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PokéMets

Bumped from FanPosts.

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(Criss Angel Couldn't Make Frenchy Vanish gave me the inspiration with his Pokémon card-themed Fanpost)

I, of course, am not a PokéMet master, and as such, I am missing PokéMets in my PokéDex. If anyone has seen other PokéMets, be sure to share them. Likewise, if people have descriptions of PokéMets that my PokéDex does not, by all means, share:

Geoduda

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"???"

Lameduck

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"Lameduck often waddles around aimlessly. It regularly resolves to do things it later forgets to do."

Lickipelf

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"This PokéMet is known to lick anything within a five-foot vicinity of the pitchers mound. Infielders beware."

Mischter Mime

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"???"

Mr. Metapod

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"Over time, Mr. Metapod has developed the ability to harden his skin and emotions as a defense mechanism against Met collapses."

Takahorsea

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"???"

Wilponix

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"A PokéMet whose bark is much worse than his bite. Wilponix looks intimidating, but fully lacks intestinal fortitude."

Who?nter

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"A mysterious PokéMet that many consider mythical. Sightings of this PokéMet are far and few in between."

Frenchikarp

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"Regardless of the situation, Frenchikarp flails around first, and thinks later."

Mo'lax

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"Scientists estimate that the Mo'lax eats approximately three times it's body weight every week."

Krappy

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"Most fishermen throw back Krappy after catching them- most see Krappy as nothing more than a pest."

Kakunza

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"A weak PokéMet, whose sole technique, 'String Shot', only serves to delay the inevitable beatdown that is coming."

Tejadapi

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"Not fully hatched, Tejadapi does not know any techniques, and depends on others to defend it."

Weepinbeltran

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"Weepinbeltran performs photosynthesis with such ease that it's photosynthesizing capabilities are often overlooked."

HitmonRod

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"HitmonRod regularly enters into a berserker rage, and pummeling any who challenge him."

(Via Squid's PokéDex)

Moletran

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"???"

(Via Squid's PokéDex)

 

Wrightchu

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"???"

(Via Secret Defense's PokéDex)

Jenrreevee

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"A versatile PokéMet that causes confusion where ever it goes, due to the many forms it can take when evolving."

(Via Ogre's PokéDex)

Jerryther

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"Though it possesses two large blades, Jerryther tends not to cut others until it is too late."

(Via Ogre's PokéDex)

Rapagan

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"???"

(Via Ogre's PokéDex)

Electromir

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"Electromir Is constantly discharging stored electricity, but only rarely will it result in actual power."

Wallauros

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"Known for its violent urges and rowdy, aggressive disposition. Will charge at the sight of an Umpire."

(Via Ogre's PokéDex)

Slowpon

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"Known as the 'Dopey Pokémon', it is a very slow-witted creature, and requires lots of patience to tolerate it. Easily distracted and unresponsive to pain."

(Via Ogre's PokéDex)

Alex Gloom

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"Known for it’s frown and foul disposition, it’s game is often described as resembling of old sneakers, garbage, and rotten eggs with a hint of skunk fumes. Approximately 1 in 1,000 people enjoy the sight of Gloom on their teams roster. Those that don’t, have been known to curse their fandom upon seeing it."

(Via Ogre's PokéDex)

R.A. Squirtle

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"R.A. Squirtle blasts his water gun at his opponents, causing them to flail helplessly."

(Via Ogre's PokéDex)

Barajarupt

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"Barajarupt stores tremendous power – it can go off at any moment, often sending debris high into the sky."

(Via Sj's PokéDex)

Magmarnell

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"It dislikes batters, so it dispatches 96 MPH heat to make the environment more suitable for itself."

(Via Syler's PokéDex)

Burnazard

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"Burnazard have very short tempers, and will readily pick a fight with anyone. It will continue to hold grudges fervently, even at the cost of its own well-being."

(Via Sj's PokéDex)

Blancofree

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"???"

(Via EtSuke's PokéDex)

HoJoWack

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"HoJowak’s aggressive game-plan is rigorously preached, making it’s removal futile. It’s hacking spirit can’t be broken, no matter how many times it’s been defeated."

(Via Ogre's PokéDex)

Jerrodactyl

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"A prehistoric POKéMET who roamed the skies. Jerrodactyl became extinct, as its prey began to outsmart it."

(Via Sj's PokéDex)

Louduca

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“While on a rampage, Louduca constantly stomps its feet and lets out a series of loud bellows that could easily knock down a large crowd. Woe to those who provoke this POKéMET.”

(Via Sj's PokéDex)



 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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