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So I'm gonna be doing one of these every day until Xmas and was hoping for some trademark AA snark to go with it. What do you guys think the plot of this movie would be?

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Fred Wilpon as the future governor of California

versus Omar Minaya, the comedian (er…GM) never to be heard from again after this film. Sounds like the Mets 2010 season, except without the (presumably) happy ending

2012 New York Mets, World Series Champions!

by astromets on Dec 13, 2011 5:10 PM EST reply actions  

Fred is a loaded businessman

Consumed by work, he has no time for his needy and unstable son, Jeff. All Jeff wants for Christmas is an Iron Man action figure. Fred initially refuses to even listen to his son’s pleas, but after a vicious criminal (Bernard Madoff, Wall Street 3: Money Sleeps Once In a While, We Guess) robs him blind and forces him to come to terms with his family, Fred and Jeff will find a way to get that action figure. Bud Selig, Sandy Alderson and Jose Reyes’s Middle Finger also guest star.

"F***ing shocker." -Billy Wagner

by nymgb44 on Dec 13, 2011 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

Wall Street 3 = LOL

Save Jenrry Mejia!
2012 Amazin' Avenue Offseason Plan: 2nd place

by Ogre39666 on Dec 13, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

well

Fred Wilpon, down on money, looks for ways to muster up enough money to get his son a iron man action figure for christmas. In this heartwarming tale, Fred does all he can to muster money without selling his 2nd love, the brooklyn dodgers new york mets. Fred signs a book deal, makes a fool out of himself, patents the phrase “we’re snakebit baby!” and ultimetly sells david wright, ike davis, r.a dickey and matt harvey for david eckstien. Bernie Madoff makes a cameo in this heartwarming thriller.

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i'm a moderator for GGN. I will accept tribute.

by rexthejet on Dec 13, 2011 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

That toy really should have Dickey's face on it

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Dec 13, 2011 8:24 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

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