Welcome to Puppy Avenue!
by Steve Schreiber on Jun 14, 2010 1:51 PM EDT
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Print(Formerly "an idea for a FanPost about Mets Dawgz).
Here's the listing of the official Mets Dogs, as discussed in Sunday's postgame thread. Any suggestions can be added to the comments section. Thanks to all of those people who added pictures to this thread...you have been credited appropriately. I tried my best to keep the "K-starting-9" together (ehhh...get it...get it? yeah, terrible joke. I apologize).
Anyway, I'd like to formally welcome you all to:
Doggy Infield
We begin with the originator--Ike Davis Dog via Mookie the Cat
Ruben Tejada Puppy via Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
Jose Reyes Dog featuring Mark Cuban/Rod Blagojevich/Michael Vick's adopted brother via R_Adragna
David Wright Dog via Brian.
and David Wright Dog Sr. via newyorksportsfan
Jason Bay Dog via Syler
Angel Pagan Dog aka Crazy Dog via Syler
Sad Jeff Francoeur Dog via Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
Happy Jeff Francoeur Dog via fightoffyourdemons
Jeff Beardcoeur Dog via isles 732
Jeff FAILcoeur Dog (TRAID TEH COEUR!) via squid92
Upside-down smile Jeff Francoeur via sj10689
Rod Barajas Dog via sj10689
The Doghouse
Henry Blanco Dog via Isles732
Fernando Tatis Dog sits right in the happy zone via sj10689
Chris Carter Dog via Gina
and "Chris Carter Dog eating the changeup low and away" via Michkin
Alex Cora Dog without his vest via KeithsMoustache
Alex Cora Dog after obtaining his vest via Gina
Doggy Rotation
Johan Santana Dog via Jsz
Mike Pelfrey Dog via mistermet
RA Dickey Dog coming up big in hard spots lately via squid 92
Jon Niese Dog via Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
The Dog Pound
Hisanori Takahashi Dog throws "strike 3" via R_Adragna
Raul Valdes Puppy via sj10689
Creepy Raul Valdes Dog via Jadden Hopkins
Fernando Nieve Dog via Mount17
Perpetual Pedro Feliciano Dog after retiring (most likely from overuse) via squid92
Ryota Igarashi Dog via astromets
Jenrry Mejia Dog masquerading as a bear via astromets
K-Rod Dog wearing his trademark Goggles and Vest via Syler
The "Braintrust"
Jerry Dog via aparkermarshall
The very disturbing Omar Dawg via LOUtheMETandNATSfan
Fred/Jeff Wilpon Dog via squid92
Jeff Wilpon Dog has disposable income via sj10689
Team President Saul Katz Dog via sj10689
The Vet's Office
Kickass Voltron Dog via squid92
Carlos Beltran Dog via mistermet formerly as Nick Evans Dog
Luis Castillo Dog via mistermet
Daniel Murphy Dog celebrates St. Patrick's Day, not knowing how his season would shape up via mistermet
Oliver Perez Dog who refuses to go down via njk237
and Ollie Dog who needs to see his sports psychologist via Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
Ollie Perez Dog doing what he does best via astromets
Stoic John Maine Dog getting rubbed up on by presumably drunk Duaner Sanchez Dog via isles 732
SNY/WFAN Broadcast Crew Dogs
Gary Cohen Dog via sj10689
Keith Hernandez Dog needs to take a nap around the 6th inning via Jsz
Ron Darling Dog shows off his Ivy League roots via dontstopbelieving
Kevin Burkhardt Dog wants to play fetch now, not three years from now via Jsz
Chris Carlin Dog via sj10689
Howie Rose Dog via R_Adragna
Other assorted dogs
Tom Seaver Dog asks that you buy his wine via JoshNY
Tony Bernazard Dog presumably challenging Binghamton Mets Dogs to a shirtless fight via sj10689
Original, depressing Nick Evans Dog via mistermet
Official Nick Evans Dog #2 via Gina
Omir Santos Dog wearing his Thunder God shirt via KeithsMoustache
Endy Chavez Puppy via Rob Castellano
Ramon Castro Hippo charging around 3rd base via Jsz
Duaner Sanchez Dog out looking for a late-night snack via dontstopbelieving
Benny Agbayani Dog via Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
Cole Hamels Dog via R_Adragna
A very realistic Shane Victorino Dog via R_Adragna
Roger Clemens Dog appears to be suffering from a little 'roid rage via cjmulrain
Barry Bonds Dog still claims that he didn't know he was taking steroids via squid 92
Pete Rose Dog/Rickey Henderson & Bobby Bonilla circa 1999 NLCS via sj10689
1986 Champion Mets mascot Dog is...well...just read the caption via squid 92
Pathetic Art Howe/Wayne Hagin Dog via squid92
Bobby Valentine Dog via dontstopbelieving
AA Memes
Tuuu Timp Dog the Finnish canine Mets superstar via sj10689
squid92 somehow got an actual picture of him:
AA Sitebot Dog via mistermet
Stray Dogs
Sarge Dog and F-Cat excelling in their new profession via mistermet
Bobby Bonilla Dog via JohnPeterson
Mo Vaughn Dog via mistermet
Snoopy and David Wrong get along because Dubs loves kids (TRAYD TEH CORE!!!) via Michkin
Puppy Avenue's Honorable Mentions
Yo Dawg via squid92
Yo Dawg, I heard you like dogs so I put some dogs on your dogs so you can look at dogs while you look at dogs via JohnPeterson
Snoop Dawg because a dog thread isn't a dawg thread unless it features Snoop via squid 92
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I think the fans on this site are like college-age stoners...
If as much energy was put into solving the world’s problems as doing things on this site—or in the case of the stoners thinking of new, creative ways to smoke pot—then the world would be a much better place. Still, the fact that a pug (Mrs. Mookie’s favorite thing) was combined with the 1986 Mets (my favorite thing) gave me a wonderful family moment.
by MookieTheCat on Jun 20, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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When asked Thursday if he had entered the World Cup pool, Carter said: "No. I need to hit more home runs."
To be fair, when im not here I'm doing research
but when my brain goes into meltdown (as it so often does), I know where I can go for a distraction, dogs, bad MS paint, norse mythology, video games, physics lessons, poetry, mansions, condos, and occasionally conversation about the Mets. And yes the ’86 pug picture is pretty amazing.
by KeithsMoustache on Jun 21, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh lord.
AA is turning into the Cheesburger website.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jun 14, 2010 2:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
look at this dog dog should be Beltran!
Also cora dog in 2011
I wonder if Carl Everett believes Jamie Moyer exists.
I could definitely see Cora dog because of the vest
we have one pre-vest and one post-vest now.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 14, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Evidently we're the only ones who agree on the "LOOK AT THIS DOG" dog.
This makes me sad.
by Thomas Wachtel on Jun 15, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed
Beltran is clearly about the got damn most beautiful player in the world. and playing in this huge ass backyard is the perfect comparison for the mets outfield.
I wonder if Carl Everett believes Jamie Moyer exists.
I see your logic
I’ll get on this one. We need a less depressing Nick Evans, though. anybody want to find one?
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 15, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
nick evans dog
I wonder if Carl Everett believes Jamie Moyer exists.
by Gina on Jun 15, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
There we go.
Updated
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 15, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Well done.
Appreciation of history you have
by MookieTheCat on Jun 20, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually it started a few days before this.
When the photo of Ike Davis dog first was posted.
by MookieTheCat on Jun 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
whats the deal with david wright dog sr.?
is he at a lot of mets games? i saw him about a month or so ago, but have never bumped into him before or after that
"I only wanted a few things out of life -- a wife, children, to play baseball and to hunt deer." - Turk Wendell
I've seen him before as well
I remember seeing him last year and apparently he’s been around for a while but he doesn’t get as much publicity as other mainstays like Cowbell Man and Pin man.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 14, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Mr. Met dog? Mike Piazza dog?
Who am I kidding? I just wanted an excuse to post this picture of my little killa.
by Evan_S on Jun 14, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Dye its fur blonde...
Then you have Piazza dog.
by MookieTheCat on Jun 20, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
NO!
I wouldn’t do that to my little man. He’s getting old anyway, he doesn’t need to be traumatized liked that.
lol we had a bernese mountain dog
and since they’re really hairy we used to get him shaved in the summer. The last time we got him shaved they accidental gave him a lions cut.
Imagine a 110 pound bernese mountain dog with that cut. The poor thing refused to go outside, and I’m so serious, for the first 1.5 days.
I wonder if Carl Everett believes Jamie Moyer exists.
This FanPost is a good idea.
It doesn’t suck, so go ahead and bring on the major updates.
Gas prices today are a lot like a pitcher's ERA. Anything under 3 is amazing, under 4 is pretty good and anything 5 and up is something you want to avoid.
i want a jose reyes dog
if only my apartment were pet-friendly
by KeithsMoustache on Jun 14, 2010 3:35 PM EDT reply actions
I remember this.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jun 14, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Takahashi Dog!
The following should definitely appear on Jeopardy...
ANSWER: They were invented in Philadelphia by the city's favorite icon Benjamin Franklin. However, they are very rarely used by people in the city and its surrounding areas.
QUESTIONS: What are logic, reason, and rational thought?
2010: Year of the Grission
by R_Adragna on Jun 14, 2010 3:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This fanpost is full of win
also, he’s not a Met, but don’t forget Roger Clemens dog
2009 Did Not Happen
Also, even though he's not a Met, here's Cole Hamels Dog.
2010: Year of the Grission
by R_Adragna on Jun 14, 2010 6:07 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Keith Hernandez dog needs some sleep
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
by Jsz on Jun 14, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Updates are being added
was definitely thinking about Keith Hernandez Dog…nice job!
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 14, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
Wow that's frightening.
Is that even a dog? Definitely a good fit for Johan Dog but wow….that looks like a character out of Greek mythology, like a centaur or something.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 15, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Johan Dog?
Because its freaking awesome.
One could also do with the president’s dog because Johan is el presidente
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
Yikes!
If it wasn’t for the friendly demeanor of the dog, I’d have to say that this dog was sent straight from hell to hold all of us captive.
This dog looks closer to a Lou Ferrigno dog if you ask me
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I agree
We need a new Johan Dog…anybody want to find one?
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 15, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Jon Niese Dog:
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jun 14, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Win.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 14, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
They have the same nose, definitley.
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jun 15, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Considering this is meme derived, I think this is appropriate.
John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.
This is a meme that I missed
would you happen to have a link to it, just so I can see the context?
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 15, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I can do you one better.
For the explanation: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/xzibit-yo-dawg
For some examples: http://yoyodawgdawg.com/
John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.
lol really?
it’s the greatest meme ever. it’s not an AA meme I think it started on 4chan.
I wonder if Carl Everett believes Jamie Moyer exists.
Yeah, I must've missed that one
I like it, though. I’ll add it in.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 15, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Just because he says "Dawg" doesn't mean it's about dogs. This makes no sense, just like this picture.
2010: Year of the Grission
not to hijack the thread but this one kills me
I wonder if Carl Everett believes Jamie Moyer exists.
by Gina on Jun 15, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
John Maine and Duaner Sanchez Dogs
They’re pals.
by isles732 on Jun 15, 2010 1:55 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow
John Maine looks so uncomfortable in that picture… it’s almost as if though he played the role of Duaner’s designated driver or something, and then somehow ended up in this particular predicament.
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when does john maine ever look comfortable?
by KeithsMoustache on Jun 15, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Good point
It can be awfully hard to watch at times (especially now), but there are some shares of good moments as well
This moment almost makes me want to cry.
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a great moment for sure
we never imagined how it would go from there
by KeithsMoustache on Jun 15, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
"This moment"
Dear lord. Does the guy have a happy or fun bone in his body? He’s almost stoic.
"We're through the looking glass here people!"
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jun 15, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
this moment
as good as the offense and Maine was that day, look at the guys who relieved him – yikes.
1-6 in that lineup was pretty nice too
Keith'sM
Exactly
"We're through the looking glass here people!"
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jun 15, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Daniel Murphy Dog
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 15, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
love this one for the IRISH HAMMA!
I support Jenrry Mejia as a starter. Screw you Jerry Manuel for thinking he's a set-up man.
Raul Valdes Dog
I Believe in 80 wins
by Jadden Hopkins on Jun 15, 2010 10:01 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
What in God's name is that thing?
I’ll add it.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 15, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Take it away!
Dear god, make it go away!
May you be locked in a battle of wits against Jerry Manuel.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jun 15, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a feeling
that it was only a matter of time before this happened, after the emergence of Ike Davis Dog.
I have a few other nominés to add…
Nom nom dog, with Omir Santos as Robin
Jeff Wilpon dog (classy)
K-Dog
Tony B. Dog
Rod Barajas dog (coloring book version)
AND…
That one dog who has an edge (I know, slightly OT)
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Yo dawg
I heard you like dogs so I put some dogs on your dogs so you can look at dogs while you look at dogs.
LOL! Hot diggity dog!
"We're through the looking glass here people!"
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jun 15, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Awww that’s so cute
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 15, 2010 2:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I’m a Braves fan and I don’t go on AA often, but i have to say, this is awesome!
"Tony Gwynn made sacrifices. Cal Ripken made sacrifices. I'm not sure Derek Jeter made sacrifices given the ungodly deep pockets the Yankees have." - Chipper Jones
by MBL1 on Jun 15, 2010 2:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Jenrry Mejia Dog instead?
Just as this is a dog in a bear costume, Mejia is a minor league starter in a Major League mopup man’s costume…er….uniform.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 15, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
i'd agree with that
I support Jenrry Mejia as a starter. Screw you Jerry Manuel for thinking he's a set-up man.
added
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 15, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
We already have a Takahashi Dog
But we do need a Toyota Igarashi Dog…could this be it?
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 15, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Cheeky!
Very cheeky!
"We're through the looking glass here people!"
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jun 15, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Julio Machado dog
Way better than referencing the other thing Julio Machado is known for.
by dontstopbelieving on Jun 15, 2010 4:35 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
That's a great one.
Bonus points for the obscure reference.
May you be locked in a battle of wits against Jerry Manuel.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jun 15, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what happens
when you grow up a Met fan in the late 80s/early 90s. I would do a Jeff Innis or Terry Leach Dog, but it’s pretty damn hard to find a picture of a dog throwing sidearm.
by dontstopbelieving on Jun 16, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice...
Now to go find Jeff Musselman dog…
by MookieTheCat on Jun 20, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Adam Dunn would be a donkey but
this is perfect for Ramon Castro!
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 15, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I don't see why not
they’re both pretty pathetic. Unless somebody can find a better fit, that is.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 15, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
endy puppy
my boy shea, dreaming of rising up to rob scott rolen over the left field wall at his namesake.
by Rob Castellano on Jun 15, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
at that point he was a puppy
he’s now about a year old and a whole hell of a lot bigger than this.
by Rob Castellano on Jun 16, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Ladies and gentlemen, I present...Shane Victorino Dog (Warning: Hide your children from this).
2010: Year of the Grission
by R_Adragna on Jun 15, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
That is downright scary
I’m pretty sure that is possessed! I like it…although I will always associate Shane Dicktorino with…
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 15, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
victorino dog
"The one thing you don't want to do is hit a home run. That's a rally-killer." -Jeff Francoeur
by RangersandMets on Jun 21, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
.
John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.
by squid92 on Jun 15, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dan Warthen Dog?
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 16, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Ron Darling Dog:
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jun 16, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Naw
Save the Hawaii theme for Sid or Benny. Ronnie can only be:
by dontstopbelieving on Jun 16, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Duaner Sanchez dog
Cruisin’ for that fateful, late-night snack.
by dontstopbelieving on Jun 16, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
No! Don't get in! Don't get in!!
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jun 16, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll give some people a chance to find a Pedro Feliciano dog
We could also use a Gary Cohen Dog, a Chris Carlin Dog and any others that would fit/get a laugh are certainly welcome.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 16, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Saul Katz dog
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by sj10689 on Jun 16, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
After he retires, from overuse: Pedro Feliciano dog
John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.
by squid92 on Jun 16, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ha you even got the correct arm!
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 16, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
What's freaky, though
I swear, I saw that dog’s phantom leg. I outline that leg I thought I saw, below:
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Fernando Tatis dog (yes, you forgot one)
“Right in the happy zone!”
And my personal favorite, Pete Rose Dog (2nd from left)
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I case if the image of Fernando Tatis dog disappears
Click here to see it.
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Those could also be
Bobby Bonilla and Rickey Henderson (1999 versions).
by dontstopbelieving on Jun 16, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Pete Rose dog is my absolute favorite
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by MBL1 on Jun 16, 2010 4:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Tuuu Timp dog, Finnish canine superstar for the New York Mets, forgotten by time
John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.
Oh man!
I was going to make this dog here Tuuu Timp dog
Legend has it, that every year on September 24th, this legendary dog will appear at night around Shea StadiumCiti Field, usually evading detection.
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Blaine was a punk.
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jun 16, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew
that was a pokemon.. haha jeez
I love Vegas
Franco made that play because he never quit on the play. He kept running, he kept hustling. Good things happen to people who hustle."
I think we have just about the entire team
plus Finnish folk legend Tuuu Timp and I added Sitebot Dog as well. Anybody missing?
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 16, 2010 12:05 PM EDT reply actions
This is the best I can muster
for Elmer Dessens. I leave it to someone else to do Jesus Feliciano.
by dontstopbelieving on Jun 16, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
SiteBot Dog?
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jun 16, 2010 1:09 PM EDT reply actions
The similarities are uncanny: Jeff FAILcoeur dog
John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.
by squid92 on Jun 16, 2010 1:38 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
I don't know if this fits anybody but
I just really wanted to post this:
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 16, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions
that girl looks evil
wtf?
"We're through the looking glass here people!"
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jun 16, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't help but notice
that the girl looks just like Pauley Perrette (from NCIS)
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lol that girl looks like pauley perrette
if pauley perrette were a man in drag.
I wonder if Carl Everett believes Jamie Moyer exists.
was
sheesh living in the south really messes with your use of tenses.
I wonder if Carl Everett believes Jamie Moyer exists.
If any of you saw Billy Madison
you’ll understand this picture (I assume none of you have from the comments).
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 17, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
mr madison
what you have said is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent nonsense did you even approach what could be considered a rational point. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having heard it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
by KeithsMoustache on Jun 17, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
Okay, a simple “wrong” would’ve been just fine.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 17, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
i loved the jeopardy-type catergories
there were some great ones in there
by KeithsMoustache on Jun 17, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Some favorites include
“I married common street trash” and “My spouse is sleeping around”.
Knibb High football rules!!!
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 18, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Where did you get this?
Fantastic. Something is afoot at the Circle K.
by MookieTheCat on Jun 20, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Google Images, my friend.
That and Wikipedia are starting to become man’s (electronically-based) best friends.
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I was more impressed by the B&TEA reference.
Which was well-done and apposite.
by MookieTheCat on Jun 20, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Billy Madison is one of the stupidest comedies ever
But that is one of the most brilliant lines in a comedy, ever.
yeah all in all, not the funniest movie ever
but that one set of scenes at the end makes it worth it.
by KeithsMoustache on Jun 18, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Ike Davis Dog
I’m loving all of these pics, but I think that isles732 deserves credit for the original, too!!! He’s the one who posted the original photo! Maybe co-credit for isles and mookie?
certainly.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 17, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Agree with that.
It was a team effort. And I believe he made the “Ike Davis Dog is Pleased” thing too.
by MookieTheCat on Jun 20, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks Mookie!
Ike Davis Dog is definitely pleased with team efforts.
When asked Thursday if he had entered the World Cup pool, Carter said: "No. I need to hit more home runs."
This FanPost should be more like a FanWebsite, at this point
It takes nearly 2 minutes to load this page in its entirety
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Sad Elmer Dessens Horse, right before the glue factory
John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.
by squid92 on Jun 19, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lemme just say this in an original post and not a reply.
Isles732 deserves to be up there with me on the Ike Davis dog thing.
Yes...
Was totally going to edit that but I apparently cannot edit the post. When I go to edit it, I’m getting a little page from SB Nation saying that there’s a problem and that they are currently trying to fix it (must be something really bad because they’ve been working on it for like 3 days!).
So yeah, once this issue gets ironed out, I’ll make the change.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 21, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Good.
I had so much fun that night with me throwing out fairly dumb ideas and I732 turning them into well-done graphics that I hope you do this.
by MookieTheCat on Jun 21, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Thats so awesome
thanks Mookie—I don’t mind though—as long as Ike Davis Dog is freed to the world I’ll gladly be anonymous.
By the way, how many non-AA posters would go out of they’re way to be nice like this—thanks man
When asked Thursday if he had entered the World Cup pool, Carter said: "No. I need to hit more home runs."
Here's how you can pay me back...
My birthday is Sept. 21. The Mets are playing @ the Marlins on Sept 21, and I live in the Keys and can get to Miami. I know of a graphic shop down here that will turn the Ike Davis Dog into a large poster that will somehow mention Ike Davis Dog and SNY/GK&R. If you DVR this game I will do whatever it takes t on get in TV, to our mutual edification. It only took me promising the wife a night on south beach to get this done. But done it is.
by MookieTheCat on Jun 21, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Coolest thing ever
!!!!
WOW! I’ll definitely tape it oh my God oh my God. I’ll actually be in Ireland then—I’m studying abroad there for the term but I’ll definitely be able tape it. I have a friend who used to work for SNY—I wonder if I could call in a favor. Wow wow wow
When asked Thursday if he had entered the World Cup pool, Carter said: "No. I need to hit more home runs."
Yes, call in the favor. This is a perfect "fanpiece"
I can make it worth their while. Puppies = ratings and everyone in broadcasting knows this.
by MookieTheCat on Jun 21, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions
For your awesomeness
an MS Paint is forthcoming
When asked Thursday if he had entered the World Cup pool, Carter said: "No. I need to hit more home runs."
I think every AA'er will DVR this too
When asked Thursday if he had entered the World Cup pool, Carter said: "No. I need to hit more home runs."
Thanks for your enthusiasm...
Here’s why I think it will work. First, by Sept the Marlins will have about 200 fans. Second, KB will be hurting. Third, it’s a great idea.
by MookieTheCat on Jun 21, 2010 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh and because I suck at pooterisms...
If you can combine IDD into some form of hi-res image involving SNY and/or GK&R that I can send to the graphics shop, this would make things much easier.My brother is only the most award winning graphic design guy in Europe, but he’s so busy with work that he won’t be of much use.
by MookieTheCat on Jun 21, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not great at that either
but I can try—and hopefully call in some more favors
When asked Thursday if he had entered the World Cup pool, Carter said: "No. I need to hit more home runs."
Bobby Parnell Dog
When asked Thursday if he had entered the World Cup pool, Carter said: "No. I need to hit more home runs."
That strikes me more
as a John Franco Dog, due to Johnnie’s FDNY affiliation (I believe his dad was a firefighter and he would wear an FDNY T-shirt under his Mets shirt when he pitched, at least after 9/11). But seeing as I don’t have any better suggestions for Parnell Dog, and that I like this picture, it works…
by dontstopbelieving on Jun 21, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Franco's dad was Sanitation, not Fire.
He was a DSNY shirt under his jersey.
May you be locked in a battle of wits against Jerry Manuel.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jun 21, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Good catch
Maybe I somehow confused this with the FDNY cap he wore after 9/11, when the Mets wore various NYC first-responder caps. Anyway, Parnell Dog it is.
by dontstopbelieving on Jun 22, 2010 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh fuck...
I just saw an ad for Marlins/Nationals on July 17. It is, and I am not kidding you, cowbell night. I guess yesterdays vuvuzela night proved not annoying enough (even though the local news guy ended today’s broadcast with the statement “I bet that guy [he who suggested vuvuzela night] was fired”.
That was hilarious
And the best part – the umpire misheard Fredi Gonzalez when he was presenting the roster – he wound up having the players bat out of order!
An excerpt from this article:
Still, Marlins president David Samson beamed over the promotion, pronouncing it a clear success.
“It was absolutely outstanding,” Samson said Sunday. "I got two e-mails from older people and we moved their seats because it was loud. To give you an idea, that is the least number of e-mails for things that go on during the course of a game that you could possibly have.
A proud purveyor of MS Paints since Sep 09, 2009
I assume the most emails would be 5
considering that is the amount of people typically at their games.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 21, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
The old people probably got lost and wandered in from the street.
by MookieTheCat on Jun 21, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Most likely scenario
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 21, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm not a businessman, nor do I run an MLB franchise,
but wouldn’t the lowest possible number of emails complaining about your promotion be, oh, I don’t know, ZERO?! That quote goes a long way toward explaining what’s wrong with the Marlins’ management: they value a stupid promotion no one will remember fondly once the World Cup has ended over the input of their own players and coaching staff, even at the possible cost of a win.
May you be locked in a battle of wits against Jerry Manuel.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jun 21, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Ralph Kiner Dog?
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 23, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Jerobah Jerry
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Jun 29, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Josh Thole Dog?
When asked Thursday if he had entered the World Cup pool, Carter said: "No. I need to hit more home runs."
prospects/rookies should be puppies I think
I want Jerry Manuel fired now, not three years from now. That is my stance.- John Peterson
If we happen to acquire him, I lobby this to be Cliff Lee Dog
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