Ambiorix Burgos Charged with Attempted Murder (Again)
This time he's accused of kidnapping his ex-wife, and forcing her to eat rat poison. Holy crap, this guy is completely insane.
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BobbyV_Incognito
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Holy fucking shit
How did this guy get signed by the Royals??? He must have exhibited at least some of this before he signed.
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
well he was probably 16 when he signed
not a lot of time to get mass murder in
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
Not saying that
but I mean, the kid must’ve drawn red flags in regards to his character before he was signed, right?
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
I'm not sure what they look for when they check makeup
They might not be looking for sociopathy.
May you be locked in a battle of wits against Jerry Manuel.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 28, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
And we gave the Royals Brian Bannister, a serviceable starting pitcher!
Gas prices today are a lot like a pitcher's ERA. Anything under 3 is amazing, under 4 is pretty good and anything 5 and up is something you want to avoid.
Get this guy a vest!
(No not an Alex Cora style vest but more of a Hannibal Lecter style vest).
The one and only mistermet on teh Interwebz!
by Steve Schreiber on Aug 28, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Damn he read the hit wrong
It was on Jerry and Omar
And THIS is the one Met...
who can take a year off and then return to form?
Sigh.
Wow. Just wow.
You’d think you’d be able to suppress the urge to kill after you already did it, and got in trouble with the law for doing so. I guess not…
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Aug 28, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
Well, back to the pokey for Ambiorix
Judging by the last time, he might get 4 months for this. Tops.
Gotta love the Dominican.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
I think his last sentence was in NYS...
From what I read he got off in the DR but had to serve his DV sentence in NYS.
by MookieTheCat on Aug 29, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
He got off on the manslaughter for the hit-and-run
The charges were dropped back on 2008.
May you be locked in a battle of wits against Jerry Manuel.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 29, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
This guy is straight out of a comic book.
Ridiculous.
Save Jenrry Mejia!
In lobby for Josh Byrnes/Chip Hale as Mets 2011 GM/Manager.
Before it all went bad
The name we had for him here was “the Amburglar.”
That was a pretty damn good nickname.
We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!
Guaranteed ESPN says former-Met Ambiorix Burgos when they report the story
they love stretching everything into being some kind of mets pr disaster
Who cares about former Royal Ambiorix Burgos?
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Aug 29, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Way to go on that trade Omar!!
My goodness just what the hell is wrong with this guy?
"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"
Attempted murder again?
Why does he suck so badly at successfully murdering people? All that time with the Mets and Royals must have really shattered his confidence.
by Steeeve on Aug 29, 2010 11:01 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
sweet jesus
this dude is nuts (allegedly).
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 29, 2010 11:11 AM EDT reply actions
Geez, I thought Ugeth Urbina was insane. That pales in comparison to this!
Ed Rooney: What's the score?
Pizza Joint Owner: Nothin' nothin'.
Ed Rooney: Who's winning?
Pizza Joint Owner: The Bears.
At least Urbina only tried once.
Clearly, Ambiorix is taking the old saying, “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” to heart.
May you be locked in a battle of wits against Jerry Manuel.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 29, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Bad Taste Warning
This guy isn’t even a replacement level murderer, let alone a replacement level pitcher.
What's the score, boys?
What did Bugs Bunny do?
What's with the Carrot League baseball today?
by StorkFan on Aug 29, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Really, what is attempted murder?
Do they award a Nobel Prize for ‘attempted chemistry’?
May you be locked in a battle of wits against Jerry Manuel.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 29, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
one of my all time favorite simpsons quotes
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 30, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
As my late father liked to say
He’s not just crazy – he’s bat shit crazy.
It's a game of redeeming features. ~ Bob Murphy
You made me think of this:
Why so serious, Ambiorix?
Save Jenrry Mejia!
In lobby for Josh Byrnes/Chip Hale as Mets 2011 GM/Manager.
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