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Limp Dickey Applesauce - Mets lose R.A. to heel injury, leaves stadium in boot, Einhorn speaks, Posey reax


Meet the Mets

With Pat Misch as the likely next starter on the depth chart, it would've been really nice to not have one of the team's top pitchers slip on a banana peel or something and leave yesterday's game in the third inning. I just can't wait for this team to match up with the Phillies this weekend

Star-divide

But, even though the Mets have very little chance of winning this series, I still am not buying this whole snakebitten Mets, Philly dynasty thing. That's mainly because I have a lot more faith in the Mets' general manager and there are a lot of positive signs about this new minority owner who is coming into the fold. For one thing, the guy seems to buy into the concept of sample size. Plus, if you look at Einhorn's involvement in some of his other investments, it's pretty clear that he knows how to pressure ownership. We knew this year was going to be meh, but the big picture still remains generally bright for this team.

Mike Salfino explains why Chris Capuano is better than what we think, and it has to do with missing bats with some frequency.

And, sad news recently, as the Mets fan community lost one of its greatest scribes, Dana Brand. Greg Prince eulogizes here and Howard Megdal does the same here.

Around MLB

Philadelphia crushes Cincinnati. Florida eeks past San Francisco

The biggest story in MLB yesterday was Buster Posey's trip to the DL, possibly for the remainder of the season. Scott Cousins, the man who put him there with his clean hit on Posey, shows a lot of remorse (consequently mocked by Keith Hernandez during yesterday's broadcast). The injury has sent the Giants scrambling for a new catcher, possibly targeting the Nats' Ivan Rodriguez

And then there's all the discussion about changing the rules following this. Ray Fosse is having none of it.

Federal prosecutors have dropped all charges against Derek Lowe in the reckless driving/DUI situation.

And now for the funny. Josh Wilker tells us everything we need to know about the Bad News Bears' Jimmy Feldman, including that he was played by Gummo Marx's grandson.

Kevin Slowey apparently kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.

Sports announcers love statistics.

And, finally, Emma Span channels Crash Davis and compiles all the great cliche quotes from the past two weeks into one semi-readable article.

Hey guys, just wanted to say farewell as this is my last Applesauce post. I'm starting a new job next week in a crazy attempt to become a real live lawyer. I want to thank the whole AA community for the opportunity and your support. This site has been a Godsend for me; these posts have been a great form of therapy every morning, win, lose, or Tony Bernazard. Anyway, thanks again and let's go Mets!

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Have we lowered the bar so far that

merely understanding the concept of sample sizes will win our favor?

"I only wanted a few things out of life -- a wife, children, to play baseball and to hunt deer." - Turk Wendell

by Rey-O on May 27, 2011 10:40 AM EDT reply actions  

i figured this was a lowering the bar so far joke

that they’d let in budd. wrong bar

http://mixedmartialartsblogger.wordpress.com/

by Cory Braiterman on May 27, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good luck Joe!

Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.

by meigs1414 on May 27, 2011 10:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Three words..

Phuck the Philths…

And god forbid I hear Philthy phans at the stadium tonight. If I hear Philthy chants I’m taking it out on the first unsuspecting Philthy phan I come in contact with.

What are the odds that there are more Philthy phans than Mets fans?

If we sweep one series, make it this one.

Irrational Mets fan known for memorable ranting and raving, when things inevitably go wrong.

by TKFJ on May 27, 2011 11:03 AM EDT reply actions  

What are you implying? :)

Irrational Mets fan known for memorable ranting and raving, when things inevitably go wrong.

by TKFJ on May 27, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

you might be the only Mets fan in the stadium

and may have vomit, etc dumped on you.

One day, this team is going to kill me.

by fxcarden on May 27, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be there tonight with my cousin

So that’s at least 3 Mets fans

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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden

by Russ on May 27, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well if Fred and Jeff Wilpon are there, that makes....

oh right. That still only makes 3 Mets fans. Brooklyn Dodgers fans don’t count.

Chamption of the R.A. Dickey Face contest and "Cromulent Photoshopper Extraordinaire" of Amazin' Avenue!

by Steve Schreiber on May 27, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

My cousin had to back out

Anyone want to go to the game?

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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden

by Russ on May 27, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, I just need to borrow MTC's Cessna and I'll get there in 16 hours from now.

In lobby for: Jaime Cevallos, Zack Lutz, orange unis and Rickroll as the 7th inning song.
The Unwritten Rules of AA

by Michkin on May 27, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

how i want this to happen

But I don’t see it. Stars, oops sorry, I mean nice players are hurt. Staff mutilated, pen over worked. Gonna be a long one I think.

I hate Philadelphia so much.

by the caveman on May 27, 2011 1:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Good luck Joe

always enjoy your writing.

One day, this team is going to kill me.

by fxcarden on May 27, 2011 11:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Best of luck to you Joe

Hope you at least stick around the site.

by dcmetsfan on May 27, 2011 11:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Good luck in the real world Joe

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on May 27, 2011 11:38 AM EDT reply actions  

We should trade for either Doug Fister, Chien Mien Wang, or Josh Johnson.

JJ is the best pitcher of the bunch and his name is tied with Wang for closest in meaning to Dickey’s so I say we trade the ENTIRE farm for him.

by Shevshevy on May 27, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best of luck Joe

Your work here has been appreciated.

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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden

by Russ on May 27, 2011 11:49 AM EDT reply actions  

One more lawyer

Do we really need another lawyer? ;)

I have really enjoyed your column, your writing and your perspective. I am sure that you will be very successful. Thanks, and best of luck.

by elliot on May 27, 2011 12:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Good luck Joe

Your Applesauce will be missed

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage

by blueandorange4life on May 27, 2011 12:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks for doing these, Joe

And good luck! Don’t be a stranger

by JJJ on May 27, 2011 12:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks guys.

I couldn’t possibly leave this community completely. You all are the best thing in the world for Met fans and I couldn’t have remained semi-sane for all this time without you. So, thanks again.

by Joe Budd on May 27, 2011 12:21 PM EDT reply actions  

And let's be realistic...

You’re a lawyer. We sit in front of computers all day long. You’ll still be here.

by JoshNY on May 27, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good luck Joe.

Darrelle Revis once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.

by bm01bath on May 27, 2011 12:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Love Joe Budd

Love Joe Budd

great work here, good luck out there.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on May 27, 2011 12:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Good luck Joe!

Chamption of the R.A. Dickey Face contest and "Cromulent Photoshopper Extraordinaire" of Amazin' Avenue!

by Steve Schreiber on May 27, 2011 1:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Just a simple question here. Does anyone know the status of Dickey's ankle or heel yet? Just a concerned fantasy player wondering about one of his pitchers. Thank you

There is nothing like a game of pitch and catch. 40,000 fans in purple and black can't be wrong. What's it amount to? Our Colorado Rockies.
How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.

by Roxman4ever on May 27, 2011 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

no word yet, believe me we're all waiting with bated breath

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on May 27, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope all comes out ok. I can't afford to lose another pitcher this week alone. Lost De la Rosa, Garza, and now Dickey. First off, I lost Marlon Byrd when he got hit in the face. Brutal for me so far.

There is nothing like a game of pitch and catch. 40,000 fans in purple and black can't be wrong. What's it amount to? Our Colorado Rockies.
How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.

by Roxman4ever on May 27, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea we're more worried about losing our favorite pitcher

but i feel ya, my fantasy team has taken a few pretty rough injury hits this year (Zimmerman and Sandoval most notably)

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on May 27, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

LULZ

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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden

by Russ on May 27, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

good play and heads up work there

There is nothing like a game of pitch and catch. 40,000 fans in purple and black can't be wrong. What's it amount to? Our Colorado Rockies.
How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.

by Roxman4ever on May 27, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

that has to be the most horrendous baserunnign i've ever seen

good job to keep up with the madness

Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know? A headache with pictures?

by KeithsMoustache on May 27, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wally Backman after witnessing this play:

Chamption of the R.A. Dickey Face contest and "Cromulent Photoshopper Extraordinaire" of Amazin' Avenue!

by Steve Schreiber on May 27, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good luck Joe

and thanks for all of your work! Who is taking over the applesauce?

by CCE718 on May 27, 2011 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Good Luck Joe

Your applesauce will be missed

by Shevshevy on May 27, 2011 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Good luck Joe

Congratulations on graduating law school.

What's the score, boys?
What did Bugs Bunny do?
What's with the Carrot League baseball today?

by StorkFan on May 27, 2011 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Good luck Joe

The real world?
What’s that?

Squeezed to Song and Bendtner and Song and Nasri oh lovely lovely lovely!
-Peter Drury, the one time his commentating has ever been acceptable.

by Aidan Gibson on May 27, 2011 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Congratuations Joe

It’s always scary to leave the basement, so good luck. Whoever’s gonna do these now has so pretty big shoes to fill

by Evan_S on May 27, 2011 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Late to the party, but good luck, Joe.

Another lawyer, eh? Is AA planning to start its own firm?

"And that's why anybody who invested with Lenny Dykstra should really call that number. Lawyers are standing by."

by BobbyV_Incognito on May 28, 2011 12:20 PM EDT reply actions  

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