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The Mets will make like they're interested in Darvish

and then go on to sign 45 year old soft tossing lefty Yu Takahashi. This will be proclaimed a big move by the Mets. All problems solved.

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by Steve Schreiber on Sep 5, 2010 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

this

Gas prices today are a lot like a pitcher's ERA. Anything under 3 is amazing, under 4 is pretty good and anything 5 and up is something you want to avoid.

by Bobby Baseball on Sep 5, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god please!

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by Ogre39666 on Sep 5, 2010 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

It's nice they're interested

But I assume the Yankees and Red Sox will be in on him, and we know they’ll outspend the Mets.

by Mount17 on Sep 5, 2010 4:36 PM EDT reply actions  

This is where problems usually start

Though I’m happy that neither one got Aroldis Chapman. One Yankee fan, in particular, concurs.

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by sj10689 on Sep 6, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

Has something changed, cause he has never shown any interest at coming to pitch in the US?

by Jeffrey Paternostro on Sep 5, 2010 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Not really

Just teams doing their homework in case he is posted considering the season is coming to a close.

He did make a comment about “going up the staircase step by step,” but he then clarified that that was in terms of himself, not coming stateside.

I bet Jerry Manuel just bunted.

by GilbertP on Sep 5, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He signed a huge deal with Nippon Ham...

On December 9, 2009 and won’t be a free agent until 2013. He makes roughly $3.5 million in Japan now. This site is really useful. Apparently his father contacted an agent in the US a few months ago and the Yankees sent a scout to look at him a few days ago. Since Nippon Ham has him for so long, it seems to me that his posting to the US would be incredibly expensive.

by MookieTheCat on Sep 5, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's shown interest

his team has refused to post him until he’s old and no one wants him basically, well not really but not until he’d be of more use to them from the money his posting brings in than from his actually pitching.

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Sep 5, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Darvish ever came to the Mets

I would give up criticising anything they ever did again. I’m sure it would never happen, but it’s pretty much my dream scenario.

by deadspy3 on Sep 5, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

...unless they made him a closer

John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.

by squid92 on Sep 5, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god

Or even better, “eighth inning guy”

by deadspy3 on Sep 5, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

"he's the bridge!"

John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.

by squid92 on Sep 5, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It'll probably go down like Frank Viola

A few really good seasons, and then DW (the pitching coach, that is) will screw up his mechanics. Frank “Sweet Music” Viola ended that 1991 season on a bad note, before going to Boston.

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by sj10689 on Sep 6, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what's funny?

I was looking at Ray Knight’s stats today, just to bask in the glory.

Ray was MVP of the 86 Series. Before him in 85 was Bret Saberhagen, after him in 87 Frank Viola. Explains the Mets slide thereafter fairly well.

by MookieTheCat on Sep 6, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do not want

Take the Posting Fee and the huge contract you’d have to give to this guy and put it in to the draft and non-ridiculously priced IFA’s.

I’d rather sign the 5 best IFA’s on the market than Darvish and that would probably be cheaper.

You know, if we were actually a smart organization. We won’t do that so we might as well take Darvish because signing free agents to bloated deals is better than cultivating young, cost controlled talent.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.

by AnthonyR on Sep 5, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

The thing with Darvish is that he's only like 22, right?

So there’s that…and he’s already pretty established as a top of the rotation pitcher in Japan.

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by Steve Schreiber on Sep 5, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's 24....

A few red flags:
1. While he kills in Japan, against international competition he hasn’t been great (actually, pretty bad).
2. He’s the highest paid pitcher in Japanese baseball, which means our yen for him will require a lot of yen.
3. He has his own charity dedicated to developing water supplies. This seems like an AA charity drive in the making, which is a bad sign.
4. From Wikipedia:

Darvish is the current spokesmodel for DyDo’s D-1 COFFEE canned coffee line, succeeding former teammate Tsuyoshi Shinjo in this role.

by MookieTheCat on Sep 5, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Disagree

Shinjo is all that is awesome

by Sokojoe on Sep 5, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did manage to be worth 2 WAR per 600 PA

Mostly because of his D; 69.2 UZR/150 in LF and 11.7 UZr/150 in CF.

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by Ogre39666 on Sep 5, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know...

that dude as range!

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by Ogre39666 on Sep 5, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

our yen for him will require a lot of yen

touche.

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Sep 5, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

This...
Darvish received further publicity when he was caught smoking in a pachinko parlor on an off-day during his first Spring Training in 2005, despite not being old enough to legally smoke nor to gamble at the time. The incident prompted his high school to suspend him, and the Fighters to place him under probation for an indefinite period of time and order him to participate in community service.Without any aspersion on Darvish, part of the way we got ito this mess is by signing guys to huge, bloated contracts. The way we will not get out of it is by signing guys to huge, bloated, contracts. Maybe Darvish would be a great addition. Even still he would only be one guy who would play just a bit more than once a week. I think the point that we will probably sign an Ollie and two Castillos for the money is also a good one, so maybe Darvish hmmmm.

If there’s one thing the Nats’ Stras experience told us this year it’s that pitching prospects are a very dicey proposition. Then again, I think he might get the Keith Hernandez seal of approval due to this (from Wikipedia):

Darvish received further publicity when he was caught smoking in a pachinko parlor on an off-day during his first Spring Training in 2005, despite not being old enough to legally smoke nor to gamble at the time. The incident prompted his high school to suspend him, and the Fighters to place him under probation for an indefinite period of time and order him to participate in community service.

by MookieTheCat on Sep 5, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that post was f'ed up. Let's try it again.

Without any aspersion on Darvish, part of the way we got ito this mess is by signing guys to huge, bloated contracts. The way we will not get out of it is by signing guys to huge, bloated, contracts. Maybe Darvish would be a great addition. Even still he would only be one guy who would play just a bit more than once a week. I think the point that we will probably sign an Ollie and two Castillos for the money is also a good one, so maybe Darvish hmmmm.

If there’s one thing the Nats’ Stras experience told us this year it’s that pitching prospects are a very dicey proposition. Then again, I think he might get the Keith Hernandez seal of approval due to this (from Wikipedia):

Darvish received further publicity when he was caught smoking in a pachinko parlor on an off-day during his first Spring Training in 2005, despite not being old enough to legally smoke nor to gamble at the time. The incident prompted his high school to suspend him, and the Fighters to place him under probation for an indefinite period of time and order him to participate in community service.

by MookieTheCat on Sep 5, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, the thrills of youth...

John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.

by squid92 on Sep 5, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

See below.

Apparently so. They got married well within 9 months from she gave birth. From what I’ve read this was a big fat deal in Japan.

by MookieTheCat on Sep 5, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Isn’t this the country where the boy groups sing and dance in concert in their underpants, and where lusting after fourteen year old girls is the national pasttime?

by Jack Str on Sep 8, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

A wacky place, Japan.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 8, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh NO! he was caught smoking and gambling!--Dishonor to his House!

in all seriousness though, is Yu Darvish even available for posting? Isn’t his “free agency” period starting when he’s around 30? and didn’t this guy say he didn’t want to test the MLB waters?

I don’t know about him on the Mets, aside from Tak2, the Mets streak with Japanese players seem to be pretty lousy. (from Shinjo, to Koryiama)…I’d rather not gamble on him…there are other perfectly decent Free Agents to potentially waste money on.

"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"

by feslenraster on Sep 5, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

See above...

His dad met with a MLB agent (Arn Tellem) in May and a number of teams have sent scouts to see him. He’s signed until 2013 but if recent history is any guide

Oh, the smoking and gambling thing does not make him worse in my book: it makes him better. As does his very cute wife:

by MookieTheCat on Sep 5, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

And look at her filmography!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saeko

I changed my mind. I want any player whose wife starred in the cinematic tour de force “Be Bop High School 2.” No amount of money is too much.

by MookieTheCat on Sep 5, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

The photo on the left bugs me a little, though.

What’s up with especially Japanese women lately dressing up and made up to look like plastic dolls?

by Jack Str on Sep 5, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Search Google images for her.

There are a few that were kinda unpostable.

by MookieTheCat on Sep 5, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

This is simply un-postable

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by Ogre39666 on Sep 5, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently so....

Given it’s placement in the middle of a sentence. It is rebelling against you. Hey, they’re not the HVW but still….

by MookieTheCat on Sep 5, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha!

ever watch Ninja Warrior and especially Women of Ninja Warrior?

"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"

by feslenraster on Sep 5, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

And... It's outta here!!!

by SuperSantana on Sep 6, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

wtf it's described as

“the fight club meets the breakfast club”

there’s no way it’s not the greatest movie ever.

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Sep 5, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

according to my sources

Nana is a pretty good movie, and it stars Aoi Miyazaki, who is one of the most talented young actresses in the world.

by secret defense on Sep 6, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nana?

Oh. The Japanese one. The French film Nana (based on Zola’s book of the same title) is a psuedo-pr0n.

by MookieTheCat on Sep 6, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure....

This film was one I saw when I was 17 or so. Don’t really remember details.

by MookieTheCat on Sep 7, 2010 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

woah

John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.

by squid92 on Sep 5, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh by most reports

he’s not going to get posted for years.

mediocrity thy name is Wilpon- jdon

by Gina on Sep 5, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

let me dream

John Olerud, Hall of Famer. Got a nice ring to it.

by squid92 on Sep 6, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Please tell me that this entry was sarcastic....

Otherwise I think I might laugh until I cry. I guess this underscores that you never know what you’re getting from Japan until you open the box.

In Japan, a typical season for Igarashi was pure K-Rod: a strikeout rate hovering around 11 per 9 and a BB/9 between 4 and 5. And while, yes, the NBP is a kind of high-AAA minor league, Igarashi signed for a total $3 million and Rodriguez $55 million (with vesting option of doom). A $12-million dollar salary disparity is too much for two players with a very good, non-zero chance of pitching almost identically in 2010, and it reflects a failure of process.

by MookieTheCat on Sep 6, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

weird

i had a dream a few months ago that i became GM and i signed this guy and he was sick

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by Rey-O on Sep 6, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

The Mets better be fucking interested in Darvish

That is all.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 7, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Addendum:

SIGN HIM AT ALL COSTS!!

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 7, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

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