Murray Chass: He Can't, He Won't, and He Don't Stop.

Murray's one-man crusade against Mike Piazza and bacne continues unabated.

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sure shot?

i should have done mad roids when i was in high school. at least then i would have had an excuse.

HELLO HELLO MR WILPON... BUY THAT MANSION. WE DONT NEED A CONDO.

by kendynamo on Jan 25, 2011 11:06 AM EST reply actions

is he still writing? and more incredibly is anyone still reading? honestly, ‘chass on baseball’? it’s embarrassing more than anything else. does anyone ANYONE on this planet take any of the crap he spews seriously?

there are a few people who simply just need to be quiet and go away and chass is one of them.

by Rob Castellano on Jan 25, 2011 11:35 AM EST reply actions

Why is this man still employed?

I can do a lot better than that, and I have a meaningless, go-nowhere, trivial job. Somebody explain this to me please?

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

AA Gamethread Embiggening Record Holder- 453 posts (10/03/10)

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 25, 2011 12:19 PM EST reply actions

He is not

That is the saddest part. He does it for free now on his “not blog”.

"There’s talent in these here waters. Alderson just has to clear up the algae around the edges." - RJ Anderson / Fangraphs

by Dandy Salderson on Jan 25, 2011 1:03 PM EST up reply actions

When i was about to click to this story

the ad on the main page was for Proactiv for acne removal. Perfect.

What's the score, boys?
What did Bugs Bunny do?
What's with the Carrot League baseball today?

by StorkFan on Jan 25, 2011 1:03 PM EST reply actions

I click on the link

but then quickly x’d out the tab. I figured it wasn’t worth giving him the page view.

Save Jenrry Mejia!

by Ogre39666 on Jan 25, 2011 2:54 PM EST reply actions

Don't worry

It’s a link to Calciterra’s page. Unless you meant a link from there.

Calciterra is a lawyer. He is going by evidence standards. I don’t think that matters to Murray. he’s kinda driven it into the ground, but I wouldn’t be that surprised if Piazza did some PEDs. I think he admitted to some andro early in his career. Doesn’t matter much to me either way. He always seemed like a classy guy, unlike ’roid raged out Roger. Janish had a big to do over Piazza as well.

by wobatus on Jan 25, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions

I'm sure that after he finished writing

the article, Chass yelled “take that, take that” to no one in particular.

What's that about?

by Brian. on Jan 25, 2011 6:30 PM EST reply actions

In other news

Because Murray Chass continues to write large volumes of meaningless drivel, I have concluded that he uses crystal meth. This is because certain authors who used amphetamines, such as Jack Kerouac, wrote large volumes of meaningless drivel while on amphetamines.

We should all comment to Murray that rehab is his best option based on this conclusion. We need to help the man.

Note: To my knowledge Murray Chass has never used illegal drugs of any kind (though it really would not surprise me). However, the logic displayed in this post mirrors his logic about Piazza.

It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.

by MookieTheCat on Jan 25, 2011 6:42 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

I'm just going to pretend you didn't Jack Kerouac and Murray Chass in the same sentence

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet

by Syler on Jan 26, 2011 12:43 PM EST up reply actions

You don't have to pretend

Scott was asked if this win meant that Rex Ryan could now be looked at as an equal of Bill Belichick's as a coach.

"Why not better? Belichick is one Mo Lewis hit from being fired," Scott said. "[Brady] don't come in we might be talking about him on the unemployment line."

by Evan_S on Jan 26, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions

You know what I meant

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet

by Syler on Jan 26, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions

This is getting beyond sad now.

I cannot imagine any man obsessing over a glimpse of another dude’s shirtless back unless he’s harboring a serious crush on him.

I am willing to wait to build a world class franchise (h/t to millsy)

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jan 25, 2011 8:02 PM EST reply actions

MIKE PIAZZA IS NOT GAY

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

AA Gamethread Embiggening Record Holder- 453 posts (10/03/10)

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 26, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions

I won't believe it until he holds another press conference to say he's not gay.

Hell, I suspect everyone is gay until they hold a press conference to say otherwise.

Scott was asked if this win meant that Rex Ryan could now be looked at as an equal of Bill Belichick's as a coach.

"Why not better? Belichick is one Mo Lewis hit from being fired," Scott said. "[Brady] don't come in we might be talking about him on the unemployment line."

by Evan_S on Jan 26, 2011 12:43 AM EST up reply actions

Is Congress holding a gay finding investigation into baseball?

I’m sure with all that back acne Piazza couldn’t find a partner anyway.

If he is gay then he should be in the HoF as the greatest gay player since Pete Rose.

by ScottfromPeekskill on Feb 1, 2011 10:36 AM EST up reply actions

Anyone see Megdal's great response?

link
(h/t BtBS)

Save Jenrry Mejia!

by Ogre39666 on Jan 26, 2011 11:51 PM EST reply actions

sounds about right

I’ll just testify on Mikey’s behalf that I’m a 30-year-old guy whose facial acne pretty much went away after my teen years, but still has back acne from time to time, especially if, um, I’ve been doing vigorous activity like you would expect from a pro athlete.

"It’s just everytime we think the bar can’t get lower, they lower it. Now next year we’ll just be happy to hear that rogue shirtless officials aren’t implementing useless detrimental drills in spring training for no apparent reason."

-Gina, 3/1/10

by Greenpoint Ian on Jan 27, 2011 2:43 PM EST up reply actions