Over at SBNation.com, Rob Neyer drops in with something he—or, rather, Bill James—calls baseball surnacronyms. The idea is simple: turn a baseball player's last name into an acronym which describes him. Some examples from Rob:
Chone Figgins: Flexible Infielder, Good Glove, Is Not Slow
Craig Biggio: Began In Gear, Grew Into Outfielder
Jason Giambi: Grew In Artificial Manner By Injection
What can you come up with? I'll add the best ones to this post.
Mo Vaughn: Voracious Appetite, Ultimate Gastronomer, Heart-attack Nigh (by kendynamo).
Jose Reyes: Runs Everyday Yet Everyone Sneers (by attgig)
Bret Saberhagen: Spraying Ajax Bleach Everywhere Really Harmless After Game Enjoyment Not (by Jay_What)
Ike Davis: Dude Ascends Violently Into Stands (by ILikeIke#29)
Bernie Madoff: Milked Amazins Dry; Organization F!@#ed Financially (by hoyadestroya85)