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Open Thread: Mets vs Marlins, 8/24/2010

Miami Marlins at New York Mets, Aug 24, 2010 7:10 PM EDT





R.A. Dickey

#43 / Pitcher / New York Mets

6-2

215

R

R

Oct 29, 1974



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - R.A. Dickey 8-5 18 18 1 1 0 0 119.1 107 38 32 8 31 77 2.41 1.16


Josh Johnson

#55 / Pitcher / Florida Marlins

6-7

250

L

R

Jan 31, 1984



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Josh Johnson 11-5 25 25 1 0 0 0 166.2 138 44 42 7 38 162 2.27 1.06

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well this is up early

I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.

by JetsMetsNets on Aug 24, 2010 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Marlins

i can’t be afraid of a lineup that has anyone named gaby as a #3 guy…

by ILikeIke#29 on Aug 24, 2010 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i've barely been watching the mets recently, and i was just wondering

when was the last time ollie perez got into a game? is he just chillin on the roster or does he play?

"I only wanted a few things out of life -- a wife, children, to play baseball and to hunt deer." - Turk Wendell

by Rey-O on Aug 24, 2010 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

He's been doing mostly the chillin thing

Ollie hasn’t made an appearance since August 1st. So basically he’s just a wasted roster spot atm.

by Balagast on Aug 24, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can you waste a spot on a waste of a roster?

Reyes, Thole, Wright, Beltran, Bay, Davis, Martinez, Tejada...

by Stephen Schmidt on Aug 24, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I posted the other day

according to a NY Times article, over 400 different pitchers have appeared in MLB games since Ollie’s last time

by packard37 on Aug 24, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.

by JetsMetsNets on Aug 24, 2010 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Interesting....

Wikipedia and the Dickey’s BBQ Pit website imply they have locations in Dickey’s home state of Tennessee, but their location finder denies this. Further review shows that they have a location in Nashville, Dickey’s home town. Could it be a Dickey conspiracy?

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

here we are again

how will florida manage to embarrass us this time, we’ve already done such a good job without their help

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

For some of the old timers...

There is a documentary on versus now about the Dodgers/Giants rivalry in NY….

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

well thats encouraging

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

So excited...

This is the first time I’ve ever been able to watch Dickey on TV.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Marlins Announcers:

“There’s a Carlos Beltran sighting”

And I just copied the subject line of this. I expect to use it a lot.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

if they can hold onto Hanley

Hanley, Morrison, and Stanton is going to be horrifying

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

You know they'll trade Hanley before long

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The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?

by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never underestimate the cheapness of Jeffrey Loria

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Florida folks are really unhappy about the release of their financials...

It was all over tonight’s local news and even the anchors were calling it BS.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

release?

what did it say? and whats with teams finances getting released all of a sudden, someone leak the mets finances damnit.

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

They made a lot of money in 08 and 09...

When they were pleading poverty to get the state to pay for their stadium and releasing guys like Cabrera. Some politicians are saying they want an investigation.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need someone

to leak the Mets financials

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 24, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that's the consensus desire...

But doubt it will happen. I’m sure calls have gone around the Mets FO saying “anyone who leaks will be fired.”

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone must have leaked them to Deadspin

They have Seattle and Texas up today. I am very interested to see the Mets financials. The media will have a field day.

by aparkermarshall on Aug 24, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

From what I understand from looking over the site tomorrow...

They only have the teams they have posted thus far. I could be wrong.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are right

I misread the Deadspin. I thought they had the entire league. Only a few. But someone seems to be leaking these from MLB, its the only way they can get them

by aparkermarshall on Aug 24, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

curses

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

we need to lobby wikileaks

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

well they probably made the right decision with Cabrera.

But yeah I know after they blew up the 02? team, whichever the last one to win a championship was, they apparently had actually made a pretty big profit while crying poverty. I feel like releasing finances should be required to get tax payer funded stadiums, or revenue sharing.

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's part of the problem....

From what it sounded like on the news they refused to release them in the stadium process and made statements to the effect that they were poor. It’s a pretty important election year here right now and I have to imagine this will become an issue.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

K

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Evening....

Jerry Manuel during the pregame interview with KB =

Dickey has to keep his fingers on it and push it thru

Hey !. Don't talk to my mami like that.

by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

wait

let me write that down

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

they were talking about his handling of wet balls

pause…..

Hey !. Don't talk to my mami like that.

by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder

if Dickey ever throws knucklers to first?

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Dickey doesn't get involved with first base...

Depending on your definition he comes out at 2nd at earliest.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

DicKKey

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

this is really ugly...

I’m all for K’s, but they won’t do any good generally if the ball gets away. I think weak contact would be better for him…

by djg2111 on Aug 24, 2010 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Like that?

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

that was good timing. Is there a good way to pull up stats for the percentage of K’s on which the batter reaches first for all pitchers v. knucklers?

by djg2111 on Aug 24, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we're getting no hit tonight

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Have their ABs looked this bad all month?

Kinda happy I have Gamecast only most of the time. It lessens the pain.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep

But HoJo is fine, Perez still has value, Jeff is doing a great job, and we’re still in the playoff hunt

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

all month?

nearly 2 months.

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

they are

the 1-2-3ingest team in the league

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

DicKKKey

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Marlins Announcers:

Viewer emails are all about Cody Ross and how dumb that was, especially given the financials. And they are talking about the financials. Weird. I can’t see GKR doing this.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

"Realistic"

A word that has never been uttered in the Mets FO

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Marlins Announcers:

Just likened the loss of Cody Ross to the loss of Rod Barajas.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

No...

They are really upset. That’s all the fan emails talk about.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently their fans don't realize Ross isn't good

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Push

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Under

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 24, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

DicKKKKey

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Marlins Commercials:

The first one was for a single outlet auto supply shop.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Marlins Giveaways:

If you buy a 4-pack of tickets for $54 dollars you get a Bingo ticket where you can win a batting helmet. Not a signed batting helmet. A batting helmet. Out of the 10,000 tickets 2,500 will win.

Just wow. Damn.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

they're hoping some of the crowd will find their way into the lineup

cause they’ll play for cheaper

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

DUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Dubs turning on the jets there

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Nobody Out, Runner on 3rd....

Number of runs this inning over/under: 1.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Push

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

push

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Push

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 24, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ike

needs to go the other way too

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

2-0

breaking ball, brain.

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate Francoeur so much

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Marlins Announcers:

Are bitching that Dickey has a different strike zone than Johnson. I mean, really? And they are COMPLAINING.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

all of baseball knows

that the mets do not get the benefit of the calls

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

nicely done jeffy F

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Francoeur is our MVP !!!!

yay

Hey !. Don't talk to my mami like that.

by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I have never seen so much mental gymnastics

to try and make Frenchy seem like a worthwhile player

by aparkermarshall on Aug 24, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

well, if he had.....

we’d all be in a better place

Hey !. Don't talk to my mami like that.

by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate him because he's making me root against my favorite team

I want him to fail, but yet for the team to succeed

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

theres no reason to root for him to fail

since the Mets see what he does as success, even if it is actually failure.

by djg2111 on Aug 24, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tejada 1 for 38

awesome.

Hey !. Don't talk to my mami like that.

by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Interesting news: Hiroki Kuroda put on waivers by the Dodgers

Yeah, I know we’re out of it, but still….

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

the dodgers are crazy

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he a FA at the end of the year?

I guess the Dodgers also know they are out of it.

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but there's no reason not to resign him

or at least try

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would pick him up regardless

Maybe having him on the team for a month would give us a better chance of (re) signing him in the offseason

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would too

but I am not a broke cheapskate

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He would have scored....

Hey !. Don't talk to my mami like that.

by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

aw

dickey’s pissah

I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.

by JetsMetsNets on Aug 24, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Tejada

I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.

by JetsMetsNets on Aug 24, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Reuben continues to remind us

his bat may suck but his fielding is top notch

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

he hits his apparent age

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

frenchy should recommend he gets a beard

so he’ll look older, or at least a Bobby V stache special

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

poor bastard

without beer, how could anyone tolerate the Mets

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I feel sorry for the younger Mets fans who cant drink away the memory of this team’s performance every night.

by aparkermarshall on Aug 24, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can get in most at 18

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

she didn't say you can get in legally

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

everywhere down here you can get in at 18

they just put an X on your hand to show you’re under 21

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

really I had no idea

I’ve never not been able to get into a bar. But I’ve also never gone to one outside of North Carolina or Georgia

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

also google says 18

and google never lies

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by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Internets has spoken

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, yeah most bars don't do that elsewhere

too much trouble making sure they’re of age when ordering if it’s busy

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i still get carded when I go to the mall

because theres a law around here you can’t be at the mall without a guardian if you’re under 18… I’m almost 27. So I feel his pain

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

so your user name

 is just a personal fantasy?

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, I grew facial hair to combat the problem

with some level of success

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

O my god bro I might be on your boat

I am 19 and people think i look 13 it sucks when your in college and wanna bag some chicks.

I can’t grow a mustache or I will look Mexican, no disrespect to Mexicans, its just I am not Mexican and people always confuse me for one. Thank god I don’t live in Arizona

by HELLYEAHGARYOAK on Aug 24, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

but in an empathetic sort of way. Also because it was funny.

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

the goatee is your friend if you can pull it off

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh if he looks that young and his goal is to bag girls

I think the goatee might work against him

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

might make him look a bit kiddy toucher-ish

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have such an identity crisis when it comes to the ladies

Hispanic girls won’t date me because I look young and most wanna date guys who are like 3-4 years older (in my experience) and I hate when I see that because most of the time those guys have no lives and here I am in college and not one glance.

Then Asian girls know I am not Asian so they stay away.

to add to the List I say I am a Mets fan and I think that closes the deal on the “do not date list”.

by HELLYEAHGARYOAK on Aug 24, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 24, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go for cougars.

Your young appearance will make them feel younger.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

use the Mets thing to prove how loyal you are

even after something you love has become hideous, completely insane, irrevocably corrupt, expensive, and totally draining to the soul.

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

well it will be great when you're like 30-40

and can date 20 year olds without looking creepy. look at the bright side.

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought of you as older.

Hey !. Don't talk to my mami like that.

by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah...

I’m 31. I’ve had a full life and have a really good memory of the 80s.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah ok

Hey !. Don't talk to my mami like that.

by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah bro

feels weird. I tried can’t grow it correctly.

by HELLYEAHGARYOAK on Aug 24, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

in that case may I suggest the handlebar moustache?

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It absolutely won't help with chicks

but if you posted a picture of it here, we’d all be greatly amused

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's your age Gina...

You should ask him out. Or is a .467 OPS beneath you?

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol I can't even buy M rated games at gamestop without my id

im pretty sure I’m the only person who’s id they have ever checked

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by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

NEVER!

oh you meant her… carry on then.

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG I would kill

for frenchy’s arm did you see that throw?

Lazers I tell u lazers

by HELLYEAHGARYOAK on Aug 24, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice!

He would have been out if he was stealing centerfield.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

BBeltran

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe johnson

doesn’t like wet balls?

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

dub shot

I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.

by JetsMetsNets on Aug 24, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

That'll do

Tied 2-2

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 24, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

YESS

hahaha I remember everytime I would feign a punch at my brother I would always clearly aim for the stomach but no matter how clearly it was aimed he would always defend his nuts LOL

by HELLYEAHGARYOAK on Aug 24, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the fuck was Ike looking for??

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

That's exactly what he got

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dickey counts Robert Frost among his influences....

Oh boy. We don’t need another wifebeater on the team.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

DicKKKKKey

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

dubs triple

nice play by Tejada, otherwise mostly same old blah

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

in other words

he only deserves incidental credit for the signing

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

if the mets ever make a horror film

“and francoeur to lead off should be the title”

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought they were making one that lasted 162 games

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

In a Land Beyond Reason....

The reasonable don’t exist.
This summer, coming to a theater near you….

JERRY SPEAKS

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want a F-bomb

I hate this team so much, that I love them to death.

by JetsMetsNets on Aug 24, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

"Not been pretty since the All-Star Break"

You mean the past couple of years, don’t you Gary?

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 24, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Gary performs some gold metal winning mental gymnastics

to make Frenchy seem like a good player. I have a suspicion that Gary will be pissed off when the Mets release him.

by aparkermarshall on Aug 24, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

he never specified WHICH all star break to be fair

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

rueocnarf

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by JetsMetsNets on Aug 24, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

trying to unjinx him?

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kevin

with his Magic 8 Ball again

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Thole = Jason Kendall

I saw that article….Anyone agree or disagree?

by BrockRocks on Aug 24, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

disagree, although i'd like it

he’s more of a Loduca with less douchebaggery

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would hope so

he seemed like a good solid catcher

by aparkermarshall on Aug 24, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Francoeur has an OPS of .609 against righthanders....

And we’re still playing him everyday

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Marlins Trivia Quiz:

Answer was Howard Johnson. They also said that they spoke to him today and he is pleased with Reyes and Wright. No word on the other Mets.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL @ Werth

my Phillies fan co worker was mortified about that today

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

What happened to him?

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 24, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He got picked off at 2nd on an intentional walk

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

that

i’ve never seen before

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You see

something new everyday

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 24, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Johnston Balls Dickey

RA wins the swordfight. Pictures at 11

I.M. Forme
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by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

DicKKKKKKey

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

really ?

it didn’t look like he was dogging it to me.

sometimes, running full speed into a metal fence isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had absolutely no chance of catching that

That ball was crushed

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno...

They showed it about 10 times here. Pagan or Beltran would have gotten it. He started off slow and stayed slow. Then he walked.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I seriously doubt it

Maybe I saw it wrong, but it was right off the top of the wall, just barely missing a homer

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It landed before the wall

it was nowhere close to being a HR. Frenchy gave up on the ball and played the carom

by aparkermarshall on Aug 24, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ehh

I don’t think anyone would’ve caught it

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either way

Frenchy sucks. I have ceased to like him as a Met. I actively root for his failure in every situation.

by aparkermarshall on Aug 24, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet D there Florida

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Cam

there’s a bus ticket in your locker

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

he's been traded to the Mets?

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf i must be behind

the inning just started for me

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Lost

somewhere in the Time/Space Continuum

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

VOLTY!

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by JetsMetsNets on Aug 24, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

RALLY KILLER

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Carlos with a pretty good swing on it

but with that brace he looks so awkward

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I tried playing baseball with a brace on just for fun

its so hard to move laterally and my decent speed became none and I don’t have power.

I became Luis Castillo

by HELLYEAHGARYOAK on Aug 24, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

you became a gritty clubhouse leader?

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoo wright

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

dubs means business tonight

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

i love ya dubs

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by JetsMetsNets on Aug 24, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

That ball was SMOKED !!!

where have you been ?

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

More walks would be nice, but this is very good to see from David

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Johnson

used to own him—not any more. he does not try to do too much against him

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

hey this is a question for some of you stathead experts

is average/replacement level calculated every individual season for stats like WAR and wRAA or is the number the same over a few years?

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

This has probably

been David’s best game in a while. He’s hit the ball hard & hasn’t been chasing stuff out the zone.

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 24, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

So.... shut down by Zach Duke, but lighting up Josh Johnson??

I really don’t understand this team at times

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

It's the magic of the Dickey...

He’s not having his best night but is getting the run support. Maybe he has that special ability to give up fewer runs than the other pitcher. I think that must be it.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

KILL THE RALLY

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

he has looked good

against johnson this year, for the most part

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Disl-IKe

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

ah bad call, i'll cut him some slack

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ike sucks

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

beltran epic evasive actioN!

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by JetsMetsNets on Aug 24, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I fail

is that right? When did the Defend Frenchy brigade get here?

by aparkermarshall on Aug 24, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think anyone on this website outside of GeddyLee is a member of that brigade

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah seriously Brock...

What are you smoking tonight with the Frenchy love?

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has frenchy love every night

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn. That’s brutal.

by BrockRocks on Aug 24, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a funny movie

" I want my two dollars "

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

a good hitter

has to take a pitch like that. Or you turn into Francouer

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Frenchy...

Now gunning for Beltran. Literally.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

you mean lasering for Beltran

frenchy is too high tech for guns

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frenchy special

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Broken bat, too

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, WTF was that ?.

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

embarassing

you could see him try to rev it up. just not major league

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

No...

He got the hold sign. I’m not sure that the right field coach told Frenchy to walk.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Possibly

I can imagine that Jerry manuel is way below replacement level for a manager and should be terminated with extreme prejudice. But, unfortunately, the Mets would still have a rightfielder with a 286 obp.

by aparkermarshall on Aug 24, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

and that, of course, would be the right course of action. Unfortunately, the man who is paid to have a brain for these moves, Omar Minaya, thought it was prudent to give a career .313 WOBA player 5 million dollars to play for this team.

by aparkermarshall on Aug 24, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have no brain

We have Pinky
(picture please someone)

by packard37 on Aug 24, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marlins Camera....

Just got a shot of Jerry through Thole’s legs. No joke.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

lol intentional walk

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by JetsMetsNets on Aug 24, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

IBB to Reub?

they’re actually doing us a favor

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

They're walking Tejada????

LMAO

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

DICKEY GRAND SLAM

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by JetsMetsNets on Aug 24, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL walk tejada??

Dickey has more wood control and more home run potential

than Tejada

by HELLYEAHGARYOAK on Aug 24, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to see a Dickey blast here

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe thats what we'll have to call it

should he ever actually hit one

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

another dickey double plz?

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by JetsMetsNets on Aug 24, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

LETS GO DICK

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by JetsMetsNets on Aug 24, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

are we using that as a verb or a noun?

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

another bases loaded fail

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

I think we always manage to have the wrong hitter at the plate when the bases are loaded, and even when it is the right hitter, he fails.

it’s the curse of the Mets.

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know

i'm so surprised

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybin seems way too tall to play baseball

I swear he can’t only be 6-3

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Heightist

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

that tall*

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

tool is also appropriate

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like this version better

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Fish hatred is slightly lessened

without the Rodeo Clown

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by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

DicKKKKKKKey

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Not smart

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Pagan is such a beast

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Pagan ..........

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

The story of Citi Field

“Deep to [x] field! [y] going back! To the wall!! and it’s off the fence.”

by NPerez on Aug 24, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Works both ways

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

except 3/5th of our rotation

is groundballers

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is there an orange line across the fence in CF ?.

the ball hit above that line it seemed……

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

for the hell of it

same reason Jeffy did everything else

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by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

This team literally has not played a meaningful game for a month

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I was watching that Michael Jordan 30 for 30 film on ESPN

I learned stuff about him that I never knew when he was in the minors.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I never really knew much about his minor league time.

I dont know, I just learned a bunch of stuff, really.

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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

you sound like my students

did they explain how he came to grow a Hitler stash?

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by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. And I was interested in that topic.

I’m assuming he wanted to become a sports dictator.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

as well as president of T-shirt town

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by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taking more pitches leads to more runs...

What a crazy concept

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

can't swing at anything

up above the elbow. but it happens

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Even on a K, his swing looks much better

timing wise, he was right on that pitch.

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

he never used to chase high until the last few years

I don’t think the league ever really got a line on him. he changed his swing for no good reason and mad ehimself vulnerable. he also started swinging a lot more. he has to get back to where he was years 1-3.

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

that may not be possible.

most batters swing at FBs that are eye level.

but I know what you mean.

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

IKE

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 24, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

DUDA, DUDA, DUDA

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

baseball bad in NY

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the Mets

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's been

raining the past few days, although I doubt there’d be much people there anyway.

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 24, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's been shitty since Sunday.

but it’s more the Mets than the weather

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

the weather is more popular than the mets right now

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by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

we should get this guy to do all the postgame pics
http://mymetsjournal.blogspot.com/

by secret defense on Aug 24, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Ruh roh

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

come on sun god, get out of this

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

With Tejada's offense, he has to be immaculate defensively

And he’s not

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

even immaculate defense

would only do so much with a sub .500 ops

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by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well fuck

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK IT

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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

F** fish

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"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

fuckin Gaby?

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

im really not even disappointed

i figured it was coming

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, it wasn't 60 seconds, and it wasn't Hanley.....

but the result is the same.

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah you get partial credit on tha one

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't want it, but......

it’s so predictable.

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

GONGRATZ

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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

you guys quick look at the NL east standings

do you see what I see?

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by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

for some reason i was sent to the 2006 standings

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

please ignore this

if you aren’t already doing so

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't imagine

why you were looking at them

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was trying to see if we were going to choke away 3rd place this year with 30 so games left

but its too late

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

now the marlins BP sucks

but the mets suck against any BP when they lose leads. It is a case of the resistible force meeting the moveable object

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

we suck against any BPs when we have a lead

and when we’re behind

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

My wife is at bingo tonight...

With the old ladies. Jackpot is up to $2200. That would be a nice surprise.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh wow...

Hadn’t thought of that. And enough left over to buy an 8 ball to get Keith speaking frankly about the old days.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Careful

It’s GKR and Kevin
You might want to reconsider

by packard37 on Aug 24, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh crap.

Kevin would NEVER shut up. Forget it. Thanks for the reminder.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to bingo once in my life

at Foxwoods because my sister made me. A more nightmarish 5 hours I have never spent. Women seem to like it though.

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a dog named Bingo

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old Mc Donald?

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by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

This team just lays down and dies in the late innings

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

i disagree

they are usually long dead by then

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"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

metsus suckus

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by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least we had Biggus Dickus pitching tonight

even if he did come up short

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to wewease Bwian.

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

good stuff

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

...and wodewick, too

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same thing...

Translating bad Latin players into your lineup.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sebile sebile se ergo, fortibus en ero.

Nobile nobile dem ex trux. Quot es enem. Caws en dux.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Say it aloud....

It’s just a few sentences in English phoneticallly looking like Latin.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

See Billy, See Bille, see er go.

Forty buses in a row. No Billy, no Billy them is trucks. What is in em? Cows and ducks.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then he starts talking about Randy Couture......

oh boy….

This saturday, man. At 10 pm eastern….Can’t believe they put this knucklehead on PPV.

That’s kind of like Praising Frenchy for being a Solid “Clubhouse Guy” or something and pay zero attention to the fact that he SUCKS.

by BrockRocks on Aug 24, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

5-8

1-6 in Florida/Hell, 4-2 at home

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

well they are a better team

payroll = mets meal money

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

darling calling fart a pussy

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by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

well...he is.

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

This team doesn't have a single win when trailing after 8, right??

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

dunno

but if its true, damn is it sad

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

data hard to find

since most people turn the game off by then

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"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

there are 9 innings in baseball?

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

dan marino hates jets

that will help his objectivity on the NFL pre game. Or was he canned?

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

You don't have to be objective to be an NFL analyst

See Ron Jaworski

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Pagan

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

maybin is having a rough night

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"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Angel Pagan = reasons to watch

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

they should have an Angel-cam

that just follows him literally the whole game

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

he would have been if he had gotten thrown out.

but good hustle.

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's official now

anyone who brings that up (in a serious manner) with me ever again gets punched in the face

by Joamiq on Aug 24, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

aren't you a model parent ?.

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see...

well, make sure your kids grow up right……and for God’s sake, keep them away from the Mets

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Gawd

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOW DID YOU LET THAT HAPPEN????????

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was the evil ex-wife

I bet

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man. What?

You should ship them off to juvie now.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

FAST PAGAN

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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

holy gods we've tied it?!?!

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

i definitely didn’t expect that

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Not this time, bitches !

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Voltron!

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

its Pagan vs the Fish

the salaries are about equal

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"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

In play, runs!!!

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 24, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

WOOOOOO

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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Dickey off the hook

sounds like an uncomfortable place to have Dickey

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

oof...

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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I somehow just noticed your avatar is David the Gnome

not sure how long this has escaped my notice, but that’s old school. I approve.

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

“Dickey takes a load off " would have been more appropriate

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

the load is off dickey?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

better

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now watch Jerry bring in Ollie

“to get him going for the pennant race”

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

that would be the moment we would all realize

this season has gone from sporting disaster to performance art

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not using him in over 3 weeks would definitely indicate that

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair, Jerry may have legitimately just forgotten he had an Oliver Perez to use

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He forgets?

Jerry haz brainz???

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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

jerrybot sleeps next to magnets

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

ITZ AMAZING

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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

so we've now proven even inanimate objects have better memory than Jerry

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

he still misses his cleanup hitter

Frank Catalnotto too

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah thats really the epitome of this season in one lineup card

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

the rake i hit omar with would be broken

after i got done with him for Ollie

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That 3-2

looked inside according to GameDay

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 24, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Way inside

but god forbid the human element is disturbed

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Gary: "lost in translation" blah blah "then Scarlett Johanson shows up"

Ron: “things perk up a bit”

I.M. Forme
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by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

as a clear reference to a boner

is that not sexual?

I.M. Forme
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by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

not unintentional

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

so we built another castle

that one also sank into the swamp

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

What an attractive...

red dress.

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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can haz walkoff??

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, and an update on our old friend, Barajas

3-3, with 2 doubles and a 3 run homer tonight

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

i guess he's good when he first starts with any team

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

imagine how good we will be if they ever replace him

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

champtions....

with ringzz and everything.

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

whoo loldefense

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Ike would be better off

if he stopped chasing sliders out of the zone

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 24, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

UGGLA BROKE HIS ASS

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by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

sucks to be Uggla

which makes me happy

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Make Ollie pinch run!

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd love to see it

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

he'd screw up

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

he'd run the wrong way

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Aug 24, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably

but imagine what a slap in the face it would be to say we’ll only use him to pinch run so our other players don’t hurt themselves

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were they just playing Love The Way You Lie?

Figures. The one Eminem song I dont like, the Mets are sure to play it.

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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah Ike was all about stealing second there

sweet pickoff attempt

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Gary

I’m sure Barajas will be hitting 200 by the end of September.

by aparkermarshall on Aug 24, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

he'd really have to go on a tear

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

A bomb?

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, isn't the Animal on the bench?

can’t we use him to win? Hessman can’t… well… hit.

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

well hessman hit in the minors

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lefties can't face lefties!

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 24, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL, Carter doesn't have a single AB versus a lefty this year

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worse then Brokencyde?

Baseball Sex. Lil Wayne. And it barely has to do with baseball.

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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

naw

this is worse

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wooooooooow thats bad.

The guys who auto tuned Antoine Dodson need to auto tune this.

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by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok guys i've seen a lot of Brokencyde references here but have never heard them

which song should I assault my ear holes with to introduce myself to them?

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

click

this you shall not be disappointed.

i’ll warn you though, what’s heard cannot be unheard

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh my god

this looks like one of those SNL digital shorts, except it’s funnier

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is literally so bad I have to listen to it in short clips to get through

because it makes my brain hurt

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we are underestimating

just how brilliantly the record companies are trolling the American public

by aparkermarshall on Aug 24, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah at this point I really think they're trying to figure out just how dumb we are

and one day they’ll be horrified when they realize there’s no limit

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1 brazillion

please apply this to all American corporate and political entities, entertainment outlets, and NY baseball franchises located in Flushing.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Aug 25, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah its a pretty versatile statement about a lot of things

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 25, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god, it's up to Slapz

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell

what just happened? This is not making any sense

by Joamiq on Aug 24, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Cats and dogs living together, its mass hysteria

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Ghostbusters is one of the greatest movies ever

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny thing is

back when it came out and I was a naive kid, I had NO IDEA it was a comedy. I thought it was just the sweetest action flick ever. Only a few years ago did I watch it again and realize and appreciate the sheer hilarity/absurdity of a giant smiling marshmallow destroying Manhattan.

by Joamiq on Aug 24, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

is what you're saying true?

yes, this man has no dick.

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walter Peck

perfect sniveling bureaucratic bad guy/pain in the ass

by Joamiq on Aug 24, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same with me and Stripes.

At first it was an adolescent boob delivery vehicle. Only when I watched it as an adult did I get the humor.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

SLAPZ!!!!

and the unintentional quote of the game was just uttered

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Missed it

but awesome anyway

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

holy crap a walkoff win?

PIITB! we actually won…. oh god, what is this feeling… Also Nobody has ever loved a pounding as much as CAstillo does the one he’s recieving right there is clearly USQOTG

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

thank you

stanton for your two crap throws. especially this one;

by jdon on Aug 24, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

yes he did

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

watch him get suspended for contact with an ump

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can fondle but never slap

unwritten rule of baseball

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Aug 25, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait,

we winz?!

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 24, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL....

Ike slapped the ump in the ass…………

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by fxcarden on Aug 24, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Gary, that wasn't necessary

“Nobody has ever loved a pounding as much as Luis Castilo is enjoying the one he’s getting right now.”

Unintentionally sexual quote of the game

by GoReyesGo on Aug 24, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Of the year?

Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?

by Brian. on Aug 24, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

mayhaps

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by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of the year.

Who had money on the USQotY not involving Dickey?

by Joamiq on Aug 24, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

Because he missed that ending or because he lives in Staten Island?

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

REC'D

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by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

lmfao! well kinda pissed

1 i missed da winnzzz, 2 i wonder if big z will be looking for me at work 2morrow, 3 sadly staten island is like jersey shore, well 82 % of it is

by Donovan Rice on Aug 24, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

GFY

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really

I lived in Queens for 10 years, and it’s much, much worse than Staten Island.

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by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way.

Unless you lived in a regular part.

by MookieTheCat on Aug 24, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

lololol!

I miss living in queens, 109th street pretty close to shea

by Donovan Rice on Aug 24, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're nuts

Crazy diversity and the best ethnic holes in the wall in the city, vs… well, see the photo above. Plus, you know, Citifield…

by Joamiq on Aug 24, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

the best ethnic holes in the wall in the city

Does DICKEY know?

by BrockRocks on Aug 24, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I moved after 99

so maybe it’s improved since then. But yeah, it definitely was not a nice place to live for the most part.

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?

by Syler on Aug 24, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol no link??

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You didn't see it

It was pretty cool. I always liked Artest

by Evan_S on Aug 24, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

omg this is so awesome

we the ny mets from queens…we lose a lot.

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Aug 24, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like "we just tell ourselves success is a nuisance"

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Man crush. Achieved.

Consequences will never be the same.

by NetsMets4Life on Aug 24, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

a christmas miracle!

3 year contract extension. Get it done now!

by Rigsay on Aug 24, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

doubled our percentage tonight

if we keep that rate up every game, we’ll be champtions in no time

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Aug 24, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slappy for 2B!

But seriously, we’re still releasing him, right?

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.

by AnthonyR on Aug 24, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

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