Ryan Howard riding around Whole Foods Market on a Rascal — The Fightins
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Real classy bunch of fans over there.
also
it makes me imagine that this is how Ike was getting around this year too…which makes me even sadder.
by BurleighGrimes on Oct 12, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Should I feel bad for a Philly?
Because I kind of do…
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Oct 12, 2011 1:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
no
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by Cory Braiterman on Oct 12, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel bad for Ryan Howard strictly on a personal level, since he's never really come across as a bad guy per se, but I do not feel bad for the Phillies as a whole or their fans.
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Oct 12, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Sounds good to me
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Oct 12, 2011 4:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yea, this
Howard is really the only Philly I don’t dislike. It doesn’t hurt that he has a terrible contract and the Philly fans are turning on him (I don’t dislike A-Rod either)
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Ryan Howard
shopping in Whole Foods:
“Yeah, give me a whole pig, a whole cow, a whole pumpkin, a whole pie….”
etc ad nauseum
by deadspy3 on Oct 12, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger. I want a hotdog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips
HELLO HELLO MR WILPON... BUY THAT MANSION. WE DONT NEED A CONDO.
by kendynamo on Oct 14, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I guess that Subway diet thing isn't working for him

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Weird.. I was just at that Whole Foods like two days ago
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by Hoyadestroya85 on Oct 12, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
This is far from the greatest cellphone pic ever taken.
BTW, how can you tell it’s Howard? I understand there’s probably not a lot of young-looking guys riding Rascals in Philly, but I can’t see anything to ID him in that photo.
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by BobbyV_Incognito on Oct 13, 2011 1:16 AM EDT reply actions
Did you see the license plate that says
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by CharlieIsles on Oct 13, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I'll bet he had a box of Special K in his basket.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 13, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
He bought the scooter in K-Mart
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Oct 13, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I wish I was at home
so I could post the “K-Man” GIF from the NLCS last year.
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by Thomas Wachtel on Oct 19, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I know which one you mean but
this just gives me another opportunity to post this one:

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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 19, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I never noticed this before but
the ump’s reaction was over-the-top. In a good way.
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
I wish this GIF was like two second longer, so we could see the reaction of the crowd
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Oct 20, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
LOL, as it is, I think the guy directly above the umpire fainted when he rung up Howard
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Oct 20, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Here it is:

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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 19, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Feel bad for Howard
Always came across as a nice guy to me…Philly fans who hate on him are honestly ridiculous.
Good, sometimes great player. Not a superstar player. Or something.
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Yeah, not a superstar.
He’s only 65-70% of the player he used to be.
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by BobbyV_Incognito on Oct 13, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
And his achillies is only 0% of what it used to be.
BOOM!
Save Jenrry Mejia!
Keep Reyes, Trade Wilpon.
by Ogre39666 on Oct 13, 2011 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
A lot of Philly fans are convinced he's worth the money
I don’t dislike him as much as utley, but I dislike him nonetheless.
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by Hoyadestroya85 on Oct 13, 2011 8:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow, how times change
this time last year, the Phillies fans talked about Ryan Howard with pride. Now, it’s verging on Luis Castillo levels (pre-6/12/09 levels, of course)
Phillies fans might officially be worse than Yankees fans. (In fact, I think that was even official this time last year.)
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by Thomas Wachtel on Oct 19, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm shocked Ryan Howard knows about Whole Foods
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