In honor of the version created by MookieTheCat Thursday night:

Jamesey he works at a blog for the poor.
Saving his good sense for someday.
After Omar and Jerry could not take to no more.
Might as well blog cricket or rugby…

And he’s trading in the Metsies for what they lack ack ack ack…

I figured I had a second verse in me:

James K. is a having a big conniption

Down in his mother's basement

"Cause the Mets are rating players based on their grission

Instead of on Wins 'Gainst Replacement

And Frenchy just took another hack hack hack hack hack hack

You oughta know by now

Three hours of your life you're not getting back

Is that what you get for your blogging