Congratulations Dillon Gee on a great start...

by MookieTheCat on Sep 7, 2010 11:46 PM EDT

And for that, I present--bumped from the game recap with minor changes by me--"Dillon Gee" (to the tune of Let It Be).

When Johan’s arm’s in a world of trouble
Even Jerry must agree
Who’s left in the system? Dillon Gee.
When Pelf and Misch have played and stumbled
And gave up runs in an endless spree
Who can stop the bleeding? Dillon Gee.
Dillon Gee, Dillon Gee, Dillon Gee, Dillon Gee.
Just one game and our fifth starter: Dillon Gee.

And when there’s no point to the season
Except blowouts that will bring Ollie,
Who comes to the rescue? Dillon Gee.
For though the FO is dumb as doorknobs
Still a chance that they will see
You might want to play some Bisons, like Dillon Gee.
Dillon Gee, Dillon Gee. Yeah
Finally some freaking good news, Dillon Gee.

And when you almost got your no no,
But for that third rate hack Willie,
You’ll get one against the Pirates, Dillon Gee.
That is if the Manuel, king of excuses
Doesn’t start Takahashi
There would be rebellion, Dillon Gee.
Dillon Gee, Dillon Gee.
Welcome to the rotation, Dillon Gee.
Dillon Gee, Dillon Gee
Please ignore Dan Warthen, Dillon Geeeeee…

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Good for him, post gm interview for all to see.

http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/mets/post/_/id/9932/video-gee-money-in-debut

by TheKid08 on Sep 7, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions

I love this guy already...

He looks and acts like he should be assistant manager of a Chili’s in Abilene. The “I blacked out” quote is priceless.

by MookieTheCat on Sep 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions

Also the....

“Nah, that was just a bad curveball” line. Fantastic for a guy to say things like that.

by MookieTheCat on Sep 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions

see, why I've been 100% behind Gee?

and should be considered at least top 20 in this farm system? hopefully he will continue to do well.

"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"

by feslenraster on Sep 8, 2010 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions

I think he's going to have a few horrible outings,

but he’s got enough stuff to stick with the Mets. Since the FO believes in small samples I hope he keeps pitching well and stakes a claim on next year’s staff.

by Jack Str on Sep 9, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions

Ugh Mr. Straw....

First your hot girlfriend, then your lie about having hot girls in your D&D group (clearly untrue in this universe), and now your continuing presence as the voice of reason. Gee will win the Cy Young next year, as well as ROY, the Roberto Clemente Award, the Gold Glove, the Heisman, the Guy LaFleur Trophy for best 3-letter names starting with G, and the AVN award for best male actor. This I know from one start, and this you cannot argue with.

by MookieTheCat on Sep 9, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions

haha! I know, right! hot girls in D&D...girls AT ALL in D&D

though I do think Gee will put up a few stinkers, ALL pitchers do…

"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"

by feslenraster on Sep 9, 2010 8:19 AM EDT up reply actions

Hey, I have a hot girlfriend who plays D&D

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Sep 9, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions

Amen, brother.

I remember one in particular, hot as all get out, who got up on the playtable on her hands and knees in order to press her sweet ripe face close to the board and scrutinize the hex grid thoroughly and oh so slowly. She knew exactly the effect she was having on her audience, about fifteen of us that particular and memorable night. At least twelve of us didn’t mind in the least. It was a truly awesome… display.

by Jack Str on Sep 12, 2010 4:16 AM EDT up reply actions

Where did you go again?

I might want to get another degree. I’m guessing RISD, but that’s just a shot in the dark.

by MookieTheCat on Sep 12, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions

Ok, seriously MTC

Where do you get the time?
And Rec.

Ryan Miller was the true MVP.
I really hate Jerry.

by Jsz on Sep 8, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions

I really think that

five or six people sitting near each other could turn the “Dillon Gee, Dillon Gee, Dillon Gee, Dillon Gee” bit into a real chant at Citi. Maybe even plus “please ignore Dan Warthen”, which would be very pleasing.

by deadspy3 on Sep 9, 2010 7:54 AM EDT reply actions