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Sure, Bob Costas might not be on hand, but don't think I forgot, Jeff! I've been sitting on this graphic for a while, just waiting for you to pop #100. HOF bound, for sure.

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Poor Bernanrd Gilkey

immortalized in the ice-cream man hat.

by tmu on Aug 11, 2010 10:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Please help me forget

I had no idea Lance Johnson drove a “Good Humor” truck.

by tmu on Aug 11, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like the

I’m a little teapot routine on the right

by deadspy3 on Aug 11, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had that hat

i wore it all summer i worked at the town pool. i wasnt a lifegaurd tho so i wasnt able to score with any of the hot chicks that worked the snack stand. all i did was check ID badges and clean up the occasional pile of puke. also i got paid less than minimum wage because it was seasonal government employment.

man, that job kind of sucked.

HELLO HELLO MR WILPON... BUY THAT MANSION. WE DONT NEED A CONDO.

by kendynamo on Aug 11, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

A fitting pre-emptive tribute to a baseball legend; a Natural, if you will.

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 11, 2010 10:45 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Pierzynski's name is woefully misspelled

but somehow I think it makes the graphic better.

by dontstopbelieving on Aug 11, 2010 10:55 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Rafael Palmeiro also did steroids to extend his career

Not defending Frenchy by any means, its just that Palmeiro was a much better baseball player than Frenchy.

by aparkermarshall on Aug 11, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

So by extension...

Get Frenchy some ’roids stat!

blurgh! - me

by blains2000 on Aug 11, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Would that help? I don't think so.

Maybe a video game controller controlling when and what he swings at.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Aug 11, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

some more perspective

Palmeiro is a fraudulent cheater who endorsed boner pills

HELLO HELLO MR WILPON... BUY THAT MANSION. WE DONT NEED A CONDO.

by kendynamo on Aug 11, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did they work?

I — I mean — how funny!!! Eh. . . hehheh. .. . Urg.

by tmu on Aug 11, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet the combo of roids and viagara

meant he was a regular in his local hospital with the odd priapism or sixty!

by ScottfromPeekskill on Aug 11, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know what "priapism" is

and I’m not looking it up.

Save Jenrry Mejia!

by Ogre39666 on Aug 11, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

an often painful erection lasting longer than 4 hours

don’t you watch TV commercials?

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 13, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eric Byrnes

is like Mickey Rourke at his lowest ebb

by deadspy3 on Aug 11, 2010 10:58 AM EDT reply actions  

He looks like Gordon Ramsay

…stung by 100 bees.

Your 2010 Mets, sponsored by Dick van Patten's Natural Balance Pet Foods.
A dog's breakfast for a dog's breakfast of a roster.

by Doc Manhattan on Aug 11, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man he is awful on the MLB network

He is in need of some tranquilizers and 600 million brain cells

by ScottfromPeekskill on Aug 11, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope the Mets finally right their past transgressions and let Frenchy get number 100 in NY.

I still can’t forgive them for giving up on Rey Ordonez before he reached his 10th career home run. Can you believe they only gave him 7 years?

Do it for Rey Rey, Frenchy.

by Matthew Artus on Aug 11, 2010 11:23 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

odd fact

I saw Ordonez’s first 4 career homeruns – in 1996, 1997, 1998, & 1999. I didn’t have season tickets or anything, just happened to be there for each of them. Random.

2009 Did Not Happen

by cjmulrain on Aug 11, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uuh, correct me if I'm wrong but

The Mets won 2 games on their latest road trip, and home runs off the bat of Francoeur won both of them. Kind of a strange time to be bashing Francoeur and his, um, home runs.

by dantesinferno on Aug 11, 2010 11:34 AM EDT reply actions  

he has the 8th worst OBP of any player with >350 PAs

That means he’s among the league leaders in outs.

Outs are bad, m’kay…

Image credit to astromets

by hotspur on Aug 11, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

actually I'm actively rooting for the Mets to lose

so it seems like the perfect time to bash Francoeur to me

by Sam Page on Aug 11, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it that time of the season already?

Seems like the time to root against our own team gets earlier and earlier each year.

by ScottfromPeekskill on Aug 11, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

well then why didn't he hit homeruns in all of our games

so that we could have gone 6-0? Huh? Why? Frenchy clearly wants the Mets to lose

2009 Did Not Happen

by cjmulrain on Aug 11, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh goodness

I forgot Toby Borland was a Met….

yeah but Frenchy doesn’t do anything else, it’s all or nothing—HR or strikeout. I guess that fits quite well into the current Mets hitting philosophy…but in any case, Frenchy should be canned.

"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"

by feslenraster on Aug 11, 2010 11:50 AM EDT reply actions  

dantesinferno

is the new name of an old troll. Do not feed, and he may — may — go away, probably after a tantrum of some sort.

by tmu on Aug 11, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Congratulations Corey Patterson

You did it, man!

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Aug 11, 2010 12:10 PM EDT reply actions  

See, Mike Jacobs was there.

Why did we let him go?

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Aug 11, 2010 12:17 PM EDT reply actions  

This guy should be fired

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704388504575419453676678776.html?mod=googlenews_wsj#articleTabs%3Dcomments

Amazing response in the comments section, though:

“Francoeur’s VORP is 4.1, or, 780th of 852 people to swing a bat in MLB this year. He is less valuable than a replacement player. If the Mets are interested in making the playoffs, benching Francoeur and replacing him with a freely available waiver player would be an improvement. It is beyond serious discussion that Francoeur is a terrible hitter, one of MLB’s worst, and it is a reflection of the Mets’ irrationality that he gets any ABs.
More broadly, the writer here, Mike Sielski, demonstrates a complete lack of understanding of rudimentary concepts of statistical analysis and player evaluation, and the WSJ’s editorial staff does likewise. Newspaper publishers who wonder why their industry is dying need look no further than articles like this. Why would I seek sports news, for a premium price, from a paper that displays ignorance of simple concepts understood and employed by dozens of free quantitative analysis Web sites -
many of which feature better prose, too?”

by Salz on Aug 11, 2010 12:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Mr. Francoeur disagrees

"The one thing you don't want to do is hit a home run. That's a rally-killer." -Jeff Francoeur

by RangersandMets on Aug 11, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weird. Here’s what this guys reply was:

Francoeur’s VORP is 4.1, or, 780th of 852 people to swing a bat in MLB this year. He is less valuable than a replacement player. If the Mets are interested in making the playoffs, benching Francoeur and replacing him with a freely available waiver player would be an improvement. It is beyond serious discussion that Francoeur is a terrible hitter, one of MLB’s worst, and it is a reflection of the Mets’ irrationality that he gets any ABs.
More broadly, the writer here, Mike Sielski, demonstrates a complete lack of understanding of rudimentary concepts of statistical analysis and player evaluation, and the WSJ’s editorial staff does likewise. Newspaper publishers who wonder why their industry is dying need look no further than articles like this. Why would I seek sports news, for a premium price, from a paper that displays ignorance of simple concepts understood and employed by dozens of free quantitative analysis Web sites -
many of which feature better prose, too?

by Salz on Aug 11, 2010 12:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Does the computer automatically strike

disproportionately emotional responses? Let’s just say that he’s not going to win any converts putting the argument that way.

by tmu on Aug 11, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay!

Single dashes. So, minus signs are bad, which makes -4.1 hard to use. But you can use it as long as you don’t use another dash.

by Dan Lewis on Aug 11, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen it happen

Is it 5 number -

or just -?

or this?

by tmu on Aug 11, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

4 something -

. something -

by tmu on Aug 11, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, yeah, yeah

I rememberated that right after wasting everyone’s monitor space. To make amends, I am rec’ing your post.

by tmu on Aug 11, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

bloggging driving you to drink?

or can you drive yourself, thank you very much?

HELLO HELLO MR WILPON... BUY THAT MANSION. WE DONT NEED A CONDO.

by kendynamo on Aug 11, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The computer doesn't, no.

It’s anonymous doing it. Damn him.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Aug 11, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It only happens when you speak negatively of Francoeur

Watch…

Jeff Francoeur has an OPS of .677
Jeff Francoeur has a great smile

………see

by mojo7766 on Aug 11, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha

Jeff Francoeur has no on-base skills whatsoever.
Jeff Francoeur does a great job telling his teammates when to shave.

I lobby the strikethrough text officially be renamed “Francoeur text”.

The one and only mistermet on teh Interwebz!

by Steve Schreiber on Aug 11, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will remember the Legend that is Jeff Francoeur.

I will pass it down to my children, and their children, and so on. Like it’s the story of Bigfoot.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 11, 2010 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Look at how wise I am.

Creating ideas for such timeless pieces of MS Paint.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 11, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd watch that

HELLO HELLO MR WILPON... BUY THAT MANSION. WE DONT NEED A CONDO.

by kendynamo on Aug 11, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

At year's end

Can somebody make a slideshow of all our MS Paints, set to one shining moment?

by Pack Bringley on Aug 11, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Working on it

There’s a ton of them. Want it to be complete.

by James Kannengieser on Aug 11, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe it will be one of the finest works of art ever

when they’;re all put together. I for one can’t wait to see it.

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 13, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seconded...I'd like to see this too.

Somebody should also do an AA Poster Awards Fanpost at the end of the season. God knows we all need something to show for following this team.

The one and only mistermet on teh Interwebz!

by Steve Schreiber on Aug 11, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

bigfoot is like the anthropomorphic version of a jeff francoeur walk

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 13, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

....

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That WSJ article has to be parody

Seriously, read it, I don’t think you can take it seriously in any way.

by Willninho on Aug 11, 2010 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

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