From the label that brought you R.A. Dickey-O's "Knuckla's Paradise", No Doubt (You Suck)'s "Don't Pitch", and "Two-Thousand Ten Mets Baseball" comes:
(For those of you not familiar with AC/DC's "T.N.T.,you can listen to it here)
Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy
See me leap into the dugout
On your color TV screen
Gonna catch every ball that I can get
If you know what I mean
Tatis to the left of me,
Dickey to the right
I got the ball,
You got an out
Don't you start no fight
‘Cause I'm Ike, 1b!
I'm dynamite
Ike, 1b!
My future's bright
Ike, 1b!
A pitch I can decode?
Ike, 1b!
Watch me unload!
I'm awesome, I'm lean, don't eat food that's unclean
My T-shirt is wanted, man
Metropolitan rookie number one
Understand?
So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
If you live that kind of life
The man is back in town
So don't you mess around
‘Cause I'm Ike, 1b!
I'm dynamite
Ike, 1b!
My future's bright
Ike, 1b!
A pitch I can decode?
Ike, 1b!
Watch me unload!
Ike, 1b! (Oy, oy, oy)
Ike, 1b! (Oy, oy, oy)
Ike, 1b! (Oy, oy, oy)
Ike, 1b! (Oy, oy, oy)
Ike, 1b!
I'm dynamite (Oy, oy, oy)
Ike, 1b!
My future's bright (Oy, oy, oy)
Ike, 1b!
A pitch I can decode? (Oy, oy, oy)
Ike, 1b!
Watch me unload! (Oy, oy, oy)
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