A Slogan That Fits the Mets.com Banner
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“Mets.com, where we display players who will immediately regret their offseason decisions to come here proudly”
by KeithsMoustache on Jan 21, 2010 12:41 AM EST reply actions
The official site of the Me-fine, leave. Just like everyone else.
by Jamesir Bensonmum on Jan 21, 2010 12:45 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
"Look what we bought this year"
“NY Mets: Champtions of Winter 2009”
“Come see the Metz at Citi Before Jason Needs an MRI”
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Jan 21, 2010 12:58 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
"Come see the Metz at Citi Before Jason Needs an MRI"
Haha! Winner!
Asking a General Manager to slim down his budget is like asking an alcoholic to blow up a distillery.
by scott from peekskill on Jan 21, 2010 9:33 AM EST up reply actions
another one bites the dust
hey omar the phillies are laughing at us, you are lying to us and players dont sign with us. who are we? the awinning question who are the new york mets. wilpon if you dont fire omar moron we may not have 25 players at sprinf training. molina and piniero wind up with less then the mets offerred. who is delusional. met fans, for believing minaya the moron or you have a clue about running a baseball team. i offer my congrats to the phillies for winning the 2010,2011 and 2012 nl eas divisions or until minaya is gone and we might sign people who want to play for the jokers from queens. help us someone please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by pepperoni1982 on Jan 21, 2010 1:03 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Read the button, mister!
The only scary thing about a one-armed man trying to scare someone is the fact that he feels that his one arm is only good for trying to scare somebody.
by TheBigStapler on Jan 21, 2010 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
"2010: New year, New flavor"
It’s even more appropiate considering it shows off their sole true acquisition this offseason.
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i can make it short alex trebek cant find us in the form of a question.
Hey, what's the difference between a mallard with a cold, and Alex Trebek?
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 21, 2010 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
Umm...Alex Trebek is Canadian?
And that’s just a guess, I know he’s from Canada.
The 2010 New York Mets: Maybe it's the Phillies' turn to have 95% of its roster on the DL
P.S. Rangers Suck! Flyers Swallow!
Wait so you're saying we're not in jeopardy?
So you’re optimistic about the team then? Good for you, I admire your positive outlook, and I hope the Mets do well too!
by KeithsMoustache on Jan 21, 2010 1:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
how about this
players, we dont need no stinken players!
The thought that Bay will play more than 40 games and that fans will actually be in the seats?
“Deluding ourselves since 1962.”
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
The 2010 Mets: We've got Bay, Santana and... YO MONEY, BITCHES!
Sponsored by the New York Mets and Dave Chappelle
by Syler on Jan 21, 2010 1:36 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Crap crap crap
neighbours. I blew that big time. Should have said “neighbours.”
The 2010 Mets: I'm not your buddy, guy.
by TedBerg on Jan 21, 2010 8:19 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Buddy Guy?
He’s awesome!
Oh, the butcher and the baker and the people on the street: wheredotheygo?!?!?
The 2010 Mets: I'm not your friend, pal!
The 2010 New York Mets: Maybe it's the Phillies' turn to have 95% of its roster on the DL
P.S. Rangers Suck! Flyers Swallow!
I'm not your friend, buddy.
"You know I am only teasing. I love you gals out there -- always have." - Keith Hernandez
That is a good point
Well worth the hour long queue when I went last year. So good, in fact, that I went to the other Shake Shack up by Central Park. Incredible burgers.
2010 Mets: No, we DON'T have cooties!
Oh, the butcher and the baker and the people on the street: wheredotheygo?!?!?
Couple of my entries
1) See my signature
2) The New York Mets: Come love us, even though we may drive you to drink very often.
3) The 2010 Mets: Bengie Molina is not welcome.
The 2010 New York Mets: Maybe it's the Phillies' turn to have 95% of its roster on the DL
P.S. Rangers Suck! Flyers Swallow!
NY Mets: Molina free since 1962
Asking a General Manager to slim down his budget is like asking an alcoholic to blow up a distillery.
by scott from peekskill on Jan 21, 2010 9:37 AM EST reply actions
2010 Mets: We're boring, but sincere!
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jan 21, 2010 9:46 AM EST reply actions
2010 Mets, Golden Globe (-ve?) Winner: Best Drama, Best Leading Actor (David Wright), Best Visual Effects (dodging the Molina bullet), Best Mockumentary (Omar press conference).
Pineapple Awards: Worst Supporting Cast, Worst Producer (Omar Minaya), Worst Director (Jerry Manuel), Worst Costume Design (David Wright’s helmet), Worst Art Director (Inaugural patch), Worst Picture (Castillo dropped pop up), Worst Sound Editing (Sweet Caroline).
The 2010 Mets: You could probably do our job better than we can.
"I've been trying transcendental meditation, and that helps me be passive and wait on the curve. I've got to find something else to hit the slider." - George (The Stork) Theodore
by StorkFan on Jan 21, 2010 10:17 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
The 2010 Mets: 100% shirtless-rogue-front-office-guy free
"I've been trying transcendental meditation, and that helps me be passive and wait on the curve. I've got to find something else to hit the slider." - George (The Stork) Theodore
by StorkFan on Jan 21, 2010 10:18 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
The 2010 Mets: We don't know what the hell we're doing either
"I've been trying transcendental meditation, and that helps me be passive and wait on the curve. I've got to find something else to hit the slider." - George (The Stork) Theodore
by StorkFan on Jan 21, 2010 10:36 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Doyle?
But I loved Pulp.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jan 21, 2010 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
I was thinking of the yeast infection
You can’t blame Pulp for anything, especially when they did this
Blame Candide
"I've been trying transcendental meditation, and that helps me be passive and wait on the curve. I've got to find something else to hit the slider." - George (The Stork) Theodore
Omar misread El Dorado as El Dorito
Which is why he kept trying to land Molina
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Jan 22, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
The 2010 Mets: We're counting down Omar's departure.
The 2010 New York Mets: Maybe it's the Phillies' turn to have 95% of its roster on the DL
P.S. Rangers Suck! Flyers Swallow!
The 2010 Mets: Come for the food, stay for the grission
"I've been trying transcendental meditation, and that helps me be passive and wait on the curve. I've got to find something else to hit the slider." - George (The Stork) Theodore
The 2010 Mets: We have a plan, and our plan, we like our plan.
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 21, 2010 11:21 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
The 2010 Mets: Know What I'm Sayn'?
"I've been trying transcendental meditation, and that helps me be passive and wait on the curve. I've got to find something else to hit the slider." - George (The Stork) Theodore
Your 2010 "Los" Mets: Now With More White People!
"You know I am only teasing. I love you gals out there -- always have." - Keith Hernandez
Your 2010 Mets: Providing every season ticket holder with their own back up catcher.
by wrightttxgirlllx3 on Jan 21, 2010 3:04 PM EST reply actions
2010 Mets
Now featuring a McFadden’s
by James Kannengieser on Jan 21, 2010 3:10 PM EST reply actions
Wait, New Shea has a McFadden's? Since when?
The 2010 New York Mets: Maybe it's the Phillies' turn to have 95% of its roster on the DL
P.S. Rangers Suck! Flyers Swallow!

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