Francisco Rodriguez Fights Father-In-Law, Gets Arrested
I don't even know what this means, but I guess it happened tonight.
K-Rod in altercation in family lounge, physically removed by security.
I have no idea who the altercation was with, what it was over, or what the repercussions will be, but I like to think it involved Rodriguez strangling Jerry Manuel Homer-Simpson-style for passing him over in lieu of Manny Acosta in the top of the eighth tonight.
More as it gets leaked to Twitter.
Update: Rodriguez apparently got into a fight with his father-in-law. Well, we've all been there, sister.
Update #2: Even though it may not reflect actual events, if someone wouldn't mind MSPainting Frankie choking Jerry onto a picture of Homer choking Bart, well that might just make my night.
Update #3: The Mets have issued a statement.
"There was an incident between Francisco Rodriguez and his family tonight at the ballpark. He was questioned by police and all other questions pertaining to this incident will be referred to the police department."
Best game ever!
Update #4: Frankie might've been arrested.
Update #5: Per Ken Davidoff, a police spokesman has said that Rodriguez "will be charged with third-degree assault for attacking his father-in-law."
Update #6: You're welcome.

Update #7: The Daily News has a photo of an unidentified man presumed to be the father-in-Rod being taken away from Citi Field on a stretcher. He's sitting up, though. Seems fine. Not really interesting or newsworthy. We should all be asleep, but instead, this.
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I think today went well.
Look forward to more tomorrow.
Pelfrey, Niese, Dickey, Santana sure sounds like a great playoff rotation, don't it? Let's Go Mets!
The New York Mets:
Lowering our standards since 1962
by EricAColucci on Aug 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
and think, they tried to set the initial bar so low
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
"How many times I have to say it??? My beard does NOT look like pubes!!!"

Consequences will never be the same.
Johan getting sued,
And Now K-Rod pucnh his father-in-law? ehat’s Next!?
"There's no way, with hindsight, I would've ever called up Larry, called up Magic and said, 'Hey, look, let's get together and play on one team,'"
Actually It was Franceour banging Jose's wife...
"There's no way, with hindsight, I would've ever called up Larry, called up Magic and said, 'Hey, look, let's get together and play on one team,'"
Oh for fuck's sakes
What else can go wrong this year??
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
Jose.
Im worried now.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
That guy does not smoke weed....
This I am certain about.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
He probably gets high off of chimichangas
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd keep my eye on Tobi Stoner
Just something about that guy.
May you be locked in a battle of wits against Jerry Manuel.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
What? Like he's chronic badness is dank...
And that he will sell more jerseys than any few-weeks callup ever?
by MookieTheCat on Aug 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
the mitchell report? or the MARLEY report??
hopefully moyer can step right in the pitching coach role….
by PHIGHTINPHILS on Aug 12, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions
If the cavalcade of hilarity that is the 2010 NY Mets is wrong . . .
. . . I don’t want to be right.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Sexual Chocolate Ladies and Gentlemen...
That’s boy’s good!
by MookieTheCat on Aug 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't blame him for getting upset
SNY said he asked reporters to leave him alone tonight so they did but then Burkhardt approached him and he lashed with a " why do i have to talk to you guys today, i didn’t even pitch ". He’s right coz you know they were just gonna ask him if he wanted to pitch with hope that he would say something crazy. There was no need to talk to him, Manuel sure, but not k-rod.
And that excuses him from beating the shit out of his own father??
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
He had to be physically escorted out of the stadium
That doesn’t sound too good
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
yea but eddie coleman is talking to sommers now he didnt say anything about punches being thrown. Getting removed, well a guys angry and he doesn’t want to leave so he had to be removed so he could calm down.
Correct...
This is the usual situation. Same with the comment below. If actual violence occurred, then the police would have been there then. The “referred to police” line is probably just a matter of saying “he’s outside, it’s not our problem anymore.”
by MookieTheCat on Aug 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Having worked in bars...
Getting “escorted out” probably just means tempers were high. I’m not going to pass judgment on the man, or anyone, without much more evidence than is currently available to us.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
The Post said he was arrested
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
Here
http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/mets/rod_arrested_at_clubhouse_charged_mlcCljSHgTceC0BDmuJSzJ
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
Ruh roh....
Then again, it’s the Post so ya know….
by MookieTheCat on Aug 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
This sucks.
We are witnessing one of the most effed up and bad Met teams in a while.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
For a while I've been saying these guys need to be feelign frustration...
I think it’s coming to fruition. You think K-Rod didn’t see what we did tonight? If the man is a competitor, then he was pissed. If the foregoing and the Post article are true, then it’s unfortunate how he reacted, but….
by MookieTheCat on Aug 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we blame this on Jerry? Please, can we?
by lstorie1971 on Aug 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Ummmmm...
Did you read my post? That was kind of the point. :P
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Hell yeah
He should’ve used K-Rod instead of Acostalypse in the 8th.
Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?
The man didn't sign on to be a misutilized sometimes-pitcher...
On an also-ran. I’m sure it hurts. I’m not sure it hurts to the level of punching a family member—in fact I’m certain it doesn’t—but it hurts.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I find all this high dudgeon about it a little odd
He was (we’re assuming) pissed about the game, then this guy who probably annoys the hell out of him anyway got in his face, and they had a little set-to. Where I come from, a guy occasionally throwing a punch because somebody pissed him off is just not that big a deal.
(Obviously this doesn’t apply if he’s throwing punches at a lady.)
Yes, see my post below...
I think you’re right.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
1992 and 1993 and 1994 and 1995 and 1996 and 1997
Would like to have a word with YOU
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure this is fairly normal for a Mets team,
though I’m definitely looing forward to Francouer punching out Manuel some time in late September.
This is right...
Families have arguments. If punches were thrown we likely would have heard about it by now. Probably just some shoving or something. And it was his father in law.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Overheard from the K-Rod fight:
I want grandchildren now. Not three years from now.
by Bieser's Balk on Aug 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions 13 recs
Well I guess there is nothing better.
I dont wanna watch Criss Angel being a phony bastard, and K Rod flipping his shit isnt too arousing either. Arousing is the wrong word, isn’t it?
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I need to do a Mets rejiggering of New York.
By the way, the Newark spoof on Youtube is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
It was an old interview
Judging by the subject matter, I’d say it was done around June or so.
Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?
I like Jay Z. Blueprint 3 was iffy though.
Youre nuts if you think Recovery sucked.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
It was by far his worst album
I only listened to it once so maybe if I play it again it’ll grow, but it sounded way too mainstream for my liking.
Only mainstream song was "Love The Way You Lie" and I hate that song.
I cant consider anything mainstream about that album. Except for maybe “Not Afraid” but thats a great song. I think it might be his best album. Just dont tell me you liked Encore or Relapse better. Encore was terrible, and Relapse was bad.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I think I said those things already when I typed
“It was by far his worst album.” I thought both Encore are Relapse were far better than Recovery. I enjoyed both of them quite a bit. “Not Afraid” is terrible, his worst first single yet. Seriously, his best album? Seriously? Literally every song on Slim Shady LP, Marshal Mathers LP, and Eminem Show is better than the best song on Recovery. Em is one of my favorite rappers, but you’re gonna start to lose your skills when you rapping with such “talents” as Drake and Lil’ Wayne on a regular basis.
Im not crazy about his collabs either but
Encore and Relapse were both terrible albums. He even said that the fans deserve better. He was on drugs. Now hes clean and make some friggin mean rhymes.
And about the collabs I think he does it just to show how much better he is than the other rapper. See No Love.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions
That song is one of those unlistenable ones Gina mentioned
But he was also on drugs when he did Slim Shady LP and probably Marshal Mathers LP. He’s better when he’s on drugs, just like the Beatles were.
just like everyone is
at least in the early/moderate stages of drug use
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
this
there’s no way it’s better than the marshall mathers LP. I’ve heard about 4-5 songs and found them all completely unlistenable. Where as everything on the Marshall Mathers LP was gold.
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
Oh yeah, MM LP was he is best
I think Recoveyr is one of his best.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
NY Post saying Frankie was arrested
Man.
http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog
He wasn't arrested
the Post sux monkey balls. Im sure this will get blown out of proportion.
by Rats on Aug 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He got into an altercation with his father-in law, who was sent to the hospital
Stop defending KRod. This isn’t something that’s just going to boil over.
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
Correct...
This is typical Mets saga the past few years. Rats is probably K-Rod himself.
Omar and Jerry, dumbest tandem in baseball.
If he was arrested...
He is dedicated if he got internetz in CB.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
If he gets charged with assault, he sure as hell ain't meeting the requirements for it
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
Then he'll really be stuck in the pen
by lstorie1971 on Aug 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Morality clauses are sometimes limited to felonies...
To prevent DUIs from allowing the contract to be voided, among other things. Remember that a brawl on the field can lead to dozens of assault charges, if the law is strictly applied. And it rarely is.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure his contract does...
Isn’t a morality clause standard in MLB contracts? I always thought it was (a la Vick).
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
It's MEET the mess.
- sigh *
If you’re going to make a joke, then spell the word correctly, okay?
Rubin saying K-Rod in custody but not charged.
http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog
Domestic violence-Rod
trade him for Zambrano now
So thats why you are up in arms...
Dude just slugged his father in-law, thats close to indefensible.
Omar and Jerry, dumbest tandem in baseball.
He allegedly BEAT UP his father (in law_
I doubt anyone here has ever done that
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
You're jumping the gun here.
You may be right, but accusing people of crimes with short evidence is not right…
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Slugging your mother in law is indefensible...
Your father in law, I gotta think the jury is still out. And let’s remember that the Daily News said he didn’t, while the Post said he did. The Post is the more sensational and often wrong of the two, so I’m reserving judgment. Remember the rumors of a trade of some minor leaguers a few days ago, when it turned out to be the dumping of Cora. The news gets things wrong, and the Post is owned by Rupert Murdoch.
All I’m saying is be cool with this. We frankly have no idea what happened, and “assault” as a charge can be a misdemeanor push, or spitting on someone, or kicking someone’s dog if it’s on a leash (really, this is a law school example). It does not mean a punch, in fact it usually means not a punch because a true punch would be a battery charge.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Ok...
An ambulance can take someone out for a multitude of reasons. If someone has hit their head it can be for observation of a concussion. All I’m saying is that we should reserve judgment until we know what actually happened, not what we imagine happened.
I blame Jerry in any event.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah see below.
One, it doesn’t mean anything what he’s charged with (the whole “til proven guilty” thing). Second, the police will arrest for misdemeanor assault for a lot of situations, to get someone booked while they investiage. Third, we know from expereince that athletes are under scrutiny and the cops will arrest just to make sure they are viewed as having done something. Was this arrest correct? Who knows? The point is to reserve judgment until the facts come out.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
It can also mean nothing at all actually happened,
though I probably take innocent until proven guilty further than most.
Not further than me...
I think innocent until proven guilty and the beyond a reasonable doubt standard are among the most admirable things developed in the American system, and without which we can have no pride in our system. The protection of the accused until proven guilty is as central to me to pride in being American as anything else….
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Facial Abrasions to K-Rods FFL awesome
taken out by ambulance
I'd pay him to punch KB.
Omar and Jerry, dumbest tandem in baseball.
by TKFJ on Aug 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
charged with 3rd degree assault reported
by police
Is that a misdemeanor in NY? I would imagine so.
by lstorie1971 on Aug 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes...
http://ypdcrime.com/penal.law/article120.htm#120.00
It is a misdemeanor. It also is one of the standard “charging” things used by police to book someone while they figured out what the hell happened.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
3rd degree assault
“Third degree assault is charged when a person assaults another and inflicts substantial bodily harm or assaults a minor. This offense carries with it a penalty of imprisonment for not more than five years and payment of a fine of not more than $10,000.”
http://www.nvo.com/beaulier/minnesotaassaultitsdefense/#Third%20Degree%20Assault
http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog
Minnesota law does not apply in NY, btw.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
What you have here is the equivalent of 1st Degree Felony Assault in NY
This is not what he is charged with. This is the danger of Google.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
NY Penal code
A person is guilty of assault in the third degree when:
1. With intent to cause physical injury to another person, he causes
such injury to such person or to a third person; or
2. He recklessly causes physical injury to another person; or
3. With criminal negligence, he causes physical injury to another
person by means of a deadly weapon or a dangerous instrument.
Assault in the third degree is a class A misdemeanor.
by lstorie1971 on Aug 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Point 2 is the real question...
Was it reckless (i.e. he pushed him and the guy fell down) or intentional (he punched him in the face and he got punched in the face)? Or was it an unfortuante situation where someone got hurt and the police made the arrest to let everyone cool down?
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Is there anything like a 24 hour hold for DV cases in NY?
by lstorie1971 on Aug 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I doubt DV applies...
I doubt they shared a household and I’m certain they were not in an intimate relationship (or else this is only the tip of the iceberg…ewwwww). There are other rules for this and I don’t know the NY rules for DV holds, but I doubt this would apply in any event. For example, a fight between brothers will usually not lead to a DV hold, and in my mind neither willl a father in law.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't know the contract...
But if there is a morality clause there is a chance of yes. I wouldn’t bank on it though.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
K-Rod's phone call was apparently to his agent.
http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog
Spectacular
Get some hack lawyer up there to figure out how we can void the contract.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
Statement from Omar:
Well, you see, in the past, Frankie has, uh, lobby to beat someone up.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
haha, I don't say it enough, but I love this team
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
Isn't it sweet to follow a team that inspires its fans to sift through the NY penal code after a game?
by EricAColucci on Aug 12, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
As a lawyer admitted in NY...
There is no bad reason to go through the NY penal code late at night…
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
unless it's through firsthand experience with the recieving end of it.
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nothing is more fun than penal code...
especially after a Dickey start.
John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.
by squid92 on Aug 12, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Oh brother.
Wait till Omar’s oral exam on the penal code after this incident.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well played sir
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 12, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions
they help us to aspire to greater knowledge
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
And RA Dickey didn't even pitch tonight
He knows a thing or two about penal codes.
The one and only mistermet on teh Interwebz!
by Steve Schreiber on Aug 12, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
at least his option wouldn't vest
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
closers are only good if you use them
or have the opportunity to do so. We rarely have either occasion. Plus he costs a goddamn fortune
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's the bigger issue.
No closer not named Rivera is worth the money he gets.
by yellomellojello on Aug 12, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
wow
so what does he do when he gives up a walk off grand slam?
by metsbaseball93 on Aug 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions
Does this mean he's gonna be gone for a while?
http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog
doubt it, but who knows
depends on how serious it actually was. But with 3rd degree, he’ll more likely get fined and community service at worst
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
no doubt
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
This
Even if he actually did do anything, he’s a celebrity. Much as I hate it, the rules are a bit different for them. They shouldn’t be but they are
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 12, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions
lol thats what i was wondering
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I had Hank White in the "First to Beat Up a Random Relative at Citi Field" Pool
Frankie would have second though
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
Guess that headline. Here's mine:
K-O’d!
pic of ambulance (victim shot if they can get it), screaming Frankie inset.
you write for the post don't you
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
holy shit thats full of win
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
or "The Brady Punch."
cause its a family matter.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Brilliant, someone should MS Paint it
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 12, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions
SNY is showing their coverage on a loop, but not taking off the "live" tag for some reason
http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog
fine, but Breuney still has to best Krod in a fight
i say
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 12, 2010 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions
They will be kind and understated about this
by lstorie1971 on Aug 12, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
From AP
Associated Press
NEW YORK — New York Mets reliever Francisco Rodriguez is in custody after what police called a “physical assault” on his father-in-law at Citi Field.
Police say Rodriguez will be charged with third-degree assault. Police say the pitcher hasn’t been arrested.
Police say the incident occurred after the Mets’ 6-2 loss to the Colorado Rockies on Wednesday night. Police say Rodriguez’s father-in-law is in the hospital with a scrape on his face and a bump on his head.
The Mets confirmed there was an incident between Rodriguez and his family, and referred all questions to the police.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
"Scrape on his face and bump on his head"
Usually requires hospitalization….
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
No.
Often they mean the same thing, but you can be in custody for questioning etc.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Ah, someone has been through Con Law...
Custodial interrogation woot woot.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope his Con Law professor
was better than mine
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 12, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh yes...
ESPN will fairly and accurately report this
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Steve Phillips is going to be busy tomorrow.
by lstorie1971 on Aug 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
What?
Is a new class of interns starting?
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
From their comment section:
stay classy new york
Classic! $ucks to be a Met or a Mets fan. Johan rape…K-Fraud assault…Mets are in ruins.
Typical! Who does that to their father-in-law!? TRASH! TRASH! TRASH!
*cough*test him for steroids*cough*
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Nothing wrong with the 3rd one.
If you’re pissed off and you beat up an elderly family member of yours, I think that qualifies you as “trash”.
http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog
Sadly
I agree. 4th one makes me angry though.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
lol, now he's elderly
K-Rod is only 28 or something, I expect the father-in-law is not ancient.
Right....
Accusing someone of rape is really just an awful thing before they have been convicted. That she went to civil court means that she is going for a lower standard of proof. Not to say that he might not have done it, but it’s suspect from a criminal standpoint if the prosecutor decided not to charge based on a reasonable doubt standard. This whole assault thing going on here by some folks is also bad.
I agree with the “Mets are in ruins” comment to a degree. The rest is basically defamatory at this point, and even if not defamatory, indicative of special needs in the civic responsibility department.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Correction...
Not “accusing someone of” but “assuming someone is guilty of”
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Was going to say, if the DA
thought they could prove Rape she wouldn’t have gone to civil court
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 12, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
More:
This is a very strange and disturbing story.
You are idiots, Mets.
AMAZIN!!!!!!!!!!!
What a joke… He deserves to be suspended
New York Mess
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Has ESPN or MLBN even mentioned this yet?
http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog
KB looks like a sad puppy after this
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions
something tells me KB was shaken up at K Rod's "What do you want to talk to me for??"
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
probably, although BB sort of had a point
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed, KB should no better
Except he only does soft interviews so he wouldn’t, oh well
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 12, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
"K-Rod, talk about what effect the release of Alex Cora had on your anger last night"
“Do you think you need to establish your left jab a bit earlier during domestic violence incidents?”
“Do you sometimes forget that your right hook is your best punch?”
by James Kannengieser on Aug 12, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
You know, Gar
What’s interesting — and I’m not sure you’d expect this — but when you talk to a lot of guys around the clubhouse, you know, you start to get a sense that, you know, a sort of frustration sets in… Ronnie, did you ever get that sense when you were playing?
by Pack Bringley on Aug 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
My Point Is...That People Here Are Drawing Some Damaging and Uninformed Conclusions...
Someone charged with a crime is given the benefit of the doubt until proven otherwise beyond a reasonable doubt. It is easy and morally satisfying to proclaim guilt based on a charge, even when media sources are not uniform as to whether someone has been charged. But it is also wrong. Media outlets hype charges unfairly often, even when the person is later found to not have been culpable. Reserve your judgment,. for fucks sake. Frustration at the Mets and K-Rod’s performance is no excuse for prematurely drawing any conclusions about what may have happened.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
based on the reports I'm assuming he murdered somebody using ninja throwing stars, hid the body in one of the hot tubs
as part of his scheme as a secret ninja alien race intent in taking over the world one baseball team at a time, starting with the easiest to infiltrate. Tell me what part of that is uninformed or judgemental?
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nothing...
You need to post this in the Post's comment section. You, sir, will be a star.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
sadly it's about on par with what you'd see in the Post comment section
except it makes slightly more sense, as I use punctuation.
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh I know....
If ever I feel dumb or lacking in intellect…I go to the Post comment section and feel much better….It’s like intellectual therapy.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
haha
rec’d.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
the worst part
he threw 3 ninja stars which totally missed, one just grazed the target, then the last one missed by a mile and his target walked away.
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Frenchy still took a hack
at that last one though
by deadspy3 on Aug 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Really?
This is a comments section on a blog, not a newspaper or a court. Innocent until proven guilty reserve judgement etc. why? Photos multiple witnesses and all whether he is convicted or not we know about what happened just not details or severity. I guess by your standards you would have no problem with your sister or daughter enjoying an evening on the town with Ben Roethlisburger huh? Innocent until proven guilty, right? I am so sick of people throwing that up. If I know someone has done something they shouldnt have it will effect my judgement of them whether or not they are convicted of it. So enough Pollyanna
by otisnixon'sparty on Aug 14, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Or should I say, the south.
Sounds about right.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 14, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe his father in law was on the other side of the wall?
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, except less awesome and more tragilarious
Also does this count against his WHIP or for his batting average?
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I lol'd

Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've been saying the same thing for years.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 12, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Bad Puerto Rico...
Has come to define our season. Damn Hiram Bithorn Stadium….
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Bobby O
Is this a guy who like to beat up old people?
so we have a serial geriatric beater now
an interesting theory
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
And this also calls for the Kristen Stewart Emotion Chart:

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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
she's so talented
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
....

Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
she has a lot of real estate in the foreheadular region
and she constantly looks like she’s on the verge of vomiting.
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
nah i'm just saying it would be a great place for product placement ads
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
.

John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.
by squid92 on Aug 12, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
win^millionth
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
i never knew it worked on foreheads too
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait...what?
She is dating that pitcher for the D’Backs?
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
This is so much win in one place it should be illegal
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 12, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice
Totally going to use that in the future.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Well I would too if I constantly had to look at Pattinson's face every day.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
valid point
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
She should get an Oscar
She’e the most talented actress of her generation
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 12, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions
so
does this mean we can say goodbye to his awful vest?
I like Ike, I hate Jerry
i doubt it
i’m guessing this’ll be a lot of media noise, and he’ll miss fairly little time
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
How much time did Brett Myers miss in 2006??
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
I don't think he missed anytime
In fact, I think he pitched the next day.
Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?
Did SNY stop looping? I can't tell.
http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog
was bobby O about to say "this is beyond baseball"
because Im not sure they want this associated with that commercial line
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions
Breaking News: K Rod'd meds may have caused outburst. This is the medication:

Consequences will never be the same.
LAWL
I bet money no.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I sure as hell hope so...
And that he marries KB’s daughter…..
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
You know what...
This is the real story. How KB caused one of the few stars we had to get so pissed of it caused a brouhaha of whatever sort. I thought it was just us who he annoyed. Maybe the rabbit hole gets curiouser and curiouser….
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
its ok BB, he drives us all insane
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I will now coin the term...The Burkhardt Defense...
Similar to temporary insanity, but focused…
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
that does not make sense
you must acquit
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Not now. Maybe 3 years from now. That's my stance.
http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog
by metsguy234 on Aug 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
muahahha
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 12, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
so we replace one 12 mil closer with another?
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
he wanted to pitch
now there is almost no chance he gets to pitch in the next few days…
by metsbaseball93 on Aug 12, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
Two things
One, if I see KRod in an orange suit on the side of the highway picking up trash, I’ll laugh.
Two, this is why I hate being a Mets/Knicks fans. These two organizations are so poorly run that we’re just the butt of jokes in every medium – local sports talk radio, national (ESPN, I’m looking at you) and even in the “court of public opinion”. Tomorrow it’ll be “The Yankees improved to 7,000 games over .500 and the Mets’ closer got arrested… just another day for those Mets, huh? Can’t do anything right.”
Things will never get better as long as the Wilpons own this team
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
Jeffy, you're doing a heckuva job!
by James Kannengieser on Aug 12, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
everyone knows that
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 12, 2010 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Honestly.
I truly believe that is the root of the problem.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I agree 100%
The Mets should always be contenders for the playoffs with their resources. Instead, they screw up at almost every turn & make jokes of themselves while doing it. Sigh
Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?
I need to wake up early to go to the deli and get the paper.
I should’ve saved the back pages from all these shitty Mets moments (I know I have the paper from the night Willie was fired somewhere)
http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog
im quite disappointed tomorrow is an afternoon game
since A) i haven’t watched a whole game in a long while and B) I’d love to hear GKRs comments on this
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions
HEY GUYS. I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU.
Will the sun rise tomorrow?
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Black Hole Sun...
Won’t you come.
Wash away the raiiiin….
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the sun'll come out
tomorrow
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm sure he's caught plenty of things in those teeth of his
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
thanks annie
"The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even know existed" -Casey Stengel
by cuseindahuse on Aug 12, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions
god i cant wait
please somebody get video or at least a transcript for me if it happens tomorrow during the day
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
He's going to blame it on Adam Rubin
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
Of course
Rubin lobby for closing position in past so we had to start an investigation
by metsbaseball93 on Aug 12, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
stupid afternoon game
really want to hear GKR
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I need to get up early just to see the pregame and everything
http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog
i'll expect a full report from you later about it then
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm on it.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 12, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Thank you for the idea! the best part about this one is that I figured out how to use the smart lasso tool in Mac Preview...look out world!!!

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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 12, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Win!
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions
A most excellent win!
2010: Year of the Grission...Or Not!
In My World, There Is No Such Thing As Off-Topic!
please teach me
MS paint stuff with my mac iphoto or whatever. this season would be worth it if i could do that kind of thing.
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 12, 2010 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I've been using Mac Preview for the last few
and it is really simple. If you are putting together multiple pictures, just open them all up and then use the smart lasso tool to select the head (or whatever you’re copying). Just resize and it’s done! Some of my earlier ones, I used the Mac Paintbrush application which is free online (it’s the Mac version of MSPaint…except a lot worse, sadly). I used that to create this abortion:

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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 12, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh my that is awesome
Can I steal that to replace my avatar?
Jerry and Omar assclowns for life
by Ghost of seven in a row on Aug 12, 2010 3:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Go for it.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 12, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
That is quite awesome
well done sir
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 12, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I assume the Wally Backman supporters will lobby K-Rod for pitching coach now
by Bieser's Balk on Aug 12, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
A ship without a rudder's like a ship without a rudder

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by All Shook Down on Aug 12, 2010 12:59 AM EDT reply actions
K rod theme song: Flashing Lights by Kanye West.
Cause you know, he’ll get an ambulance to come.
Consequences will never be the same.
wow is anyone watching mlb network?
They are going to talk about David Wrights frustrations but nothing on K-Rod lol
It has to be...
Fransisco was Kung Fu fighting, that cat was fast as lightning
Post-game was a little bit fright’ning, hit wife’s dad with expert timing
Pissed off by Funky KB from who should be in Royaltown
He was asking pushing questions, he was getting him down
It’s a relieving pitcher’s art, and not for those who get the start
From a question to a fat lip, trade value taking a dip
Fransisco was Kung Fu fighting, that cat was fast as lightning
Post-game was a little bit fright’ning, hit wife’s dad with expert timing
There was funky Daddy Rod and annoying sideline mon.
He said, here comes father in law, let’s get it on
He had enough and took a stand, started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion betrayed a slip, now we’re into a 9th inning trip
Fransisco was Kung Fu fighting, that cat was fast as lightning
Post-game was a little bit fright’ning, hit wife’s dad with expert timing
Oh-oh-oh-oh…
Fransisco was Kung Fu fighting, that cat throws fast as lightning
Post-game was a little bit fright’ning, hit wife’s dad with expert timing
Oh-oh-oh-oh…
Kung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning…
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:02 AM EDT reply actions 9 recs
Sadly rec'd
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
You have too much time on your hands.
But thats a serious win. Rec’d
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
That took 3 minutes...
I used to spoof songs in college all the time, back when we used listserves. But yes, guilty, and thanks.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Im sure the alcohol helped you.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, taht good sir is what I call a win.
I shall give you some of my internetz.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions
god i'm sorry i missed this game.
i knew shit would go down once beltran was back in the lineup
"I only wanted a few things out of life -- a wife, children, to play baseball and to hunt deer." - Turk Wendell
So we're blaming Beltran for this now?
I would not be surprised, but I suspect other factors are in play.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I want to get a T-shirt that just says "Francisco Rodriguez: Silver Slugger"
http://www.doublebobbyjones.com/ -Double Bobby Jones: a Mets blog
by metsguy234 on Aug 12, 2010 1:16 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I hope the argument started with
“They won’t let you pitch for THIS team? This team ran Luis Castillo out at 2B and Jeff Francouer in RF! JEFF FRANCOUER!”
I suspect it did...
Even if subconsciously…
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Thats probably what BB-rod heard
what was actually said was “Hi”
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 8:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Boycott Mets
fellow Mets’ fans, it is time to boycott our team if they will not hold these players accountable for their behavior off the field. If they can make Piazza hold a press conference to say he is a heterosexual, Johan and K-Rod should be held to the same standard of accountability. Forget that management is a joke and the team is terrible yet again, but this is above and beyond what is acceptable. I call for a boycott.
Agree, but not for this....
The Piazza thing was disgraceful. This is what it is, and that’s something that we don’t know much about right now.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Didn't Johan already hold a conference to address it?
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
In the words of George Carlin....
He was asking for it…
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Futher...
What do you say to a father in law with 2 black eyes…
Nothing, you already told him twice…
Sorry, a truly tasteless joke adaptation, and a very wrong concept….
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions
It will never happen
but it’d be awesome if there was some clause in Frankies contract that stipulated if he were convicted of any type of violent act his contract could be voided. He has been incredibly good this year (which proves how much my eyes deceive me) but the contract is too much. Please Jeff, call Levy, Phillips, and Konnigsberg(sp?) and find a way out of this.
by MetsKnicksRutgers on Aug 12, 2010 1:48 AM EDT reply actions
I was hoping for a fight
Sometimes a brawl get the energy flowing and make the Mets competitive again, but not like this.
"The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even know existed" -Casey Stengel
Eh
fights are fun for the fans, but I don’t see it being constructive nor destructive towards a team. THe only time a fight would have helped us that i remember was when Clemens threw the broken bat at Piazza. Piazza charges that mound and they both get ejected. I’d take Piazza out of the lineup to get Clemens out of there at the same time.
by MetsKnicksRutgers on Aug 12, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Well
I certainly didn’t expect this when I got home.
"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"
by I'mGivingYouARaise on Aug 12, 2010 1:54 AM EDT reply actions
Mets are always good for terrible surprises
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
Or at least the most unexpected ones.
"WHO WOULD LEAD?! THE CLOWN?!"
by I'mGivingYouARaise on Aug 12, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions
And this is what I like to call a "very bad day."
2010: Year of the Grission...Or Not!
In My World, There Is No Such Thing As Off-Topic!
Ice Cube disagrees...
He has to say, today was a good day….
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Were on a roll with this stuff.
Love that song.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 12, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Mom cooked breakfast with no pork?
Damn, disagree.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I know, right?
WHERE’S THE FUCKING BACON, MA?!?
2010: Year of the Grission...Or Not!
In My World, There Is No Such Thing As Off-Topic!
My the father-in-law is a die hard mets fan
And was kvetching and moaning for the umpteenth time and krod went rogue. Like George Costanza’s dad berating Steinbreener about the Yankees
"The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even know existed" -Casey Stengel
You picked a good wife then....
Man, to have in-laws who are Mets fans…
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions
haha 'Maybe' not 'my'
Tired. Though it would be awesome to have a father-in-law like that.
"The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even know existed" -Casey Stengel
by cuseindahuse on Aug 12, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Drat...
I was hoping for all of us that this was true.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions
This shit is classic
I wish I stayed after the acostalypse gave up the grand slam
by aparkermarshall on Aug 12, 2010 2:43 AM EDT reply actions
TOUCH EM ALL FRANKIE, YOU DESERVE IT!!!
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 12, 2010 3:29 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
also third degree assault doesn't sound like something to serious
is it bad that I kind of wish he’d shoot himself in the leg so we could get out of the contract?
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
ah Plax, what a moron
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions
You rarely do time for it unless you have a long track record.
it’s a 3 months probation deal normally.
While I generally agree with MookietheCat about innocent till proven guilty
I would just like to point out that I’ve been calling KRod a douche all season long, to the point that people were asking on a thread why I thought he was a douche. So, screw KRod.
2009 Did Not Happen
The law does not make being a douche illegal...
So I will defer to your judgement… :)
by MookieTheCat on Aug 12, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
The wimpons
don’t approve of negative media coverage(santana’s rape allegations/krod assault charge) if this goes badly they will look for a way to unload them in the off season.
theres a bit market for steeply overpriced closers
with ridiculous vesting options and an alleged anger problem? Spectacular, we’re gonna clean up this offseason.
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah it's the same as the
market for old slap hitting 2nd basemen with no knees and 12 million dollar headcases with no control and an 86 MPH fastball.
Should be an outstanding offseason.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 12, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah there probably is a market for those things
We’ll be buyers so they can show the fanbase they’re willing to spend
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Just want to thank everyone for this thread
Today was looking quite boring until I started reading it. The other people in the law library are looking at me funny cause I keep sniggering. AA Win on this one
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 12, 2010 10:11 AM EDT reply actions
yea this one has been quite amusing
This may finally push the season from the catergory “bad” to the catergory “comically bad”.
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 12, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
So who wants to bet we go into the 9th inning today with a slim lead after a pitching gem by santana
and lose because instead of a closer we bring in one of our set-up men
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