Open Thread: Mets vs Rockies, 8/10/10
by Eric Simon on Aug 10, 2010 6:30 PM EDT
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So this Jimenez guy...
He sucks, right?
On another note, he is now 26 years old. I look forward to seeing gim making $17M/yr on a 5 year deal starting in 5 years.
Mets are 21-3 against the Rockies at home since 2003
I say we take 2/3 at worst in this series
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
My worst is worser than your worst.
Especially with tonight’s pitching matchup and our homegrown AAA team.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
The Mets are 21-3 against the Rockies at home since 2003.......
therefore we will be swept ?.
One day, this team is going to kill me.
I say we take 2/3 and the Braves and the Phillies both sweep.
So even when we win, we lose
by The Frito Pundito on Aug 10, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
This is a bad match-up
NL Cy Young candidate vs. AAA Buffalo
long time reader, first time poster
I’ve been thinking about joining for a while but I know that anonymous crosses out the posts of new members and I didn’t want to deal with the pain and humiliation. Maybe he won’t notice me.
by packard37 on Aug 10, 2010 6:45 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
welcome to the party
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
welcome
Come join the fun of the game thread where topics range from the game to obscure movie quotes.
Cursing happens so if you’ve got virgin eyes fade away now.
1 rule..you have to want to TRAID THE CORE AWAY..NOW!!
I hate Philadelphia so much.
I have virgin eyes
and i’d like to keep them that way.
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
oh i meant in the literal sense
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
my first thought is
How bad is it that we have Ollie and we feel the need to have a thread to discuss what our worst contract is?
Yep, that just about sums it up.
You should fit in well posting here.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
as a pointer in advance,
if you’re not familiar with the use of the “z” button in gamethreads, i suggest you acquaint yourself with its utility before things pick up too much.
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
ironically
the z key is what got me to finally sign up because it doesn’t work unless you’re a member
i was unaware of that
its a good way to draw folks in
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
im not sure i'd expect much of a pick up these days
unless this happens
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
from the two of us alone
comments usually come at a frantic pace anyway though.
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Over/Under on Ubaldo here runs allowed?
0. I say under.
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
neither
mets get 2 nubbies for singles
pagan and thole
wright k’s twice
tron-embarasses himself
pelf…great until the 6th wheels fall off
pititb = L
I hate Philadelphia so much.
Sounds reasonable
I still like him at 2nd 1000 times more than Slappy with a ground ball pitcher.
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
i still swear that he doesn't look that awful at the plate
it’s once the ball leaves his bat…and dribbles no where
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
yeah, his approach is commendable
but he just doesn’t have much muscle behind his swing
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
should he load up on Twinkies to get the POWAH!
I hate Philadelphia so much.
by the caveman on Aug 10, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd concur with this
I always think he should be a lil faster in the base paths, too
Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.
eh he wasn't really known for blazing speed in the minors
I feel like people overrated his speed potential because of how his defense gets lauded.
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
22 oz?
i couldn’t even get drunk off of that
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
thats not even a full tall boy!
i disapprove. Speaking of beer i needs a pbr
I hate Philadelphia so much.
22 oz can of Bud Light/Clamato mix...
Yes, this is available in every covnenience store in South Florida.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
sweet jesus why
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
why would you taint Clamato with bud light
or bud light with clamato… its so hard to decide which is being tainted there
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
It has it's high points...
Like when I convince every houseguest I have down here to try it, as it is a local specialty. It’s actually not half-bad, once you are so wasted you don’t taste it.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Think of it as a seafood bloody mary
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
The area that is by the airport in Charlotte,NC
can’t keep the shit in stock
I hate Philadelphia so much.
Funny you should mention this...
I flew out of Charlotte last summer to attend to a family emergency in NY. When I returned and got my car, I stopped for gas outside the airport. Scary, truly scary. And I grew up in Brooklyn in the 80s.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
It's really bad
The cops avoid enforcing law in the neighborhoods around it. Marshall law from what i can tell. drugs? YOU BET!! Gang Violence? 10 FOLD!!!
I hate Philadelphia so much.
Pelfrey outweighs him.
That is something, at least.
Hey guys, anyone get the feeling we need to get to this guy early?
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 6:56 PM EDT reply actions
This is sad
The last time I posted in a game thread, we were in second place by several games.
What Would Matt Szczur Do?
better times, better times
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed
My computer went belly up on me.
What Would Matt Szczur Do?
by Hoyadestroya85 on Aug 10, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone here
In favor of loading Voltron up on PEDs and hoping he doesn’t test positive?
What Would Matt Szczur Do?
knowing our luck hed get caught.
but well…actually it may be ok. The training staff may get fired then!!
I hate Philadelphia so much.
oh yeah
we’ll call it some new platelet therapy
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Paging Dr. Galea
What Would Matt Szczur Do?
by Hoyadestroya85 on Aug 10, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Is FMart actually batting second?
Why? Is he playing second base? Does he wear no. 2?
Off-topic, but so awesome it needs to be shared....
The best job quitting strategy EV4R.
http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/
I heard its a viral video for a job hunting site
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
better than
that Jet Blue flight attendant?
She didn't get arrested...
And wasn’t arrested getting laid, so yeah.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
yes but
when he finally gets out of prison he’s going to get to be on all the talk shows
And I have a feeling this guy would really love prison
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
He was on Jet Blue's uniform redesign committee...
Not that’s there’s anything wrong with that (and oh, this is 100% true: he was on that committee)
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I see this thread is off to a great start
i expect a high level of LULZ tonight
I hate Philadelphia so much.
Well Pelfrey is pitching tonight
so there should be plenty of LULZ for that alone
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
What makes the suxorism of the mets
More painful is the fact that i live in philly.. blah
What Would Matt Szczur Do?
ouch
well the Sheagles will be laughable this fall so ya got that. Flyers will fall off and the sixers are irrelevant
I hate Philadelphia so much.
Yeah...
I lived there for 4 years. Trust me I know.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
K
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
I got excited
And then i realized it was dexter fowler..
What Would Matt Szczur Do?
by Hoyadestroya85 on Aug 10, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
He's thrown nothing but fastballs so far
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Is he in the best shape of his life too?
or did he stop tipping his pitches?
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
F!,
Angel’s got that. Always yield to Pagan
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions
Um....
Don’t need any collisions out there, boys.
by MetsFan4Decades on Aug 10, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions
KK
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definitely a nice start from pelf there
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:17 PM EDT reply actions
Hmmmm.
Delta flies to more destinations in Asia. Maybe they can fly Frenchy to Japan, he’d be a huge star there.
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:18 PM EDT reply actions
my thoughts exactly
anything to get him out of here
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
jerry's mouth opens
and a river of shit pours out.
this immediately came to mind when you said that
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thats the best thing I've ever seen.
Sweet Oden’s Raven.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
F! Walk
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jimenez still does that hook thing with his wrist as he dekivers.
that is supposed to be hard on an elbow over time.
Yes
a walk from F!. What he have 2 or three down in Buffalo?
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:21 PM EDT reply actions
No..
Because he haz no grission
What Would Matt Szczur Do?
by Hoyadestroya85 on Aug 10, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
kid in red shirt...bad d
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do not send the runner
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no patience by reyes or wright
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Where the hell has Wright's patience gone??
He’s going to have an OBP in the .340s soon enough
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
Fire who? Hojo or Wright?
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
maybe their free swinging
is a protest to get Frenchy back in the every day line up
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
Aw, why is this schmuck in the booth??
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
i wasn't paying attention for a moment, heard the voice
and thought kevin millar?
Woody Johnson, the Jets owner
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The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
FUCK THE JETS FUCK THE JETS
GET YOUR OWN BUILDING ITS NOT JETS STADIUM DICK FACE!!!!!! DIE ..BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I hate Philadelphia so much.
Woody Johnson.....
Is a big Dickey fan. He came on the wrong night.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
KB is a man of wisdom and talents
that attract sexy ladies as he drinks the finest of wines
I hate Philadelphia so much.
Hey Woody
when are you going to sign Revis
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:26 PM EDT reply actions
here comes the bs public negotiating
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how long with the softball questons continue before the revis thing comes up
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or won't do
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
How bad are we that they’re interviewing the Jets owner….
by MetsFan4Decades on Aug 10, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
He's probably having a coronary right now...
I’m at a Mets game, talking about the Jets. Life cannot possibly get better!
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
he’s got that smug look on his face right now. The same smug look Rich Eisen has on the NFL network.
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Better that
then providing Jet scores while doing the game. As if anyone was watching the Mets when football season started.
Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?
next inning it'll be the runner-up from the biggest loser
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm glad i dont have the game on..or am unable to
the jets infuriate me till no end.
I hate Philadelphia so much.
Observation...
Pelf is averaging 6 pitches per batter….
95, 93, 94 mph
Harder than he threw earlier in the year, no?
woody is FOS...he will give in to revis and has to
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probably
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
if he gives into those demands the Jets will be screwed
Revis is insane if he wants a Nmandi contract. mostly because Nmandi isn’t even worth half of Nmandi’s contract.
Al Davis’s trolling knows no bounds.
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
That man has completely lost his mind
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm under the impression
that crab people have taken control of Al Davis’s body.
Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?
Its just years of Yesmen
and giving the middle finger to the league
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
not squeezing the ball, or so they said in the paper
something about grip
the only thing that would make this interview worse
would be if Kevin were doing it instead of Gary
They should let drunk extra-inning Keith do it...
That would be fun.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
There goes the perfect game...
And Pelf hits the magic 6 pitch per batter figure again…
it would never happen
a perfect game of all 3-2 counts. I wonder what the record is for 3-2 counts in a perfect game.
he was just joshin' you , josh
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Of all Mets fans, how many % are Jets fans, and how many are Giants fans?
In lobby campaign for Chris Carter.
me...that's one
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
jets, that is
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Giants here
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a Giants fan, but I'd guess a large majority are Jets fans
Like 70% at least
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i'd imagine most are jets fans
because being a mets fan implies making poor life decisions.
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
And this is why I thought that more older Mets fans were Jets fans...
But more younger Giants fans…
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
dad had season tickets to jets at shea
hes a giants fan. was never able to get his hands on some giants season tickets-jets were cheaper and easier to get
I hate Philadelphia so much.
I would say about even...
With older Mets fans tending towards the Jets and younger towards the Giants…
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
how can you ask Woody
football questions? he is a band-aid salesman. All this “we” talk
this is pelf's key batter
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There goes the no hitter.
And Pelf’s good looking evening. Something is afoot at the Circle K.
any throw reyes avoids is a good thing these days
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I must say
Davis-Carter-Thole coming up makes me fuzzy inside. The homegrown/youth subliminal marketing is working.
You'll get a mail soon, asking if you want to reserve Mets postseason tickets.
In lobby campaign for Chris Carter.
It made me warm and fuzzy inside...
Or so I thought until I remembered I ate a kitten for dinner.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
bad for your cholesterol
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Hair absorbs oil...
Or so say the BP cleanup crews. Actually good for you.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
touche
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I was expecting it
you gotta slam them home
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, Gamecast has it way off the plate
The 1st one at least.
is there any other kind?
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
domo arigato
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
is Dr. Teeth the Jeff Francoeur Muppet?
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll see what i can do
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Can you picture that?
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
sorry for using the braves uniform
but the pose just worked so well
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
HACK HACK HACK HACK
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Some good news
Rod Barrajas is more than likely done for the year
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions
but, what will we do without the barajasaurus
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I dont know
too bad it isnt May, he could possible hit another 10 HR
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
and the no no is still alive...for thr wrong side
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there were no reports of Rod
doing any baseball activity even before he went on the DL.
by packard37 on Aug 10, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
KKK
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He said he hated the Cardinals, more than the Cubs
He also called them whiny and little bitches
Seriously
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agreed
i should have been a pro player. God..if i were a NY Met i’d not only get a great vest but i’d give great lines about destryong the phils and braves
I hate Philadelphia so much.
i wish more players were candid like that
maybe with something funnier/witter than little bitches.
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
Yeah
it’s a start though. Maybe Brian Bannister could follow up with “team x are little bitches because their success is based on huge BABIP-related luck and their pitchers are WAY outperforming their FIPs. Bitches.”
But if he said that the MSM would have tuned him and said
Brain Bannister called the Cardinals little bitches.
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Not Surprisingly
Darling used it as an opportunity to grouse about the toughness of players “in today’s game.”
jerry, please stfu
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Wow
I heard Jerry speaking then and I thought it was a horror movie trailer (I didn’t have visuals).
Can WE STOP USING "Tipping Pitches" as an excuse for bad performance?!
Seriously…whenever a manager has a pitcher performing bad, he blames “tipping pitches.” (Atlanta did it with John Smoltz a few years ago). Jerry does it all the time.
It’s retarded.
Perhaps...but Pelfrey's recent atrociousness can't simply be attributed to regression
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Or you know, we could look at why it's happening?
I might have an article on him coming soon with some possible explanations through PitchFX…but he’s a pain to write about as his fastballs aren’t easily distingusihable
its not really hard to figure out his moves
the problem is figuring why he is making them.
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
if he goes to the mound
he makes a bad pitching change. it never fails.
agreed, but he won't
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Does he have money due?
I guess even the super wealthy don’t like walking away from money. Not till they are a bit older anyway.
caught a foul ball of his in atl a few years ago
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
we hit a home run i demand that photo be brought back later in the thread
I hate Philadelphia so much.
Is he?
The shine’s coming off a bit, no? Kinda thought it might.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
First start back from the DL
He was ridic dominant before he tweaked his shoulder. 4 runs given up in 3 innings tonight.
by James Kannengieser on Aug 10, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Right...
But “shoulder problems” and “rookie pitcher” do not co-exist well together.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
And he didn't get the bunt down
That’s poor, Stephen, that’s poor
by James Kannengieser on Aug 10, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Project Prospect
They ranked him lower than most due to a belief he’d get injured.
Throwing too many pitches
Another burn out the bullpen night
But, it’s all Jerry’s fault!
okay, I am going to say it...
Pelfrey’s steady velocity is almost encouraging
He should try throwing more offspeed pitches
He’s not going to get away with throwing nothing but fastballs the rest of the game
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you'd think thats a frog
but really its just his tongue. Speak of the devil
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
No it's a frog. The kids in the schoolyard...
Found an effective method to shut him up.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
i know you're lying
there is no effective method to shut him up
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
You ever wonder why amphibians are prohibited at Citi Field?
SNY contract requires it.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going there tomorrow
should I leave my anaconda home?
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a reptile...
And yes, leave it at home unless Dickey is pitching.
Or unless you’re getting hot dogs. Because, you know, your anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hon.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
you beat me to this joke, well played
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
back when music used to mean something
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
The Wikipedia entry for that is hilarious
Read the “”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Got_Back" target="new">synopsis" part
by James Kannengieser on Aug 10, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL....I searched for Sir Mix a Lot Mets...
In an attempt to find some synergy…And this old chestnut came up.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Hilarious...
Someone had a lot of fun writing that.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
That was hysterical
the best par was the end where it reads “presumably in exchange for sexual favors.” and the editor at wikipedia puts this in (says who)
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it's an auto-flag for "presumably"
But I also think this is above question. The album, after all, is called Mack Daddy.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll ask again
how did gonzales get traded twice?!? I mean I understand in the Haren trade but wtf Beane.
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
4% walk rate 27% k rate
And a .270 wOBA in his Oakland year.
yeah but that was his first season
have you seen barton’s first season?
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Barton
actually has a 2.4 WAR this year. Cargo was a great fielder in Oakland. Wasn’t he traded for Holliday?
yeah he was traded for Holliday with the intent of selling Holliday for prospects
…none of which were as highly regarded as Gonzales. and I’m not sure what Barton’s current year has to do with anything. What I said is have you seen Barton’s first year as in most players aren’t that good their first year.
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
and also that the a's are usually smart enough to live with a players crappy first year
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
It depends
They can’t get’em all right. Holliday slumped with Oakland, so he didn’t fetch as much as they thought, probably. Cargo is great, but I don’t think everyone was sold on him.
And his road wOBA is .317 this year. With a .370 babip.
Yeah
Barton had a poor first full year. And an amazing month the year before. .452 wOBA in 82 plate appearances.
Well, how do you know which guys will turn out awesome? If F-Mart next year, when he’s 22, goes .242/.273/.361 with a 4% walk rate, how patient would Mets fans be?
54 pitches thru 3
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
that girl is getting lotsa face time tonite
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Pepsi refresh project
while standing in the Pepsi Porch. Synergy
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions
it's the only taking he does
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
35 pitches thru 3 for Ubaldo
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
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patience is not a virtue with the Mets
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a virtue....
Just one that they lack.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
still no hits
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I expect Omar
to sign a 10 year old at some point
is it possible to fire a coach on the spot
cause hojo needs to go as of a month ago
I hate Philadelphia so much.
The Yankees gave Teixeira permission to miss time for the birth of his son.
Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?
I realise the
use of people instead of men there is largely redundant (if only because there aren’t many ‘out’ athletes)
Nah. Although I can't help picturing the Yankees front office
Debating whether or not to give him the goahead. Because they’re…you know. Evil.
So let me get this straight...
You are disappointed with MLB.tv?
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
if we get no-hit
but win the game, is everybody ok with that?
A hit!! Now.....I can haz a run?
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bam roasted.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
its 10 bucks
plus the concession stands are open.
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah ok
Well, that’s more than I would generally pay for the cinema, and it’s an old concert, and yeah, the concession stands just means more dinero doesn’t it. If I were a Billy Joel fan (shudder) I’d get the DVD and a six pack. Actually if I were a Billy Joel fan I might skip the six pack and go straight for the vodka, but that’s a matter of taste.
no bunt, no way
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Nah...the media was too busy thinking up ways to get Jerrybot to laugh
Apparently Jerrybot laughs at everything.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe they should just move the plate...
The grounds crew probably would be game.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
F-Mart apparently gets a lot of action (on the bases)
according to Ronnie.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
These NY NY Sports Sports ads
should die, they are terrible. Bordering on Jerrible
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions
the novelty is fsding
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
awesome mlb.tv comes in in time to see a commercial about my summer wardrobe
summer’s over fools
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42 days left
Come on, we over-ordered these capri pants.
I actually do not know...
But that looks like Mel Stottlemeyer, and I knew it was Mex without the number (great hair), and is that Aguilera on the right?
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Did they have a guy named Rick Mahler?
I think it may be him… If MLB wasn’t so stingy with it’s video rights, there’d be an awesome collection of baseball brawls on YouTube. It’s a freaking shame.
Time flies when you're not scoring runs.
or something like that.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
i guess pelfrey's mechanical change has paid off?
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
I had a mechanical change done to my car today
and it paid off (for the mechanic)
One day, this team is going to kill me.
seems to be doing ok so far
but he’s been a bit light on the offspeed stuff so its hard to gauge.
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
gah come on reyes
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Dear Reyes: KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE FUCKING BALL
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by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions
Imagine switching on the light in the night
and finding these clowns grinning in your bedroom. I think that would be my worst nightmare.
It's the mix-master!!!
AAAH!!!
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait,
did Miguel Olivo just steal a base? Who’s to blame for this?
Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?
Pie has become my personal hero because of him
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Ray-azz
dropped a strike from Thole.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
an unlikely boost for my fantsy team
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn him
How did he become so good? Colorado is only supposed to do so much.
gotta be the hitting coach
his plate discipline is light night and day before and after going to Colorado
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
HoJo
says hitting coaches don’t mean anything. The only coach who makes a difference is dave Duncan, evidently.
HoJo said this?
Even he knows he’s worthless…
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I want to see the Rockies
play a game in those wife-beaters but without their wimpy long-sleeved undergarments
this is 2010, Gary. Are you saying Jose has ADD or
is he jeust stupid?
so reyes's current problems
are because he’s been mentored by Cora
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
So Reyes messed up with Pelf on mound
I’ve seen this episode before. Are we in repeats again?
Olivo ran, Thole made a perfect throw, but Reyes took eye off ball and had it go off of his glove
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Reyes took his eye off the ball on a throw from Thole with Olivo stealing
and it popped out and rolled away. Not the end of the world but pretty poor.
if you guys have a message you want me to deliver, please let me know
One day, this team is going to kill me.
dont get too close
it feeds on human flesh
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking of going to NY and watching 7 games in a row. Each game in one kind of seat.
Those behind the dugout. I was looking at the site, Metropolitan Box Platinum are $250 to $400 bucks!
In lobby campaign for Chris Carter.
We could definitely use an extra guy in the field
and possibly an extra out when we are batting.
KKKK
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Nice job.
So far, Pelf holding his own against Jimenez.
by MetsFan4Decades on Aug 10, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
What does the Pelfrey dog look like after the past month
I’m afraid it would look like a 16 seed after Michael Vick’s March Madness dog tourney.
I can't remember
the last time Pelfrey made it into the 7th inning.
Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?
I'm anti-Ashley Madison
But only because you shouldn’t need a service to commit infidelity.
I know, right
this is why 1970s “key parties” need to come back.
Just make sure
you don’t end up handcuffed to the bed with your wallet missing.
There was always the danger
of ending up with the doyenne of the swinger set.
LOL...
More information than I wanted to know…
by MetsFan4Decades on Aug 10, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Francoeur asks for trade
"Talk to me is just that: It’s talk," Fletcher said. "What matters is what happens and is he in right field every day. And that’s what we’re watching."
Fletcher is Frenchy’s agent/propaganda minister
by James Kannengieser on Aug 10, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
What a team player he is
Seriously though, can he just fuck off???
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how come no one is calling him on this shit
If Beltran said this, he would be ridden out of town on a rail.
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah no shit
and she’s Smoltz’ agent, too ?
so she’s an ugly ass, rich, cougar
One day, this team is going to kill me.
nice swat, animal
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im a recreational human at best
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
jerry loves to rest the non-weary
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jerry-nobody
was waiting for Beltran’s defense, okay?
f-marts got a mini afro going on there
he needs to keep growing it out
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sned the runner ..what the hell
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It's sad that Beltran has been so awful and yet
he still has a higher OBP than Dentcoeur.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
that was un-pretty
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
I turn on the game as soon as the animal looks like an asshat
terrific.
Consequences will never be the same.
Well, that didn't work out
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Nice slide....
Ronnie: ‘fade away slide into CF’.
by MetsFan4Decades on Aug 10, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions
damnit thole
you are supposed to make contact there. Choke up to the label of the bat next time.
well technically he did make contact
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
he chokes up any more he's going to be swinging the handle at he ball
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 10, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Might not be a bad idea
for a few ABs. After swinging with that, imagine how easy it would be to make contact.
did you see that slight
baseball is about entertainment. Jerry’s looking out for the fans.
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
We never hit and run with Reyes or Pagan on base
only Carter. Jerrybot approves.
with reyes and pagan
you bunt them over, because they can’t move themselves over.
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
those guys are slow
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
I know...you think we'd be buried by this point.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
We are facing Ubaldo Jimenez
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yeah
but he hasn’t made us look any worse than the average scrub off the street can
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as opposed to any other pitcher we have seen since the break ?
One day, this team is going to kill me.
Seriously?
It is fucking Ubaldo Jimenez. We are not losing???
What is this… I cant even….
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
I didn’t think anyone else on here would have heard of a Packard, although I know Cuba was (is?) a haven for 50s American cars.
i have heard of a packard and am only 22
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
I've ridden in a Packard oddly enough...
Big long kinda half-car half-van thing.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I know you're Cuban
that’s why I said it. I’ve been reading game threads for a long time, just finally decided to join. I know all about all you guys. Creepy huh?
you mean that guy on your sidewalk?
that’s not me. no really it isn’t
a little creepy
though I’d do the same thing mostly because I’m usually to lazy to sign up for things
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honestly
my excuse is that I watch games on tv lying on the couch and I’m too lazy to sit up and type. That excuse is so lame it has to be true.
I categorically deny that this has anything to do with that organization that
does not exist
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Lets all make an AA Freemasonry club.
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm here
After an hour of this I have to ask, how do you guys watch the game and post at the same time? Does it get easier?
most of us post, and watch the game
there is a big difference
One day, this team is going to kill me.
That's easy...
Posting and watching on Gamecast…Hard.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Where's my mojo?
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't Pelf good in most of the innings in the "bad" stretch?
Just that he’s give up a 6-pack every so often?
Right...
If he walks Helton, I will guarantee a multi-run inning for CO now.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
i remember some 50 pitch first innings
and not much better after that, so i guess it looks better in comparison
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
Here
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1 for someone who went to the same high school as me and steven matz
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
Yes.
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone hear about the bench clearer in Cinci?
As soon as Phillips came to the plate.
+1
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
haha rotate body and aim for head instead of ball
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
What a crap fight...
And the announcers saying “that’s not baseball.” No, fights where people actually square off, charge each other etc. That’s baseball. I like fights, in the same way that I like chin music. Part of the game. Not the humpathon kind of fight they had, but a real fight.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
A good hockey brawl
are always welcome
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I like to see some blood.
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
teh reds have grissionz
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
+ One Gazillion
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
answers: matsui, zeile, hojo, piazza ?
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PIazza never played in Colorado
I think Jay Payton and Jeromy Burnitz had big years in Colorado. Benny Agbayani played there too if I’m not mistaken.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
good calls
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
didnt preston wilson play there too
not that i know what the question is
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
He did but the question was which 5 players hit 10 homers in a season for both the Mets + Rockies
and I don’t think Preston was around long enough to hit 10 with the Mets.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
The rockies trivia question was this
who are the 4 living catchers in the hall of fame?
I got Fisk, Bench and Yogi (still alive, right?) Not sure about the 4th…. Ted Simmons?
lol
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
13 games
7 against the Stros, 3 Pirates, 3 marlins, all sub.500, some substantially so.
yeah but we're sub .500 too
i expect split split sweep.
also only 3 against the pirates? I thought we hadn’t played them at all this year.
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7 against the Pirates
4 at home, 3 on the road
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Not in a row, though
I am talking just about the 13 straight games later in August. There’s a shot to go on a run. Then we close August and into September with a series against the Braves.
thank you citi field
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tulowitski is so weird looking
like no matter how many times i see him he never looks anything like how i picture him in my head.
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
also the fact he's 6-3
i always imagine him more as a like Jacoby Ellbsury David Eckstein hybrid
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
wayne:
that pitch was so much in the kitchen it was in his microwave!
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
What??????
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my thoughts exactly
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
Eww
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
nice
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I love that type of stuff.
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
that was nothing
a bunch of guys holding each other back
Ray Knight vs. Eric Davis FTW
One day, this team is going to kill me.
except for cueto's candy ass kicking
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Ray Knight = Gold Gloves Boxer....
There was another great brawl in 86, but I’m drawing a blank. Someone want to help me out?
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
-2
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the davis vaccuum cleaner co. inc.
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that video of the brawl
is just further proof we shouldve traded for brandon phillips
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
One day, this team is going to kill me.
I was going to say that.
Beat me to it.
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 10, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh snap
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
so 100+ pitches...does jerry hot for him since he leads off?
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I'm all for fights, as long as it's our below replacement lv players against their star power franchise players.
In lobby campaign for Chris Carter.
He'd be desperately punching at thin air
about six inches away from someone’s face
by deadspy3 on Aug 10, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He has lazr weapons.
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by Michkin on Aug 10, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i feel like ollie would end up injuring reyes and wright somehow
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the same girls again?
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He's hitting?
You know they are gonna pull him after 1 batter in the 7th, right? I feel we may have some visits from the Jerry menagerie tonight.
hey, you wanted him up there..lol
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Failed hit and run
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that was some wierd throw
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steal time
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Gary
I don’t agree that having the same number of baserunners on the same bases but with more outs is “certainly to the Mets’ advantage”
someone probably told him he sucked
and he dropped like 60 spots on the prospect list.
i feel like if a prospects arrogant and under performing they should like post prospect lists on their locker or something.
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Cmon Angel
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Sometimes....HBP is the best thing you can do...
This seems not to be one of those times.
I think they should charge at each other.
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
especially now that jesus has left us
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
time for an angel 3B
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at the geico sign
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
he doesnt like us anymore
just the kids
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
Bagh
Let’s see if Wright can do anything here
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fernando, pagan, beltran
they should make a baseball related novella surrounding them
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Come DWrongz
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
Dammit
Come on
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
You sick bastard!
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
good morning, good afternoon, good night
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This doesn't make any sense
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ike has looked bad tonite...that's why
overmatched
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Damn you.
See my redacted comment above.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
ike davis grand slam time!
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
hey
we are good with the bases loaded
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
Mazel Tov
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
GREAT NEWS GUYS!!!!
The Mets are likely calling up….. PAT MISCH to start Saturday
YAY!!!
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You Lie!!
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
isnt sean green coming up soon too?
ollie has to be released, or suddenly injured again
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
The braves game was sold out
….oh wait.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I admire that Gary is an uber-mets fan-
but I cannot stand his broadcasts on TV. Radio-okay
This team is just fucking awful with the bases loaded
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Ya know, the Duck are on the pond...
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
hey at least Ike put up a little fight
not like that loser David Wright who strikes out on 3 pitches.
One day, this team is going to kill me.
TRAID DAVID WRONG
hes a drug dealer!
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
He raped my sister!!
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
He kicks puppies!
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
i mean
most girls would want that so, was it abusive?
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
well im just saying
it might not actually be rape, they might want him to do it cause most girls are irrationally attracted to him.
but if you saw that video fanshot:
“you wont like jayson werth when he is fucking you!”
“no, i want him to fuck me next!”
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
its one of those videos about the ultimate debate
its so funny
http://www.amazinavenue.com/2010/8/10/1615519/another-hilarious-xtranormal-movie
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
Yes.
And Jeff Francoeur gets to first base more then you.
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean a different type of rape
This type!!!
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
You see his youtube Q&A session?
Even better.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
You know what's better?
The song.
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I love the internet.
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Just in case you were wondering...
He clarifies his sexual orientation…
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
hetero?
by any chance? or does he hang around with the JetBlue flight attendant
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Oooh. Burn.
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
"fuck this, Imma take a few beers and slide myself out this mofo."
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I legit think he is mine.
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
He sells to under aged kids, too!
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
well, you can't K in less than 3 pitches
but the Mets are looking for a way
professor Frenchy is in charge of the research
One day, this team is going to kill me.
trifecta for ike...walking wright was smart
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What are you getting at..... OMG GROSS
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't Ike have trouble with offspeed pitches in the minors?
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you misread that
he had trouble with minors that were off speed bitches.
One day, this team is going to kill me.
he had trouble making contact on them
I don’t think he had trouble swinging at them in the dirt
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well let's hope pelf still has something...long inning and he was on base
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so now it is a war of attrition. we gotta get to their bullpen. oh yeah....
that means they will get to ours.
We'll find a way to win this game
Seriously
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we'll find a way to lose this game
seriously
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
we find a way to go 20+ innings
seriously
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 10, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh god
are they still harping on this eighth inning guy. geez enough already
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
Listen...If you were a stright guy named Lance Broadway...
You’d be pissed at the world too.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
getting raped in jail?
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
Pelf goes 7...
Probably because Jerry woke up this morning and found his hand replaced by this.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I kind of want to never trade Tejada
just to see if he ever stops looking 12
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Awesome job by Pelf
Now get the man a win
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NoOoOo!!!!
TEH PITHC COUNTZZ!!! His arm will FALL OFF!!!!
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
well, hats off to pelf...i thought for sure he was toast for the rest of the year
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the rockies are his bitches.
but he did do a nice job.
94
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
GUISE may I say Pelfrey is Backkk!!!
Can I haz world series now?
by HELLYEAHGARYOAK on Aug 10, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
The Animals' patience is starting to show
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Gofuckyourselfcoeur in the game
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I'd love to see the Mets answer his trade request with a DFA
“Here ya go Jeffey, you can go sign with any of the 29 teams clamoring for you to start in right field, you can have your pick of the litter”
by James Kannengieser on Aug 10, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Great game for Animal
Paging Mr Francouer, your Delta flight to Nowhereville is boarding… oh hang on, your idiot manager has exchanged your ticket for a pinch running gig
THOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TOOOOEEEEEE-LLLLLLEEEEEEEEE
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
very very very nice, thole !!!
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+1
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
IDK
Cable connection here, SNY feed.
by MetsFan4Decades on Aug 10, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
nobody out you can't send him
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I am so happy right now
everyone was giving me shit for keeping Pelfrey after all his lame starts where he accumulated a total of 3 points for my fantasy team, but I am believe and never lose hope I am glad Big Pelf is back :D
by HELLYEAHGARYOAK on Aug 10, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
I wonder if
New York Life realizes that any of us who were considering buying a policy from them have changed their minds based on those commercials
Just drafted Thole
I think he could be better than his rep. Sickels said he thinks he’ll be a .260-.270 hitter. No way.
Thole Thole Thole Thole Thole
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a fly ball would be nice, kid
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Homeboy.
You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real.
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
0-2 uh oh
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I think Castillo should've pinch hit here
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, why not Beltran as PR?
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by firejerrynow on Aug 10, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
We need an infusion of grit that Voltron doesn't have.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
He's kind of gimpy right now
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less than 1
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by firejerrynow on Aug 10, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
voltron on deck
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i hate to keep talking about it
but I just can’t take Tejada seriously at the plate, he looks like a bat boy. Like no matter how many times he comes up I always think, is this some kind of promotional thing? And watch we find out he was really 19 when he signed or something insane.
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
And that's saying something
‘cause I think you’re probably young too.
Me? Everyone looks like a kid to me.
(Yeah, aging myself here)
by MetsFan4Decades on Aug 10, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I can see him asking Jerry
“Do you guys have any apple juice in here?”
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
lol I'm 20
people think I’m 14. So I really have no room to talk. Of course I don’t play a professional sport with grown ass looking men either.
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Nah
I figured you were young but not a teenager.
by MetsFan4Decades on Aug 10, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
no I mean I apparently have a 14 year old face
according to most people I know
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
Shit, I am outta here
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
"Oh
I know who you are Chris Hanson. But I ain’t got no milk & cookies & shit. You see, I likes ya. And I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. The choice is yours."
Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?
by Brian. on Aug 10, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Your nick kinda does the job anyway...
One older than most guy around here to another…
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
way to battle
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a walk would be nice
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Castillo should've hit there
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Damn.
Can’t really blame Ruben there. Tough pitch.
Not according to Gamecast it wasn't...
Right down Broadway.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Also J.A Happ is raping Atlanta
and Loney is raping Philadelphia with his dodger home boys if we win we move up :)
by HELLYEAHGARYOAK on Aug 10, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
to what...7 games?
whoopie!
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
wow...they have bad scouts
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this is insane
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and i thnak them for it
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by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, this is even dumber
Reyes may not be hitting right now, but there’s like no chance of him hitting into a DP
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Again.
Ever heard of the word “jinx”?
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Er, the Rockies realise Voltron has a .300 OBP, right?
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Ronnie says:
‘Another intentional walk by reputation’.
by MetsFan4Decades on Aug 10, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
guys
they’re not playing for the double play. They just looked up the mets stats with the bases loaded.
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by Gina on Aug 10, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Well, I thought the Wright IBB was the right move for them.
This one, not so much.
swung at a terrible pitch
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god damn it
this fucking hacking at every pitch is driving me insane
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
wow--my bad-thought he K'd more.
probably swings at so many first pitches he keeps his number down.
Good job by Jose
That would’ve been a slam in a lot of parks
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gracias, senor reyes
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1-0
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TRAID TEH RAY-ASSS
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
pen better be good now
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Damn
Let’s hope the pen holds this
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by MetsFan4Decades on Aug 10, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
True story:
Tak2 has the highest swinging strike rate of any Mets starter. And that’s excluding his bullpen innings.
by James Kannengieser on Aug 10, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
And he aint hunting wabbits
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
i think we now have a regular catcher
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Bring in LOLiver Perez!!!
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
Tak. Right now.
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't jinx the grand slam the grand slam was already mentioned way before me
and it was even mentioned by the broad casters. They always talk about the Mets’ lack of a grand slam.
I can understand my mistake with a no hitter but now I can’t ask for hits because I will jinx the team?
by HELLYEAHGARYOAK on Aug 10, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
I don't think he does.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
frick I am so gulliable
I just joined like 3 weeks ago. lmaoo
I got mad reading people saying trade Reyes, trade wright, etc.
I will learn guys
by HELLYEAHGARYOAK on Aug 10, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Why would NY want a Cali pastrami on rye?
It would have to be a goat cheese and prosciutto with bean sprouts wrap.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
greet
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
*great*
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
But we mean it when we say David Wright hates kids.
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL its a joke man
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Hasn't it been over a year since the last Mets GS?
No one blames you. If we did, we would all chip in tyo buy your Phils season tickets :)
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't like the phillies. I don't like phillies fans.
I once saw some on the subway and they have no class. I tried not to stereotype, but they were loud and one of them was arguing with some woman just because this woman “looked at her weird”.
by HELLYEAHGARYOAK on Aug 10, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I had the same exact thought...
I used to really like this guy though. Even I don’t know why, but I did.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
well we still have Mike Bordick don't we
so that trade worked out ok. Oh wait, never mind
We are fucked if we face CarGo
We gonna lose no matter what happens.
Consequences will never be the same.
CarGo is awful outside of Coors
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Please explain...For the Gamecasted among you...
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Just an awesome diving catch
A great play.
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Fowler hit a looper that F! dived for...made a nice catch
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F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And ya know its true.
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
You wanna know something sad?
My brother was close friends with Kim Gordon. I graduated high school in 1996. I never had the chance to use this to get laid. Story of my life.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh man you've gotta.
Seen them 6 times now, and every one was amazing.
by lefty vs lefty on Aug 10, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I had free tickets to them at the Roseland whenever the played...
And I used them a lot. Needless to say I never thought of asking a girl. Ugh I hate me sometimes.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
F! has been placed on the 60 day DL after that catch
when he broke every bone in his body.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
tak2....very nice work
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So basically F! has a whatever that stat is that everyone loves so much of +1 in 1 game right now, huh
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Good job by Tak2
Now moar runz
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Too risky...
Could never get past underwriting.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
k-rod, be on your game tonite
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Joe Beimel
Looks like a WWF wrestler
by James Kannengieser on Aug 10, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
Chipper hurt???
Fucking shocker
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I really hope he is playing on 19th Sept
It being his last game vs the Mets is basically the only reason I’m going on that day – LAAAARRY!
OT
Just curious how many people here would take Uggla’s shitty D in exchange for his power.
One day, this team is going to kill me.
I'll vote yes.
But only without much commitment to him.
by lefty vs lefty on Aug 10, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
What's the name of the guy you're talking about?
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe...
HIS NAME IS DAN UGGLA. I was flipping channels the other night and went past a Marlins repeat late at night just in time to hear them scream that. If my wife was not asleep nexxt to me I would have spewed vitriole.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Are they still taking emails to the booth?
by James Kannengieser on Aug 10, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm guessing yes.
I’ll tell you the next time the Mets play the Fish. I was planning on going to the game Sept. 21 on my birthday, but now I’m not so sure.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha! Who needs defense?
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
If we win tonight 1-0
Our split for giving up 0 runs since the ASB will be 4-0. I think I have figured out the key to making the post-season. Do not give up a run between here and the end of the season.
Then our next game will never end.
And we will set the record for the longest gamethread. Either way we all win.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
This is making too much sense...
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
But then Cerrone won't respect us
long game threads where people talk about things besides the game…how appalling!
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you a wizard?
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
No, but I have one airbrushed on the side of my van
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This one?
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
If someone asks if you're a god
You say… YES
by James Kannengieser on Aug 10, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Gfycoeur up
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Fixed.
oh boy!!!!
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHA
JA Happ 1 hitting Atlanta in the 7th so far.
by MetsFan4Decades on Aug 10, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
One hit???
Are you for realz?? My Gawd
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
do you realize
it’s been 11 games since we won a game by more than 1 run? 7/29 Dickey 4-0 vs. Cards
really do we need to have an annual frenchy segment in every game
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
Please trade him
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yes, frenchy, we need that bat in there every day
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of course, the excuse will be how can i hit if i sit for three days
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See the fanshot about the 10 worst players in MLB.
Frenchy made the list.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
so, mister rodriguez, it has come to this
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Did Frenchy strike out on three pitches?
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
Will the sun come up tomorrow?
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the new slogan for the Mets ticketing policy
“Better seats, lower prices”
in other words
“PLEASE COME TO OUR GAMES :…..-(”
WE DONT CARE IF YOU WEAR PAPER BAGS. PLZ HALP!!!
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So if you bought tickets earlier...
Do you get a refund of what you paid?
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
No chance
I got badly stung by that last year. Bought about $150 worth of tickets that were going for half that by September
It's like buying time with a crackwhore in advance...
She ain’t gonna be worth the same after a few months…
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Hack, hack, hack
I hate having him on this team. In addition to the suck, it seems like everyone makes excuses for him at every turn. “He needs to be there everyday for his swing to stay sharp,” “he’s a leader,” “he’s good for the clubhouse,” etc. Not to mention his asking for trades.
Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?
just saw a promo for Hard Knocks
This is not going to endear the Jets to the rest of the league
Just found out I have the opportunity to go to the Nats series
in DC in September. Love that stadium.
I like Ike!
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
the davis vaccuum cleaning co. inc.
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You have all been brainwashed by Evil Industries subsidiary 1-800-MATTRES
I, on the other hand, have been brainwashed by a former job as an editor.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
aregato
Jerry the Clown: available for birthdays, bar mitzvahs and unfortunately all Met games as well
by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
k-rod gets too cute...go after him, damn it
Jerry the Clown: available for birthdays, bar mitzvahs and unfortunately all Met games as well
like that...yes !!
Jerry the Clown: available for birthdays, bar mitzvahs and unfortunately all Met games as well
by Ballonthewall on Aug 10, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Did Gary just mention Duaner Sanchez ?
( goes into seizure )
One day, this team is going to kill me.
Two down
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
Krod
attributes his success to his neckbeard, which has achieved sentience
by aparkermarshall on Aug 10, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
you prepared this...
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 10, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
WINNAR
We just own the Rockies at home
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
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I'm not shaving until the Mets lose
by James Kannengieser on Aug 10, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
Get your razor ready tomorrow.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 10, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
This can only mean one thing........
since I’m going to tomorrow, we are going to get blown out.
One day, this team is going to kill me.
Never would have predicted a win tonight
Go figure.
That’s baseball. Nice job Big Pelf.
by MetsFan4Decades on Aug 10, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
Did you know
that shutouts is one of the top statistical predictors of world series winners? You can’t lose shutouts.
It is kind of amazing that we've had so many shutouts, and are still only .500
Speaks to how awful the offense has been
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
If we're gonna win the world series
we should probably try to put together a 2 game winning streak first. Last one was against the Tigers in June.
By my math.
If we give up 0 runs tomorrow, then we will have an above-average chance to win 2 in a row.
If we do that for the next 50 games, we are a lock for the playoffs.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 10, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
only if
the opposing team manages to be more hapless than US!
"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"
by feslenraster on Aug 11, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
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