Sandy, The Fact-Based GM
Perfect candidate Mets chose
Eschews game's superstition
Things you suspect, Sandy knows
All the old-school baseball men
Used to laugh and call him names
But then their smiles faded
When Sandy kept winning games
Then one rainy day in Queens
The Wilpons came to say:
"Sandy, with your mind so bright
Won't you guide our team tonight?"
Soon all Mets fans will love him
and they'll all shout out in glee
"Sandy, The Fact-Based GM
You'll go down in history!"