(In honor of of our new manager -- sung to the tune of the Theme from F Troop)

The end of Minaya's reign had come
Now here were the nerds - all three
Sandy, Paul DePo and JPR
To turn those Mets defeats into victory

Terry Collins was the man picked to lead
The proud little Wilpon group
To his previous stops they paid no heed
And so it was planned he'd command...Jeff Troop

Where Bernazard fights are colorful sights
And every injury's tricky
Where the favorite son's
Still R.A. Dickey

When taking his orders from the top
He knows their grission can't droop,
As long as they get some guys with pop
To drive in some more runs for his team...Jeff Troop