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1st Round/Draftee: Ike, 1b

From the label that brought you R.A. Dickey-O's "Knuckla's Paradise", No Doubt (You Suck)'s "Don't Pitch", and "Two-Thousand Ten Mets Baseball" comes:

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1st Round/Draftee: "Ike, 1b"

(For those of you not familiar with AC/DC's "T.N.T.,you can listen to it here)

 

Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy

 

See me leap into the dugout

On your color TV screen

Gonna catch every ball that I can get

If you know what I mean

 

Tatis to the left of me,

Dickey to the right

I got the ball,

You got an out

Don't you start no fight

 

‘Cause I'm Ike, 1b!

I'm dynamite

Ike, 1b!

My future's bright

Ike, 1b!

A pitch I can decode?

Ike, 1b!

Watch me unload!

 

I'm awesome, I'm lean, don't eat food that's unclean

My T-shirt is wanted, man

Metropolitan rookie number one

Understand?

 

So lock up your daughter

Lock up your wife

Lock up your back door

If you live that kind of life

The man is back in town

So don't you mess around

 

‘Cause I'm Ike, 1b!

I'm dynamite

Ike, 1b!

My future's bright

Ike, 1b!

A pitch I can decode?

Ike, 1b!

Watch me unload!

 

Ike, 1b! (Oy, oy, oy)

Ike, 1b! (Oy, oy, oy)

Ike, 1b! (Oy, oy, oy)

Ike, 1b! (Oy, oy, oy)

 

Ike, 1b!

I'm dynamite (Oy, oy, oy)

Ike, 1b!

My future's bright (Oy, oy, oy)

Ike, 1b!

A pitch I can decode? (Oy, oy, oy)

Ike, 1b!

Watch me unload! (Oy, oy, oy)

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