We didn't have an MMMM two Monday's ago because the Mets were playing in San Diego and the game went into the wee hours. We didn't have one this past Monday because some idiot forgot to post one. So with no game or recap to entertain-slash-enlighten -- and assuming you've already ordered your player-designed Beltran shirt -- what better time for a Mets mind-boggler?
Time limit is five minutes. Post your best score/time in the comments.