PokéMets
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 5, 2010 10:30 PM EDT
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(Criss Angel Couldn't Make Frenchy Vanish gave me the inspiration with his Pokémon card-themed Fanpost)
I, of course, am not a PokéMet master, and as such, I am missing PokéMets in my PokéDex. If anyone has seen other PokéMets, be sure to share them. Likewise, if people have descriptions of PokéMets that my PokéDex does not, by all means, share:
Geoduda
"???"
Lameduck
"Lameduck often waddles around aimlessly. It regularly resolves to do things it later forgets to do."
Lickipelf
"This PokéMet is known to lick anything within a five-foot vicinity of the pitchers mound. Infielders beware."
Mischter Mime
"???"
Mr. Metapod
"Over time, Mr. Metapod has developed the ability to harden his skin and emotions as a defense mechanism against Met collapses."
Takahorsea
"???"
"A PokéMet whose bark is much worse than his bite. Wilponix looks intimidating, but fully lacks intestinal fortitude."
Who?nter
"A mysterious PokéMet that many consider mythical. Sightings of this PokéMet are far and few in between."
Frenchikarp
"Regardless of the situation, Frenchikarp flails around first, and thinks later."
Mo'lax
"Scientists estimate that the Mo'lax eats approximately three times it's body weight every week."
Krappy
"Most fishermen throw back Krappy after catching them- most see Krappy as nothing more than a pest."
Kakunza
"A weak PokéMet, whose sole technique, 'String Shot', only serves to delay the inevitable beatdown that is coming."
Tejadapi
"Not fully hatched, Tejadapi does not know any techniques, and depends on others to defend it."
Weepinbeltran
"Weepinbeltran performs photosynthesis with such ease that it's photosynthesizing capabilities are often overlooked."
HitmonRod
"HitmonRod regularly enters into a berserker rage, and pummeling any who challenge him."
(Via Squid's PokéDex)
Moletran
"???"
Wrightchu
"???"
(Via Secret Defense's PokéDex)
Jenrreevee
"A versatile PokéMet that causes confusion where ever it goes, due to the many forms it can take when evolving."
(Via Ogre's PokéDex)
Jerryther
"Though it possesses two large blades, Jerryther tends not to cut others until it is too late."
(Via Ogre's PokéDex)
Rapagan
"???"
(Via Ogre's PokéDex)
Electromir
"Electromir Is constantly discharging stored electricity, but only rarely will it result in actual power."
Wallauros
"Known for its violent urges and rowdy, aggressive disposition. Will charge at the sight of an Umpire."
(Via Ogre's PokéDex)
Slowpon
"Known as the 'Dopey Pokémon', it is a very slow-witted creature, and requires lots of patience to tolerate it. Easily distracted and unresponsive to pain."
(Via Ogre's PokéDex)
Alex Gloom
"Known for it’s frown and foul disposition, it’s game is often described as resembling of old sneakers, garbage, and rotten eggs with a hint of skunk fumes. Approximately 1 in 1,000 people enjoy the sight of Gloom on their teams roster. Those that don’t, have been known to curse their fandom upon seeing it."
(Via Ogre's PokéDex)
R.A. Squirtle
"R.A. Squirtle blasts his water gun at his opponents, causing them to flail helplessly."
(Via Ogre's PokéDex)
Barajarupt
"Barajarupt stores tremendous power – it can go off at any moment, often sending debris high into the sky."
(Via Sj's PokéDex)
Magmarnell
"It dislikes batters, so it dispatches 96 MPH heat to make the environment more suitable for itself."
(Via Syler's PokéDex)
Burnazard
"Burnazard have very short tempers, and will readily pick a fight with anyone. It will continue to hold grudges fervently, even at the cost of its own well-being."
(Via Sj's PokéDex)
Blancofree
"???"
(Via EtSuke's PokéDex)
HoJoWack
"HoJowak’s aggressive game-plan is rigorously preached, making it’s removal futile. It’s hacking spirit can’t be broken, no matter how many times it’s been defeated."
(Via Ogre's PokéDex)
Jerrodactyl
"A prehistoric POKéMET who roamed the skies. Jerrodactyl became extinct, as its prey began to outsmart it."
(Via Sj's PokéDex)
Louduca
“While on a rampage, Louduca constantly stomps its feet and lets out a series of loud bellows that could easily knock down a large crowd. Woe to those who provoke this POKéMET.”
(Via Sj's PokéDex)
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This is absolutely wonderful
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Mo Vaughn
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by metsguy234 on Sep 4, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Mo'lax is up!
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 4, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Frenchikarp is up!
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 4, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
How about Charmanuel?
Kakunza – a pokemon so useless it fails to even protect a 10 run lead. its most effective move is string shot, which opposing batters tee off.
Weepinbeltran – 2010 or 2005 versions of Beltran, as opposed to the 2006-2009 version of Victreebeltran
make weepinbeltran
it would look too perfect
by METSMETSMETS on Sep 4, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
This is just fantastic
rec’d times a million
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Sep 4, 2010 10:47 AM EDT reply actions
Added
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 4, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't even play Pokemon when it was big (I was in like 3rd grade, too)
but this is just so much win. Rec’d^100th.
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by Steve Schreiber on Sep 4, 2010 12:13 PM EDT reply actions
Added Krappy, Kukunza, Tejadapi and Weepinbeltran
That’s all I’ll be able to do for the time being, today.
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 4, 2010 12:28 PM EDT reply actions
And that picture of Frenchy skipping in the outfield should be combined with Butterfree
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
Jerry = Scyther
He’ll cut you with his blade.
Pagan = Rapidash
Crazy horse and an actual horse.
Mejia = Eevee
Confusion over what he is and will become.
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by Ogre39666 on Sep 4, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Added
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 4, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm let's see who else
Mainetales – a habitually lying pokemon who used to use the move “flamethrower” a lot until it fainted one too many times
What about HoJogglyPuff?
Seemingly nice and fatherly, it will put you to sleep and and then kill you with its poor batting song.
Three more:
Electromir: Is constantly discharging stored electricity, but only rarely will it result in actual power.
Walluros: Known for its violent urges and rowdy, aggressive disposition. Will charge at the sight of an Umpire.
Slowpon: Known as the “Dopey Pokémon” is a very slow-witted creature, and requires lots of patience to tolerate it. Easily distracted and unresponsive to pain.
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by Ogre39666 on Sep 4, 2010 6:43 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
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Alex Gloom: Known for it’s frown and foul disposition, it’s game is often described as resembling of old sneakers, garbage, and rotten eggs with a hint of skunk fumes. Approximately 1 in 1,000 people enjoy the sight of Gloom on their teams roster. Those that don’t, have been known to curse their fandom upon seeing it.
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by Ogre39666 on Sep 4, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
on their team's roster*
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someone please make dickey + squirtle happen
by clip on Sep 4, 2010 7:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
R.A. Squirtle?
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by Ogre39666 on Sep 4, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
also, i lobby for the caption to be something like
r.a. squirtle blasts his water gun at his opponents, causing them to flail helplessly.
or Radankey
R.A. Dickey and Mankey.
“When Radankey starts shaking and its nasal breathing turns rough, it’s a sure sign that it is becoming angry.”
Pagan is Rapidash
crazy horse + an actual horse
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Introducing... Barajarupt!
“Barajarupt stores tremendous power – it can go off at any moment, often sending debris high into the sky.”
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Barajarupt, better version
Notice the improved aesthetic definition on Barajarupt’s face
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YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT POKEMON??? BLASPHEMY
YOU MUST ASSIMILATE. YOU MUST LEARN. BECOME. ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US………
J/K
Pokemon was a very popular anime show/card game/etc. that reached it’s peak height in the late 90s. It was about specially trained people who could catch wild creatures called “Pokemon”.
Yes, it was extremely retarded in hindsight. But when you’re 10, almost anything looks cool.
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
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Actually I knew a bit of that
As a camp counselor we figured out that we could get little kids to stop bothering us by making them play the “Pokemon game.” This meant they had to go around in a circle rattling off Pokemon characters until one of them couldn’t — then he was out. There would be fierce conflicts among the kids, of course, and we were extremely inattentive (and inexpert) referees.
by Pack Bringley on Sep 4, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Never palyed the RPG or card game
but the first few video games were pretty fun.
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Role-Playing game
More often than not, it’s strategy-oriented, and you play a character who embarks on some sort of journey that follows a storyline. World of Warcraft is, perhaps, the most famous RPG ever (It’s an MMORPG, or massively multiplayer online role-playing game).
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I'd argue Final Fantasy is more famous than World of Warcraft
FF VII was one of the first video games to legitimately break into the mainstream, with commercials and trailers and all that stuff.
2009 Did Not Happen
There's a huge distinction between D&D and World of Warcraft...
In D&D you made up the environment, it was not prepacked for you. So if you wanted an adventure on Jupiter, there was a way to do it. Also, there was no such thing as a wall you could not get through or around somehow.
Not this again...
Lol
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 6, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL....
That was for you. Hopefully I’ll get the facepalm this week.
by MookieTheCat on Sep 7, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I think SiteBot has bigger fish to fry, IMO
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 7, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously...
Drink some fucking beers you gimp.
[Note: if you do not understand this, see the game recap after the 18 run game, especially the key performance of Long Island Nole. Some research into his prior actions that day confirmed he was drinking in the afternoon, which is hardly surprising.]
by MookieTheCat on Sep 7, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I was at my girlfriends' this weekend:
We scored 18 runs? What the hell!?
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 7, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
You were unaware of this?
Damn man. You missed the game of the year. Tejada hit a HR. No joke. It was like stepping inot bizzarro world.
by MookieTheCat on Sep 7, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit!
Wow…
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 7, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
My sister has the Nintendo DS new one (Heart Gold)?
It actually looks pretty nice. Good graphics, and about a million new features. The last one I played was Gold, so…
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 6, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
ruby and sapphire were the shit
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Never played them
Were those the 3rd gen?
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sounds right
but by far the best gen was 2nd, Gold and Silver. 16 badges? Two whole regions? Hell yes.
John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.
I rocked the Silver
Day and night hunting? Sing me up.
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Oh, totally.
Silver was my bag. I haven’t had the time/money/energy to buy that remake they made of the Gold and Silver games, but I’d definitely consider getting it at some point. That game was (sadly) one of the highlights of my elementary school years.
John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.
scary I watched some Pokemon
in my college years lol. Jerry Manuel should be Jesse and James’ pokemon —the blue useless thing, what was it called?
"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"
Wobbuffet
Scary how I remembered that.
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ahem
wobufett is actually pretty much unstoppable with the right move set.
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
oh yeah, good point. I just remembered it being an annoyance.
"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"
by feslenraster on Sep 5, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Same here
only I’m the opposite of the spectrum. Pokemon long after my time.
by MetsFan4Decades on Sep 5, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what he means
I’m 26, but by the time Pokemon came out I was too old to get into it. Our generation were more Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Ghostbusters. The only reason I’m familiar with Pokemon is b/c my best friends little brother used to be obsessed and we used to mess around with his game to piss him off…we were very mature, clearly.
2009 Did Not Happen
Magmarnell!
It dislikes batters, so it dispatches 96 mph fastballs to make the environment more suitable for itself. It shares no relation to the Magmacoeur, which dispatches lazers
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I just wanna give the Tejadapi a hug.
Oh so very much.
by wrightttxgirlllx3 on Sep 5, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
I see the Taylor Swift/Ruben Tejada thing in that picture
by James Kannengieser on Sep 5, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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12;55 PM- Cannon Geyser residence. September 5th, 2010.
James belts “You Belong With Me” from his mom’s basement as a tribute to Ruben Tejada.
"I bet you'd lobby her, you horny 15 year old!" -Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan
I think it went something like this....
He has to pay rent, I help nerds vent
He’s in the mansion and I’m in the basement
Dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find
That what you’re lookin for has been here the whole time
by MookieTheCat on Sep 6, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I don't know what to be impressed about
that you made up new lyrics, or that you knew the original ones to begin with.
by wrightttxgirlllx3 on Sep 8, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Lyrics websites are good...
Having teenage sisters in law took care of the other part.
by MookieTheCat on Sep 8, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Mwahaha.
It really is so true. Somebody tell me I’m wrong.
by wrightttxgirlllx3 on Sep 6, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it's eye shape and eyebrows
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Burnazard
“Burnazard have very short tempers, and will readily pick a fight with anyone. It will continue to hold grudges fervently, even at the cost of its own well-being.”
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by sj10689 on Sep 5, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
brilliant, except he looks to happy here.
by secret defense on Sep 5, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
It probably won a fight against a bitter rival recently
I can see that condescending, conceited look in his eyes.
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I don't know
it kind of works in a “I’m slightly off” kind of way.
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it'd be perfect if you could find a gift of charizard doing belly drum
</end nerd>
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
I no haz MS Paintz, plus Im too lazy.
But can someone combine Rattata
with this face of Johan
It shall be called Santata.
“Cautious in the extreme, Santata’s hardy vitality lets it pitch in any kind of enviroment.”
Consequences will never be the same.
I think Arias and Rattata fits much better
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This.
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by Steve Schreiber on Sep 5, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
That's probably the last one I would have picked...yet it works.
John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.
Using non-original 150 Pokemon is cheating
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I wasn't being serious
Although I do think we should try to stick to the originals – or at least well known 2nd gen Pokemon (like Togepi).
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I suppose that's fair
In the case of Rod Barajas, however, the one I chose fit perfectly. I have no idea who I would pick for Barajas from the first 251, though. (Perhaps Heracross?)
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I wonder about the Legendaries, though
Like, for instance, Seaogre (Tom Seaver + Kyogre), Ho-joh (Hojo + Ho-oh), Dockrom (Dwight “Doc K” Gooden + Zekrom) and of course, Mewtuuu (Mewtwo + Tuuu Timp)
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lol I can see the conflict now
15 years ago
“Pokemon Blue is better than Red.”
Now
“White is better than black”
“you racist!”
Gas prices today are a lot like a pitcher's ERA. Anything under 3 is amazing, under 4 is pretty good and anything 5 and up is something you want to avoid.
by Bobby Baseball on Sep 5, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
As someone who owned Pokemon Blue
I can honestly say that people who owned Pokemon Red were the flowing locked master race. They had Electabuzz, Scyther, Arcanine, Primeape…we had Magmar, the Pokemon with a butt for a forehead.
John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.
What are you people talking about?
Oh yes, when Pokemon came out I was in college misbehaving. Now I remember why I don’t know this.
HoJowack
HoJowak’s aggressive game-plan is rigorously preached, making it’s removal futile. It’s hacking spirit can’t be broken, no matter how many times it’s been defeated.
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by Ogre39666 on Sep 5, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
ASSAGOR
Jokamel is consuming all of Satisfizor’s pleasure!
HELLO HELLO MR WILPON... BUY THAT MANSION. WE DONT NEED A CONDO.
For all you old guys out there....
I just called my parents and asked them to send me my Monstrous Compendium from when I was 11. We’re gonna have to show these yunngins what monsters were like, D&D style.
lol I still have a monstrous compendium here
Olivere Perez= Spectre, an undead human spirit who hates all goodness and life, sucks the energy from others
I have to look up others hehe.
"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"
I was thinking of Dickey as the Phoenix...
Rising from the dead every so often. Ollie makes a good spectre.
Is the Metster Manual soon to come?
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 6, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I kinda lost interest today...
But soon, yeah. I need to let the Pokemon thing wear off first. Best not to clog the tubes.
by MookieTheCat on Sep 7, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
So, i herd u liek mudkipz...
And... It's outta here!!!
by SuperSantana on Sep 6, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
clearly Brian Stokes is a Mudkip
he’s a master of teh Internets
John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.
I don't get it
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 6, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Still don't get it, but...Okay.
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 7, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
How is that funny or anything, though?
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 7, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I have been researching 4chan memes today....
Mostly because I had to figure out why Jews and Republicans deny the existence of ceiling cat. Some stuff on there is hilarious. Most of it is just strange, which is likewise hilarious if viewed in the correct light. Personally, having now known what a Mudkip was 48 hours ago, I think both the origin myth (all people have origin myths) and the existence are wildly entertaining.
by MookieTheCat on Sep 7, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I am a Jew, and am registered Republican (even though I'm a moderate Democrat)
and I am going to have to deny the existence of ceiling cat, because I don’t know what it is. And, as we all know, we have to hate, fear, and ignore things that we don’t understand.
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 7, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I still feel compelled to deny it's existence.
I can’t help it.
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 7, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
have you seen the ceiling cat bible?
I don’t know whether to be offended or lol.
mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon
Given that my friend who introduced me to ceiling cat...
Is a Church of Christ preacher, something tells me you should be ok with it.
by MookieTheCat on Sep 7, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure Leviticus is awesome.
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 7, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow, someone took time out to "paraphrase" all that?
Apparently, the Ceiling Cat has quite the following. Obviously, I’m in the dark on this.
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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-herd-u-like-mudkips
More explanationzz
by Criss Angel Couldn't Make Frenchy Vanish on Sep 7, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I spent a LOT of time reviewing memes on ED last night...
I fear for the human race.
AzPelf
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by RangersandMets on Sep 6, 2010 1:28 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
saberpokemon 1
David Wright: Infernape— Wright, like Infernape, does a number of things well without being the best at any of them, causing him to become underrated. Infernape has a good base 104 Attack and 104 Special attack, similar to the way Wright has good, even spread of component offensive skills (average, power, patience). With the right teammates, Wright and Infernape can both slot into a variety of spots in the lineup. Both share average defenses and plus speed. The sum of the parts in each case is one of the best in the game.
Carlos Beltran: Metagross— Metagross is a plus pokemon on offense and defense with a base 135 Attack, and 130 Defense. Its speed and health, however, are easily diminished, like Beltran’s. Metagross also buckles under ground attacks, like Beltran’s knees.
Jose Reyes: Alakazam—With an extremely specialized attack skills (135 spA) and one of the most enviable base-speeds in the game (120), Alakazam can outrun most anything. Poor HP, however, (base 55) forces trainers to frequently take Alakazam out of their lineups as a precautionary measure. Make no mistake: Alakazam is still a great pokemon and a viable lead. Better competition, however, makes him less impressive than during his early years.
Luis Castillo: Golem— In the 90’s, Golem was a viable defensive specialist with some attack. Awful speed (45 base) makes him totally unviable now. Many people, blinded by nostalgia, still believe Golem is good. It also makes its teammates look worse with no supporting-movepool.
by Sam Page on Sep 6, 2010 1:32 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Ummmmmmm wow.
There are times when I feel old and out of touch. This is one of those times. Notwithstanding, I see a kernel of genius here.
Wow, this is pretty interesting
I’m guessing that their UZRs and WAR components were broken down, and then compared side-by-side with the existing Pokémon, like so:
HP = Health (For that matter, Chansey NEVER gets injured)
ISO = Attack
OPS = Special attack
UZR = Defense
- Plays = Special defense
Speed = Speed
So with this in mind, I would assume that Willie Mays would be a perfect fit for Arceus.
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fine, Ripken was Blissey
Gehrig was old school Chansey
John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.
I almost made a Cal Ripken reference there
It’s hard to argue that Cal Ripken/Lou Gehrig would fit it with the Chansey-Blissey group.
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GEEodude
"The one thing you don't want to do is hit a home run. That's a rally-killer." -Jeff Francoeur
by RangersandMets on Sep 6, 2010 1:39 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Omarytar
"The one thing you don't want to do is hit a home run. That's a rally-killer." -Jeff Francoeur
by RangersandMets on Sep 6, 2010 1:47 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Santanachan
"The one thing you don't want to do is hit a home run. That's a rally-killer." -Jeff Francoeur
by RangersandMets on Sep 6, 2010 1:57 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Exeggcused
“While Exeggcused functions using all three of its brains, its mental processes often overlap, causing it to function irrationally and making it vulnerable to common obstacles. If attacked by fire or engulfed in flames, one of its heads may fall off.”
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by sj10689 on Sep 6, 2010 2:57 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Jerrodactyl
“A prehistoric POKéMET who roamed the skies. Jerrodactyl became extinct, as its prey began to outsmart it.”
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by sj10689 on Sep 6, 2010 4:55 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow, I really must start targeting the actual players a bit more
I’ve done enough FO PokéMets for now.
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Louduca
“While on a rampage, Louduca constantly stomps its feet and lets out a series of loud bellows that could easily knock down a large crowd. Woe to those who provoke this POKéMET.”
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by sj10689 on Sep 6, 2010 6:11 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Yea
I am kinda with mookiethecat on this one. By the time pokemon got big in 99 I was about 13-14 and learned that 10 dollars could be a pack of newports and a 12 pack of natty ice. From that point forward I had a lot more fun. Now if there were some way to do this with metal gear or super baseball 2020 then we would be good, but alas not enough character.
by MetsKnicksRutgers on Sep 6, 2010 8:00 AM EDT reply actions
Natty Ice;
always a horrible decision.
Save Jenrry Mejia!
In lobby for Josh Byrnes/Chip Hale as Mets 2011 GM/Manager.
Damn...
.Where did you live? I could maybe get a pack of smokes and a sixer, or maybe a few St Ides 40s, but a 12er? Damn.
This was
2000. In jersey smokes were still like 3.45 and a 12 pack of natty was o ly round 5-6 bucks up until a few yearsvlater
by MetsKnicksRutgers on Sep 7, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Typing fail
12 packs of natty was only 5-6 bucks up until a few years ago
by MetsKnicksRutgers on Sep 7, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Damn.
I missed out living in the city. Then again I remember when two 40s of Red Chief (or whatever it was called, the lovely malt liquor named after a Native American in a true alcohol production I’m Keith Hernandez moment) went for $2.79. And in Brooklyn we had stoops where with a paper bag you could sit outside all night in the summer. Oh the halcyon days of youth.
by MookieTheCat on Sep 7, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
This thread became so awesome so quickly
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 7, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
I don't know how much time you have on your hands
But this is fairly hysterical
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next." -George Michael Steinbrenner III
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