To the tune of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire". I only got about two minutes into the song; it was just too much... Re-sign Tatis, He’s our man One time, he hit a grand slam Gary, Ron, and Keith, and Kevin Love to tell mention that. Escobar will Try some pitchin’ Henry Blanco He’ll fit right in, No more Omir Santos, cause we’ve got Barajasaurus Rex Beltran’s gone, Surgery, Damn again, that pesky knee He’ll be out ‘til July There’s no grission in that guy Alex Cora, F-Cat, Jacobs’s got the big bat Trade in Ken, Tak2’s in, Toyota Irrigation Two-thousand ten Mets baseball We believe in come backs, Yeah, you know that’s our stance Two-thousand ten Mets baseball With the way this team’s built, We don’t stand a chance. R.A. Dickey, What a guy Knuckleballs are gonna fly Josh Thole is gonna try To not let them get by Gary Cohen, Ed Coleman Howie Rose, and Keith, and Ron They’re good announcers, Not Dibble and the Hawk Figueroa says goodbye Frenchy’s gonna make balls fly David Wright, He’s the man Trained by Situation Ollie P and Luis Prevention and Recovery Jason Bay! GMJ! This makes me shout, "Oy Vey!" Two-thousand ten Mets baseball We believe in come backs, Yeah, you know that’s our stance Two-thousand ten Mets baseball With the way this team’s built, We don’t stand a chance.
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