The "Most Unlikely Place that Willie Harris Might Rob Your Home Run From" Contest Inspired by...

The "Most Unlikely Place that Willie Harris Might Rob Your Home Run From" Contest

Inspired by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan: Dickey's been done, Who's a snooze. We need a new source of hilarity!

Here's my first entry (Embiggen). I'll post another one or two in the comments if others join in.

BONUS: Here's the exploitable. Now you really have no excuse.

about 1 year ago bjk3047 52 comments 6 recs |

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Oh this is excellent.

I will throw my hat into the ring tomorrow. Rec’d.

Chamption of the R.A. Dickey Face contest and "Cromulent Photoshopper Extraordinaire" of Amazin' Avenue!

by Steve Schreiber on Mar 16, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions

fantastic, i'll see what I can do

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Mar 16, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions

and here it is, so graceful

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Mar 16, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs

This needs to be green................NAO

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by fxcarden on Mar 17, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions

What a leap!

Embiggen

by JoshNY on Mar 17, 2011 12:53 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs

Very subtle.

"And that's why anybody who invested with Lenny Dykstra should really call that number. Lawyers are standing by."

by BobbyV_Incognito on Mar 17, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions

Thanks

You really have to embiggen it or you don’t even see it.

by JoshNY on Mar 17, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions

Lol

On my phone, I can see him pretty clearly.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

AA Gamethread Embiggening Record Holder- 453 posts (10/03/10)

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Mar 18, 2011 10:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

Rec’d if only for the Wheres Waldo aspect.

by nmigliore on Mar 19, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions

Pluto got robbed.

Embiggen.

by bjk3047 on Mar 17, 2011 3:35 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs

nice

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Mar 17, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions

Green'd

Save Jenrry Mejia!

by Ogre39666 on Mar 17, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions

stellar.

by SuperT on Mar 17, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

i see what you did there

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on Mar 17, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions

.

You heard about Pluto? That’s messed up.

What's that about?

by Brian. on Mar 18, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

I'll give this a go later. For now I plan my entry.

(Im actually just busy right now)

Ryan Miller was the true MVP. See my profile for rant.

by Jsz on Mar 17, 2011 5:39 PM EDT reply actions

Here we go....

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by fxcarden on Mar 17, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions 13 recs

Dickey is immortal,

its like a Chuck Norris kind of thing, and don’t say otherwise

Yogi on the 1969 NY Mets....." overwhelming underdogs "

by SuperSantana on Mar 17, 2011 7:34 PM EDT reply actions

Whereas I agree

can we not come to a consensus that Chuck Norris has been done to death?

by bjk3047 on Mar 17, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions

Chuck Norris is dumb.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

AA Gamethread Embiggening Record Holder- 453 posts (10/03/10)

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Mar 17, 2011 8:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

but he'll kick yo' ass

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by fxcarden on Mar 17, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions

Chuck Norris shaved the beard.

He can’t hurt a fly now.

Save Jenrry Mejia!

by Ogre39666 on Mar 17, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions

I gotcha, buddy.

Embiggen.

by bjk3047 on Mar 17, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs

this picture is fail overload........

Harris, Castillo, and Church.

The trifecta….

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by fxcarden on Mar 17, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions

oh, and rec'd

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by fxcarden on Mar 17, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions

Willie Harris makes a diving catch over the Grand Canyon look like child's play.

Harris has decided to tap into the lucrative tourism entertainment market. His show called “Huge Willie’s Extension” has become a big hit with tourists of the Canyon and has sold out daily since November. Harris bought a machine from the famed Sir Dr Sen Brain Socks D.D.S.R.S.V.P. that allows him to grow to the height of a giant and last for nearly 4 hours.

Tickets start at $40 apiece.

Chamption of the R.A. Dickey Face contest and "Cromulent Photoshopper Extraordinaire" of Amazin' Avenue!

by Steve Schreiber on Mar 17, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs

Rec'd

Bonus points for a different Harris pic. Now that’s thinking outside of the box.

by bjk3047 on Mar 17, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions

If anybody would like to use diving Willie Harris, here's the one I used.

Chamption of the R.A. Dickey Face contest and "Cromulent Photoshopper Extraordinaire" of Amazin' Avenue!

by Steve Schreiber on Mar 17, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Rec'd for typic "Huge Willie's Extension"

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

AA Gamethread Embiggening Record Holder- 453 posts (10/03/10)

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Mar 18, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions

It's not a HR, but I think it's still good.

It’s the only way he can make a save.

Save Jenrry Mejia!

by Ogre39666 on Mar 17, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs

And he's even catching it with the wrong hand!

Incredible!

Chamption of the R.A. Dickey Face contest and "Cromulent Photoshopper Extraordinaire" of Amazin' Avenue!

by Steve Schreiber on Mar 17, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions

.

Save Jenrry Mejia!

by Ogre39666 on Mar 17, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs

Rec'd

Anything involving that ridiculous picture is an auto-rec for me.

by bjk3047 on Mar 17, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions

That's a bad idea there.

Nobody comes between Mo and a giant sandwich and doesn’t lose the hand.

"And that's why anybody who invested with Lenny Dykstra should really call that number. Lawyers are standing by."

by BobbyV_Incognito on Mar 17, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions

I don't know...

Kinda looks like Mo’s pretty excited about his new leathery appetizer.

by bjk3047 on Mar 17, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions

Apologies in advance.

by CTRefJay on Mar 18, 2011 12:04 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs

Was trying to MS Paintz

Willie Harris cockblocking McLovin. Sounds like something he’d so. The MS Paintzing didn’t work too good, though.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

AA Gamethread Embiggening Record Holder- 453 posts (10/03/10)

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Mar 18, 2011 1:10 AM EDT reply actions

No...GIMMEE your poor

by JavaJoe on Mar 18, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs

No matter who hard Willie tries

David always comes down with it!

Ryan Miller was the true MVP. See my profile for rant.

by Jsz on Mar 18, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs

You sonofabitch!

I’ve been laboring to make an animated gif of just this, and you go on and do it. Man…Though it won’t be original anymore, I’m still gonna try and finish it.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"
Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

AA Gamethread Embiggening Record Holder- 453 posts (10/03/10)

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Mar 18, 2011 10:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions