How This Roster Came To Be

by Sam Page on Apr 4, 2010 4:54 PM EDT

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This is freakin' awesome.

by aparkermarshall on Apr 4, 2010 5:12 PM EDT reply actions

omar hired the underpants gnomes as consultants

step 1. (see sam’s chart)
step 2. ???
step 3. PROFIT

HELLO HELLO MR WILPON... BUY THAT MANSION. WE DONT NEED A CONDO.

by kendynamo on Apr 4, 2010 5:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Congratulations!

You’ve just won the Internet!

The 2010 New York Mets: Maybe it's the Phillies' turn to have 95% of its roster on the DL

The 2009 New England Patriots: At least we got our division title back

The 2009-10 New Jersey Devils: Allergic to second periods

by R_Adragna on Apr 4, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions

Scarily true?

Darrelle Revis once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.

by bm01bath on Apr 4, 2010 5:26 PM EDT reply actions

This is worthy of some sort of award.

Well done, sir.

Well done.

you know what I'm sayin' ?

by fxcarden on Apr 4, 2010 5:28 PM EDT reply actions

This is your apex.

Sadly, Sam, your life is only downhill from here.

John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.

by squid92 on Apr 4, 2010 5:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

It's so funny, yet so sad.

Because it is completely true, this is the reality that we have to deal with.

"Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring; besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. It's more democratic."
- CRASH DAVIS

by nrmax88 on Apr 4, 2010 5:47 PM EDT reply actions

OH My Goodness

I guess you killer off-season has its maraschino cherry with this post. Ironically, this inspiration was drawn by Omar’s horrible roster management, cap-stoning his time with the Mets.

I hope he and Jerry enjoy their last month with the Mets.

by Coolpapabell on Apr 4, 2010 6:06 PM EDT reply actions

Seriously though

I could not stop laughing

by Coolpapabell on Apr 4, 2010 6:07 PM EDT reply actions

Brilliant

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?

by Syler on Apr 4, 2010 6:13 PM EDT reply actions

Good stuff!

by ThundaPC on Apr 4, 2010 6:15 PM EDT reply actions

Way to go!

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage

by blueandorange4life on Apr 4, 2010 6:16 PM EDT reply actions

BRILLIANT!

by cuseindahuse on Apr 4, 2010 6:40 PM EDT reply actions

One of these the exploits of the Mets

Will go on youtube and blow up going viral. I sense either a cartoon or a 10 min doc by bloggers with slides, facts, and chronological description of Mets bust moves.

by cuseindahuse on Apr 4, 2010 6:42 PM EDT reply actions