#Mets have placed Rod Barajas on 15-day DL with left oblique strain and purchased contract of Mike Hessman from Triple-A Buffalo. #Bisons
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Yay, Hessman!
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
Hooray!
We finally have a backup infielder on the roster!
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK ILL OF VETRUN LEADUR ALEX CORA!
MIKE HEZZMAN IZ NOT VETRUN! HE HAZ NO LEADURSHEP!
What Would Matt Szczur Do?
by Hoyadestroya85 on Jul 26, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Yet another sensible move that should have been made long ago
in which management, instead of making the move, waited until circumstances utterly compelled it. (Yes, I know Hessman is coming off injury and couldn’t have been called up until recently; I’m referring mainly to the ending of the 3-catcher insanity.)
by dontstopbelieving on Jul 26, 2010 6:18 PM EDT reply actions
Not only that,
but Hessman could easily, actually be better than Davis. Poor Ike has an OBP of 294 over his last 286 PAs (ouch!) and an OPS that’s rather worse than Daniel Murphy’s the season we all figured out Murphy was never going to be a full time 1Bman.
Desperate times, desperate measures—I’d give Thole 80% of the starts at C, and see if Hessman could put up an OPS of 850 at 1B. I’d start giving Bay plenty of days off in favor of Carter, too, just for luck. What else… is Havens healthy enough to stand at 2B and in the batter’s box w/o falling down? Get him up. And Gee: let’s see if he can go through the league once or twice with an ERA around 3.00 before the league catches up with him.
Bay looks like he may be ready to break out of it.
Plus, Carter’s defense sux.
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
I still haven't seen any evidence for this at ML level
bar one throw that he bowled in slowly on a play he had no chance to make
Bay's looked like he might be ready to break out
like 6 different times this season
I want Jerry Manuel fired now, not three years from now. That is my stance.- John Peterson
If someone more skilled than I at MS Paint
could do a mashup of Mike Hessman, the Duff-man, and the Hess logo, that would be most appreciated.
by dontstopbelieving on Jul 26, 2010 6:22 PM EDT reply actions
Coming up.
This should be disastrous.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jul 26, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright...ask and you shall receive.
Enjoy:

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by Steve Schreiber on Jul 26, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
You got it.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jul 26, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think it's going to land you a job at Google
but it’s awesome for AA.
That's okay...a job at Google wasn't my goal.
I was hoping to get my own art show on PBS, like Bob Ross’ Joy of Painting. Except it wouldn’t be about making decent art…it’d be about making worthless crap like this.
I’d probably have to grow an afro, too.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jul 26, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on
Bob Ross didn't do drugs.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jul 27, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
He looks like what's-his-name
Relief pitcher. Old guy, was a Met a few years ago and I believe has kicked our ass since, starts with a W. I want to say Winters but that’s not right.
thats kind of creepy
I want Jerry Manuel fired now, not three years from now. That is my stance.- John Peterson
strained oblique for barajas
he’ll be out for season. I promise
May this be the last time I ever quote Benigno, but...
“From yaw lips ta God’s eahs”
by Bieser's Balk on Jul 26, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
WHOOOOOOOOO"S KIDDING WHOOOOOOOOOO BRO?
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Jul 26, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to assume from this statement
that you must have some mob ties.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jul 26, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I cannot wait to see
Hessman and Carter in the same line up! I want to see symmetrical lines of 1-3, 2K, BB, HR, 3RBI. May never happen but I can dream… True outcome avenue.
Hessman Avenue!
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by Steve Schreiber on Jul 26, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't the 2 strikeouts, one home run and one walk add up to 1-3?
Or am I missing something. That was meant to be each, by the way. Bit of a daft comment in the first place though, sorry to confuse.
Could've gotten Ramon Ramirez for him
http://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/19610045905
#RedSox offered RHR Ramon Ramirez for #Mets C Rod Barajas before Barajas got hurt and went on DL today. Mets back down to 2 catchers. #MLB
http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog
You gotta be $%&^#$@ me
OMAR!
That would have been great value for a guy who will be our 3rd catcher when he comes back.
Ramirez can pitch.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
I'm skeptical of any Minaya-Epstein deal
by Bieser's Balk on Jul 26, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah but Theo was desperate
Even Rod is a big upgrade over what they are throwing out there
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
Rod is not an upgrade over anything
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
He's an upgrade over a not playing Victor Martinez
By virtue of being able to play (not any more though). The call-ups they’ve been throwing out are legitimately worse then Rod
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Jul 26, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
The catchers on their roster are hitting .182 and .178
At least Rod runs in to one every once in a while.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
In the words of Casey Stengel,
you’ve got to have a catcher, or else you’re going to have a lot of passed balls.
by anonymous on Jul 26, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like the move, but I bet he barely gets in games
He should spell Davis against tougher lefties
I like Hessman and am glad he is getting a shot
But why not Gee, Misch or someone else to give our moronic manager another bullpen arm. You know, to compensate for the blank roster spot that is #46.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
Most excited I have been about seeing a Hessman since the heyday of Howard Hessman
Johnny Fever on WKRP for you kids.
Once again, Omar makes a move several days/weeks after he should have done so.
Great to see Hessman get called up this year. I really hope the guy gets to stick, but most likely Jerry will bury him on the bench with Carter. I actually had to check to make sure Carter hadn’t been sent down, that’s how far down the bench he is.
May you be locked in a battle of wits against Jerry Manuel.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions
Yup. Hessman's been hitting for awhile now,
and Davis and Bay haven’t. Wright hasn’t been getting days off either, which starts to make sense when your options at 3b are Blanco and Cora.
and remind you he's only up hear because Rod is on the DL, if not for the injury
we would still have 3 catchers on the roster. With super utlity Cora backing up 1st, 2nd, 3rd, SS.
Yep, Barajas killed us in 2007, 2008, and 2009...Thank god he's finally DLed.
It will be funny to see what inconsequential bit player gets scapegoated next for this team’s perennial woes.
Beer vendor? Grounds crew? Traveling secretary?
by Mex_17 on Jul 26, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Assistant to the Traveling Secretary, perhaps.

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by Steve Schreiber on Jul 26, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Um

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
by Syler on Jul 26, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Another brilliant and worthwhile contribution to the AA community by official watchdog/troll, Mex_17

by James Kannengieser on Jul 27, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Does this even qualify as a troll?
It was gibberish.
Bit player
he was the starting catcher. I understand what you are saying, but it isn’t that Rod Barajas is being scapegoated. It’s Rod Bawilsonvaldezmathewsjrjacobscatalanottocoranieve…not one bit player, but the whole smorgasbord of failure that has been the supporting cast to the all-too-human holy trio.
And besides, people are mostly celebrating Hessman’s call-up.
It's more like Omar knows the right thing to do in every situation
He’s just the biggest procrastinator. He waits too damn long to eventually cut GMJ, Jacobs, Nieve. Too long to remove Ollie and Maine from the rotation. He needs an injury to stop the 3 catcher nonsense and promote Hessman/Evans. Mejia being up was stupid to begin with, but he needed to see him fail for 2 months to the point that even Jerry knew the kid was over his head.
just me but this is so Mets.
It’s like they pick an injury out of a hat and everyone on the team must get it. This year its the oblique. Seriously, how is it that every year they all end up with the same injuries?
by Joshuah on Jul 27, 2010 6:56 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Gary made that point
Someone just have a little think about the stretches, there might be something in it
Maginot line
always fighting the last war, so next spring it’ll all be about stretching for the obliques, and everyone will sprain their backs instead.

































