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R.A. Dickey entendre thread



Cause i'm bored and R.A. Dickey has supplied ample girth to the mets starting line up...post your Dickey Love here.

Mets fans love Dick-ey

Dickey pounds phils.

Phillies play with Dickey, still get boned

Dickey Rock Solid in starts

Dickey Pounding the zone

Mets riding dickey for all its worth

R.A dickey just rises to the occasion.

Phillies limp against dickey.

Beating them back with R.A. Dickey

Dickey stands large

Deception in speed by dickey

 

 


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Phils R. Dickey'd Over By Knuckleballs

The following should definitely appear on Jeopardy...
ANSWER: They were invented in Philadelphia by the city's favorite icon Benjamin Franklin. However, they are very rarely used by people in the city and its surrounding areas.
QUESTIONS: What are logic, reason, and rational thought?

2010: Year of the Grission

by R_Adragna on May 27, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Dickey...

better than Wang.

Great story. Compelling, and rich.

by CTRefJay on May 27, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Phillies unable to touch Dickie's junk.

As a result, Dickie stands tall. As long as those facing him suck, he’ll continue to stand proud.

Knowing Jerry, however, he’ll pull Dickie too early. No one’s a winner when Dickie gets pulled from the mound too early, before he really gets into a groove.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on May 27, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Too bad he's not a hitter: Dickey explodes versus Phillies.

Dickey responds well after being pulled out of Buffalo.
Dickey brings joy to Mets fans.
Dickey and Kunz team up for win.

May you be locked in a battle of wits against Jerry Manuel.

by BobbyV_Incognito on May 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Can Dickey Keep It Up?

From Fred to Jeff
and O to Jerr
Funny things
Are everywhere

- Dr. Seuss (if he were a Mets fan)

by StorkFan on May 27, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Dickey's knuckle-children are wasted

as the Mets flush the game down the toilet.

by isles732 on May 28, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I have a few good ones
  • Dickey stands erect on the mound.
  • In Tony LaRussa’s lineup, Dickey would be inserted into the 8-hole. (winner!)
  • Dickey’s knickleball is fisted…
  • It’s time to pull out Dickey, as Dickey explodes (too easy)
  • The (opposing team) takes Dickey deep into center…
  • Mets score as they extend Dickey’s lead with a hard hit ball; sac fly
  • Dickey takes the scenic route with a splitter…
  • Dickey warms up, pre-game
  • Dickey hits the spot, as he strikes out the side
  • Mets defense protects Dickey
  • Phillies suck, Dickey’s hard on them.
  • Dickey’s tired and runs dry

Lets Go Mets Go

by sj10689 on May 28, 2010 7:01 AM EDT reply actions  

god thats hard to listen to

i was so busy trying not to jettison my computer into the nearest wall, I’m not even exactly sure what he was saying.

by KeithsMoustache on May 28, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

"You lost two games in Seeatuh!...... Seeatuh!"

I laughed only because of the ridiculosity of how the guy sounded.

Lets Go Mets Go

by sj10689 on May 28, 2010 2:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I like that the title says "entrendre" and not "double entendre"

because the only way we’re using “Dickey” is the dirty way.

by JoshNY on May 28, 2010 11:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Surprisingly, Victorino was not able to take Dickey deep

In only his second start, Dickey was already stretched out
Dickey needs no performance enhancers

by pologroundling on May 28, 2010 1:05 PM EDT reply actions  

One more

Another one out of the strike zone, and for the first time Dickey’s behind two balls

by pologroundling on May 28, 2010 1:45 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Q: How do you know you're in an R.A. Dickey Entendre Thread?

A; It isn’t hard.

From Fred to Jeff
and O to Jerr
Funny things
Are everywhere

- Dr. Seuss (if he were a Mets fan)

by StorkFan on May 28, 2010 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

dickey starts

gets wacked

I hate Philadelphia so much.

by the caveman on May 31, 2010 12:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe this is the first proto-R.A. Dickey joke on AA:

http://www.amazinavenue.com/2009/11/12/1143342/aaop-2010-plans#24983351

I was surfing the archives, sure that there’d be R.A. Dickey jokes in thread for the game where he pitched against us while on the Mariners, and spanked us, but strangely enough, he wasn’t even mentioned (Eric seemed pretty disgusted with it all, though, so…).

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jun 1, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

I believe the term you meant to use was...

slapped. We got Dickey-slapped. If we slapped Dickey, then it would be spanked. Like a monkey.

by enigma2029 on Jun 2, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

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