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AAOP: FADE TO BLACK

AH SO YOU GUISE THINK YOURE AAOPs ARE GOOD WELL LET ME TELL YOUS SUMPTHIN YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET - CHECK THIS OUT

FIRST THINGS FIRST......GET RID OF TEH MANAGER...OH WAIT, THEY ALREADY EXTENDED HIM...FINE I GUESS WE ARE STUCK WITH HIM AND HIS BUNTS.

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via cdn0.sbnation.com

OK FINE, SO LETS SEE WHO STAYES AND WHO GOES......

 

FIRST, I WILL SAY THAT I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF HOSAY RAYSS  AND HIS BAD FUNDIMENTILS.   YEAH HE CAN RUN FAST AND YEAH HE WON A BATTING TITLE, BUT HE AIN'T GOT NO RING, SO TRAID FOR DRAFT PICKS.

NEXT, DAVID WRONG....I AM SURE WE CAN TRAID HIM FOR A COUPLE OF PICHARS SO I WOULD PURSUE TRAIDING HIM TO THE RED SOCKS FOR KEVIN YUCKLIS BECUASE KEVIN HAS BEEN ON A WINNAR AND I LIKE TEH WAY HE HOLDS TEH BAT....IT SAYS I AM GOING TO HURT YOU AS OPPOSED TO THE WAY DAVID WRONG HOLDS HIS BAT WHICH SAYS I AM GOING TO MISS YOU

NOW WE CAN MOVE ON TO TEH BULLPEN.....LOOK....I DONT CARE IF HE PLAYS FOR FREE....I WANT MANNY ACOSTA GONE....EVEN IF IT MEANS BRINGING BACK HELLMAN...I MEAN, HE CAN'T BE MUCH WORSE, RIGHT ?, I AM ALSO INTRIGUED BY THIS FORMICA AWNINGS GUY....I HEAR HE CAN ALSO BE A BAT OFF TEH BENCH SO WE CAN KILL 2 BIRDS WITH ONE CONTRACT.

WE ALSO NEED A LEFTY FOR THE BULLPEN SO GUESS WHAT,  WHY NOT TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE A MARKETING SPLASH WITH THE OLD FANS LIKE ME, AND SIGN BOTH ARTHUR RHODES AND DARREN OLIVER...JUST THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES.....DAVE HOWARD, I'M LOOKING AT YOU.

FINALLY, THE BENCH......I AM GOING TO GO WITH PAT BURELL BECUASE HE WAS A PHILLIE ONCE, AND HE PROBABLY KNOWS THEYRE SIGNS AND STUFF....ALSO HE CAN HIT HOMARS....ALSO, THIS FELIX PIE GUY COULD COME IN HANDY IN CASE SOMEONE GETS HUNGRY DURING TEH GAME.....AS FOR SPARE PARTS FOR TEH INFIELD, WE CAN TRY TO SIGN LUIS CASTILLO BACK, BUT I DON'T THINK HE WILL WANT TO COME HERE AFTER HE WAS TREATED SO UNFAIRLY BY NEW YORKERS.....HE LOOKS PRETTY MAD STILL

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via www.nydailynews.com

 

......SO I GUESS WE WILL HAVE TO PURSUE SOMEONE LIKE JERRY HAIRSTON JR., WHICH COULD BE ANOTHER MARKETING COUP FOR DAVE HOWARD, WHAT WITH 2 BROTHERS PLAYING ON THE SAME TEAM, BUT THAT COULD BACKFIRE IF KEITH IS DRUNK IN THE BOOTH....HE MAY NOT KNOW WHICH BROTHER IS WHICH.

 

SO THAT IS MY AAPO........I AM TOO LAZY TO DO ALL THE MATH, PLUS MY HEAD HURTS FROM ALL THIS TYPING.

 

I AM SURE I WILL WIN TEH BIG PRIZE

 

(Update - decided to make this my official entry - what the hell).

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