Ya-harr, just an April Fool's Day prank! Dub has apparently inked an endorsement deal with Pirate Brands snacks, makers of Pirate's Booty.

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Pirate Brands has agreed to send us five "treasure chests" of Pirate's Booty snacks to give away (they're also sending me one to try), but we couldn't come up with a good way to decide who get them. So I'm going to open the floor to you: whoever comes up with the best (judged by creativeness and ease of execution) giveaway contest idea will win one of the treasure chests. The other four will be given to the winners of whatever that contest idea happens to be.

To summarize: David Wright is still on the Mets and you can win free food.