Alex Cora Is A True Clubhouse Leader
Grission doesn't take days off:
Inspired by Jason Bay's arrival, the U.S.-Canada hockey rivalry is in full force in the Mets clubhouse. Players are gathering this afternoon at a nearby establishment to watch. If Canada wins, Jeff Francoeur foots the bill. If the U.S. wins, Bay pays. And, if it's a tie after regulation, it's Alex Cora on the hook. There's only one other Canadian in the clubhouse, Shawn Bowman, and he's not in position to share responsibility for a Team Canada loss. "I'd have to call mom for a loan," Bowman said.
1st: 12:50 CAN: G-Jonathan Toews (Assist: Mike Richards)
Bay: eh
Bowman: eh
Francoeur: AWWWWWWW SHOOT. AIN'T THAT SOME MONKEY FLIPPING BULLCRAP!
Cora: wut
2nd: 7:13 CAN: G-Corey Perry (Assist: Ryan Getzlaf, Duncan Keith)
Bay: Nasty rebound, eh?
Bowman: eh
Francoeur: AWWWWWW CHICKEN NUGGETS! COME ON AMERICA!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE???
Cora: huh
2nd: 12:44 USA: G-Ryan Kesler (Assist: Patrick Kane)
Francoeur: YEEEEEE HAW!! BACK IN BUSINESS! THESE COLORS DON'T RUN.
Bay: eh
Bowman: eh
Cora: hmm
3rd: 19:35 USA: G-Zach Parise - with extra attacker (Assist: Jamie Langenbrunner, Patrick Kane)
Francoeur: WOOOOOOOOO!!! WOOO!! THE BRAVES ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!
Bay: eh?
Bowman: eh
Cora: #$%&!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? HOCKEY IS THE WORST SPORT EVER. PUERTO RICO DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A RINK.
OT: 7:40 CAN: G-Sidney Crosby (Assist: Jarome Iginla)
Bay: eh!
Bowman: eh!
Francoeur: Meh. Who cares about hockey anyway?
Cora: ...
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Outstanding.
If there's ever a riot at Citi Field and Oliver Perez was the starter, I started the riot.
According to the fine print of his contract
Cora’s paying for this triggered his option.
by Mount17 on Mar 1, 2010 2:57 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
But if the US won
would that trigger Bay’s vesting option?
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
A most Epic Win!
Rec’d, eh!
The 2010 New York Mets: Maybe it's the Phillies' turn to have 95% of its roster on the DL
The 2009 New England Patriots: At least we got our division title back
The 2009-10 New Jersey Devils: Allergic to second periods
Reminds me of The Dugout
Pre-Fanhouse. Minus the byzantine running jokes and pro wrestling references, of course.
phliadelphoe ite domum!
All props to Ms. Chabot
Somewhere, my ninth-grade history teacher is beaming.
phliadelphoe ite domum!
by Doc Manhattan on Mar 1, 2010 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
Lol
Pretty Funny going to send this to some friends
IF you see a opportunity you take the opportunity
If the US had won they really needed to dress those two up like the gus from strange brew.
Pinella: Where th f*ck was that pitch at?
Ump: Lou, don't you know that you're not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition?
Pinella: Where the f*ck was that pitch at, a$$h*le?
At the risk that if further marginalizes me...
I don’t get it.
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Mar 1, 2010 6:06 PM EST reply actions
I'm serious, anyway.
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Mar 2, 2010 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
Alright, and...?
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Mar 2, 2010 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
The men, who have a bet of sorts on the outcome of the game, display a different range of emotions at the events that occur during the game.
I honestly don’t get what it is you don’t get about this.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Mar 2, 2010 9:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yes, I get that. What I don't get is how it's comical; that's the problem.
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Mar 2, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Oh oh oh.
You get it, you just don’t think it’s funny. That’s different. Ain’t no thing.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Mar 2, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
I'm guessing you never saw Great White North
on SCTV (Rick Moranis & Dave Thomas as the McKenzie Brothers).
"I've been trying transcendental meditation, and that helps me be passive and wait on the curve. I've got to find something else to hit the slider." - George (The Stork) Theodore
That might explain some things, then.
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Mar 2, 2010 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
Excellent
That’ll teach those hosers, eh?
"I've been trying transcendental meditation, and that helps me be passive and wait on the curve. I've got to find something else to hit the slider." - George (The Stork) Theodore

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