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Beckett hastily photoshops Captain Fantastic's head on Nick Evans's body. Here is the original Sears Portrait Studio shot of our mystery man.

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I like it

Only because we didn’t give Jeter his number. That’s reserved for Bobby V if he wants it.

by JoshNY on Dec 1, 2010 11:26 AM EST reply actions  

that's OK, nobodty knows who Nick Evans is anyway.

"It’s just everytime we think the bar can’t get lower, they lower it. Now next year we’ll just be happy to hear that rogue shirtless officials aren’t implementing useless detrimental drills in spring training for no apparent reason."

-Gina, 3/1/10

by Greenpoint Ian on Dec 1, 2010 11:33 AM EST reply actions  

I like it

We sign Jeter then forget he exists.

by Pack Bringley on Dec 1, 2010 12:40 PM EST reply actions  

We do need a new locker room manager

Jeter could do that

"The Mets are gonna be amazing." - Casey Stengel

by Russ on Dec 1, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Jeter's grission is so powerful

that it makes his face have a different skin color than his arms.

by dontstopbelieving on Dec 1, 2010 1:06 PM EST reply actions  

Is it just me, or is that an awful photoshop?

then again, I looked at the original, and THAT looks like a bad photoshop too.

2009 Did Not Happen

by cjmulrain on Dec 1, 2010 1:09 PM EST reply actions  

I'm not saying Jeter is an ugly guy

But this really looks ugly

Gas prices today are a lot like a pitcher's ERA. Anything under 3 is amazing, under 4 is pretty good and anything 5 and up is something you want to avoid.

by Bobby Baseball on Dec 1, 2010 3:34 PM EST reply actions  

He really is not any too attractive

I have never been able to figure out why he’s considered matinee-idol good-looking. He’s got a weird face.

by SuperT on Dec 1, 2010 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

He looks so punchable.

Save Jenrry Mejia!

by Ogre39666 on Dec 1, 2010 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Beckett baseball card price estimates : actual card prices :: Our MSPaintz : Their Photoshops

It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.

by MookieTheCat on Dec 1, 2010 6:19 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

To paraphrase your sig,

aaaaaaand, rec’d

"The '69 Mets will live on forever. But do you think anybody cares about Ron Swoboda's wife and kids? Not me! And I assume not Ron Swoboda" --Homer Simpson

by isles732 on Dec 1, 2010 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh so this is what Nick Evans looks like.

"The '69 Mets will live on forever. But do you think anybody cares about Ron Swoboda's wife and kids? Not me! And I assume not Ron Swoboda" --Homer Simpson

by isles732 on Dec 1, 2010 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

Fucking blindfolds!

How do they work?

Proud supporter of a New York baseball team and a Boston football team. Yeah, deal with it!

by R_Adragna on Dec 1, 2010 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

This is just another slap in the face of Nick Evans.

This is even worse than Jerry forgetting he exists.

I am willing to wait to build a world class franchise (h/t to millsy)

by BobbyV_Incognito on Dec 2, 2010 1:25 AM EST reply actions  

Who?

It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.

by MookieTheCat on Dec 3, 2010 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

pls pls nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

metsjetsknicksrangers.............can it get any worse?

by dabu7 on Dec 2, 2010 6:35 PM EST reply actions  

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