Patently Ridiculous Trade "Idea" Contest
Here are the rules:
1) Put your patently ridiculous trade ideas in a comment.
2) Rec comments that you like, for whatever reason.
3) Idea with most recs "wins".
UPDATE: I think we have a winner.
almost 2 years ago
Dan Lewis
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Carlos Zambrano Three Way
Mets trade:
Luis Castillo, Oliver Perez to CHC
Jeff Francoeur, John Maine to KC
Royals trade:
Jose Guillen, Kyle Farnsworth to CHC
Gil Meche to NYM
Cubs trade:
Carlos Zambrano, $10MM to KC
by Dan Lewis on Jun 28, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Wait a minute
I just did the math. For us, that comes down to:
Castillo/Ollie/Frenchy/Maine for Gil Meche.
….
Done.
by Lunkwill Fook on Jun 28, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
This could totally happen.
You could totally see Dayton Moore trading Meche, Farnsworth, and Guillen for Zambrano, Francoeur, and Maine. Even if it meant taking on $15MM in unmitigated salary obligations.
Alex Cora, Ollie P. John Maine, and Dentcour
for Lee……..oh wait, better yet, to the Yankees for Phil Hughes and Robinson Cano.
One day, this team is going to kill me.
The trade that will win us a championship!!
Mejia, F-Mart, and Pagan for Lee, but only if he signs a contract extension that keeps him here for at least five — no six — more years.
I think we should also give a special award for "real" ridiculous trade suggestions
we hear on WFAN, ESPN, etc.
Like what ?
Have the Yankees trade for Fielder so he can be a bot off the bench ?
or….
Have the Yankees trade for Ichiro so he can help with late inning defense ?
One day, this team is going to kill me.
hahahah
i heard the fielder one a few days ago!
"The one thing you don't want to do is hit a home run. That's a rally-killer." -Jeff Francoeur
by RangersandMets on Jun 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Big Shake Up
Mets Trade:
Howard Megdal
Rays Trade:
Andrew Friedman, The Hope Diamond, Five Trillion Dollars
by njk237 on Jun 28, 2010 3:54 PM EDT reply actions 15 recs
if i can make an addition
i realize how one sided this is.
i’’have the rays send back the six dozen “megdal for gm” wall clocks they purchased. the wilpons could sell them for huge money once howie runs for “grand chancellor or the entire space time continuum”
by njk237 on Jun 28, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Frenchy, Jesus Feliciano, Cora, Tatis, Maine, and Ollie for Lee
This is the classic WFAN / NY Post commenter trade. Put together a lot of spare parts/replacement players that you don’t really want anyway, and trade them for another team’s superstar. Becuase why wouldn’t the other team do it?
by dontstopbelieving on Jun 28, 2010 3:55 PM EDT reply actions
Small market teams exist only as trading partners for large market teams, and they will always accept crap in exchange for a superstar.
Duh.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jun 28, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Not sure which way to play this.
But I suppse “patently ridiculous” gives me direction.
Dan Haren, Ian Kennedy and Justin Upton
For
A half eaten ham sandwich and two dill pickle spears.
It’s only slightly more ridiculous than some of the other Haren proposals I’ve heard.
Im confused...
Do you mean ridiculous as never gonna happen
b.c i would so trade Castillo, Maine, and Perez for Pujols, Carpenter, Wainright
Or do you mean highly unlikely but plausible…
Then i would trade Davis, Capt Kirk, and Meija for Felix Hernandez and Russel Branyan
by newyorksportsfan on Jun 28, 2010 3:56 PM EDT reply actions
Castillo for Lincecum
Then Ollie for Haren straight up.
by SFloridaMetsFan on Jun 28, 2010 3:57 PM EDT reply actions
Mets send to Seattle: Shake Shack recipe, container of ice cream Oliver Perez ate before game 7 of the 2006 NLCS, exclusive future negotiating rights to the first born of every Mets player through the 2012 season, Dunkin Donuts
Seattle sends to Mets: Cliff Lee, Starbucks, Griffey family photo album
by Jamesir Bensonmum on Jun 28, 2010 3:57 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Beltran for David Eckstein
Because Jeff Francoeur is clearly too good to take out of RF and we could use another player who hustles and is a “winner,” unlike the selfish Beltran.
Cerrone for Felix Hernandez!!!!!
FOR THE WIN!!
by SFloridaMetsFan on Jun 28, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Mark Himmelstein for Nick Evans.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jun 28, 2010 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs
Who?
If there's ever a riot at Citi Field and Oliver Perez was the starter, I started the riot.
no, but seriously
what happened to Himmelstein? Did he move out of his mom’s basement or see a girl for the first time or something?
2009 Did Not Happen
John Maine
for Landon Donavan. He should have some free time now. He may be able to kick the ball a little faster than Maine’s fastball…
Val Pascutti to the Dodgers for OF Timo Perez
Timo has the veteran presence and playoff experience we need and can fill in for CF while Beltran/Pagan are injured.
by FrancoTAU on Jun 28, 2010 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Here's mine:
Mets get: Cliff Lee (from Mariners), Brandon Phillips (from Reds), Grady Sizemore (from Indians).
Indians get: Ruben Tejada, Reese Havens
Mariners get: Jenrry Mejia, Angel Pagan
Reds get: Fernando Martinez, Wilmer Flores
by JohnPeterson on Jun 28, 2010 4:06 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
I don't do that deal
Unless the Mets can also acquire Lee Stevens.
Mine
Oliver Perez and Alex Cora to the Yanks for Robinson Cano, Joba Chamberlain, and minor leaguers Jesus Montero, Brandon Laird, and Hector Noesi.
2010: Year of the Grission
throw in hughes, teixeira, mariano, gardner, and swisher and we gotta deal
"The one thing you don't want to do is hit a home run. That's a rally-killer." -Jeff Francoeur
by RangersandMets on Jun 28, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
All of the metsblog and mesmerized posters
For strasburg
by SFloridaMetsFan on Jun 28, 2010 4:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Trading one dupe for another.
Mike Silva to the Phillies for Michael Barkann.
2010: Year of the Grission
Strasburg
Mets trade Thole, Havens, and Frenchie to Astros for Oswalt.
Mets then surreptitiously make Steve Philips the GM of the Washington Nationals.
Mets flip Oswalt to Washington for Strasburg!!
by Dan Lewis on Jun 28, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
a neverending meme
Jeff Francoeur for Billy Wagner. That trade would be full of win.
ain't had enough...
Let's trade Jerry Manuel to NASA so they can study his brain or something
And they can invent and trade us back a Super Doupleplusgood Baseball Managing Rocket Ship that always makes the right decisions in games and knows how to handle the NY media
Trade Michael Baron for WholeCamels.
2010: Year of the Grission
by R_Adragna on Jun 28, 2010 4:14 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
i'm not sure if i can be more ridiculous
oliver perez to the marlins for armando benitez
"I only wanted a few things out of life -- a wife, children, to play baseball and to hunt deer." - Turk Wendell
Maybe it's just blind nostalgia talking
but there was something almost endearing and lovable in watching Armando implode in a haze of flopsweat and Brian Jordan dingers. With Ollie, it’s just a frustrating chore to watch that guy pitch ineptly
Mets receive: a minor league player
Oliver Perez receives: $36 million dollars
by Sam Page on Jun 28, 2010 4:19 PM EDT reply actions 23 recs
Not fair Sam
The principles behind it, I still believe, are sound- a pitcher entering his age-27 season with no injury history, two consecutive strong seasons and a terrific strikeout rate. There are things the Mets have done in recent years I don’t agree with- obviously, that wasn’t one of them. It is still amazing to me that worked out as poorly as it has.
by James Kannengieser on Jun 28, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Isn't that
a little pie-in-the-sky? A real live minor league ballplayer? I’d think a bag of pot pourri and a petrified starfish would be ambitious.
I thought it meant we gave him 36 million
and got a minor league player back, as in he’s a minor league player.
I want Jerry Manuel fired now, not three years from now. That is my stance.- John Peterson
it would be ridiculous
if it didn’t actually happen
You don't cheer for the Mets. You drink for the Mets.
Castillo and Cora
for Robbie Cano. The Yankees should sell high.
Matt Harvey, Cohoon and Stephen Matz for Roy Oswalt
Takahashi, Familia and Dickey for Lee
Santana and Maine for Haren
And then our staff becomes Haren, Lee, Oswalt, Pelf and Niese. Piece of cake, mon.
by David G on Jun 28, 2010 4:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hmm
Nick Evans, John Maine, Dillon Gee and F-Mart for Cliff Lee
or
Frenchy and Nick Evans and Dylan Owen to Cubs for Ted Lily.
Oliver Perez and F-Mart to Brewers for Cory Hart and Doug Davis.
"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"
Mets claim Carlos Zambrano off waivers when he's released
And is then traded to the Angels for Scott Kazmir.
by dcmetsfan on Jun 28, 2010 4:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Trade Kevin Burkhardt
for either Erin Andrews or Bruce Drennan.
by David G on Jun 28, 2010 4:24 PM EDT reply actions 12 recs
rec'd
I Believe in 80 wins
"we believe in comebacks"
by Jadden Hopkins on Jun 28, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...
James Cannonglaser, David Wrong, Teethcoeur, Mr. Met and Matthew Cerrone for Cliff Lee, Dave Cameron, The Mariner Moose, and the Starbucks franchise
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
Ridiculous trade proposal:
Mets trade: Tom Seaver
Mets receive: Doug Flynn, Steve Henderson, Dan Norman, Pat Zachry
2009 Did Not Happen
by cjmulrain on Jun 28, 2010 4:26 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Only if you throw in one ignorant
newspaper columnist and a penny pinching GM
by DoctorK16 on Jun 28, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ignorant is way too much praise
for Dick Young.
From Fred to Jeff
and O to Jerr
Funny things
Are everywhere
- Dr. Seuss (if he were a Mets fan)
the truth hurts.
If there's ever a riot at Citi Field and Oliver Perez was the starter, I started the riot.
Henderson
actually started off well for the Mets. 2.9 WAR in 99 games, .375 wOBA, 138 wRC+. Then 2.4 in in a full season in ’78. Zachry had a 3.64 fip in ’78. Seaver 3.17 in ’78. Then 3.33 in ’79 and after that never a fip below 3.50 again. Doug Flynn was a disaster of a hitter, and Norman never did much, although he had some power in the minors.
The Amos Otis trade was worse almost. He put up something like 45 WAR after the trade for Joe Foy, including a few high 4s, 5, and one of about 7.5. Of course, Ryan for Fregosi is another bad one for the ages. Leroy Stanton also went in the Ryan trade. And he put up a .351 wOBA in ’75 and .371 in ’77. Fregosi never touched that except for in one season of about 100 PA.
Growing up
We had this little Scholastic “Baseball Stars of 1978” book that was written after the 1977 season, and it throws in Steve Henderson as one of the National League’s “stars.” I’ll always remember this passage:
The Mets fans couldn’t believe that they traded their best pitcher for a couple of guys named “Joe.” But wait, one of those Joes could really play!
Optimistic? Yup. Still funny to me? Yup.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jun 28, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
M. Donald Grant
I think he was just mad that Seaver had joined the Greenwich Country Club. Figured ballplayers should be bowling, not golfing and hobnobbing with the gentry.
I propose adamlawson to Camelot for a real live troll.
Oh and by the way, it took me a long time to get this comment up so please rec this. Thanks!
2010: Year of the Grission
by R_Adragna on Jun 28, 2010 4:28 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Mets give up: Castillo and Ollie Perez
Padres give up: a drink with one of those little umbrellas in it.
by Lunkwill Fook on Jun 28, 2010 4:28 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Trade Citi Field's Ushers
for some guys that will actually accept a tip and let you move down to lower/unoccupied sections.
by David G on Jun 28, 2010 4:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
A blockbuster
Mets get: Stephen Strasburg, Chase Utley, and Mark Teixeira
Nationals get: Phil Hughes, Jenrry Mejia, Colby Rasmus
Phillies get: Robinson Cano, Fernando Martinez, Wilmer Flores, Josh Thole
Yankees get: Albert Pujols, Luis Castillo, Dominic Brown, Ruben Tejada
Cardinals get: Johan Santana, Ryan Howard, Phillippe Aumont, Jesus Montero
Actually, that seems pretty plausible to me. Done and done.
David Eckstein: so gritty they would eat him in the south for breakfast with some butter and sprinkle cheese.
the cardinals part isn't at all
pujols, and a cost controlled stud outfielder, for a player owed over 150 million dollars who’s about half as valuable as Pujols and older, a 3 WAR pitcher owed 100 million, and future bullpen arm and a DH, so really two DH’s.
I want Jerry Manuel fired now, not three years from now. That is my stance.- John Peterson
cardinals got screwed hard
I want Jerry Manuel fired now, not three years from now. That is my stance.- John Peterson
3 team trade
Fred Wilpon gets the Islanders.
Charles Wang gets the Knicks
James Dolan gets the Mets.
Results on the field(s) remains exactly the same…
2009 Did Not Happen
by cjmulrain on Jun 28, 2010 4:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
we would be worse
I Believe in 80 wins
"we believe in comebacks"
by Jadden Hopkins on Jun 28, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure that Dolan would be so bad in a non-salary cap league
he’s willing to spend the money. He has just spent it poorly. Which is basically Wilpon, no?
2009 Did Not Happen
except Freddie doesn't make executives
see his crappy band, the Mets aren’t a continued embarrassment off the field and despite his flaws Omar is better than Scott Layden and Isiah as GMs.
we got screwed
prokhy gets the mets damnit
I want Jerry Manuel fired now, not three years from now. That is my stance.- John Peterson
New one
Mets get: Chase Utley, Jon Lester and Theo Epstein
Phillies get: Jacoby Ellsbury, Oliver Perez, and Omar Minaya
Red Sox get: Henry Blanco, Jamie Moyer, and Ruben Amaro
2010: Year of the Grission
by R_Adragna on Jun 28, 2010 4:38 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
i like this trade
I Believe in 80 wins
"we believe in comebacks"
by Jadden Hopkins on Jun 28, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
HeadSlap
Mets trade Carlos Beltran to CERN for wormhole to October 19, 2006.
NYM make Jerry Manuel player/manager, pencil him in to starting 2B, demote Jesus Feliciano.
NYM sends to Boston: Ruben Tejada, 25 30-day unlimited ride MetroCards, rights to open a Boston Market in Citi Field, Jesus Feliciano
Boston sends to NYM: Clay Buchholz, Theo Epstein’s cousin who is really into baseball
NYM sends to Seattle: Clay Buchholz, that woman who got fired from CitiGroup for being too sexy and works at a Chase in Williamsburg now, ten coupons for a free Dunkin Donuts coolata (small size)
Seattle sends to NYM: Cliff Lee, first dibs at headline jokes for all future Doug Fister starts
by Jamesir Bensonmum on Jun 28, 2010 4:47 PM EDT reply actions
Patently Ridiculous Trade Idea Contest
Mets trade Jeff Francoeur, John Maine, Omir Santos to the Astros for Hunter Pence.
Why is the word "dysfunctional" always on my mind?
Ridiculous trade
Scott Kazmir for Victor Zambrano and Barolome Fortunato.
Oh, wait…
As my gentle father was moved to say about Cade McNown
Oliver Perez for a dog, then we publicly shoot the dog.
by Pack Bringley on Jun 28, 2010 4:56 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
ok here goes, its technically a bunch of trades, but they're all necessary to my plan
Mets get Endy Chavez, Chris Woodward, Lastings Milledge, Ramon Castro, Kaz Matsui, Cliff Floyd, Anderson Hernandez, Jeff Keppinger, Brian Bannister, Jorge Julio, Royce Ring, Billy Wagner, Aaron Heilman, Phil Humber, Roberto Hernandez, and Guillermo Mota.
Seattle gets: Jeff Francoeur, Yuniesky Betaincourt
Kansas City gets: Luis Castillo, Ryan Doumit
Pittsburgh gets: Alex Cora, Freddy Garcia
Chi Sox get: Omir Santos, Carlos Lee
Houston gets: Jason Bay, Asdrubal Cabrera
Cleveland gets: Reuben Tejada, Carlos Zambrano
Cubs get: Jesus Feliciano, Chipper Jones
Atlanta gets: Alex Cora, Wily Mo Pena
Bridgeport Bluefish get: Brad Holt, Justin Morneau
Minnesota Gets: Aubrey Huff, Fernando Tatis
San Fran gets: Eddie Kunz, television coverage from Fox Sports Florida
Fox Sports Florida Gets: Kevin Burkhardt, our apologies for kevin Burkhardt
This way we bring back most of the old pieces of the 2006 team and we can re-live the glory days since they’re all proven playoff caliber verteran players!
Our victory is assured.
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Jun 28, 2010 4:58 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
No love for Darren Oliver?
Come on, that’s poor.
Texas backed out of the trade when we asked for a 10 gallon cowboy hat
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Jun 28, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
damn he was in my list
it was a long trade, got lost in the writeup somewhere i guess.
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Jun 28, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
The Mets trade Oliver Perez to oblivion
For about 20 million.
"It ain't going to be pretty. No fine is going to be big enough. No suspension is going to be long enough." ~Gary Sheffield
That's why it's so ridiculous it won't happen.
"It ain't going to be pretty. No fine is going to be big enough. No suspension is going to be long enough." ~Gary Sheffield
by Lance Johnson on Jun 28, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
i think this could work.
Mets get Chase Utley and Cliff Lee
Phillies get less conspicuous binoculars, vomit shields for all their fans, Mets pay for a beer for every attendee promotion (age 5 and under only), and phils get a fresh box of taser cartridges.
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Jun 28, 2010 5:13 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
How do the Phillies give us Lee?
Otherwise rock solid.
by Pack Bringley on Jun 28, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
they trade prospects to get him back
like they’ve talked about doing
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Jun 28, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
wait, really?
I would LOL so hard if the Phillies traded the REST of their decent prospects to get Lee back. I think it would be the most spectacularly brilliant GM fail in recent memory. It would be worth watching them get to another World Series simply for the fact that in 3 years they’d be a 100 loss team.
2009 Did Not Happen
this
and at this point I don’t even think getting Lee back makes them the NL world series favorite. If they traded back for him and them didn’t even get to the play-offs, or made an early exit, it would probably much make my decade.
I want Jerry Manuel fired now, not three years from now. That is my stance.- John Peterson
I would love if the traded a package around Brown for Lee
And then didn’t off Lee or Werth arbitration and get nothing.
that would be unbelievable fail
stats, they are seriously never in Francoeur's favor
I had heard rumors of it
dont know if theres any truth to it, and don’t remember where I saw it, but i know somebody said they were interested in the rental. I’d personally love to see it
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Jun 29, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Mets reacquire forgotten Finnish baseball legend Tuuu Timp
for David Wrong.
We find out later that Omar was on an acid trip (or just being Omar Minaya, i guess) and actually dealt Wright to Philadelphia after Ruben Amaro called Omar and put on a decent but not believable Finnish accent. Omar then finds out that Tuuu Timp is not real and decides to get Bobby Bonilla out of retirement to play 3B.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 28, 2010 5:26 PM EDT reply actions
Mets give: Nolan Ryan, Tom Seaver, Mike Scott, Dwight Gooden, David Cone, Hideo Nomo
Mets receive: One no-hitter. Please…
we've already done the first half
lets hope they deliver on their end soon
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Jun 28, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Seeing Mike Scott on this list made me sick.
Shame on you.
by MookieTheCat on Jun 28, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Mets trade Ryan Church for Jeff "Natural Ice" Francoeur
oh shit, we did that??!?!?
Rod Barajas for
Ann Veal. She has this really low center of gravity and you can’t knock her down. They call her “The Wall.”
We could even take on Buster if necessary; he couldn’t be more of a turd out there than Castillo.
awesome!
Buster can play catcher because he knows what to do in a fight.
Not a trade but
Mets loan: Jose Reyes
American National Team loans: Landon Donovan, Clint Dempsey
Mets get Chase Utley
Phillies get some non douchey fans.
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
Mets cover Oliver Perez in chocolate and release him on an island
then give Mo Vaughn a hunter’s knife and some hard liquor. Mets receive reality TV show.
Travis Hafner is made of gold
by Super Mario on Jun 28, 2010 6:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Makes a nice sandwich
From Fred to Jeff
and O to Jerr
Funny things
Are everywhere
- Dr. Seuss (if he were a Mets fan)
we give up Alex Cora, Luis Castillo, Oliver Perez, John Maine, Jerry Manuel, Jeff Francoeur
we get: our dignity back.
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Jun 28, 2010 6:34 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
We give up Wayne Hagin
get a dying goat with a vuvuzela
by tmu on Jun 28, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Sidd Finch for Stephen Strasburg
John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.
by squid92 on Jun 28, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Mmmmmm. Sidd Finch...
And his 160 mph fastball.
by MookieTheCat on Jun 28, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Trade Scotty, c 1o1, the American Mr. Hockey, Wolfman, Navyman and adamlawson
for Joe Posnanski.
From Fred to Jeff
and O to Jerr
Funny things
Are everywhere
- Dr. Seuss (if he were a Mets fan)
by StorkFan on Jun 28, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Mets traid: Ollie, Maine, Cora to Al Davis
Al Davis traid: Nnamdi Asomugha to Mets
Darrelle Revis stops bitching and gets a more reasonable contract because Asomugha is no longer the highest paid NFL cornerback.
… oh wait, wrong site.
by secret defense on Jun 28, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
throw in Castillo as well
sweeten the pot for Al
by secret defense on Jun 28, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
And Frank Taveras
From Fred to Jeff
and O to Jerr
Funny things
Are everywhere
- Dr. Seuss (if he were a Mets fan)
I know Al Davis likes speed
So we should probably throw in Anderson Hernandez, Timo Perez, Esix Snead, Roger Cedeno (circa 1999) and a copy of the movie speed on VHS (I’d assume Al Davis has never seen a DVD player).
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 28, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
supposed to be ridiculous right?
ollie, maine, cora, castillo, francouer, tatis and bay to the cardinals
holliday and carpenter to the mets, plus the difference in contracts for bay and holliday
stats, they are seriously never in Francoeur's favor




























