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Yet Another Song Parody: Oliver Perez

 

 

To the tune of "Oliver's Army"

 

Don't start me talking
Signed up for thirty-six and three
All this to see him walking
The winning run that reached by HBP
He pitches high, he pitches low
Why can't he just pitch in Buffalo

Oliver Perez is he just crazy
Oliver Perez is he just lazy
And I would rather pitch anyone else
Than him today

Rick Peterson
Said he could fix him right away
But there was just one problem
Omar Minaya wouldn't let him stay
Now all we can do today is face
The fact Ollie's one big head case

Oliver Perez is he just crazy
Oliver Perez is he just lazy
And I would rather pitch anyone else
Than him today

S.D. said no can do
Pittsburgh traded his ass too
We all thought he was done here - phew!
But then Omar said he would just make do
To have Ollie re-up with the Orange and the Blue

He is no danger
To NL batters far and near
Nothing can be arranged
Without a word in Scott Boras' ear
We're all out of luck
He's not out of work
Get out of town
You're just a jerk

Oliver Perez is he just crazy
Oliver Perez is he just lazy
And I would rather pitch anyone else
Than him today

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