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Filled with such gems: Went by Citi Field the other day. I took a monster piss on Alex Cora's Segway in the parking lot. When we'd get bitches pregnant on the road, we'd the call the little bastard kids "war babies" We called Sid Fernandez' wife "Natty Ice" cuz she had natural Double FFs and blew you w an ice cube in her mouth. Mike Piazza's blow jobs last so long his jaw gets tired! The worst part about visiting your mom for Mother's Day is finding a decent cum rag in her house EDIT**** New favorite: Just watched Precious with John Rocker. He said "I don't like the music, but that was one awesome rap video."

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