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"'I get so anxious,' Francoeur said. 'I don’t know. Part of me thinks I need to go on medicine. I do.'"

Funny, I feel the same way when I watch Francoeur bat.

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honestly jeff? stop giving quotes.

John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.

by squid92 on Aug 2, 2010 11:51 AM EDT reply actions  

he needs to talk to ron artest's therapist.

I want Jerry Manuel fired now, not three years from now. That is my stance.- John Peterson

by Gina on Aug 2, 2010 11:52 AM EDT reply actions  

when I first read that

I read it as “he needs to talk to ron artest, the rapist” and I thought you were being really unfair to Artest – all he did was beat the crap out of a random fan.

2009 Did Not Happen

by cjmulrain on Aug 2, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Instead of a therapist...

He needs to speak with Antoine Dodson.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

If medicine = Winstrol

he may be on to something.

by Eric Simon on Aug 2, 2010 11:52 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Trying to pull the ol' "I'm sick" sympathy card, eh?

That’s poor, Jeff. That’s poor.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Aug 2, 2010 11:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Maybe he should see a dentist.

One day, this team is going to kill me.

by fxcarden on Aug 2, 2010 12:17 PM EDT reply actions  

i used to get anxious when he batted too

now i am just resigned to the fact he is going to make an out, quickly

I like Ike, I hate Jerry

by astromets on Aug 2, 2010 1:06 PM EDT reply actions  

He feels anxiety

because an oracle once told him if he averages more than 3 pitches per PA for an entire week, he will burst into flames.

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 2, 2010 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

This is coming from his agent and it's brilliant

“‘I get so anxious,’ Francoeur said. ‘I don’t know. Part of me thinks I need to go on medicine. I do.’”

If people percieve that there is something wrong with him, they are more likely to give him an opportunity next season.

With all of the anxiety issues that have come out in baseball over the past few years, it’s quite poor if he is using this as an untruthful excuse.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.

by AnthonyR on Aug 2, 2010 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

ill give him an opportunity

ill give him to the count of 3 to get the fuck off this team before i start shooting!

I like Ike, I hate Jerry

by astromets on Aug 2, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

But, but, but

He’s such a great guy! Burkhardt says so!

Save Jenrry Mejia!

by Ogre39666 on Aug 2, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well Jeff, how do you think we feel

when you come up with RISP?

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Aug 2, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

like this

I like Ike, I hate Jerry

by astromets on Aug 2, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Disappointment Mode...We are in the midst.

Here is what’s gonna happen with Frenchy. After being excruciatingly bad until the end of this season and making us suffer, he will be dumped in the post-season and picked up by someone else. He will also see a sports psychologist during the off-season and figure out his issues, and proceed to learn to wait for his pitch and hit .330 with a OPS of .920 next season. He will win all sorts of awards because of his niceness and performance, and Sportscenter will do a special on him discussing the importance of mental health help when needed. It will be schmaltzy.

25 years of Mets fandom tells me so.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 2, 2010 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i wouldnt even care

nor can i believe that is possible with this guy. i am all for ollie and frenchy finding themselves for another team, just get them off my team now

I like Ike, I hate Jerry

by astromets on Aug 2, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

You, young Padawan...

Have learned what it means to be a Mets fan…

by MookieTheCat on Aug 3, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

He should feel anxious

His career is in a lot of trouble. Besides the Mets, the only other team stupid enough to want him may be the Royals. I think he will be out of the majors by 2012.

Anyway, I vote we drug him. At least that will be entertaining.

by George_Sloan on Aug 3, 2010 8:14 AM EDT reply actions  

But--strangely enough--Francouer really is a major league ballplayer.

A RFer and PHer against lefties only, but there are a dozen teams who should offer him a million to a million five to fill their fourth or fifth OFer slot next year.

He’s like the girl you would have had a good time with if you had intelligently settled for casually dating her. But noooooooo! You decided it was time and that she was marriage material. And now look what you’ve gone and done. She’s cost you what was potentially one of the best years of your life, you missed out on that real woman who will never look your way again, and the separation is getting very, very ugly.

And now you’re broke, too. And all your friends warned you about her, you asshole.

by Jack Str on Aug 4, 2010 3:42 AM EDT reply actions  

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