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R.A. Dickey Teacheth the Knuckler

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And Dickey saith: "For behold, the time is at hand that whosoever bringeth forth not good stuff, or whosoever pitcheth not the balls of righteousness, the same have cause to wail and mourn."

And they were sore amazed in themselves, and wondered.

And Manuel saith unto Ollie: "Thou must not be allowed to reach out thine hand and take also from the bag of balls." 

So Manuel banished him from the Majors and putteth him back down on the farm from which he had been taken. And LORD Omar saw that it was good.

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