Open Thread: Texas Rangers vs. St. Louis Cardinals, World Series Game 7
Texas Rangers at St. Louis Cardinals, Oct 28, 2011 8:05 PM EDT
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
If the Cardinals win, Yadier Molina will have two rings
That simply cannot happen
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
I want this game to end with endy chavez having hit the winning hr
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 7:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
how about saving the game with a leaping catch over the fence ?.
that seems more likely
One day, this team is going to kill me.
fail
didn’t c the previous post
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
why can't it be both?
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I want this game to end with Endy
robbing the tying run from Yadier on the cusp of the left field fence.
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
From the Rangers thread

One day, this team is going to kill me.
by fxcarden on Oct 28, 2011 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
For the last gamethread of 2011
Guess who’s back?
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
OH SHIT!!!
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
You can thank the water at Kasanka National Park
Word to the wise: if hippos are pooping in the water, do not drink.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I dedicated my fantasy mlb season to you
and named my team the “Mookieville Cats”.. Landed Wright and Reyes picks #1 & #2 but finished just short of the championship rounds..
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I am known
For failing to seal the deal. I now will call a number of girls I knew in college the Mookieville Cats
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
..

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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wow...I'm blushing
Thanks yo
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
T'was my pleasure
So are you back with us for good now?
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah
Recovering from gastric distress. Have nothing to do tonight so I’m staying up late with y’all.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Quarter ro 2
But its the southern hemisphere so its the afternoon. Wait, that’s wrong. It’s the summer and was 104 yesterday.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
It's just incredible man
When I’m in my village, the closest electric light is 10 miles, and the closest actually lit place is 150 miles. I should have brought a telescope. I had a meteor explode over my hut a few months back. I could hear it it was so close.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
damn
take pictures man……point the camera straight up and open the shutter for 30 seconds
One day, this team is going to kill me.
I have a friend with a baller high tech camera
When he visits you can bet on it. Even for Africa my locale is remote. I saw the rings on Saturn with binoculars once.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
holy crap
i didn’t even know that was possible without some wacky telescope.
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
on clear nights
you can see the moons of Jupiter with the naked eye.
I do it all the time.
One day, this team is going to kill me.
I have them somwhere
`If you Google map it you can see my hut, and a lot of green
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Any close calls with Simba's cousins?
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that a lion?
No. Elephants, yes.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah I love it here
Not every day, but most days I can walk out of my house and be happy to be doing this. Some days I just want White Castle and internet that works though.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you stand your ground like a man?
or run like a person with something to lose?
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Run ins with elephants?
What happened?
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
Got charged while hiking
Had to move out of the way when a large herd decided they wanted to use my path. Nothing dangerous. Just had to give them the right of way.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Do they go after people if unprovoked?
And did they at least signal?
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
Yes and yes
The key is whether poachers are in the area. If elephants have never seen another elephant killed by a human, they are generally docile and curious. If, as where I was, there are poachers, they can be very hostile. They signaled a lot that they were displeased with our presence, and we gave them a wide berth. Remember also that elephants live a very long time and, as the saying goes, never forget. So a poacher decades ago can lead to a pissed off elephant today.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
They sound rather intelligent
How many animals can analyze observations like that?
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
Not many
Elephants are smart. Even when they were pissed at us, when we made a retreat for show, they seemed to recognize that one with ill intentions would not do that. I’ve had run ins with elephants in the wild about 5 times now (both now and the last time I lived in Africa) and their sense of reason continues ti impress me.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
You should bring one back to manage the Mets
They sound smart enough to not bunt.
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
Elephants wont fit in a uniform, silly.
I think it's fine.
by NetsMets4Life on Oct 28, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd lose no sleep if that happened
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
Sounds like foot traffic in Manhattan
nothing you’re not used to i guess
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow brain baking goodness
how do you deal with that kinda heat!?
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
You just deal
No choice in the matter. I spent a good part of the day on the back of a flatbed trruck, which was brutal. Then I spent 90 mins waiting at the 1 ATM in the district. It’s incredibly nice at night tho. I’m outside now.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you have proper medical attention available?
or are you just trying to tough this out?
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
regarding the dysentery
i mean
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not dysentary
That’s the runs with blood, and is very dangerous. I have a doctor who I can call whenever, but it’s good ettiquette to not call them unless you’re really sick, which I’m not sure I am. If you called the doc whenever you got the runs here, you’d be on the phone half the time. But yeah, if necessary I can get medical attention.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
thats good to hear
sorta LOL. what lead you to drink unpasteurized water anyway?
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I chlorinated it
It was the only water supply, and when it’s 100 degrees, you gotta drink or you die. You just understand that you’re gonna hurt in a few days.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
You came back just in time
Now you can the Mets some random team win the World Series
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
Not for nothing
But I was right in my 75 win prediction last offseason. I took a lot of shit for that from the “we can be a 90 win team” crowd. So this is just fun for me. There’s no sense of loss.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
for the record
I predicted 76, so I was right there with you
One day, this team is going to kill me.
I was saying 83 (I think)
And I stand by that had we kept Tron, and if Dubs and Ike played all season.
That's exactly the point though
If everyone stayed healthy we would be a x win team is a fallacy here. With still thin upper minors, crappy utility players, and a bad training staff, overcoming likely adversity is unlikely.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
There were moments this season
that felt like we were capable of 85+ but its a long season.
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Long Season + Ray Ramirez
Means we better win 50 games in April and May to make it to the postseason.
And I have a great counterargument in 2 words to .500+ play: Willie Harris.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, he had a good...first three games of the season!
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
I assume you're talking about both Harris and Ramirez
You know who I bet loved Ray’s track record. That assistant trainer woman who Keith bitched out in 06 for being in the dugout. She’s all like “take you chauvinism to the DL, Mets”
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I think that the optimists among us didn't foresee the sheer amount of injuries this year
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
See above
Opportunities for AA players, thine name is Ray Ramirez. He’s like affirmative action focused on journeyman utility players and 20 year olds who hit .207. And it has been for way too long.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
We were also like four games over before Beltran got traded
and then Murph and Reyes got hurt.
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
Yeah
But [insert key player] and [insert key player] getting hurt on this team is like midnight coming after 11:59 PM. It’s like the tides and the seasons. You’re not sure how, or if you’re Bill O’Reilly why, but you know it’s gonna happen.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
You think Reyes sticks around?
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I sure hope so
And I hope he starts ballet and yoga, and esp tae kwon do. His muscles are wound too tight. He needs to work on situational balance and he’ll be a 150 game guy.
But sadly I think that some team needing an attendance boost will pay way too much for a fan pleaser who just won the batting title. Jose is a fun guy and by signing a guy who just won the batting title you insulate yourself, as a GM, from a lot of owner, casual fan, and MSM criticism. When I used to interview lawyer prospects it was known that if you recommend a guy from Harvard with a great GPA, even if the interview raised red flags, if he turned out to be a dud you would be insulated from criticism. If you recommended a guy from a lower tier school who had a great interview and he turned out to be a dud, you caught heat. Same principle.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Tar n' feather em!!
INFIDELS!!
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
We should get in with Fidel
Lots o Cuban talent. Sorry fx.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
We should hook up with a Cuban team
I lobby for the Metropolitanos. They are in Havana, so they are easy to get to. The icing on the cake is not that they are our namesake, but that they are awful.
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
Too Los Metsish
Just sayin
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not even the name
It’s that they are really, really bad. An absolute perfect match.
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
There's a part of me
that hopes this series ends with Endy robbing a walkoff homer from Molina.
What's that about?
by Brian. on Oct 28, 2011 7:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
That would be glorious
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
apparently Red Stripe doesn't just make a kick ass commercial
i’m gonna be sauced by the 3rd inning at this rate.
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions
Daughtry..
As if Whitney couldn’t use the work
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions
This idiot makes Roseanne Barr sound good
that was painful
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions
You know,
for all the shit Joe Buck gets, I thought he did a great job last night.
What's that about?
by Brian. on Oct 28, 2011 8:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
He just sounds way too disinterested most of the time
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
Keith'ed
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Love Ian Kinsler
and not only because he’s a fellow Jew.
by graves9 on Oct 28, 2011 8:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Dah Hammah!!!
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
BABIP God's are smiling on Texas
and the FIP demons are doubling over in laughter at Carpenter
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Goddess. BABIP Goddess.

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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
hiding thumbs
that’s always a red flag
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Good start
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
I think Harrison will pitch well today
I dunno why though.
by graves9 on Oct 28, 2011 8:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
…WINTER STORM WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 8 AM SATURDAY TO 4 AM EDT SUNDAY…
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN UPTON HAS ISSUED A WINTER STORM WARNING FOR HEAVY WET SNOW…WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 8 AM SATURDAY TO 4 AM EDT SUNDAY.
- LOCATIONS…EASTERN PASSAIC AND WESTERN BERGEN COUNTIES.
- HAZARD TYPES…HEAVY WET SNOW.
- ACCUMULATIONS…4 TO 8 INCHES OF SNOW.
- WINDS…NORTH 10 TO 20 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 35 MPH.
- TEMPERATURES…IN THE MID 30S.
- VISIBILITIES..LESS THAN 1 MILE AT TIMES.
- TIMING…LIGHT SNOW WILL BEGIN AFTER DAYBREAK SATURDAY…THEN BECOME MODERATE TO LOCALLY HEAVY IN INTENSITY LATE SATURDAY AFTERNOON INTO SATURDAY EVENING. THE SNOW WILL THEN TAPER OFF LATER SATURDAY NIGHT.
- IMPACTS…WIDESPREAD HAZARDOUS TRAVEL CONDITIONS. LOCAL POWER OUTAGES ARE ALSO POSSIBLE DUE TO FALLING TREE LIMBS LADEN WITH THE HEAVY WET SNOW.
One day, this team is going to kill me.
by fxcarden on Oct 28, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily

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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
been a hell of a couple of days
my brand new car got hit and run = $1200 worth of damage
my job interview this morning = didn’t go as well as I had hoped (not dead yet, though)
and now the damn snow
One day, this team is going to kill me.
Chances are low that you will be hospitalized for malaria in the next couple of months, right?
You’re not doing too badly.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
aside from the fact that your in good company
with the rest of us Mets fans i’ll take liberty in assuming you’re used to dealing with dreadful disappointment but sorry to hear about the interview. if its any consolation you had a near complete stranger really hoping to hear good things about it. keep u’re chin up homie
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
well......thanks
it’s not dead yet……the guy that interviewed me had some concerns, but he said he would probably bring me back to speak to his boss.
One day, this team is going to kill me.
Whoa
that’s some big company. Thought only the gov had networks that big anymore.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah good luck on that
I hope it all works out for you
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that my girl squashed any hopes of a trip to AC
add this to the mix and I’m in for a thrilling weekend of advanced synthesis with benzene and alkyl halides.. HOORAY!!
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
you do know how that theory works, right ?
One day, this team is going to kill me.
by fxcarden on Oct 28, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
I, for one, saw The Day After Tomorrow.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I loathe snow
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
You must live in an area where there's not a lot of it
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
Get the bullpen up
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
Nope
Unless someone knows a good low BW stream. Otherwise I’m counting on AA and Gamecast…
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll call the game for ya
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
look for ** prefacing each highlight as we go
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Good man
Thanks
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
atd's been federally seized i think
amirite?
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
hmm i must've tried the whole ufc card stream
with something else then
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes in fact
Go to it. See the nice Homeland Security logo.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
2:1
you lewsur
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
You didn't hear that it got seized by something your, and my, tax dollars pay for?
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I can assure you that it is not
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I can see that now
weird……….I was there a few minutes ago, and Ranger @ St Louis was there
(looks nervously around the room and out the window wondering how long before the fuzz shows up)
One day, this team is going to kill me.
I wonder if Game 7 of the WS and their warrant execution had anything to do with one another
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I blame Francesa
Him & his dumb ass callers talking about & naming the streaming sites ON AIR. I hate them.
What's that about?
by Brian. on Oct 28, 2011 8:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
last year, right
when fucking FOX blocked people like me from the WS over a few bucks.
One day, this team is going to kill me.
Someone needs to put a fastball in Freese's elbow or something
that is the only way they will win
One day, this team is going to kill me.
This better be the only inning for Harrison
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
I don't think there is any question that the Phillies would win this series.
Thank god they lost.
What Would Matt Szczur Do?
Fact on Villanova Sports
Eh
Rangers are a very good team
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
Tigers pitching has been garbage for the most part
And they’d be running a three man rotation with Worley/Oswalt as long men.
What Would Matt Szczur Do?
Fact on Villanova Sports
by Hoyadestroya85 on Oct 28, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
That Phillies offense
wouldn’t be able to keep up with Texas. Lee/Hday1/Power of Two couldn’t pitch every inning.
What's that about?
by Brian. on Oct 28, 2011 8:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
** mcrib commercial ( testing testing 1-2-3)
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
2-1 to napoli top 2nd
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions
nap ground single through the 6 hole
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions
Napoli is awesome
fuck Mike Scoscia.
by graves9 on Oct 28, 2011 8:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
** david murphy grounds out to carpenter
and he throws out the lead runner (nap) at 2nd.. 1 on 1 out
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions
Harrison staying in the game
bad move imo.
by graves9 on Oct 28, 2011 8:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Yadier Molina would fit in perfect on the Phillies
What Would Matt Szczur Do?
Fact on Villanova Sports
Not sure why Harrison is still in
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** harrison sacrificed and david murphy gets to 2nd
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
** kinsler AB.. 1-0
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
** kinsler got on.. no idea how tho as gf was screaming something about my drunkardness
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions
**yadi failed snap throw to 1st allows murphy to advance to thrid
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions
**out #3, inning over.. to top of the 3rd
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks
You can stop this now. I’m not saying why but… :)
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by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
No
But it irks me that you ID’d that so quickly.
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by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
So what are we all going to do tomorrow when there is no moar baseball ?
One day, this team is going to kill me.
The Rangers need
2 good innings out of Harrison if they want to win. Carpenter’s off his game & that Rangers offense is very close to knocking him out if the game.
What's that about?
by Brian. on Oct 28, 2011 8:41 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Did Adam Sandler learn nothing from Funny People?
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Adam Sandler did Punch-Drunk Love and was awesome
Here is a clue, Adam… KEEP WORKING WITH PT ANDERSON.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
It's funny that WS is actually confused with PT
Because no cineaste would ever confuse them… ever.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
No I feel ashamed I stil haven't seen There Will Be Blood
I’m fine with not seeing Event Horizon though.
Wow
Event Horizon was watchable and everything, but….
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
Not really
Sometimes, I just like joshing with people.
I know that you really don’t think that.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
The first time I saw Event Horizon
It was me and a buddy and had it been daylight the sky would have been green (and swirly). I am terrified to ever see that movie again.
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by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
**bottom 2nd harrison works 2-2 count on furcal
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions
**3-2 pitch grounded by diving andrus
1 on none out
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
"McGuire had a different triggering device"
He suuuurrrrre did
Of topic, but for the record,
Everyone is lucky as hell that I have a midterm on Monday, or else I’d have wiped the floor with all of you in the AAOP contest. It was gonna be titled Breaking (the) Bad. Yeah, let that sink in. You all would have been screwed.
you're getting them too ?
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm working on mine now
With no benefit of knowing anything about what’s been going on in MLB. As a lead-in to the seriousness of the post, I suggest Bernie Madoff for our rotation, as he pitched nasty stuff to smart people for decades and got them to bite, and is small, Jewish, and the consummate hustler, not unlike David Eckstein,.
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by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn,
your midterms aren’t done yet. I finished my last one on Wednesday, but I only go to school twice a week.
What's that about?
Me too
Monday and Wednesday. Actually, this is my first of three exams in this class (including final).
I got a Wednesday & Saturday schedule
Getting in early & finishing class by noon is wonderful.
What's that about?
That's nuts! How many classes?
I go from 9:30 to 5:30 for four classes. When I first transferred to Baruch, I had only two classes, one a day Monday through Thursday, but Tuesdays and Thursdays I was home before noon, Mondays and Wednesdays before 1. I’m probably gonna have two classes leftover for next fall, so I’m so looking forward to getting out early.
One class a day
I didn’t wanna go full time since I’m trying to get back to work, & I only needed the Intro course for my major. I’m gonna do winter courses to help speed up the process.
What's that about?
6-4-3
Nice!
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DP GROUNDER turned by Andrus - Kinsler - Young
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions
Better inning out of Harrison
1 more inning then pull him
What's that about?
by Brian. on Oct 28, 2011 8:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I haz a sad
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I'm going to need a new computer for next year
the wear and tear of the season has killed my Dell
One day, this team is going to kill me.
macbook time
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
And only fitting that we've
got snow heading this way in the NE tomorrow.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't feel too sad
we’ll be on here every day of the offseason.
And as promised here I am.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Doing gamethreads on other blogs
just isn’t the same as it is here
What's that about?
by Brian. on Oct 28, 2011 8:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
So can anyone give me details of how the Phils got knocked out
And what the general mood on here was?
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
YOU MISSED THE CRAZIEST BATTERY OF REGULAR SEASON GAMES EVER
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh
Great pitching doesnt matter much in wild cards. Too much luck, and risk of small things.
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by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
the mood was one of joy
the series itself was pretty boring.
Dicktorino fell on his ass, and that was about it
One day, this team is going to kill me.
Ryan Howard tore his achilles on the final play of Game 5
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that was a near religious experience
but considering i only practice voodoo in high leverage sporting scenario’s against opposing players i might be a convert
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Elimination game, no less.
Howard laying on the ground in pain halfway up first base line while they celebrated around him.
Philly fans still haven’t gotten over it.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh
I’m not sure that I would have been celebrating. He’s no Victorino. Seems like a nice guy, just in the employ of The Empire. Still, I can’t say that I don’t appreciate his contract and the wisdom of Ruin Tomorrow Jr. a little more after learning this.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh,
I meant that the Cardinals were celebrating on the mound and around it while Howard lay on the ground in obvious pain.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
It was glorious

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The most important game of the year and Ryan Theriot is batting leadoff?
MMMkay.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
I don't care if Pujols, Berkman and Holliday are having a three-way around the world in the clubhouse
Theriot should not be batting leadoff. Theriot had a .662 OPS this year.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
Whoever wins this World Series
It’ll be a blow for good managers everywhere. How does Tony La Russa have a job?
how is LaRussa not a good manager
just curious as to your opinion on the matter
One day, this team is going to kill me.
He's probably a good manager relative to other managers
And there is more to managing than just the tactics (he’s pretty good at running a bullpen most of the time).
The problem is stuff like the Rasmus situation…
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
Young CF for the Cardinals traded to the Blue Jays
because LaRussa is an asshole who refused to play him
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Yeah, but Rasmus had (has) way more potential
and LaRussa was way more belligerent, and he called Rasmus out in the media.
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Refusing to play players=GANGSTA.

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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Ryan Church
Enjoying what may be the final season of two of my favorite Mets in Blue and Orange: Jose Reyes and Carlos Beltran
i almost SNAP flagged you
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd flag myself if I could.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
sk8rsteve?
oRLY!?
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
The Cardinals traded him to Toronto for a song
because LaRussa had a feud with him.
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
The worst part
He could become a very solid CF. Above average
Enjoying what may be the final season of two of my favorite Mets in Blue and Orange: Jose Reyes and Carlos Beltran
At least they got some useful parts for Rasmus
and didn’t get the worst player in baseball, unlike another manager..
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I'm mostly jumping on the bandwagon to be honest
But the few times that I see him manage I am occasionally baffled by in game decisions and some of his lineups (such as Theriot today). Maybe it just proves that managers don’t have much of an impact in game, or maybe I’m way off base. Are you a TLR fan?
This is likely going to post twice.
I could care less about TLR
it just seems to me that his team is almost always in or close to being in the post-season. That’s gotta count for something. Also, nearly everyone connected with baseball speaks highly of him.
One day, this team is going to kill me.
TLR?
Except the other day, where the media had a field day with him b/c of dugout phone-gate.
That and those in the media that blamed Pujols prima dona attitude for ditching the media after game 2 on LaRussa’s supposedly allowing King Albert to rule the clubhouse, instead of the other way around.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't believe in the magic of GRISSION?
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Boston blew their clinching game against Baltimore
only to get knocked out by Tampa Bay MINUTES later as they walked off against the Spanks.. it was beautiful
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions
Don't you people have lives? The Mets season ended a month ago
No?
Me neither. Go Tex-ass, beat poo-holes.
by JJJ on Oct 28, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It may have ended in real life
but in my whiskey induced fantasy its 1986 and I just went to the ticker tape parade.
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Time for Matt to go bye bye
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A homer for Allen Craig!
With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
I went to buy a suit and a tie for my interview Wednesday
some alterations needed to be made, which meant go back to the store on Thursday…..I strolled in wearing my Mets jacket. As I handed the claim ticket to the store clerk, he said “sure I’ll get these for you even if you’re a Mets fan”……as he walked away, I said “how is Jeter’s golf game this week ?”.
I just had to
One day, this team is going to kill me.
by fxcarden on Oct 28, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Please tell me
That you read Bill Simmons’ Halloween article for a couple of weeks ago. Had a great thing about pissing off Jeter fans.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
You ought
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by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Found it..........LOL
Winner: Derek Cheater
Buy a Jeter jersey, cross out the “J” and write “CH” over it. Then buy a bunch of fake syringes and stick them into various parts of your body. And carry a big fake bottle that says “STEROIDS” on it, but fill it with Altoids. Then, walk around all night introducing yourself as “Derek Cheater.” This is my favorite idea because not only is it funny but Jeter has such a good reputation, and it’s so preposterous that he’d ever cheat — really, he’s one of the top-3 picks in any “Which Guy From the ‘90s and ’00s Definitely Didn’t Cheat” draft — that your costume would get a wide range of reactions ranging from “perplexed” to “truly ticked off,” and people might even yell at you and stuff. Also, you’ll definitely have your choice of romantic suitors because half the guys there will want to have hate sex with the girl brazen enough to wear a “Derek Cheater” costume to a New York Halloween party. Best of luck.
One day, this team is going to kill me.
If I were single
And I met this girl at a party, I would sleep with her no matter what she (or I guess, he, dependent on how drunk I was) looked like.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Precisely
And for the record, I would have to be really, seriously, Amy Winehouse dead drunk. Meaning I would be dead and some seriously messed up dude…..Well, you get the picture.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
ESPN.com
Search for Simmons. Follow links.Avoid BS podcast crap that he does to avoid actually working. Read and enjoy.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Just tell them that Jeter is not the true leader of the late 90s dynasty
it was Cone and O’Neil.
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually if you really look at it
the Yankees have only won one World Series with Jeter as the captain. 2009. And if A-Rod and Matsui were not on that team, the Yankees would not have won it.
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
well done
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
That drop may come back to hurt them
Enjoying what may be the final season of two of my favorite Mets in Blue and Orange: Jose Reyes and Carlos Beltran
He's like an overhyped Derek Jeter
Jeter is a HOFer with or without the rings. Young won’t sniff the hall.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
But but but
he lead the league in batting average that one time!
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Michael Young.
That guy’s classy (and terrible at defense).
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
Wasn't he above average just a few years ago?
What happened? Age?
He won a Gold Glove a few years ago for his offensive contributions
but the defensive metrics have almost unanimously hated his work in the field.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, I should've done my research
I thought gold gloves were worth something a few years ago. That was a crazy time.
And apparently ZOMG good
Per everything I’ve read about McCarver and Buck. Speaking of, reading Joe Pos’s article and the comments I think it nailed my view of McCarver. He was a great announcer in the 80s with the Mets, but what happened? My guess is that he stopped being with the team on the plane, in the hotel, etc., and his ability suffered for it. He and Kiner were just terrific for a while, and though I’m trying to reach back 20+ years here, I think it’s the everyday interaction that made Tim do his job well. Kinda similar to how Ron got slammed doing TBS games, but is a gem on SNY.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a great article. It was like a sudden switch during the end of his Mets run.
He just became really bitter and hyper critical all of a sudden. The Mets fired him for being such a debbie downer and from than on he just seemed disinterested in modern baseball.
I'm sure this has been said numerous times
during numerous games…but I have to get this out of my system.
JOE BUCK SUCKS!
Enjoying what may be the final season of two of my favorite Mets in Blue and Orange: Jose Reyes and Carlos Beltran
He must be happy
his Cardinals are winning
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
This implies he actually cares about sports
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He's a playoff Kevin Burkhart
Any announcer who comes out and says he doesn’t watch the sport (which Buck did) doesn’t deserve the job.
Give me Scully any day of the week.
Am I the only one that thinks Scully is just a smidge...well, boring?
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yes
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I figured I'd get this response
I don’t doubt the guys baseball knowledge, but his calling of a game is so flat nowadays….when someone hits a HR, you can’t tell if it’s in the first or eighth inning. I get not being a homer, but still…
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In all seriousness
I like that he doesn’t talk over the game (he lets the game speak for itself). I like that he has a consistent tone throughout the game. I like that he does it alone. I like that he sticks to the play by play or a story about a the player. Nothing tedious, no references to american idol or dancing with the stars. I like that he doesn’t make himself part of the plot (cough joe buck cough).
And most importantly, I like that his voice reminds me of when the Mets ruled baseball and all was right in my world.
I'm in agreement with this
He’s just class.
But have to say, I get many a chuckle from the GKR combo. Some nights as Met fans, we just need that.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Fact
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
You gotta like his call on Orosco's hit in game 7
when he told Joe Garagiola(Sp?) that he owes him his house
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
It's like he's got an IV drip of Valium connected to his arm while he's announcing games.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Justin Timberlake should win Troll of the Sports Year for his performance at the All Star Game.
I think it's fine.
by NetsMets4Life on Oct 28, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Artie Lange
probably wins troll of the year award for his performance on the Joe Buck show. He killed that show.
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I do not recall this
I think it's fine.
by NetsMets4Life on Oct 28, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha Ha
it might have been last year and it was the premier of Buck’s HBO show. Lange was wasted on booze and heroin and was a drunken wreck, cursing all of the time, telling Joe to shut up, smoking in the studio. It was pretty funny, Joe had no control over Lange. He basically shit all over the studio for 30 minutes. HBO canceled the show soon afterwards. Lange is my personal hero for that performance alone. Although, if his show was successful, he might have finally stopped announcing sports.
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Can count on Artie.
I think it's fine.
by NetsMets4Life on Oct 28, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
This is nuts that I pop in during the 3rd inning of a non Mets game and there are
300 posts. I know i’m the only one rooting for the Cards. I just can’t bring myself to root for the AL. I haven’t done it since the Twins were in it. And yes… that includes rooting for the Phils both times.
Had it been the Brewers I would have rooted for them
Basically, anyone but the
Braves
Phillies
Cardinals
Marlins
and I root NL. Dodgers and Giants I’m on the fence with.
Same here.
I was hoping to see a Brewers/Tigers WS.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't given a shit about NL versus AL outside of the all star game
All of these teams are our rivals, and the Rangers are simply more likable than the Cardinals. Especially the Cardinals, remember how much we hated them in the 80s, and then 2006? How classless their fans and players are? Fuck the Cardinals, their fans and their cesspool of a city. Go Rangers.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
Yeah, I rooted for the Twins in 87 because I hated the Cards so much.
I guess in my old age of my 20s and 30s, league pride and overall familiarity made me an NL guy first.
I'm with you
Except that I consider the Rangers success to be greater proof of prior bad management, including some president or something that you liked.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey now, i'm a libertarian not a conservative. I didn't care for that guy as prez
of the USA or the Rangers.
I figured
It’s been a year since I’ve given u s*** tho. Thought I was due.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
uh.. MTC's like the last dude on the AA planet
that needs to hear this from you.
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey now
No bad vibes from anyone needed here. I love Franco but we bitched about our respective views a lot in the past. With the Rangers in the WS, I looked forward to the chance to bust his chops a bit. This is hardly an Oxford debate.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
fight!! fight!! fight!!
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
No worries man
I appreciate the no politics thing. This was just a “I know this guy” thing where I had to bust chops a little in this context.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not poliics
He traded Sammy Sosa for christsakes.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
It was a personalized rib, no worries man.
I’m not going to flame the Mookster.
I think politically I have a proposition we can all agree on
OCCUPY CITI FIELD
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
i disagree, I think we should vacate, that hit to the pocketbooks would wake up the pons
one does not simply walk into mordor...unless winter is coming
Not if they're taking crazy pills
which they are
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The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
The Apple's already got a head start on that.

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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
No drum circles? No puppets?
I’d even support rubber bullets if they were pointed towards the exec offices.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Washington: 'The Lord just didn't want this to end in [Game] Six. That's it.'"
Wait. David Freese is God? #klaw
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
brodude has been TKFJ's protege for over a month now
Mets, Jets, Islanders, Knicks.
GO RANGERS! Get Endy a ring!
It's the fourth inning
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
i take it back miss trollywood
i wasn’t being facetious in last nights thread..
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
ya mother
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
says the kettle
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
its only fitting that i bring up
the things you probably wash for a living
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Bro!
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Things I did not know: McCarver had a 6 WAR season
I knew he was a solid player, but…
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
I didn't know that either, looks like it was mostly due to a big jump in fielding and BB%
Really weird that he decided to walk a bunch one year all of a sudden than go back to his old ways thereafter.
Now who can argue with that?
I think we’re all in debt to Tim McCarver for stating what needed to be said. I am particulary glad that these lovely children are here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed the courage little seen in this day and age.

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by Russ on Oct 28, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Glad they pinch hit for Feldman with two outs in the 10th
Now Feldman can pitch from behind in the 5th inning!
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
A smart manager would take Harrison out right now
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The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
So you mean
Jerry Manuel?
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're waiting for Jerry, I mean Ron to make a move
You’re going to be waiting a while.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
Lefty and the pitcher due up
It’s defensible at least… unlike most of the other things Wash has done.
Managing is extremely hard.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
Don't they have Wilson up though?
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The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
Is he ready?
If so, then bring him in. He may not be ready.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
That's fair.
But it’s not something we can criticize him for… bottom of the order was due up.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
Too big a swing?
Well, thank goodness the Cardinals have the short stroke and questionable baserunning of Ryan Theriot leading off….
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
Still love bottom of the 9th
And he leaves Endy on the bench with a chance to win the world series and leaves Cruz in.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
is Cruz that bad a fielder ?
I mean, why would you take your stud player off the field in a clinching game ?.
One day, this team is going to kill me.
OMG it is you!
Where you been?
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by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought you were in Africa
and you know, doin it big, livin life watching netflix
one does not simply walk into mordor...unless winter is coming
Ugh
I can’t even DL streams here. Still in Africa. Recovering from illness now so in a town with like a 33 modem at my disposal.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
wait do they legit make modems below 56? I thought 56 was like the lowest in existence.
one does not simply walk into mordor...unless winter is coming
Man you are young
I started my intennet days on a 14.4. Before then you could actually hear the tonal changes for bits.
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by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
What about 300?
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totally but equally off subject question
what the hell is the point of getting a “jail broken” smart phone? is it to circumvent a ridiculous phone bill or something? i’m due for an upgrade and i’m seriously debating ditching verizon and my crackberry
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
On an iPhone, you download installous and get all the apps for free.
Plus other apps that Apple never approved.
Some day fx
We will explain telnet to her, and BBSs, and she will be overwhelmed.
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by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I used Telnet
on our old Sun machines in college
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
When I started my career
there was no internet.
Mainframes were huge warehouse buildings with these big tape drives stood up one after another in line.
Then we graduated from keypunch 5081 input cards to dumb terminals hooked up to the mainframes.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
We had old Honeywell's
back in the day when they were in the computer business.
Gov. was too cheap for real IBM’s.
hey, no politics
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
We used to connect computers over phone lines without actually
having internet.
Lets see.....

Far right = 4 tape drives, and 4 3330 ? disk drives
Middle right = 1403 ? printer
Center, rear = IBM 370 processor
Middle left = Card readed, and Card punch
Far left = no clue WTF that is
One day, this team is going to kill me.
The nuttier thing is that Moore's Law is still holding
and will continue for at least 10 more years.
Intel has been saying 2020 at the very least
as of a month ago.
Where is Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn?
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it one of these?

Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
by TWilliAM on Oct 28, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The first time I saw an acoustic coupler was in the movie Wargames.
It’s pretty cool looking when you’re 10 years old.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
We had a room
with 16 of these lined up at one time.
The rubber used to dry out and wouldn’t synch so would constantly be replacing them.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks sort of like our first computer room
but it’s missing a collator and sorter.
We had something that looked similar to that one on the far left. It was a huge printing machine. Took the mag tape off the tape drive, mounted it on the printer, and it printed output hard copy reports that were written to the mag tapes via batch programs.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
this must be what Pierce on community feels like
one does not simply walk into mordor...unless winter is coming
cause I have no idea what you're talking about, though it might be
partially because my parents were super cheap and we didn’t get a PC until like 2000-2001. And then it was a bootleg one my uncle had built with parts that had fallen off trucks.
one does not simply walk into mordor...unless winter is coming
agreed, I hope evil troy and evil abed make appearances throughout the season
one does not simply walk into mordor...unless winter is coming
You didn't see that ball that went over his head last night?
He’s pretty bad out there.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure that ball was catchable
He did play it horribly though
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The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
Endy probably catches that
Or at least has a shot.
Not sure why he wasn’t in the game… or why he wasn’t put in LF for Murphy. Maybe he’s hurt.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
I think it was with a better outfielder out there.
He slowed down as he was going towards the wall like he was afraid of it.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
they were saying today on MLB on XM
that was due to him being told to position differently, and not being too familiar with the park dimensions, he started feeling for the wall………I know it sounds lame, but it also makes sense on some level
One day, this team is going to kill me.
He's not a great outfielder (I don't care what his UZR says). Great arm, but...
He’s not someone who gets great jumps or has great range.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
I thought he got a good jump on it, got to the ball in time
but was afraid of the wall. That was my take anyways.
It makes sense.
But a faster fielder (ENDY!) probably gets there quicker and has a couple extra seconds to find his bearings.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
He is not a good fielder and he has battled injuries in the playoffs. He’s not a good fielder at all and Endy is a fielding god comparatively. Increase your chances to win, put in your best defense. Washington can’t seem to understand this.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
Doesn't Cruz have a groin injury now?
so that would slow him up even more.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
he hurt himself in the 10th?
Hmm, I remembering wrong. I was sure it was earlier in the game. Too much glue again.
My bad.
I thought you were discussing possibly sending in Endy for a defensive replacement in tonight’s game, should the Cards hold the lead in later innings.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
THAT I had a problem with
he should have pinch hit, and brought in Holland
One day, this team is going to kill me.
Hey, Wash...
A little advice… Don’t be tempted to leave Harrison in the game if he gets Carpenter out.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
Pinch hit for Carpenter here?
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
until I saw this thread I literally thought the world series had already ended.
one does not simply walk into mordor...unless winter is coming
Nah, there's like 5 hours left
Keep in mind, it’s Tony LaRussa. In a game 7. Bring on the next pitcher!
I signaled for the wrong pitcher
I crossed my arms in the wrong form to signal who I wanted. It’s right over left, not left over right, dammit.
I think it's fine.
by NetsMets4Life on Oct 28, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Keith'ed
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Keith'ed
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Keith
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Was it really?
Are they going to bring back Daria too?
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah it was good
It practically picked up where they left off. The animation’s pretty much the same, just a little sharper. The video critiques were fun & they added reality shows, which is a + IMO.
What's that about?
I'll have to catch that, but...
What channel is MTV on again? I haven’t watched it since… 1999?
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
331 on DirecTV
I think it’s 53 on Cablevision. I know MTV & BET are next to each other if that helps.
What's that about?
Them goofing on vids was great stuff.
The plot parts of the show was okay.
I wish he made more movies
Although the last one was a stinker.
I remember
there was a comment that there should be a fanpost discussing & detailing advanced metrics in other sports. I wanna do it, but I don’t know shit about hockey, there’s no basketball for the time being & I’m lazy. Hopefully somebody does make that post.
What's that about?
make it a bout football, one of my closest friends does charting for cbs and is trying to
come up with a metric for it
one does not simply walk into mordor...unless winter is coming
I know one
stat for corners is burn rate, but I can’t find it anywhere & all the other stats you have to pay for. DVOA is OK, but I’d prefer something more definitive in terms of measuring player value.
What's that about?
his rankings and writings are free, i'll get the link to it and then post it here
he has a metric but if he’s not a math guy so he’s still working on it and looking for advice. He posts raw data though like targets and completions against and etc.
one does not simply walk into mordor...unless winter is coming
I remember you had it last year
It was called TPC right? I liked it, but he stopped updating his rankings as far as I could tell.
What's that about?
Washington
Stop trying to bunt you idiot.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
Bunting on a 2-1 count
With Andrus. SMH.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
Give up outs in a WS game
BRILLIANT
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The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
And you bunt in front of Hamilton
A guy who hits for power.
Ronnyball!
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
Game 7, no less.
In the 5th inning!
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
He was scared of the Andrus GIDP
All managers live in awe of the double play.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
Exactly! One less out!

Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
by TWilliAM on Oct 28, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
totally ot, but if you guys were professors and you received an email like this from a student what would you think
Dr. J (that’s his legit name)
I am writing this as a just in case formality. Since I will be taking the exam at the learning center I will not be able to turn in my case 3 paper or Quan journal with it. I will probably be able to turn in my quan journal when I return the test to the Econ office but the case 3 is a different story. I had been planning to email it to you this morning but, at least on south campus the Internet (and the Internet for my room mates) has been down for the last 13 hours and obviously that makes printing equally impossible. In the interest of full disclosure I’m about 70% certain this Internet failure has something to do with sky net becoming sentient last April 11th and Siri is somehow involved and Steve Jobs was the only barrier between them and world domination so I may or may not be bunkering down for the end times after the test, I am not prepared for AI gone wrong but I’ve been preparing for a zombie invasion since the supposed rapture of, May 21st, if not then I will try to see if the Internet it up again so I can send my case 3.
in my defense I wrote it before I had taken my adderral. I am an extremely impulsive and non cognizant of social standards sans adderral.
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by Gina on Oct 28, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I would give the student a passing grade, no questions asked
One day, this team is going to kill me.
It's slightly better than...
my dog ate my homework
.
:)
How'd you get my thesis notes?
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Lingo dead
Lingo is dead
Is nothing obscure?
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
well its an advanced micro theory class, everyone is nerds
one does not simply walk into mordor...unless winter is coming
Quick!
Marge cut off my thumb!
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
My simpsons knowledge may have dipped significantly since I left undergrad five years ago
but it’s still good.
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
Probably
But that’s how awesome that email is.
Also, just regarding her sig, last weekend at a party, I was talking with a girl about TV shows and I mentioned Wilfred and Elijah Wood. Upon hearing the name she said, “One does not simply walk into Mordor,” and that is by far the sexiest thing I’ve ever heard a girl say.
Haha excellent.
I’d probably laugh it off if I were a professor. Maybe.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope you got a job offer already
Because there’s a good chance this will not be accepted. I sure hope it is, but…
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
oh he said it was cool and to just turn in the case when I could
the first half was legit
one does not simply walk into mordor...unless winter is coming
Dude!
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
doodbro
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
This cool story was brought to you by
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by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe Benigno is the CEBrO!

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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Excellent
but I tried to rec you. Instead AA flagged you
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure what's up but
those are rec’s, not flags. When you flag someone, you usually get the little dialog box that pops up.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think so.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Any more stupid that you would like to post?
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
You seem to post nothing but stupid comment after stupid comment

And it was not Texas’ last chance.
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I wouldn't say stupid, I'd say excruciatingly pessimistic
And at least he’s consistent. I thought he just hated the mets chances.
brodude is a glass-half-empty kinda dude.
It ain't over until it's over.
Re: last night’s ballgame.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Theriot with his best Theriot impression...
Making outs at an efficient rate. That’s exactly what you want from one of the two hitters in front of Pujols in the biggest game of the year.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
I'm confused...
I thought the rules stated that 2nd baseman must bat 2nd.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
in tony larussa world
second basemen must pitch second
one does not simply walk into mordor...unless winter is coming
He approves of anything that put Pujols on first base.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
I hazz teh Batt Siggunal

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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
He should try trolling the SNY studios again
that was classic
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it's the red.
It makes me think of the Phillies.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
The moment we've all been waiting for ...
since ’06.
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
.
Ba-ZING!
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow he threw a stirke
It’s a christmas miracle!
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
I guess it was.
And guess who got the last laugh … again!!!
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
You suck Feldman
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The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
That's why you don't walk the bases loaded...
Washington is one of the worst managers in baseball.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
Wait this was the guy that gave up the walk-off homer last night, right?
They still have Holland and Wilson available right?
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
IBB or Buntz
Which is more moronic?
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that was a strike
according to the highly accurate TV thingy
One day, this team is going to kill me.
I trust the TV thingy
over the highly accurate umps.
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The Cardinals should make sure they remember to send Ron Washington an invitation to their victory parade.
#klaw
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
I never thought I would hate Crazy Train
until I saw this Honda ad.
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
this commercial gives me ideas
that concern my gf deeply
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
For you Rangers' fans
you can find solace in a quote from none other than Hubie Brown: “Plenty of time.”
Of course, Hubie would say that even if the losing team was down by 30 points with 1:30 left in the 4th quarter, but you get the drift.
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
HBP
SMH
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O-M-F'N-G
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
you Taoist non conforming prick!!
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
Just like in '86
the Series was won in a dramatic Game 6 comeback.
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
Oh.
This is the end. Beautiful friend.
This is the end. My only friend… the end.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
WTF
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The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
Oh holy hell.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
Hey Wilson
way to suck!
somewhere in Manhasset, Jose Reyes chuckles.
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
His FA contract
just keeps getting lower and lower with this post season.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, he's still going to get a boatload of money
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The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
That's right.
Plenty of Mets fans will be calling CJ “weak” over the Twitter machine. That’s a nice little consolation, I guess.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Punk was the description I used
after I saw that tweet of his on Reye’s final game/hit of the season.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
This inning is turning into this

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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
Rangers are done
The bottom has fallen out.
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
Alright guys...
Its 4 am here and I’m done. It’s been great seeing y’all again and I look forward to the next—and hopefully most successful—offseason and season, April is but a short time away. Keep the faith, but also keep some cynicism. It’s the healthiest route to take.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
Good luck Mookie
enjoy Africa and its wildlife!
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
Keep fightin the good fight
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
much love mooks
get well soon and be well
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I think that's stepping over the line
if you know what I mean? lol
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
its only fair..
the dude refers to me as WoP all the time
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
This
Is a great sendoff. Loves it.
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Best of luck
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
Have a safe offseason, man!
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
The good news is
that the Mets won’t be paying CJ oodles of cash to pitch for us.
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
The bad news
is that we won’t be paying anyone to pitch for us
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
LOL
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
Multiple times.
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
True.
Dickey does not require monetary compensation since he is a divine force.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
this couldn't be any more over
except for that time i said it was over nearly an hour ago
Like when you said that we were getting a Phillies-Yankees World Series?
__________________________________________________
"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
That your dire predictions
are only right 50% of the time?
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
That you post nonsensicle bullshit
and that’s all that you post.
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
You are annoying
You add nothing to the collegial banter in these game threads. You’re basically just trolling.
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
You may not think that you are
but you are, even if that is not your intention.
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
That you are a moron and know nothing about anything.
Proud supporter of a New York baseball team and a Boston football team. Yeah, deal with it!
"We don’t listen to the hype. I don’t think we ever have. We really take after our coach and he says ‘When you win, say little. When you lose, say less.'"--Tom Brady
The 2011 New York Mets: I don't know what to describe them as...
Staunch Parishioner Of The First United Church of R.A. Dickey
by R_Adragna on Oct 28, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Any babe with a McRib is not
You know that in the long term it will come down to genes, not intentional starvation
It's a triumph of number crunching over the human spirit...aaaaaand, it’s about time. -- Play-by-Play Announcer, The Simpsons.
by MookieTheCat on Oct 28, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the T-Mobile girl
I’ll step her up to 4G… if you know what I mean.
And I think you don’t.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
I just googled "McRib babe" and got this

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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
That's
close
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
I also got this

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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
Hello Betty!!
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
Russ
is finding his way
back into my good graces
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you've fallen into the

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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Allen Craig!
With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
by TWilliAM on Oct 28, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Wait a stinkin minute
that wasn’t supposed to happen until the 9th FOR Texas by Endy
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
Bah
Doing an Endy there w/o the double play.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
If Texas can knock Carpenter out of the game
Larussa will mix n match his way to a loss
Sigh.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
OK, here is the deal....
I am going to GO AWAY and see if the luck changes any……….if not……….prepare thyselves for the season ending rant
One day, this team is going to kill me.
I'm ready for a rant right about now.
I’m certainly ranting myself here.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
rant rant rant
That’s really the only reason I’m here.
The next time Wash wants to go to the mound to change the pitcher, Jon Daniels should jump out of the stands and change the manager.
#klaw
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
The three run lead also has a lot to do with Carpenter going out for the seventh.
#statingtheobvious #boothignorestheobvious
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
Ugh, this game is going to be the rotten cherry on a turd sandwich of a week isn't it?
I miss any good (awful) managing while I was away?
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
As much as I don't want the Cards to win
I’d still rather have them win than the Phillies.
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
well yeah, but small consolation
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Bunt
in the fifth inning by Elvis. Cards were up by one at the time. Leaving Feldman in one batter too long in the sixth.
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
so the really bad decisions are still yet to be made... excellent
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
bad decisions are on the horizon.
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
impending tragilarity
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Tony LaRussa is involved
so yes.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I like how the reason they put Furcal in the 7th slot was because he was struggling
and he’s had gotten on base every time tonight.
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
Ron Washington is horrible
What Would Matt Szczur Do?
Fact on Villanova Sports
by Hoyadestroya85 on Oct 28, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
To be fair, on the Molina walk
Ball four looked like a strike.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
Strike two looked like a ball, though.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Well.
I stand corrected. Looks like I’d make a great MLB umpire, at least.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
It's impossible to tell.
I thought it was borderline, but it’s been a really tight strike zone all night.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
His boss was Art Howe
What Would Matt Szczur Do?
Fact on Villanova Sports
by Hoyadestroya85 on Oct 28, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the way any manager should be
A manager with a huge ego is a manager who shouldn’t have a job.
What Would Matt Szczur Do?
Fact on Villanova Sports
by Hoyadestroya85 on Oct 28, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
only in America does that asinine caption really need to be
at the bottom of that egregious camera plug
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
mmm I love me some Padma Lakshmi
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
Now you have me thinking of Indian food
I hope you’re happy
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
tandoori chicken
and samosa’s YUMMO!!
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm ok with everything about this sentence
except the word Yummo
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
and not because I don't like the food
because that word makes me want to strangle puppies
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Hearing Rachel Ray ramble
makes me want to gargle salt
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
makes me want to gargle drain cleaner
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
had some lamb tikka masala today for lunch. It was excellent
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Lamb curry for me
Luckily I work in the only place on Long Island that has great Indian food.
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Between the World Series and pitchers and catchers reporting, we have Air Hockey

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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
They are not "very little"
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
My favorite gif
It will get me through the winter. Who is that girl?
Thanks asshole
I just the “is that fuckin right?” death stare from satan’s illegitimate step daughter who i’m supposed to bed down with shortly
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Date blind chicks
Problem solved.
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
And here comes the overmanagement
ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy!!!
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
It's acceptable in a Game 7
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
That's why I'm excited for it!
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
Not with a dominating No. 1 who's not in serious trouble
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
I don't know about this move.
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
Hope.
Texas haz it.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
AM or PM?
__________________________________________________
"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
On Sunday October 30th, right?
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
So GTA 5 trailer is coming out on Wednesday
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
I'm gonna buy it
when it comes out anyways, but I’m pissed that they’re doing it on the West Coast again. It’s almost as if they’re making a San Andreas Part II, even though I love SA & I think it’s the best GTA game ever. They should’ve went somewhere new, like London.
What's that about?
An extremely expansive San Andreas is going to be much better than London
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I could see it
They could expand San Fierro, which was my favorite area to be in. I would’ve liked to have seen them mix it up, but I trust them so they’ll probably put out a good product.
What's that about?
I hope Texas scores here
If only to increase the tension of this game.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
and for cooler looking graphs

__________________________________________________
"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
But they took out Endy!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
so much for my bold prediction
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
Arthur Rhodes is in. If the Rangers don’t score here, they’ve got no hope.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
Former Mets all over the place
Endy. Dotel. Torrealba…
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
JEREMY WAS A BULLFROG
AND NOLEN RAYON WAS A MET – WHICH EXPLAINS WHY TEH RANGERS WILL NEVER WIN TEH BIG ONE – BECUASE MR. RAYON IS TOO BUSY MAKING NICE WITH TEH FORMER PRESIDANT INSTEAD OF GETTING GOOD PLAYARS TO WIN TEH SERIOUS – AND ANOTHER THING THIS MANAGER IS A DAMN JOKE – DID YOU SEE WHAT HE JUST DID HE BROUGHT IN TEH GUY WITH THE RECORD FOR OFFSEASON WALKS TO PITCH WITH TEH BASES LOADED – I MEAN – WHAT KIND OF SHIT WAS THAT – SINCE MARCH WE HAVE BEEN HERE FOR THIS DAY – TO SEE A GOOD BASEBALL GAME EVEN IF TWO OTHER TEAMS ARE PLAYING – THAT IS BECUASE OUR TEAM SUCKS AND WOULD NEVER PLAY IN THIS GAME BUT I DIEGRASS – THE POINT IS THAT TEH RANGERS WERE TEH FAVIRITES AND THEY ARE ABOUT TO GO HOME WITH THEIR TAILS BETWEEN THEIR LEGS BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE ANY PICHARS – JUST WATCH MR. OLDERSAN SIGN THIS BJ WILPON GUY – JEFFY PROBABLY THINKS THEY ARE FAMILY OR SOMETHING – I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMOAR – TODAY GAME 7 – TOMORROW SNOW – IN ABOUT 4 MONTHS MORE METS SUCK – I AM READY TO END IT ALL AND JOIN MOOKIE AND HIS CAT OUT IN VIETNAM OR WHEREVER THE FUCK HE IS #$%^%$#
One day, this team is going to kill me.
by fxcarden on Oct 28, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
"I DIEGRASS"
excellent.
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
HE BROUGHT IN TEH GUY WITH THE RECORD FOR OFFSEASON WALKS TO PITCH WITH TEH BASES LOADED
I like this part, too.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
Diegrass
ah…is that what we’re all doing here tonight watching this game?
And Mr. Oldersan better not sign this ‘BJ Wilpon’ guy.
LOL….rec’d.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
The only thing it was missing was a cirsumvent
Otherwise? Perfect.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
You're not an Arrested Development fan, eh?
Maybe you should move to Portugal… those South Americans recognize.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
Not for nothing
but snow coming the day after game 7 of the World Series is kind of depressing.
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
hush little homie don't say a word
isn’t that a siren that you just heard
here come the men in the flashing lights
come to take away your human rights
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
my first thought
upon hearing this news is:

What's that about?
by Brian. on Oct 28, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's the '90s all over again.
First the Winnipeg Jets return to the NHL, then Beavis and Butt-Head returned to TV last night (gloriously, I may add because they are still funny after being gone for so long), and now this.
What comes next, the economy we had under Clinton or Bobby V returning as manager?
Proud supporter of a New York baseball team and a Boston football team. Yeah, deal with it!
"We don’t listen to the hype. I don’t think we ever have. We really take after our coach and he says ‘When you win, say little. When you lose, say less.'"--Tom Brady
The 2011 New York Mets: I don't know what to describe them as...
Staunch Parishioner Of The First United Church of R.A. Dickey
The Spin Doctors
opening for The Rembrandts
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Hooray for the Mets appearing in the 2011 World Series
Even if it was only a graphic
That bunt attempt was really really stupid.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
It wasn't if he thought he couldn't hit Dotel
And most righties can’t hit Dotel.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
We've been Mets fans for a long time
Besides 86, when have the baseball gods actually been kind to Mets fans?
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
69
__________________________________________________
"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
September 21, 2001
But your point is no less pointy
Yeah stare down Dotel for throwing inside on your
you weigh a hundred pounds soaking wet. Deal with it.
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
argh, this sucks
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
TRAID TEH CORE!
TWO STRAIGHT WORLD SERIES LOSSES!
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
Who is this guy?
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
The poster child for birth control
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by Russ on Oct 28, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i'm suddenly pro- approximately 90th trimester abortion
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
You guys are harsh
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
i've had a loooooong week
this game isn’t helping matters
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no problem
with any of these singers as long as they just sing the song without injecting their own arrangement to the point of you don’t even know what they’re singing.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree in general
I just really don’t care for the whole God Bless America at every sporting event thing.
Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?
by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
This
He just looked like an American Idol reject with a country twang and I was wondering if I was in the ballpark.
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
I think they said he was a 2 time Grammy winner
but I could have heard that wrong. I’ve never heard of him though.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
"no, it was a good name"
“Until that no talent ass clown started winning Grammys”
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I told them I liked Michael Bolton!
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard "night time pa-jammy wearer"
But yours makes more sense
Just music in general annoys me
about weird arrangements. Give me a simple melody. If you want to show your technical skills with turns or over-the-top vibrato or what have you, save it for the bridge or the last chorus of the song. Don’t make that stuff the melody.
And while we’re here, GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
better question
WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS GUY DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!?!?
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
Due to problems with the bullpen phone, Dusty Rhodes is coming in to pitch for the Cardinals
#klaw
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
Ray Ramirez mounted as the pestilence
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
That last Horsemen team
that had Malenko/Benoit should’ve been great, but unfortunately that didn’t occur.
What's that about?
I was going to post my customary boobage, but in honor of the end of the season
I give you this…..

One day, this team is going to kill me.
by fxcarden on Oct 28, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Ron Washington is a communist?
All the IBB’s make so much sense now…
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
oh bloody hell
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
Oh that's trouble.
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
oh horseshit
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
Ugh.
That was a backbreaker.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
If this was a Mets game
I’d be in jail for having stabbed Ron Washington in the eye.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
Except for the october part
But yeah.
Could be worse. Could be the Phillies. Or Yankees.
Hey Texas
Adam is an awful pitcher. He belongs in the national league. He would fit right in with the Mets.
Oh pissing blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!
Adams is awful? In what universe?
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
i can't believe she replicated
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Well folks, this time is for real
enjoy the winter as best you can…….for you slackers,……put in your AAOP and quit procrastinating, and may Mr. Oldersan bring us many pleasant surprises in the offseason….. I refuse to see the Cardinals celebrate again, so I am going to bed.
See you in the internetz
One day, this team is going to kill me.
g'night
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
later ya lewsah
"Intelligence is not a genetic predisposition. Think stupid!!"
by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Have a good night...and offseason
Catch you in the spring.
Catch you at the Hot Stove.
Hope you got your snow shovel by the garage door.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
See ya
April 2012 will be here before you know it
by aparkermarshall on Oct 28, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Sweet
a muppets movie!
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
I'll see it, but im scared
their last couple TV specials were atrocious
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
They had a viral video of Bohemian Rhapsody about three years ago (I think?)
that was enojyable.
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
enjoyable*
Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.
yeah the musical shorts they've done are amusing
but they’ve had a few holiday specials which made me want to gouge my everything out
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Hans Wagner
Only the greatest SS of all-time. Great defense. Brilliant hitter. What about him?
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Honus Wagner was OK
but he was no Hans Wagner, who was certainly no Tuuu Timp
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
its Solo Wagner
you know that soccer chicks daddy.. duh!
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
There he is AAOP'ers
Gonzo chuckin strikes
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
This Gonzalez fellow could be the Mets closer next year
93? Works for me.
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Rangers fans have the hot stove going
But for totally different reasons..
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Well the extra revenue from the post season and WS
could only help
They're gonna be rolling in cash anyways
so they’ll have more $ to use this offseason. I figure they’ll make a play for Yu Darvish
What's that about?
Everybody is going to make a play for him
And Wilson might as well be fitted for a Yankees cap.
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You think Stuart Scott will be interveiwing players after the game
and asking stupid ass come sense questions? He finds his way on the TV after every big sports game and it pisses me off to no end.
Exactly
what is the difference between American Idol & the X-Factor? They look like the same damn show
What's that about?
one has an X in the name?
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
The other day, I watched an old tv movie called Night of the Scarecrow
There are no more tv movies. Just all-singing, all-dancing mediocrity.
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sounds fantastic
SyFy still makes TV movies… awful awful tv movies
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Back in the day, you'd get Bad Ronald, Don't Go To Sleep, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, Duel
Not now.
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FYI folks:
The Mets are expected to allow other teams to set the market for Jose Reyes this offseason, according to Andy Martino of the New York Daily News.
“Jose is not going to be a quick process,” said one source. “The fan base would love for it to be that way, but a quick process would mean that he will not be a Met. Let him go do the dance, and see how (other teams) value him. Why should we set the market?” With the Mets expecting to cut payroll, club officials have made it clear that if Reyes leaves, 22-year-old Ruben Tejada will replace him. Several reports have speculated that the Nationals, Marlins and Angels could become heavy bidders and that the Mets are unwilling to match Carl Crawford money (six or seven years, $130 million-$140 million) if that’s what the market dictates.
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
I guess the Nationals want to collect these albatrosses
I expect Jose to leave, so this isn’t news.
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Also those who even were aware
Bobby Parnell came up short of super-2 eligibility so we’ve got some more cost controlled crapiness to work out of him to look forward to
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking Fred
with that stupid “Crawford money” line. Way to be asshole.
As to this article, same shit we already knew a while back. I think he’ll stay for something like 5/95 with a 6th year option, but I’m an optimistic motherfucker so my opinion might not be realistic.
What's that about?
Ah, that's a pretty good strategy actually.
The Mets shouldn’t be bidding early on…if the other teams are also weary of going over 5 years, the Mets can swoop in and grab him. No reason to start the bidding or piss Reyes off with a bid that’s too low.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah,
I saw Martino on DNL at 5pm today talking about this.
I have no problem with Sandy letting the market set itself. They’re not going to sign him in the exclusive window unless they blow him away with an offer. And that’s not going to happen – not Sandy’s MO. They’ve probably got a cutoff in years and $$ they’re willing to go and if they’re around the ballpark of all other offers, there’s a chance. If not, well….sigh….
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I love eBay for silly things like trinkets and gadgets
but not a strategy I like being at the mercy of when it comes to my favorite players.
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
In general,
fuck Atlanta. But since the Cardinals are about to win the Series & got in thanks to the Braves falling apart, fuck Atlanta some more.
What's that about?
Well, I've got to get to work
Thanks to all of you for a lot of laughs this season. These threads are great fun. Have a good off-season, don’t get too down if we lose Jose, and I’ll catch you in the spring.
Cheers
'til next time
enjoy
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Have a good one!
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Have a great winter guys!
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
you too
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe Nathan
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
Bobby Parnell!
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Braden Looper.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Mike Pelfrey
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Nathen but let's be realistic were gonna have to pay him
Were not gonna get him for a couple million with loads of incentives
Why not? He didn't have a great season
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You know some desperate team will offer a 2 or 3 yr deal
He was hurt at the begining then came on strong. Minnesota could just resign him for less also. Capps isn’t exactly the closer next season
Does anyone not named Dickey
become a Met and suddenly become good?
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
good call
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
What happened to Rockin' Mike?
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
Ray Ramirez saw him on TV
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
He saw mine and gave up
with people placing more faith in Kyle Farnsworth than his scar tissue encapsulated throwing shoulder
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
And there, AAOP'ers goes Gonzo
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
Well, night everyone
__________________________________________________
"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
g'night
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I know people leave like real life games
for silly things like avoiding gridlock traffic but what’s with ditching the internet on the last ups??
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
dunno, but I'm toughing it out to the (likely) bitter end
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey. If the Mets can come back against the Cardinals...
Why can’t the Rangers?
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1 down..

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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck Motte, Molina, The Cardnials and Fuck Buck
And Carpenter for ruining my FBB season
So
Rangers giving credence to the definition of choke artists.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
Congrats to the Cardinals. 2011 World Series Champions!
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well there it is.
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
well played for the cards..
see ya next year
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
of all the world series I've ever seen
this one is also over
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
Now Brewers fans
know what it feels like to have the Cardinals swoop in & steal a championship that they probably would’ve won.
What's that about?
Brutal loss for the Rangers
This group might’ve blown their chance…
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Eh
I could see them being back next year. Teir star players are still in their prime and if they keep Wilson or replace him with Darvish they’ll be elite again.
Yea making past the 1st round is a crap shoot
But 2 straight yrs to the WS and empty handed. Might not happen for a long long time
watching titles get clinched at home
sure is a sight to behold tho
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
This.
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta feel bad for the Rangers.
But in a way this is why baseball is awesome. No one could have thought the Cards would be here a month and a half ago.
I think it's fine.
yeah, they've had a hell of a end of season/postseason
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
and for that I hate them
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
So
it’s over.
Pitchers and catchers report when?
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
Rangers on their way to being the new Bills!
Congrats Cardinals. Welcome Hot Stove!
hooray, let months of blind speculation begin!
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I came back to say...
how much I hate the fucking Cardinals and Joe Buck, Yadier Molina and Tony the Alcoholic.
This is the only place I can express this.
Now back to tracking tomorrows storm.
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by TKFJ on Oct 28, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Ha!
And so much for my prediction of Rangers in 7.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey TKFJ...
GAME OVER!
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by Steve Schreiber on Oct 28, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
My blood pressure just shot up 40 points
CB Buckner would have me clinching my left arm
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by Wright of passage on Oct 28, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Pujols 12 yrs $300 million contract
you heard it hear first
Cards can't afford that
and it would be stupid and greedy for him to demand that. That would be very DUMB.
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
I understand that
My point is that it would be stupid for him to demand that notwithstanding the fact that some team even if not the Cards would offer him that.
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
Insane
no one’s worth that much money.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course
and it was insane for “TheKid08” to make such an asinine post.
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
Wow. One strike away on two occassions.
A lesson in never giving up. Gotta respect the Cards for that.
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
Yes indeed
I just feel really bad for the Rangers fans. Their team still doesn’t have a championship.
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Well you can't teach heart
Or else the Mets would be here. Kidding
Wonder what Colby Rasmus is thinking right now
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The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
How much he loves the Maple Leafs?
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Not as good as Montreal or Quebec I bet.
French Canadian women. Yeah.
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Kind of an empty ring, no?
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In a sense yeah
But I’m sure he’s happy to be away from LaRussa & his bullshit. Plus, he’s in a situation in Toronto where his team is on the rise & he can be a major contributor to that.
What's that about?
Baseball won, but America lost.
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I'm glad that the ratings picked up.
I’m tired of people ignoring post season games that don’t include the big markets.
Actually, Texas lost BECAUSE
of MLB’s ridiculous All-Star Game rule re home field advantage for the WS. The Rangers should have had home field advantage. And while they would properly not make such an excuse, this rule needs to be redacted.
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
If it was the old format, STL still would've had it this year
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That rule is just as stupid
The team with the best record at the end of the year gets home field advantage. Very simple.
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
Agee 100%
Home field should go to the better record. Selig just cares about rating in the AS game.
What happens if both teams have the same record in a given year?
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The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
sack races on consecutive sundays until a winner is decided
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by KeithsMoustache on Oct 28, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Soccer style free kicks
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
Agee 100%!
And Cleon will replace pagan in CF?
Mets, Jets, Islanders, Knicks.
GO RANGERS! Get Endy a ring!
sickening
cards beat out the braves and phillies only to win it all
Wrong
It’s not THAT sickening because the Phillies and Braves are in our Division. I’m still a big fan of NL baseball and hate the DH. So if you like baseball without the DH, then you shouldn’t be “sickened” by this Series.
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- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
by The Glider on Oct 28, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hate the Cardinals.
I am irrational.
Don’t care.
Brown bear.
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I haven't commented at all tonight because I was afraid of saying some expletives and getting permabanned here....
…..I hate Tony LaRussa winning a Championship and I hate that stinking Cards franchise who seems to have a (to borrow a Brock Lesnar saying) HorseShoe up their azz.
When the hell is it OUR turn???
Oh and did anyone forget that Mark McSteroid(err, I mean McGuire) is on that Cards staff?
Chalk one undeserved World Series Ring for that Cheater, too.
You don't get banned for expletives...
I use them all the time.
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I'm not that smart
what the fuck are expletives?
by lstorie1971 on Oct 28, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Bud congratulates everyone but the players lol
METS JETS NETS LAKERS........... OFWGKTA....FREE EARL. Odd Future Records.
Adam Morrison got his team multiple championships barely trying, if that's not a great player...I don't know who is.
the sight of him
is repulsive
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Adam Morrison got his team multiple championships barely trying, if that's not a great player...I don't know who is.
by YoungMoney24 on Oct 28, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop reading off a piece of paper you fucking asshole
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LMAO BUD
so genuine and spontaneous
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Adam Morrison got his team multiple championships barely trying, if that's not a great player...I don't know who is.
Freeze MVP
Not Pujols or Berman or Molina or Carpenter.
And for that he gets a Corvette. Nice.
by MetsFan4Decades on Oct 28, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
President Obama called the Cards clubhouse to speak to Tony LaRussa and got Lance Lynn instead.
I think it's fine.
I think if Obama
spoke to LaRussa, the Republicans might accuse him of being in favor of drunk driving.
/politix’d
What's that about?
rec'd
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
Shrewd tactician? LaRussa?
Relatively speaking, I guess.
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Hall of Famer
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
Washington believes the Rangers are "champions"
Ahhh… so that’s the problem. He thought they already won the series!
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LMAO
Look at Carrot Top in the yearbook pic next to Freese. ROFLMAO
Proud supporter of a New York baseball team and a Boston football team. Yeah, deal with it!
"We don’t listen to the hype. I don’t think we ever have. We really take after our coach and he says ‘When you win, say little. When you lose, say less.'"--Tom Brady
The 2011 New York Mets: I don't know what to describe them as...
Staunch Parishioner Of The First United Church of R.A. Dickey
I've grown to really dislike Tim as an announcer
"Never throw a slider to The Glider."
- Ed Charles, No. 5
"Who has more fun than people?"
- Ralph Kiner
Why is this douchenozzle on tv?
Typical Fox. Find the most obnoxious jocks to annoy the hell out of TWill.
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I don't like Mitch Williams or Harold Reynolds, either.
But I can’t stand ANYONE on Fox.
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Who did the national radio feed?
Baseball is better when you watch it on TV but listen to the radio.
by lstorie1971 on Oct 29, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
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thou shall be
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