The first rule of Amazin' Avenue

The first rule of Amazin' Avenue is don't talk about Pagan versus Franceour anymore.
The second rule of Amazin' Avenue is, seriously, don't talk about Pagan versus Franceour anymore.
Seriously, can we please stop arguing about this?

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I haven't seen much arguing

by Mount17 on Jul 6, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions

I thought the first rule of Amazin' Avenue was

never talk about Amazin’ Avenue.

From Fred to Jeff
and O to Jerr
Funny things
Are everywhere

- Dr. Seuss (if he were a Mets fan)

by StorkFan on Jul 6, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions

No, I think thats Amazin' Street

Gas prices today are a lot like a pitcher's ERA. Anything under 3 is amazing, under 4 is pretty good and anything 5 and up is something you want to avoid.

by Bobby Baseball on Jul 7, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions

The only thing less funny than people arguing about Pagan vs. Francoeur

is someone making a Fight Club styled Fanshot about it.

John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.

by squid92 on Jul 6, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs

And screwing it up.

by Dan Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions

I thought the first rule of Amazin' Avenue was

“do not demand we trade David Wright”.

May you be locked in a battle of wits against Jerry Manuel.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 6, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions

Weird.

I thought the first rule of Amazin’ Avenue was “thou shalt not disrespect the Carlos Beltran.”

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 6, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs

i thought it was

traid the core

stats, they are seriously never in Francoeur's favor

by astromets on Jul 6, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions

It is indeed:

http://www.amazinavenue.com/2010/5/27/1489836/the-unwritten-rules-of-aa-now

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jul 6, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions

haha that was a joke

stats, they are seriously never in Francoeur's favor

by astromets on Jul 6, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions

Well, in that case, you deserve a prize.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jul 7, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions

I thought the 1st rule of AA was don't feed the trolls

destroy them.

Save Jenrry Mejia!

by Ogre39666 on Jul 6, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions

on another note

that dog-human hybrid ad is really freaking me out

by Endys Game on Jul 6, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions

make some shots to make him go away

stats, they are seriously never in Francoeur's favor

by astromets on Jul 6, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions

How do you pronounce "Franceour"?

I’m imagining it as “Francie-Eeyore.”

by anonymous on Jul 6, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions

Fran-Kee-Our

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jul 6, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions

No, I would prefer to talk about it.

by EtSuKe on Jul 7, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions

on a more serious note

i was hoping the nick evans ‘who?’ comments could be toned down a bit

stats, they are seriously never in Francoeur's favor

by astromets on Jul 7, 2010 1:03 PM EDT reply actions

stop making up players

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Jul 7, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs

see this was more original and made me smile still

seeing who? just gets old quick

stats, they are seriously never in Francoeur's favor

by astromets on Jul 7, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions

here is an artists composite of what we believe a Nick Evans would look like in real life based on eyewitness descriptions

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Jul 7, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs

At least we don't have to worry about the Kila-monster

John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.

by squid92 on Jul 7, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions

Kila Ka'aihue?

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jul 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions

yup

John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.

by squid92 on Jul 8, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions

The first rule of Francoeur Avenue

is make any and all posts about a certain bearded hero.

John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.

by squid92 on Jul 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions

my hero has a stache

I like Ike

by astromets on Jul 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions

Wow.

I spent about five minutes trying to formulate a good response, but words failed me. Disgust, anger, disappointment, and WTF? are the only emotions I feel inside, looking at that.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jul 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions