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Francisco Rodriguez Fights Father-In-Law, Gets Arrested

I don't even know what this means, but I guess it happened tonight.

K-Rod in altercation in family lounge, physically removed by security.

I have no idea who the altercation was with, what it was over, or what the repercussions will be, but I like to think it involved Rodriguez strangling Jerry Manuel Homer-Simpson-style for passing him over in lieu of Manny Acosta in the top of the eighth tonight.

More as it gets leaked to Twitter.

Update: Rodriguez apparently got into a fight with his father-in-law. Well, we've all been there, sister.

Update #2: Even though it may not reflect actual events, if someone wouldn't mind MSPainting Frankie choking Jerry onto a picture of Homer choking Bart, well that might just make my night.

Update #3: The Mets have issued a statement.

"There was an incident between Francisco Rodriguez and his family tonight at the ballpark. He was questioned by police and all other questions pertaining to this incident will be referred to the police department."

Best game ever!

Update #4: Frankie might've been arrested.

Update #5: Per Ken Davidoff, a police spokesman has said that Rodriguez "will be charged with third-degree assault for attacking his father-in-law."

Update #6: You're welcome.

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Update #7: The Daily News has a photo of an unidentified man presumed to be the father-in-Rod being taken away from Citi Field on a stretcher. He's sitting up, though. Seems fine. Not really interesting or newsworthy. We should all be asleep, but instead, this.

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Burkhardt reports that K-Rod was upset by some reporters and ended up arguing with his father-in-law.

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by dvdvil on Aug 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

So it was K Rod, not Wright

my bad

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 11, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I think today went well.

Look forward to more tomorrow.

Pelfrey, Niese, Dickey, Santana sure sounds like a great playoff rotation, don't it? Let's Go Mets!

by ZaBlanc on Aug 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

The New York Mets:

Lowering our standards since 1962

by EricAColucci on Aug 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

and think, they tried to set the initial bar so low

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Johan getting sued,

And Now K-Rod pucnh his father-in-law? ehat’s Next!?

"There's no way, with hindsight, I would've ever called up Larry, called up Magic and said, 'Hey, look, let's get together and play on one team,'"

by inimeg on Aug 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

*Punch!

"There's no way, with hindsight, I would've ever called up Larry, called up Magic and said, 'Hey, look, let's get together and play on one team,'"

by inimeg on Aug 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually It was Franceour banging Jose's wife...

"There's no way, with hindsight, I would've ever called up Larry, called up Magic and said, 'Hey, look, let's get together and play on one team,'"

by inimeg on Aug 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh for fuck's sakes

What else can go wrong this year??

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?

by Syler on Aug 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

There needs to be a report

about players smoking marijuana.

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd keep my eye on Tobi Stoner

Just something about that guy.

May you be locked in a battle of wits against Jerry Manuel.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

What? Like he's chronic badness is dank...

And that he will sell more jerseys than any few-weeks callup ever?

by MookieTheCat on Aug 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

the mitchell report? or the MARLEY report??

hopefully moyer can step right in the pitching coach role….

by PHIGHTINPHILS on Aug 12, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

If the cavalcade of hilarity that is the 2010 NY Mets is wrong . . .

. . . I don’t want to be right.

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't blame him for getting upset

SNY said he asked reporters to leave him alone tonight so they did but then Burkhardt approached him and he lashed with a " why do i have to talk to you guys today, i didn’t even pitch ". He’s right coz you know they were just gonna ask him if he wanted to pitch with hope that he would say something crazy. There was no need to talk to him, Manuel sure, but not k-rod.

by Rats on Aug 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

And that excuses him from beating the shit out of his own father??

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?

by Syler on Aug 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

father-in-law and there’s no report that he beat the shyt out of him, you’re just assuming.

by Rats on Aug 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had to be physically escorted out of the stadium

That doesn’t sound too good

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?

by Syler on Aug 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea but eddie coleman is talking to sommers now he didnt say anything about punches being thrown. Getting removed, well a guys angry and he doesn’t want to leave so he had to be removed so he could calm down.

by Rats on Aug 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct...

This is the usual situation. Same with the comment below. If actual violence occurred, then the police would have been there then. The “referred to police” line is probably just a matter of saying “he’s outside, it’s not our problem anymore.”

by MookieTheCat on Aug 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Having worked in bars...

Getting “escorted out” probably just means tempers were high. I’m not going to pass judgment on the man, or anyone, without much more evidence than is currently available to us.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Post said he was arrested

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?

by Syler on Aug 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

he wasn’t according to eddie coleman

by Rats on Aug 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here

http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/mets/rod_arrested_at_clubhouse_charged_mlcCljSHgTceC0BDmuJSzJ

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?

by Syler on Aug 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ruh roh....

Then again, it’s the Post so ya know….

by MookieTheCat on Aug 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This sucks.

We are witnessing one of the most effed up and bad Met teams in a while.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

For a while I've been saying these guys need to be feelign frustration...

I think it’s coming to fruition. You think K-Rod didn’t see what we did tonight? If the man is a competitor, then he was pissed. If the foregoing and the Post article are true, then it’s unfortunate how he reacted, but….

by MookieTheCat on Aug 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah

He should’ve used K-Rod instead of Acostalypse in the 8th.

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

The man didn't sign on to be a misutilized sometimes-pitcher...

On an also-ran. I’m sure it hurts. I’m not sure it hurts to the level of punching a family member—in fact I’m certain it doesn’t—but it hurts.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I find all this high dudgeon about it a little odd

He was (we’re assuming) pissed about the game, then this guy who probably annoys the hell out of him anyway got in his face, and they had a little set-to. Where I come from, a guy occasionally throwing a punch because somebody pissed him off is just not that big a deal.

(Obviously this doesn’t apply if he’s throwing punches at a lady.)

by SuperT on Aug 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure this is fairly normal for a Mets team,

though I’m definitely looing forward to Francouer punching out Manuel some time in late September.

by Jack Str on Aug 12, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is right...

Families have arguments. If punches were thrown we likely would have heard about it by now. Probably just some shoving or something. And it was his father in law.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay-Z and Eminem on Letterman

If anyone’s interested.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Well I guess there is nothing better.

I dont wanna watch Criss Angel being a phony bastard, and K Rod flipping his shit isnt too arousing either. Arousing is the wrong word, isn’t it?

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need to do a Mets rejiggering of New York.

By the way, the Newark spoof on Youtube is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U7kuqow3gg

by MookieTheCat on Aug 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was an old interview

Judging by the subject matter, I’d say it was done around June or so.

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 12, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like Jay Z. Blueprint 3 was iffy though.

Youre nuts if you think Recovery sucked.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was by far his worst album

I only listened to it once so maybe if I play it again it’ll grow, but it sounded way too mainstream for my liking.

by Evan_S on Aug 12, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only mainstream song was "Love The Way You Lie" and I hate that song.

I cant consider anything mainstream about that album. Except for maybe “Not Afraid” but thats a great song. I think it might be his best album. Just dont tell me you liked Encore or Relapse better. Encore was terrible, and Relapse was bad.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think I said those things already when I typed

“It was by far his worst album.” I thought both Encore are Relapse were far better than Recovery. I enjoyed both of them quite a bit. “Not Afraid” is terrible, his worst first single yet. Seriously, his best album? Seriously? Literally every song on Slim Shady LP, Marshal Mathers LP, and Eminem Show is better than the best song on Recovery. Em is one of my favorite rappers, but you’re gonna start to lose your skills when you rapping with such “talents” as Drake and Lil’ Wayne on a regular basis.

by Evan_S on Aug 12, 2010 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Im not crazy about his collabs either but

Encore and Relapse were both terrible albums. He even said that the fans deserve better. He was on drugs. Now hes clean and make some friggin mean rhymes.
And about the collabs I think he does it just to show how much better he is than the other rapper. See No Love.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

wait

you think artists are better when they’re NOT on drugs? lol….

2009 Did Not Happen

by cjmulrain on Aug 12, 2010 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

That song is one of those unlistenable ones Gina mentioned

But he was also on drugs when he did Slim Shady LP and probably Marshal Mathers LP. He’s better when he’s on drugs, just like the Beatles were.

by Evan_S on Aug 12, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

just like everyone is

at least in the early/moderate stages of drug use

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 12, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

there’s no way it’s better than the marshall mathers LP. I’ve heard about 4-5 songs and found them all completely unlistenable. Where as everything on the Marshall Mathers LP was gold.

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 12, 2010 7:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, MM LP was he is best

I think Recoveyr is one of his best.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow this is just terrible

http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog

by metsguy234 on Aug 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

NY Post saying Frankie was arrested

Man.

http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog

by metsguy234 on Aug 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Krud!

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by dvdvil on Aug 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

He wasn't arrested

the Post sux monkey balls. Im sure this will get blown out of proportion.

by Rats on Aug 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

He got into an altercation with his father-in law, who was sent to the hospital

Stop defending KRod. This isn’t something that’s just going to boil over.

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?

by Syler on Aug 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct...

This is typical Mets saga the past few years. Rats is probably K-Rod himself.

Omar and Jerry, dumbest tandem in baseball.

by TKFJ on Aug 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he was arrested...

He is dedicated if he got internetz in CB.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

If he gets charged with assault, he sure as hell ain't meeting the requirements for it

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?

by Syler on Aug 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morality clauses are sometimes limited to felonies...

To prevent DUIs from allowing the contract to be voided, among other things. Remember that a brawl on the field can lead to dozens of assault charges, if the law is strictly applied. And it rarely is.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure his contract does...

Isn’t a morality clause standard in MLB contracts? I always thought it was (a la Vick).

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's MEET the mess.
  • sigh *

If you’re going to make a joke, then spell the word correctly, okay?

by BrockRocks on Aug 12, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rubin saying K-Rod in custody but not charged.

http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog

by metsguy234 on Aug 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I have k-rod on my fantasy team (",)

by Rats on Aug 12, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

So thats why you are up in arms...

Dude just slugged his father in-law, thats close to indefensible.

Omar and Jerry, dumbest tandem in baseball.

by TKFJ on Aug 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh c’mon, you never had a fight with a relative?

by Rats on Aug 12, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

He allegedly BEAT UP his father (in law_

I doubt anyone here has ever done that

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?

by Syler on Aug 12, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

we don’t know what happened.

by Rats on Aug 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're jumping the gun here.

You may be right, but accusing people of crimes with short evidence is not right…

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Slugging your mother in law is indefensible...

Your father in law, I gotta think the jury is still out. And let’s remember that the Daily News said he didn’t, while the Post said he did. The Post is the more sensational and often wrong of the two, so I’m reserving judgment. Remember the rumors of a trade of some minor leaguers a few days ago, when it turned out to be the dumping of Cora. The news gets things wrong, and the Post is owned by Rupert Murdoch.

All I’m saying is be cool with this. We frankly have no idea what happened, and “assault” as a charge can be a misdemeanor push, or spitting on someone, or kicking someone’s dog if it’s on a leash (really, this is a law school example). It does not mean a punch, in fact it usually means not a punch because a true punch would be a battery charge.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok...

An ambulance can take someone out for a multitude of reasons. If someone has hit their head it can be for observation of a concussion. All I’m saying is that we should reserve judgment until we know what actually happened, not what we imagine happened.

I blame Jerry in any event.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah see below.

One, it doesn’t mean anything what he’s charged with (the whole “til proven guilty” thing). Second, the police will arrest for misdemeanor assault for a lot of situations, to get someone booked while they investiage. Third, we know from expereince that athletes are under scrutiny and the cops will arrest just to make sure they are viewed as having done something. Was this arrest correct? Who knows? The point is to reserve judgment until the facts come out.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

It can also mean nothing at all actually happened,

though I probably take innocent until proven guilty further than most.

by Jack Str on Aug 12, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not further than me...

I think innocent until proven guilty and the beyond a reasonable doubt standard are among the most admirable things developed in the American system, and without which we can have no pride in our system. The protection of the accused until proven guilty is as central to me to pride in being American as anything else….

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

stop living in the 1700's

we like to judge people instantly in modern America.

2009 Did Not Happen

by cjmulrain on Aug 12, 2010 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

You

Have clearly never Met my mother-in-law

by DoctorK16 on Aug 12, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes...

http://ypdcrime.com/penal.law/article120.htm#120.00

It is a misdemeanor. It also is one of the standard “charging” things used by police to book someone while they figured out what the hell happened.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

3rd degree assault

“Third degree assault is charged when a person assaults another and inflicts substantial bodily harm or assaults a minor. This offense carries with it a penalty of imprisonment for not more than five years and payment of a fine of not more than $10,000.”

http://www.nvo.com/beaulier/minnesotaassaultitsdefense/#Third%20Degree%20Assault

http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog

by metsguy234 on Aug 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

NY Penal code

 A person is guilty of assault in the third degree when:
  1. With intent to cause physical injury to another person, he causes
such injury to such person or to a third person; or
  2. He recklessly causes physical injury to another person; or
  3. With criminal negligence, he causes physical injury to another
person by means of a deadly weapon or a dangerous instrument.
  Assault in the third degree is a class A misdemeanor.

by lstorie1971 on Aug 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Point 2 is the real question...

Was it reckless (i.e. he pushed him and the guy fell down) or intentional (he punched him in the face and he got punched in the face)? Or was it an unfortuante situation where someone got hurt and the police made the arrest to let everyone cool down?

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

even if there was, he’s a celebrity, they get treated differently

by Rats on Aug 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt DV applies...

I doubt they shared a household and I’m certain they were not in an intimate relationship (or else this is only the tip of the iceberg…ewwwww). There are other rules for this and I don’t know the NY rules for DV holds, but I doubt this would apply in any event. For example, a fight between brothers will usually not lead to a DV hold, and in my mind neither willl a father in law.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Way to fucking go.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't know the contract...

But if there is a morality clause there is a chance of yes. I wouldn’t bank on it though.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

K-Rod's phone call was apparently to his agent.

http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog

by metsguy234 on Aug 12, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Spectacular

Get some hack lawyer up there to figure out how we can void the contract.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.

by AnthonyR on Aug 12, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Statement from Omar:
Well, you see, in the past, Frankie has, uh, lobby to beat someone up.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

haha, I don't say it enough, but I love this team

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

As a lawyer admitted in NY...

There is no bad reason to go through the NY penal code late at night…

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

unless it's through firsthand experience with the recieving end of it.

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh brother.

Wait till Omar’s oral exam on the penal code after this incident.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well played sir

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage

by blueandorange4life on Aug 12, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

they help us to aspire to greater knowledge

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

And RA Dickey didn't even pitch tonight

He knows a thing or two about penal codes.

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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 12, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why do you want him off the team?

by Rats on Aug 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

at least his option wouldn't vest

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

unless we’re getting another good closer, we need him.

by Rats on Aug 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

closers are only good if you use them

or have the opportunity to do so. We rarely have either occasion. Plus he costs a goddamn fortune

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's the bigger issue.

No closer not named Rivera is worth the money he gets.

by yellomellojello on Aug 12, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

so what does he do when he gives up a walk off grand slam?

by metsbaseball93 on Aug 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Does this mean he's gonna be gone for a while?

http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog

by metsguy234 on Aug 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

doubt it, but who knows

depends on how serious it actually was. But with 3rd degree, he’ll more likely get fined and community service at worst

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

no doubt

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

This

Even if he actually did do anything, he’s a celebrity. Much as I hate it, the rules are a bit different for them. They shouldn’t be but they are

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage

by blueandorange4life on Aug 12, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had Hank White in the "First to Beat Up a Random Relative at Citi Field" Pool

Frankie would have second though

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.

by AnthonyR on Aug 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Hes in a strecher

OMGLAWL

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

fine, but Breuney still has to best Krod in a fight

i say

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Aug 12, 2010 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

From AP
Associated Press

NEW YORK — New York Mets reliever Francisco Rodriguez is in custody after what police called a “physical assault” on his father-in-law at Citi Field.

Police say Rodriguez will be charged with third-degree assault. Police say the pitcher hasn’t been arrested.

Police say the incident occurred after the Mets’ 6-2 loss to the Colorado Rockies on Wednesday night. Police say Rodriguez’s father-in-law is in the hospital with a scrape on his face and a bump on his head.

The Mets confirmed there was an incident between Rodriguez and his family, and referred all questions to the police.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yes...

ESPN will fairly and accurately report this

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

From their comment section:

stay classy new york

Classic! $ucks to be a Met or a Mets fan. Johan rape…K-Fraud assault…Mets are in ruins.

Typical! Who does that to their father-in-law!? TRASH! TRASH! TRASH!

*cough*test him for steroids*cough*

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing wrong with the 3rd one.

If you’re pissed off and you beat up an elderly family member of yours, I think that qualifies you as “trash”.

http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog

by metsguy234 on Aug 12, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly

I agree. 4th one makes me angry though.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol, now he's elderly

K-Rod is only 28 or something, I expect the father-in-law is not ancient.

by SuperT on Aug 12, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right....

Accusing someone of rape is really just an awful thing before they have been convicted. That she went to civil court means that she is going for a lower standard of proof. Not to say that he might not have done it, but it’s suspect from a criminal standpoint if the prosecutor decided not to charge based on a reasonable doubt standard. This whole assault thing going on here by some folks is also bad.

I agree with the “Mets are in ruins” comment to a degree. The rest is basically defamatory at this point, and even if not defamatory, indicative of special needs in the civic responsibility department.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Correction...

Not “accusing someone of” but “assuming someone is guilty of”

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was going to say, if the DA

thought they could prove Rape she wouldn’t have gone to civil court

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage

by blueandorange4life on Aug 12, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

More:

This is a very strange and disturbing story.

You are idiots, Mets.

AMAZIN!!!!!!!!!!!

What a joke… He deserves to be suspended

New York Mess

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

KB looks like a sad puppy after this

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

probably, although BB sort of had a point

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed, KB should no better

Except he only does soft interviews so he wouldn’t, oh well

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage

by blueandorange4life on Aug 12, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

"K-Rod, talk about what effect the release of Alex Cora had on your anger last night"

“Do you think you need to establish your left jab a bit earlier during domestic violence incidents?”

“Do you sometimes forget that your right hook is your best punch?”

by James Kannengieser on Aug 12, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know, Gar

What’s interesting — and I’m not sure you’d expect this — but when you talk to a lot of guys around the clubhouse, you know, you start to get a sense that, you know, a sort of frustration sets in… Ronnie, did you ever get that sense when you were playing?

by Pack Bringley on Aug 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

based on the reports I'm assuming he murdered somebody using ninja throwing stars, hid the body in one of the hot tubs

as part of his scheme as a secret ninja alien race intent in taking over the world one baseball team at a time, starting with the easiest to infiltrate. Tell me what part of that is uninformed or judgemental?

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nothing...

You need to post this in the Post's comment section. You, sir, will be a star.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

sadly it's about on par with what you'd see in the Post comment section

except it makes slightly more sense, as I use punctuation.

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I know....

If ever I feel dumb or lacking in intellect…I go to the Post comment section and feel much better….It’s like intellectual therapy.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

rec’d.

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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

the worst part

he threw 3 ninja stars which totally missed, one just grazed the target, then the last one missed by a mile and his target walked away.

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

This is a comments section on a blog, not a newspaper or a court. Innocent until proven guilty reserve judgement etc. why? Photos multiple witnesses and all whether he is convicted or not we know about what happened just not details or severity. I guess by your standards you would have no problem with your sister or daughter enjoying an evening on the town with Ben Roethlisburger huh? Innocent until proven guilty, right? I am so sick of people throwing that up. If I know someone has done something they shouldnt have it will effect my judgement of them whether or not they are convicted of it. So enough Pollyanna

by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 14, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe his father in law was on the other side of the wall?

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, except less awesome and more tragilarious

Also does this count against his WHIP or for his batting average?

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bobby O

Is this a guy who like to beat up old people?

by TheKid08 on Aug 12, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

so we have a serial geriatric beater now

an interesting theory

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

she's so talented

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

....

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

she has a lot of real estate in the foreheadular region

and she constantly looks like she’s on the verge of vomiting.

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah i'm just saying it would be a great place for product placement ads

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

win^millionth

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

i never knew it worked on foreheads too

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wait...what?

She is dating that pitcher for the D’Backs?

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

Totally going to use that in the future.

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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

valid point

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

She should get an Oscar

She’e the most talented actress of her generation

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-Adam Savage

by blueandorange4life on Aug 12, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

so

does this mean we can say goodbye to his awful vest?

I like Ike, I hate Jerry

by astromets on Aug 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

i doubt it

i’m guessing this’ll be a lot of media noise, and he’ll miss fairly little time

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

How much time did Brett Myers miss in 2006??

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

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by Syler on Aug 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he missed anytime

In fact, I think he pitched the next day.

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

quick

lets slap him with sexual harassment and some other charges

I like Ike, I hate Jerry

by astromets on Aug 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did SNY stop looping? I can't tell.

http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog

by metsguy234 on Aug 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

was bobby O about to say "this is beyond baseball"

because Im not sure they want this associated with that commercial line

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

No, think they're still looping

http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog

by metsguy234 on Aug 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

This was way better than the game.

Thank you K-Rod (but you should be ashamed of yourself)

by lstorie1971 on Aug 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

LAWL

I bet money no.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I sure as hell hope so...

And that he marries KB’s daughter…..

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know what...

This is the real story. How KB caused one of the few stars we had to get so pissed of it caused a brouhaha of whatever sort. I thought it was just us who he annoyed. Maybe the rabbit hole gets curiouser and curiouser….

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

its ok BB, he drives us all insane

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

that does not make sense

you must acquit

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not now. Maybe 3 years from now. That's my stance.

http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog

by metsguy234 on Aug 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

muahahha

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

ITS OK!!!!

wel have Ollie close games out for us now

I LIKE IKE

by boomdazzle on Aug 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

so we replace one 12 mil closer with another?

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

he wanted to pitch

now there is almost no chance he gets to pitch in the next few days…

by metsbaseball93 on Aug 12, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Two things

One, if I see KRod in an orange suit on the side of the highway picking up trash, I’ll laugh.

Two, this is why I hate being a Mets/Knicks fans. These two organizations are so poorly run that we’re just the butt of jokes in every medium – local sports talk radio, national (ESPN, I’m looking at you) and even in the “court of public opinion”. Tomorrow it’ll be “The Yankees improved to 7,000 games over .500 and the Mets’ closer got arrested… just another day for those Mets, huh? Can’t do anything right.”

by Stargazey on Aug 12, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Somehow,

this will be Carlos Beltran’s fault.

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 12, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Things will never get better as long as the Wilpons own this team

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?

by Syler on Aug 12, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly.

I truly believe that is the root of the problem.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree 100%

The Mets should always be contenders for the playoffs with their resources. Instead, they screw up at almost every turn & make jokes of themselves while doing it. Sigh

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 12, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I need to wake up early to go to the deli and get the paper.

I should’ve saved the back pages from all these shitty Mets moments (I know I have the paper from the night Willie was fired somewhere)

http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog

by metsguy234 on Aug 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

im quite disappointed tomorrow is an afternoon game

since A) i haven’t watched a whole game in a long while and B) I’d love to hear GKRs comments on this

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

HEY GUYS. I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU.

Will the sun rise tomorrow?

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Black Hole Sun...

Won’t you come.
Wash away the raiiiin….

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

the sun'll come out

tomorrow

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks annie

"The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even know existed" -Casey Stengel

by cuseindahuse on Aug 12, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd, but this still made me angry

John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.

by squid92 on Aug 12, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

god i cant wait

please somebody get video or at least a transcript for me if it happens tomorrow during the day

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's going to blame it on Adam Rubin

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?

by Syler on Aug 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Of course

Rubin lobby for closing position in past so we had to start an investigation

by metsbaseball93 on Aug 12, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

we have a game in 11 hours?

shit

http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog

by metsguy234 on Aug 12, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

stupid afternoon game

really want to hear GKR

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I need to get up early just to see the pregame and everything

http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog

by metsguy234 on Aug 12, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'll expect a full report from you later about it then

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm on it.

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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 12, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Win!

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

A most excellent win!

2010: Year of the Grission...Or Not!

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by R_Adragna on Aug 12, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

please teach me

MS paint stuff with my mac iphoto or whatever. this season would be worth it if i could do that kind of thing.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Aug 12, 2010 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've been using Mac Preview for the last few

and it is really simple. If you are putting together multiple pictures, just open them all up and then use the smart lasso tool to select the head (or whatever you’re copying). Just resize and it’s done! Some of my earlier ones, I used the Mac Paintbrush application which is free online (it’s the Mac version of MSPaint…except a lot worse, sadly). I used that to create this abortion:

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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 12, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my that is awesome

Can I steal that to replace my avatar?

Jerry and Omar assclowns for life

by Ghost of seven in a row on Aug 12, 2010 3:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Go for it.

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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 12, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is quite awesome

well done sir

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage

by blueandorange4life on Aug 12, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

K rod theme song: Flashing Lights by Kanye West.

Cause you know, he’ll get an ambulance to come.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

wow is anyone watching mlb network?

They are going to talk about David Wrights frustrations but nothing on K-Rod lol

by metsbaseball93 on Aug 12, 2010 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Sadly rec'd

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?

by Syler on Aug 12, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

You have too much time on your hands.

But thats a serious win. Rec’d

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

That took 3 minutes...

I used to spoof songs in college all the time, back when we used listserves. But yes, guilty, and thanks.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

god i'm sorry i missed this game.

i knew shit would go down once beltran was back in the lineup

"I only wanted a few things out of life -- a wife, children, to play baseball and to hunt deer." - Turk Wendell

by Rey-O on Aug 12, 2010 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

So we're blaming Beltran for this now?

I would not be surprised, but I suspect other factors are in play.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

no chance

beltran has long been a thorn in the side of K-rods father in law. he shouldn’t have been rilling him up like that

"I only wanted a few things out of life -- a wife, children, to play baseball and to hunt deer." - Turk Wendell

by Rey-O on Aug 12, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope the argument started with

“They won’t let you pitch for THIS team? This team ran Luis Castillo out at 2B and Jeff Francouer in RF! JEFF FRANCOUER!”

by Stargazey on Aug 12, 2010 1:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Thats probably what BB-rod heard

what was actually said was “Hi”

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 8:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Alex Cora's Not Around Anymore

Someone had to put the fear of god into the team…

by dar9898 on Aug 12, 2010 1:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Boycott Mets

fellow Mets’ fans, it is time to boycott our team if they will not hold these players accountable for their behavior off the field. If they can make Piazza hold a press conference to say he is a heterosexual, Johan and K-Rod should be held to the same standard of accountability. Forget that management is a joke and the team is terrible yet again, but this is above and beyond what is acceptable. I call for a boycott.

by NostraChronus on Aug 12, 2010 1:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Agree, but not for this....

The Piazza thing was disgraceful. This is what it is, and that’s something that we don’t know much about right now.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't Johan already hold a conference to address it?

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?

by Syler on Aug 12, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Futher...

What do you say to a father in law with 2 black eyes…

Nothing, you already told him twice…

Sorry, a truly tasteless joke adaptation, and a very wrong concept….

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

It will never happen

but it’d be awesome if there was some clause in Frankies contract that stipulated if he were convicted of any type of violent act his contract could be voided. He has been incredibly good this year (which proves how much my eyes deceive me) but the contract is too much. Please Jeff, call Levy, Phillips, and Konnigsberg(sp?) and find a way out of this.

by MetsKnicksRutgers on Aug 12, 2010 1:48 AM EDT reply actions  

I was hoping for a fight

Sometimes a brawl get the energy flowing and make the Mets competitive again, but not like this.

"The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even know existed" -Casey Stengel

by cuseindahuse on Aug 12, 2010 1:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Eh

fights are fun for the fans, but I don’t see it being constructive nor destructive towards a team. THe only time a fight would have helped us that i remember was when Clemens threw the broken bat at Piazza. Piazza charges that mound and they both get ejected. I’d take Piazza out of the lineup to get Clemens out of there at the same time.

by MetsKnicksRutgers on Aug 12, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I certainly didn’t expect this when I got home.

"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"

by I'mGivingYouARaise on Aug 12, 2010 1:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Mets are always good for terrible surprises

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?

by Syler on Aug 12, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ice Cube disagrees...

He has to say, today was a good day….

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

WHERE’S THE FUCKING BACON, MA?!?

2010: Year of the Grission...Or Not!

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by R_Adragna on Aug 12, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

My the father-in-law is a die hard mets fan

And was kvetching and moaning for the umpteenth time and krod went rogue. Like George Costanza’s dad berating Steinbreener about the Yankees

"The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even know existed" -Casey Stengel

by cuseindahuse on Aug 12, 2010 1:57 AM EDT reply actions  

You picked a good wife then....

Man, to have in-laws who are Mets fans…

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha 'Maybe' not 'my'

Tired. Though it would be awesome to have a father-in-law like that.

"The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even know existed" -Casey Stengel

by cuseindahuse on Aug 12, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Drat...

I was hoping for all of us that this was true.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

This shit is classic

I wish I stayed after the acostalypse gave up the grand slam

by aparkermarshall on Aug 12, 2010 2:43 AM EDT reply actions  

TOUCH EM ALL FRANKIE, YOU DESERVE IT!!!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Aug 12, 2010 3:29 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

WTF Frankie?

"we believe in comebacks"
Jerry being Jerry

by Jadden Hopkins on Aug 12, 2010 7:38 AM EDT reply actions  

While I generally agree with MookietheCat about innocent till proven guilty

I would just like to point out that I’ve been calling KRod a douche all season long, to the point that people were asking on a thread why I thought he was a douche. So, screw KRod.

2009 Did Not Happen

by cjmulrain on Aug 12, 2010 9:33 AM EDT reply actions  

The wimpons

don’t approve of negative media coverage(santana’s rape allegations/krod assault charge) if this goes badly they will look for a way to unload them in the off season.

by bob c on Aug 12, 2010 9:45 AM EDT reply actions  

theres a bit market for steeply overpriced closers

with ridiculous vesting options and an alleged anger problem? Spectacular, we’re gonna clean up this offseason.

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah it's the same as the

market for old slap hitting 2nd basemen with no knees and 12 million dollar headcases with no control and an 86 MPH fastball.

Should be an outstanding offseason.

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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 12, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah there probably is a market for those things

We’ll be buyers so they can show the fanbase they’re willing to spend

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just want to thank everyone for this thread

Today was looking quite boring until I started reading it. The other people in the law library are looking at me funny cause I keep sniggering. AA Win on this one

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage

by blueandorange4life on Aug 12, 2010 10:11 AM EDT reply actions  

yea this one has been quite amusing

This may finally push the season from the catergory “bad” to the catergory “comically bad”.

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

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Unsurprisingly, the physical tape deteriorated over time, and the screen jumps and sound skips made for a less than optimal viewing experience. With sale of the video discontinued, my brother converted it to DVD and gave it to me for Christmas in 2010. See the picture above for the box and DVD. He even created a scene selection function which can be accessed from the main menu. "Get Metsmerized!" plays on loop on the menu screen. It is my favorite Christmas gift ever and is still nice to throw on for a viewing.

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I was flipping through some of my parents' photo albums this afternoon in search of one particular shot of the sign my older sister made for Mets Banner Day back in the late eighties. Though I didn't find that one — I'll post it when I eventually track it down, and I can assure you that it's Keith-themed — but I did stumble upon this wonderful photo of my younger sister's stuffed animal menagerie spread out in front of a glorious rainbow-festooned Mets pennant, also from the late eighties.

She works for the HRC now and was particularly delighted to be reminded of this photo.

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