I know it's late for the making fun of Frenchy sweepstakes, but She's a Killer by Queen applies to him in so many ways. Lines that apply:
"Well versed in etiquette, extraordinarily nice"
"Dynamite with a laser beam."
"Ooh, recommended at the price"
"To avoid complications, She never kept the same address"
"Perfume came naturally from Paris (naturally)"
And then this verse, which applies in its entirety:
"Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussycat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild..
She's all out to get you"