Open Thread: Mets vs Pirates, 8/22/2010
New York Mets at Pittsburgh Pirates, Aug 22, 2010 1:35 PM EDT
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I dunno we're facing a crappy lefty
those usually spell trouble.
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
So true.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't you read?
HoJo talked to the team! We should worry not now.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Hojo talked to the team eh?
so do we get no hit by Duke today?
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Duke eh?
I’ll bet you our usual sum ($1) that we lose.
To follow with Trading Places.
Johan Santana = Dan Akroyd.
Zach Duke = Eddie Murphy.
I bet that today each can be transformed into the other.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I get Zach Duke and Eddie Murphy confused all the time
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
How many runs will Santana give up in the first inning today?
I’m putting my money on ZERO. A long shot, but I’m feeling optimistic today.
Duke looks demonic in that picture
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
What kinds of trades can and can't be made post-deadline?
I’m still confused about other things like the diff between DFA and placing on waivers, but I can save those for another day…
any player can be traded after the deadline
but they need to clear waivers first
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
ok, so clearing waivers means basically that nobody wants him?
if that’s the case, why wouldn’t the dodgers make a waivers claim instead (on barajas)?
they did make a claim
and we just gave him to them
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
yeah in this case they're just taking on Barajas contract straight up
but if they didn’t want to take on money and wanted to give up players instead, they could have traded for him.
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
so only one more question
why won’t anyone claim Ollie? He’s the next Sandy Koufax!
they know we'd pull him back of of waivers
no way we’d let a living legend like him go.
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
It looks really foggy there.
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
It is storming like crazy outside here....
And it’s freezing cold in the Keys. Love downrafts. They cool my whole lil island down.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
that leaves what? 5 in front of us?
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish the Pirates were in the NL East
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
can we play the Pirates every day?
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 1:36 PM EDT reply actions
yay
sac fly
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL at Doumit throwing out 5 of 77 baserunners this season
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
amazing
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously?
How about an Orange Monster at Citi Field for Bay?
by Mets-Suns-Texans on Aug 22, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
thats what they just said when they showed the Pirates defense
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
That's good right?
We’re short a catcher. We should sign this guy.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
GTFO
srsly?
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
should have traded Barajas to them instead
and get Andrew McCutchen
by secret defense on Aug 22, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Thole threw out 50% of baserunners and people were stills saying he was bad at defense.
Not to mention when he made perfect throws but Tejada/Castillo bobbled the ball.
JR has looked really frigging good lately
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
i know
8 game hitting streak.
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
What happened with jesus wass there a trade or is he on the roster
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
Wright and Reyes on a tear the rest of the season would be incredible
by James Kannengieser on Aug 22, 2010 1:41 PM EDT reply actions
I dunno...
Might be hard to get Backman to come on in unless he has the Core.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Teufel managed Brooklyn to a division title in 2003
Why weren’t people going nuts for him back then? Not enough psychotic behavior?
I’m mostly playing.
by James Kannengieser on Aug 22, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahahahahaha.....
Game 1, 86 WS (or was it Game 2?). Have not forgiven. Buckner was not the only guy to get a ball thru the wickets in that series.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone should thank me
I benched him this week in fantasy and look at what he’s done since…
Cannot get new Cee Lo song out of my head...
Cannot. Have been singing it all morning.
Yep.....
Actually listening to it right now….
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
The customary song for when a player signs with the Pirates
You might want to turn down your volume. You are a Pirate.
Consequences will never be the same.
so fitting
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
3-0 on Francoeur? Are these the bizzaro Mets?
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
Am I the only one who hopes we go 1-5 on this homestand?
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
you mean 5-1
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I just don't want management deluding themselves into thinking we're back in it
prompting an extension for Jerry, and an FMart for Figgins trade
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
well the thing is, if we go 5-1
that might not be delusion, depending on the performance of those above us in the WC
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
We can get hot and get back in to it
but I think many people don’t even want that for the long-term damage that it would probably do to the organization.
It’s freaking sad that we have to think that way, but it’s true.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
I can see
Scott Downs as closer in our future….
I remember wanting that years ago, for real
Downs is even a former Expo
by James Kannengieser on Aug 22, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't want to say it but
we could be in 4th place, 6.5 back in the WC today. That’s really not unmountable.
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
shut up
please
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
really though, when you start to think about it
it’s not horribly far-fetched
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
i know
but around here we always get jynxed.
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
It is when you consider that we aren't very good
I mean this is our first road series victory against an NL team ALL SEASON.
Not to mention, we go on a 10 game road trip right after this next homestand.
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
6 unintentional walks this week for Francouer
incredible
How about an Orange Monster at Citi Field for Bay?
by Mets-Suns-Texans on Aug 22, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions
can't be all their staff, though
Frenchy usually swings at ANY PITCH whether it’s against a good pitcher or a horrid pitcher.
This is progress, Mich.
amazing what losing playing time to a better hitter will do to convince him
to take a few pitches.
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Jason Phillips is now the Mariners bullpen catcher

"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
He picked up some chick in the stands from the bullpen and married her
J-Phill is a pimp
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
Gotta turn in your pimp card one day
Otherwise, who will cook and cleanup after you?
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
How do the Pirates get people to attend games?
Besides the fact that PNC is beautiful.
Consequences will never be the same.
he slaps their hands on the way out to his position
after hitting a bomb
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
tickets are pretty cheap
and the stadium is nice
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
they still have fans surprisingly
and passionate fans at that
we went a couple of years ago (August 2008) when the Mets were very good and the Pirates obviously weren’t. These Pirates fans we were sitting next to ripped us the whole game, for some reason.
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
Quiz Time
Reyes is now on a 22 game road hitting streak, now tied for the franchise record. Who is he tied with?
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
Keith
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
me too
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
yup its keith
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
win
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
the stache
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
nice to watch jose run wylde
as i drink my first coffee. wait, am i awake?
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
We've been through this
This is an inception, Amazin’ Avenue is here to plant an idea in your subconscious. I’ve said too much.
by James Kannengieser on Aug 22, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
we need to plant the idea in Jeff Wilpon's mind to sell his father's business after he inherits it some day
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
BLASTINGS IS PLAYING TODAY YESSSSSS
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
what he say
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
he mentioned a you know what today
what a n00b
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
a ______ - hitter
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
He who must not be named
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
*epic facepalm*
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
his pending legal troubles?
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
okay
thats hilarious
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I think I know
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
KK
I like this Santana
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
OH NO HE DIDNT
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
KKK
Moar Kz
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
What's up, guys ?.
Missed the last 2 games. I should be absent more often ?.
Hey !. Don't talk to my mami like that.
yes, but gary just jynxed us
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
wow Sweet Lou has had it
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
I hope he gets tossed today
The only way to go.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
yeah why wait until tomorrow!
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
he's retiring after today's game
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
his mom is really sick
and he announced today is his last game
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
or just barely foul
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
he's having awful luck
he’s not nearly as bad of a hitter as he has been
by Mike Clemente on Aug 22, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah agreed...but he's also not the worst hitter ever
by Mike Clemente on Aug 22, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
still love that
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm rewriting it as the Citi Field Song....
About ticket prices….We’ll see how that turns out.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
he was SAFE
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
sac fly beltran, reyes scored
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
single, reached to second on error, stole third
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
what? i thought it plainly showed dreadlocks safe
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
just like in all Razors self-shot personal porn collection
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I SAFE! SCREWFACE ALWAYS SAFE!
<img src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/sportscurses/australia4.jpg"/>
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, absurdly obscure reference
That I got.
by James Kannengieser on Aug 22, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
"Welcome to I Island"
Is one of my favorite quotes of all time.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah he;s a smart guy
i’m reading some of his comments about the move, and he’s classy as hell
by Mike Clemente on Aug 22, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
KKKK
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
Not a strikeout, preposterous
traid
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
trade him and RAY ASS for another catcher
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
MOAR CATCHERZ
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
parnell
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
can we kill two birds with one stone
and get a catcher just for the 8th inning ?.
Hey !. Don't talk to my mami like that.
I don't know why that doesn't happen more often
catchers have inherently strong arms.
Hey !. Don't talk to my mami like that.
At least with this team...
It might be from handling so much Dickey.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I had no idea Luke Montz was in the Mets organization
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
I know he turns up in the Nats org. in my Baseball Mogul games
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
Luke Montz sounds like he should be a character on The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
speaking of Simpsons characters, this guy should be our new mascot

"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
Dammit
I though he was going to go all Steve Nebraska on their asses
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
hate that movie
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe you'd prefer he went all Steve Dallas instead?
by Help!I'maRock! on Aug 22, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
feminist
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Ump is in a hurry
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
These ump suck. I want computers!
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
Sounds like a slick fielding shortstop lol
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
Jesus Concensus is a great clubhouse presence
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
push
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay let me try one
O/U Dickey’s W/L Record
11-6
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
over, under, and push never sound good when paired with a Dickey
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
by metsguy234 on Aug 22, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Pushing Dickey can get you 10-20 years
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
by AnthonyR on Aug 22, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If this HoJo meeting had happened after the SF series
maybe we could have won 5 more games ?.
Hey !. Don't talk to my mami like that.
Basically, if you want to be seen as effective....
Make changes before playing the Pirates.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
this may be true
I find the timing highly suspicious, and my post was more sarcasm than anthing.
I forgot the font.
Hey !. Don't talk to my mami like that.
curse you hamels
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
so u beta hide yo kids and hide yo wife
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Instead of catching the Bunt attempt that was popped up, he let it drop and then...
…didn’t know what the hell he was supposed to do. lol.
I liked the point where 2 guys were standing on first
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
This base aint big enough for the THREE OF US
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
what if he never tagged them
and santana just pitched to the next batter? what would happen then?
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
if Johan could get a double play ball
you could have a triple play. Call in Paul LoDuca to play second and do the honors.
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Where is he anyways?
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I know in ST he was with the Rockies
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
accordint to wiki
He recently was an analyst for the TVG Network analyzing horse races.
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesn't he own a horse farm in AZ?
My wife had a crush on him and when she found out he owned ponies, she kinda really liked him a lot more.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
ha i love the use of the royal "us" in the first sentence
when it was just really one man’s tireless and pure crusade to take MC down and add Val Pascucci to the 40 man.
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Jeez
I can barley read Cerrone’s….“writing”….from what I can gather….It is terrible for your eyesight…and mental health.
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been wondering...
Is Matt Cerrone any relation to Rick Cerrone?
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
also, it makes more sense when you know
that Pauli GoNuts was Matt’s HGH connection
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah - it was
If he had tagged out Duke then Cedeno could go back to 1st base. He needed to gun it to 2nd and try to get the double play that way.
Interesting idea by Ike
not quite properly executed
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 2:22 PM EDT reply actions
i might be totally wrong but i'm a
walkin’ foo—oo-oool
walkin’ foo-oo-ool
by Help!I'maRock! on Aug 22, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Just now I noticed that Frenchy's Mustache is history.
The announcers mentioned that his Wife told him to Lose it or else…. lol.
AH I DON'T WANT THOSE IMAGES IN MY HEAD
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
Francoeur Airlines = His Credit Card.
What did you think I was referring to? ;)
i think it's a motor boat actually
sorry
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess she didn't want a moustache ride...
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
They probably bought Bob Ojeda's used boat.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
You know the Bob Ojeda boat thing, right?
See this
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I actually didn't know that story
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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
motorboat was the mets taxi in the 80s
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Mets should't be allowed near any form of transportation
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
except going to and from games
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Was it Daryl Boston who took a boat to Shea and lived on a sailboat...
At the 79th Street marina?
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
NO NO NO
Derrek Bell was a PIRATE: he lived on a boat and stole team’s money!!!!!
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Derek Bell lived on a boat.
and had a coke addiction that led to this gem….

The one and only mistermet on teh Interwebz!
by Steve Schreiber on Aug 22, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
FWIW
I think Operation Shutdown is still in effect.
by James Kannengieser on Aug 22, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
a noted and well respected authority has
ranked Bell’s speech the second greatest thing a Met ever said.
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
This list is great...
Shows you the problem with card-playing Mets. Gimme some hard-drinking, smoking, Port Washington fight starting Mets any day. This is NY’s working-class team. They need to party like blue collar guys.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
It was while he was on the Indians...
He left the Mets after cutting his finger up “gardening” (and by that I mean “drinking”)
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, Franceour the walking fool!!!!!!!!!!
by ScottfromPeekskill on Aug 22, 2010 2:26 PM EDT reply actions
So let me ask you this...Does Phil Cuzzi get a +1 WAR for the Mets for the season?
Something I was thinking about last night….
The Giants game
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Because he was directly responsible for 1 win.
Remember that Giants game that we clearly lost but he blew the call at home in the bottom of the 9th?
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I say give him +1 WAR
clearly was a win on his part
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
You'd have to calculate the linear weights value of a blown out call
Account for positional adjustment, park effects…
by James Kannengieser on Aug 22, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
ah just multiply by .9
it works for everything
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
there was only 1
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
oh though u meant in this inning
okay
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Ruben played in the little league world series in 2003, hes so young
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
So he was probably 18 or 19 then
That puts him about 26 then is “real age”
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
Jose for hitting coach?
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions
I thought it was
HOR HAY
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
HA
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Ryan Doumit actually at 8 of 81 in SBA
the earlier number was teh wrongz
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
almost up to 10%
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
That pickoff attempt was too close. Reyes takes too big of a lead.
We could really use a run here – so much for that.
yeah...I mean....Pagan sees Reyes running and instead of giving him a shot at stealing 2nd....He swings.
Bad Baseball IQ there, Angel.
Bahahahahahahahahahah
In the “Due Up” lineup on Gamecast, Milledge’s photo is about 3 times the size of the others, and is too big for the space allotted, so you just see him from the nose up. I have to think someone at ESPN.com has a sense of humor.
I hate when the announcers come in to pitch and give up hits
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
dude....HE JINXED IT FROM THE 1ST INNING.
Don’t get on my bad side, my friend.
I don’t think I have a bad side, actually….but I’ll probably fake it, though…
7768
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
bah
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
how did you do that so fast
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
We are the Iron Horse of no no-hitters
Except this record will NEVER be broken
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
yup
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
least it wasn't the pitcher
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
UGH
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goddamn blastings
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 2:48 PM EDT reply actions
shit i called that here on my couch
i could feel it coming
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
Anyone else annoyied by that animated spokesperson for Hyundai?
I mean…talk about the definition of DORK. wow….
In other news, Mets still don’t have a No-no.
Jerry likes it and want to immidately sign him to a long-term deal to replace Pagan
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
waaaaaay off
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
for french i was
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
We're being shut down by a guy that had an ERA over 5 and a WHIP over 1.6 coming into this game
Back to reality for the offense
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its because french is in the lineup
there would be a lazar show if a-nee-mal was in
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
by JetsMetsNets on Aug 22, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Does Blanco really have 7 RBIs on the season?
I mean, I understand that he does not get a lot of playing time but….damn.
It was fake
or so we think
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh?
They put his FB page on the scoreboard?
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
i've had those kind of days
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
NOW THEY HAVE, JINX!!!!
j/k
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as a met jedi warrior
i can report that i just got the distinct feeling the mets are going to lost today
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
your suck senses were tingling
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 22, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
or "going to lose"
either way, it is sad when the force tips you off. a curse.
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.
Aw, goddamnit
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
good night?
its 3 o clock
Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
These games are really depressing -
must have made him want to go to sleep.
We never score runs when Santana starts
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
fixed!
we never score runs when Santana starts
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 3:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Can we please call up a 2nd baseman who doesn't completely suck?
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
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slipped on wet grass I think
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
Here's why Tejada is still with the Mets:
Although it’s clear he cannot hit MLB pitching, the Mets want him to spend quality hours in the batting cage with hitting guru Howard Johnson. He’ll learn much more that way than he would in the two-hole at Bingo.
by MoreDireThanDuffyDyer on Aug 22, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Dickey has already filled the two-hole
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
Hooray for crowd noise overlapping report that no one cares about!
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
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I meant
you don't care about Igarashi's photojournal?
Milledge hit a homer
meanwhile Francoeur is 0-2 (though he did walk).
The irony
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
Milledge and Francouer are about equal this year.
Milledge’s OPS is about .705. In June or early July he had it up to .750 but he slumped big time after that.
let's see which is better
WAR:
Milledge 0.6
Franceour -0.1
plus Milledge makes much less money
by secret defense on Aug 22, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, I thought that was long gone
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I lobby for the Mets having ballgirls
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
KKKKKKK
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
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The was ball 4 - Milledge helped him
funny he just laid off the exact same pitch
Yeah, Im done. USA basketball is on.
Oh well. At least it is a series win.
Consequences will never be the same.
Braves 3R HR...Now lead the Cubs 5-3.
I wonder what that feels like…
Cool, we're going to lose to the Pirates
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
pirates pitching and defense is atrocious
hitting is pretty bad too
by Mike Clemente on Aug 22, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember
we are the Mets.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 22, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
On the bright side
Santana’s K/9 is really improving.
How about an Orange Monster at Citi Field for Bay?
by Mets-Suns-Texans on Aug 22, 2010 3:38 PM EDT reply actions
Right as his HR rate is normalizing.
Yippee!
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 22, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Also the pirates pretty much use the bullpen ace format don't they
or does Meeks exclusively pitch the 8th?
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
and Tejada lines into a triple play
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 22, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I've never seen a DP on a steal...
But good chance of it in that situation.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
DPR Korea
How about an Orange Monster at Citi Field for Bay?
by Mets-Suns-Texans on Aug 22, 2010 3:47 PM EDT reply actions
double down the line?
no, Keith doesn’t do that stuff anymore.
by Help!I'maRock! on Aug 22, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Will Thole come in at 2nd if we tie?
We’re down to 2 catchers.. Dicey situation.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Ike is so slow someone will need to hit a triple to get him to third
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
Damn - he deserved a better outcome on that one.
Gary said ‘he made it more of an adventure than it needed to be’
Keith disagreed saying ‘he had it all the way’
Gary said sarcastially as they showed it again yeah
Translation – Gary hates Lastings – Keith likes him. Also that ball was smoked – it was not a routine fly ball.
yeah it's kind of hilarious
Gary’s jabs at players like Beltran, and Milledge, but his love for Frenchy. If Frenchy had made that same play he would have said the ball was smoked but Frenchy showed off his great defense managing to come down with it.
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
Jesus spends...
Moses saves, and invests.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 22, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit, we're down to our last out?
How the hell did this happen? I want answers.
Contact hitter...
How about an Orange Monster at Citi Field for Bay?
by Mets-Suns-Texans on Aug 22, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions
hammerhands and his pal the ump
did in T-Hole
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
we are having zero fucking luck in this inning
super annoying
it's too bad. you can't beat a lot of teams with a one run/game offense
but the Buccos were one of them. for shame.
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
@#@!$#
eh – even a replacement level team will win 1/4 their games
they are way way way below replacement level
by Mike Clemente on Aug 22, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
this was an incredibly underwhelming series
and everyone gets a great pitching performance when they’re facing the mets.
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
That's one
fantastic pinch hitting core we got there
Hey, we're closer to having a 1-15 draft pick
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
not to worry....the Mess will make that happen!
"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"
by feslenraster on Aug 22, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
santana should demand a trade
does he have any ringz yet?
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
lol it's awesome that he picked us
cause we were committed to winning
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
the Mets are definitely committed to winning
just for the rest of the league, not themselves.
by Help!I'maRock! on Aug 22, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
if you need some cry self to sleep material...

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
2 aces! Plus John Maine and Perez coming off break out seasons.
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
Perez was a young Koufax
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 22, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
He lobby to help Perez, you know
he teach perez game of baseball
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
break out indeed-
they lost their stuff after that season…
"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"
by feslenraster on Aug 22, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Ive always wondered why he hasnt requested a trade yet
maybe he has
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
well if we did
it’d be a straight salary dump with us picking up a significant chunk of the salary and likely not getting much back.
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
I no lobby to traid santana
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
re-sign Pedro!
that will bring much respect from free agents and restore the mets brand.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
My brand! Restore my brand!

Consequences will never be the same.
by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
sad
can’t even sweep the Bucs
"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"
Hey, we won an NL road series, that's good enough for this team...god, we suck
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
The Mets really, really, really
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, SUCKS!!!!
by ks115 on Aug 22, 2010 4:06 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Grammar Fail.
Rec’d.
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by Steve Schreiber on Aug 22, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I did not notice this. I shall rec as well.
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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 22, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
would it be a collective noun?
that’s always confused me as far as team names.
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
Johan gets screwed over...again
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