Create-a-Caption: Headmaster Dickey Pay attention and lend your ears, my fellow Dickeygalitarians; let not your faith in the Dickey be tested through troubled times, for the Dickey is a refuge for the oppressed, a stronghold in times of trouble, even when all seems lost. Those who seek the Dickey lack no good thing. Commit your way to the Dickey; trust in him, and he will act. Be erect before the Dickey, and wait patiently for him to proffer deliverance. But be steadfast, for those who stray from the ways of the Dickey will be drawn closer towards the Ollie and the perpetual flames of Lake Phehenna! And you will be spanked. (Oh, I'm sure some of you wouldn't mind a spanking, eh!? But as Mets fans, aren't we generally masochists, anyway?) So have at it, amateur Amazin' Avenue copy editors of the world. How should this caption read? (And yes, I went there.) Also, I invite you to use this image to create and customize your own MSPaintz, using the template provided in either of the links below. So if you're feeling creative today, then get crackin'! Black & White Color