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Kris Benson, We Hardly Knew Ye

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Earlier this month, Kris Benson formally announced his retirement. Fittingly, this news did not garner much attention, since Benson seemed to spend his entire professional career being overlooked or cast in someone else's shadow. Google "Kris Benson" and the top of the search results page, listed before anything related to the pitcher himself, are several pics of his photogenic wife, model Anna Benson. It's an unfortunate end to a career that once showed so much promise, and a cautionary tale of the fate that befalls many a number one draft pick.

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Benson was a star at Clemson University, where teammates referred to him as The Messiah (a difficult label to live up to, I'd bet). During his collegiate baseball career, he won ACC Male Athlete of the Year, no small feat in a conference known more for hardwood than hardball. He also pitched for USA in the 1996 Olympics, winning a bronze medal. That same year, he was the first overall pick in the amateur draft, selected by the Pirates, thus ensuring he'd spend his best MLB years in Baseball Purgatory.

The righty made his major league debut in 1999, and pitched impressively enough to finish fourth in rookie of the year balloting. Benson had two notable run-ins with the Mets that year. On July 27 at Shea, he pitched a complete game, besting Orel Hershiser and the "Mercury Mets" on the infamous Turn Back the Clock Night. (See the pic above for what Benson was sporting that night; only slightly better than the Mercury Mets duds.) He returned to Queens for the last scheduled game of the regular season, when the Mets needed a win to ensure they would play again that year. Benson stifled the Mets for 7 innings, allowing just one unearned run. (New York eventually advanced to a one-game playoff against Cincinnati thanks to that rarest of outcomes, a walkoff wild pitch.)

He did not suffer a sophomore slump, throwing 217 innings and striking out 184 batters in 2000, and looked like he might be on the verge of superstardom. But Tommy John surgery put Benson out of commission for the entire 2001 season, and both those totals would turn out to be career highs. His next few seasons would be marked by injury, but he retained enough stuff to catch the Mets' eye as a midseason trade in 2004. Benson was acquired (along with Jeff Keppinger) for Ty Wigginton (made superfluous by the emergence of David Wright) and Jose Bautista (who had yet to flash 54-homers-a-season power).  As luck would have it, it wasn't even the most high profile Mets deal that summer; GM Jim Duquette dealt away gem of the farm system Scott Kazmir for unfortunate soul Victor Zambrano.

Benson pitched well enough in a Mets uniform; I still remember an admirable performance in a Subway Series contest at Shea in which he bested Randy Johnson (the game known forever after as The Mr. Koo Game). He also started the back-and-forth interleague game against the Angels shown occasionally on Mets Classics, tied in the bottom of the ninth on a Marlon Anderson inside-the-park HR and won a Cliff Floyd homer of the over-the-fence variety.

But Benson's time in New York was dominated by his outspoken, provocative wife. The press obsessed over the shapely ex-stripper--and she over them. After years of living in quiet Pittsburgh, Anna took full advantage of relocating to the media capital of the country. Typical of her public pronouncements: an appearance on Howard Stern where she proclaimed that if Kris ever cheated on her, she'd exact revenge with each one of his teammates. She also made some noise about wanting to do a reality show, which must made the Mets front office break out in a collective sweat.

The last straw came when she played Mrs. Claus to her husband's Santa during the annual Mets holiday party, complete with skimpy costume. Shortly thereafter, Benson was shipped to Baltimore in exchange for reliever Jorge Julio and then-afterthought John Maine. Though GM Omar Minaya insisted otherwise, the Mets presumably dealt Kris primarily because it got Anna out of their hair.

Benson enjoyed a decent season for the Orioles in 2006, and even beat the Mets in an intersquad game at Shea while belting a home run off of Pedro Martinez. It would turn out to be his last hurrah. A rotator cuff injury knocked him out for all of 2007, and he toiled in the Phillies' minor league system for the entire following season. He appeared in a grand total of 11 games in 2009 and 2010 for the Diamondbacks and Rangers before hanging up his spikes.

Once one of the best prospects in the game, Benson finished his career slightly under .500 (70-75) and a career ERA of 4.42. Just a reminder of how quickly injury and other factors can erode a promising career, particularly for pitchers. One only need to look at the man Benson was traded for, John Maine, to see another example of a pitcher who fell back to earth quickly. Benson may have not accomplished as much as he wanted to in his MLB career, but hey, we'll always have the Mr. Koo Game.

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we’ll always have the Mr. Koo Game Anna.

What's the score, boys?
What did Bugs Bunny do?
What's with the Carrot League baseball today?

by StorkFan on Jan 25, 2011 1:12 PM EST reply actions  

I was at the Koo game

Still my favorite Mets game I’ve ever been to.

Great piece, Matt!

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by John Lopiano on Jan 25, 2011 1:31 PM EST reply actions  

I remember watching that game on TV

and talking to one of my childhood friends (Yankee fan) when Koo hit the double off Johnson. I nearly did a back flip at the time. Plus, the embarrassment to my buddy was priceless. I’m sure it was even more exciting to have been there to see it.

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by The Glider on Jan 25, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

There is no such thing as a walk-off wild pitch

I hate this ESPN virus that is having people use walk-off for everything.

Walk-off does not replace game-winning for proper usage.

A walk-off=home run, walk, hbp, ground rule double.

Sorry, but this is a pet peeve of mine.

"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-

by future on Jan 25, 2011 1:48 PM EST reply actions  

Why exactly is there no such thing?

Isn’t a walk-off any play that makes everyone “walk off” the field, ie. in the middle of an inning?

by supermets on Jan 25, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

"rule book double"

That’s a pet peeve of mine.

Unless you hit the scaffolding at tropicana field or get it through the clown’s mouth at enronwhatever park, it’s not a ground rule double.

Image credit for Jerrysaurus goes to astromets

by hotspur on Jan 25, 2011 8:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

That uniform is hideous. I remember Gammons calling him the next Pedro Martinez back when I was a Pirates fan.

Morgan: Do you think I could come into the clubhouse after the game and display my ass for both those veterans and the younger guys?

Baker: Well, Joe, you are on the payroll of the team, and you're a legend, so I suppose — holy shit!

[Joe has appeared next to Dusty, in the dugout, completely naked]

Morgan: Hey.

by TradeAndruw on Jan 25, 2011 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

Yikes. It's like the Islanders' Fisherman logo barfed all over a Pirates Uni

You cannot stop Jeremy Colliton. You can only hope to recall him. --Dom, LHH

by isles732 on Jan 25, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

wow this makes me feeel old

"17-14 is the final, OK? 17-14 fellas. ONE touchdown and we are WORLD CHAMPIONS!! BELIEVE it, and it WILL happen!!"

by espnsucks on Jan 25, 2011 4:26 PM EST reply actions  

A cautionary tale?

Dude has millions of dollars and a wife with enormous cans. Meanwhile, I buy my wardrobe at the dollar store and my manager lets me take home any of the lo mein noodles left over from the food court lunch buffet. That’s a sensible way to reduce your budget.

Image credit for Jerrysaurus goes to astromets

by hotspur on Jan 25, 2011 5:40 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

goos article except...

let’s not go overboard on Jose Bautista just yet…he’s only had one 54 HR season :)

"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"

by feslenraster on Jan 25, 2011 6:17 PM EST reply actions  

"The Messiah"

Looking at his college numbers, I can see why. His final season at Clemson:

14-2, 156 IP, 2.02 ERA, 204 K, 27 BB, 7.56 K/BB, 0.87 WHIP

Benson wasn’t here very long but I have positive memories of him. Also, he looks a bit like Tom Glavine.

by James Kannengieser on Jan 25, 2011 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

One nitpick

I believe those ugly unis were for “Turn Ahead the Clock Night”, not “Turn Back the Clock Night”. Unless I’m unaware of baseball being played on Mercury at the turn of the century.

I am willing to wait to build a world class franchise (h/t to millsy)

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jan 25, 2011 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

Kris Benson =

Anna Benson
John Maine (2006 & 2007)

Thank you for your time with the Mets, Kris.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 26, 2011 12:47 AM EST reply actions  

And El Duque too,

when you consider Kris = Jorge Julio also, and Jorge Julio = El Duque.

I’m feeling like I wrote this already.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 26, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah Omar

Hit teh bulls eye on those moves getting Julio then flipping him and bring in John Maine. Boy was the sun shining on that guy (omar) for a brief period.

by Coolpapabell on Jan 26, 2011 1:25 AM EST reply actions  

The Mr Koo Game

is maybe my favourite game since becoming a fan in ’03

by deadspy3 on Jan 26, 2011 2:43 AM EST reply actions  

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