The Dickefication.

Basically I saw "It's Dickey" on rec'd posts.  This is what I thought to do.  My first two posts have gotten to "red'd" this way so I figured why break the trend.  I don't mean to steal anything, but for the more hip-hop focused of us...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-O5IHVhWj0&ob=av3e

Starts at 1:15

This pitcher is a starter, better than Gary Carter
He'll throw (a start) and not (blow apart)
It's Dickey, he's the man, here we go

It's Dickey to be the ace, to be the ace, let's hear some base
It's Dickey...it's Dickey (Dickey) Dickey (Dickey)
It's Dickey to be the ace, to be the ace let's hear some base
It's Dickey...Di-di-di-Dickey (Dickey) Diiiiiiickey

[Verse 1]

I watched this R.A. Dickey, his throws were rather tricky
Went to Terry and to Sandy, this signing isn't shitty
This pitcher does appease me, I must say that he'll please me
Or spend some dime on one that shines, but It's just not that easy

It's Dickey to be the ace, to be the ace, let's hear some bae
It's Dickey...it's Dickey (Dickey) Dickey (Dickey)
It's Dickey to be the ace, to be the ace let's hear some base
It's Dickey...Di-di-di-Dickey (Dickey) Diiiiiiickey

[Verse 2]

In New York the people talk and try to make us whine
They really (gawk) but they just (walked) because it's playoff time
And in the city it's a pity cos we just can't hide
Early exits don't mean nothin', cause the Mets gonna ride

It's Dickey to be the ace, to be the ace, let's hear some bae
It's Dickey...it's Dickey (Dickey) Dickey (Dickey)
It's Dickey to be the ace, to be the ace let's hear some base
It's Dickey...Di-di-di-Dickey (Dickey) Diiiiiiickey

[Verse 3]

When they break those perfect games up just every single time
I stop cheerin, don't start jeerin' cos I make up my mind
I'm not braggin', and not naggin' but R.A. is a star
Always pitchin and not bitchin, might as well be a Czar
A dude named David follows Daryll every game we play
Then he dissed him and dismissed him, now he's jockin' (for) Jose
I ain't trying to be lyin bout R.A on TV
They even botha Mike Piazza cos he's down with Dickey

It's Dickey to be the ace, to be the ace, let's hear some bae
It's Dickey...it's Dickey (Dickey) Dickey (Dickey)
It's Dickey to be the ace, to be the ace let's hear some base
It's Dickey...Di-di-di-Dickey (Dickey) Diiiiiiickey

[Verse 4]

He such a thug (and he just shrugs) and he goes for (a shut out)
Makes hitters daze (get's lot's of K's) and he will win in the bout
It's like that y'all (y'all), but he don't quit
He throws a knuckler Cos he's the shit... 

 

Personally I love the Czar line... however I recognize that this is not my best work.