And for that, I present--bumped from the game recap with minor changes by me--"Dillon Gee" (to the tune of Let It Be).
When Johan’s arm’s in a world of trouble
Even Jerry must agree
Who’s left in the system? Dillon Gee.
When Pelf and Misch have played and stumbled
And gave up runs in an endless spree
Who can stop the bleeding? Dillon Gee.
Dillon Gee, Dillon Gee, Dillon Gee, Dillon Gee.
Just one game and our fifth starter: Dillon Gee.
And when there’s no point to the season
Except blowouts that will bring Ollie,
Who comes to the rescue? Dillon Gee.
For though the FO is dumb as doorknobs
Still a chance that they will see
You might want to play some Bisons, like Dillon Gee.
Dillon Gee, Dillon Gee. Yeah
Finally some freaking good news, Dillon Gee.
And when you almost got your no no,
But for that third rate hack Willie,
You’ll get one against the Pirates, Dillon Gee.
That is if the Manuel, king of excuses
Doesn’t start Takahashi
There would be rebellion, Dillon Gee.
Dillon Gee, Dillon Gee.
Welcome to the rotation, Dillon Gee.
Dillon Gee, Dillon Gee
Please ignore Dan Warthen, Dillon Geeeeee…