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"The Endless Debate", via The Fightins

I found this appropriate given the Gary Cohen BABIP thread yesterday. Saber-nerd debates sweet bro about Ryan Howard. Jeff Francoeur even gets a shout-out. There's some salty language in there, be warned.

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The accent is fucking terrific.

John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.

by squid92 on Jul 7, 2010 12:27 PM EDT reply actions  

he agreed that i agreed with him, it was fucking logic

the best!!

stats, they are seriously never in Francoeur's favor

by astromets on Jul 7, 2010 12:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I think "logic" = "legit"

only pronounced la-git.

Save Jenrry Mejia!

by Ogre39666 on Jul 7, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya youre right

but i think its funnier my way

stats, they are seriously never in Francoeur's favor

by astromets on Jul 7, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow this is incredible!!

The british accent really makes this a win! Who are you…f*cking Jeff Francoeur!! Priceless.

The one and only mistermet on teh Interwebz!

by Steve Schreiber on Jul 7, 2010 1:07 PM EDT reply actions  

i only wish i was wincoeur

HELLO HELLO MR WILPON... BUY THAT MANSION. WE DONT NEED A CONDO.

by kendynamo on Jul 7, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was awesome.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jul 7, 2010 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Why does Eric's character remind me of John Oliver from The Daily Show?

"It’s like being in love with an alcoholic. It’s like, you constantly defend her, and people are like, ‘Dude, your alcoholic friend is a mess,’ and you’re like, ‘Nah, you don’t know her like I do."- Jim Breuer

by spaceboy761 on Jul 7, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I recded this

Gas prices today are a lot like a pitcher's ERA. Anything under 3 is amazing, under 4 is pretty good and anything 5 and up is something you want to avoid.

by Bobby Baseball on Jul 7, 2010 5:51 PM EDT reply actions  

it was cool that they got jean luc picard to do the voice over

HELLO HELLO MR WILPON... BUY THAT MANSION. WE DONT NEED A CONDO.

by kendynamo on Jul 9, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

but what is he truly asking here?

who are you, fucking jeff francouer?
or
who are you fucking, jeff francouer?

I like Ike

by astromets on Jul 10, 2010 1:54 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Both make me laugh.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jul 11, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

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