From the label that brought you R.A. Dickey-O's "Knuckla's Paradise", and "Two-Thousand Ten Mets Baseball" comes:

No Doubt (You Suck): "Don't Pitch"

(For those of you not familiar with No Doubt's "Don't Speak", you can listen to it here)

Ollie P

Used to be a pitcher

Now he's just richer

Than me

I really feel

His contract was a misspend

But I'm happy it's almost

The end

It looks as though

You're gonna go

And if it's really true I'll be aglow!

Don't pitch

I don't know why you're throwing

You don't know where it's going

Don't pitch, because you suck

Don't pitch

I don't know what you're thinking

We don't need your stinking

Don't pitch, because you suck

Memories

They can be inviting

But yours are not exciting, oh no...

As you try

To K a guy

With my head in my hands

I sit and cry

Don't pitch

I don't know why you're throwing

You don't know where it's going

Don't pitch, because you suck

Don't pitch

I don't know what you're thinking

We don't need your stinking

Don't pitch, because you suck

Stop pretending

Your release, it's impending, oh yeah!

Ollie P

I'm sick of you trying, now go...

Don't pitch

I don't know why you're throwing

You don't know where it's going

Don't pitch, because you suck

No, No

Don't pitch

I don't know what you're thinking

We don't need your stinking

Don't pitch, because you suck

Don't pitch, because you suck

I don't know what you're thinking

We don't need your stinking

Don't pitch

Don't pitch

Don't pitch

No

I don't know what you're thinking

We don't need your stinking

You know you suck

You know you suck

You know you suck bad

Oh, la, la, la

La, la, la

Don't, don't, oh, oh

Please stop trying

Please stop trying

Please stop

Don't pitch, because you suck

Please stop trying

Please stop trying

Please stop

Don't pitch, because you suck...