Did Chipper Jones Text Dong Shots to Kelly Kapowski?

I included the question mark because Ms Thiessen doesn't name any names, but she allegedly received nude photos of a baseball player in the mid 90's who is still famous today. There aren't all that many stars still playing from the mid 90's and that time period is also, as you may recall, when Larry's first marriage was collapsing because of the 18 month affair he was conducting with a Hooters waitress that produced a child. So that's my best guess. Other popular candidates include Clemens, A-Rod and Jeter, because all Yankees are disgusting pervs, obviously.

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so yeah

I’ve had a really productive friday afternoon at work.

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by kendynamo on Jun 17, 2011 5:34 PM EDT reply actions

everyone famous, just put your privates online on a website

that way, it doesn’t have to be news every time one of you does this because it will keep happening and I don’t want to keep hearing about it

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by astromets on Jun 17, 2011 5:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

why does it have to be Chipper ?

could be anybody

One day, this team is going to kill me.

by fxcarden on Jun 17, 2011 6:32 PM EDT reply actions

it could indeed be anybody

but i only had room in the headline for one name.

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by kendynamo on Jun 17, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

lol, you kill me with the Chipper hate

Hmm. Chipper was a rookie (so, “a little” famous in the broader world) in ’95, and she started on 90210 in ’94. Hmmm.

I think it’s ARod, though. It sounds like him. You know he’s the kind of guy who, if a headshot didn’t get a response, is toolish enough to think maybe a dong shot would.

by SuperT on Jun 17, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions

Am I the only one who doesn't give a fuck what these people do in their personal life?

It’s not illegal, it doesn’t hurt anyone, so why does anyone care?

by Evan_S on Jun 17, 2011 7:02 PM EDT reply actions

it's funny

by SuperT on Jun 17, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions

This

by James Kannengieser on Jun 18, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions

I'll give you that

Reading Weiner’s messages, I couldn’t stop laughing

by Evan_S on Jun 18, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions

People don't give his package enough credit

Seriously, who calls their stuff their ‘package’ anymore?

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jun 19, 2011 4:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

it actually is illegal

at the least it’s sexual harrassment.

What Would Matt Szczur Do?

by Hoyadestroya85 on Jun 17, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions

Only if they are unsolicited

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jun 17, 2011 7:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

its funny if a famous person sends pictures of his junk to another famous person

and as long as its consensual then i think its fine. but if they are unsolicited, yeah thats not cool.

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by kendynamo on Jun 17, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions

He should resign in disgrace, immediatley.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jun 17, 2011 7:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

Did they even have txting in the "mid 90's"?

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Keep Reyes, Trade Wilpon.

by Ogre39666 on Jun 17, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions

That's a good point.

So the guy actually possessed hard copies of the pictures and sent them through the mails? Oh god. It’s totally A-Rod.

by SuperT on Jun 17, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions

hmmm

maybe she meant faxed.

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by kendynamo on Jun 17, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

It doesnt say she got the message in the 90s

It just says the player played during the 90s.

Although the story does say she got it when she was on Beverly Hills 90210. Does anyone know when that was?

Gas prices today are a lot like a pitcher's ERA. Anything under 3 is amazing, under 4 is pretty good and anything 5 and up is something you want to avoid.

by Bobby Baseball on Jun 17, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions

She said in the video that it was during the 90's

while 90210 was still on TV.

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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 17, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions

oh I didnt watch the video I just read the story

I think it would sooner be A-Rod than Chipper

Gas prices today are a lot like a pitcher's ERA. Anything under 3 is amazing, under 4 is pretty good and anything 5 and up is something you want to avoid.

by Bobby Baseball on Jun 17, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions

I agree with that.

Seems like an A-Rod-ish thing to do.

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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 17, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions

Centaurs do messed up stuff like that

Satyrs, moreso.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jun 18, 2011 1:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

Vladdy G

I like him even more now.

by hotspur on Jun 17, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions

"he'll swing at anything" just took on a whole new significance

by anonymous on Jun 18, 2011 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions

What about Derek Jeter?

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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 17, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions

Did the picture have herpes?

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by ScottfromPeekskill on Jun 17, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions

Good work, Kendy Namo.

Your detective skills are second to none.

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by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jun 18, 2011 1:26 PM EDT reply actions

Maybe he'll find your AAOP?

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jun 18, 2011 1:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs

Why do you read his name Kendy Namo

And not Ken Dynamo?

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by Blame-everyone-else on Jun 18, 2011 10:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

Don't you?

by SuperT on Jun 18, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions

I always read it as Kendy Namo

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by Joamiq on Jun 24, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions

I have to say

that for a long time I also thought that it was Kendy Namo.

Strange.

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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 19, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions

We know it's Ken Dynamo

But when you first look at it, it looks like Kendy Namo, and that’s funnier

by Evan_S on Jun 19, 2011 5:07 AM EDT up reply actions

i'm actually two people

Kend y Namo. We’re spanish.

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by kendynamo on Jun 19, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs

Didn't we go through this a few months ago

with Lupojohn regarding Keithsmoustache?

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jun 19, 2011 4:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

I think so.

Mr. Smoustache certainly cleared up any confusion on his name at that point.

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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 19, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions

Good thing

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jun 20, 2011 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions

The list of suspects - sj investigates!

Prerequisites:

Baseball player
Played in mid-90’s
More famous now than before
Incident occurred in 1994-1998 (player famous then, at time of incident)
—> Seies produced in Van Nuys, CA in Los Angeles County
Still playing today (you forgot that part)

I think it’s Jason Giambi – debuted with A’s in 1995, close proximity to Hollywood, and certainly a little more famous now than in the mid 1990s

Contributing factors: Debuted in 1997 or before, born in California1, drafted out of a school or college in California2, drafted or signed by a team based in California3, played for a team based in California in the mid 1990s4, famous5, fits the “cocky” description (Possibly)6, bonus point if player was born in or played for team in L.A. area in mid-90’s7
Suspects:

Jason Giambi (1,2,3,4,5,6,7)
Derrek Lee (1,2,3,4,5)
Miguel Tejada (3,4,5,6)
Paul Konerko (3,4,5,7)
Dennys Reyes (3,4,7)
Henry Blanco (3,4,7)
Juan Castro (3,4,7)
Mark Kotsay (1,2,7)
Alex Rodriguez (5,6)
Andruw Jones (5,6)
Chipper Jones (5,6)
David Ortiz (5,6)
Derek Jeter (5,6)
Ivan Rodriguez (5,6)
Johnny Damon (5,6)
Manny Ramirez (5,6)
Mariano Rivera (5,6)
Raul Ibanez (5,6)
Vladimir Guerrero (5,6)
Bartolo Colon (5)
Chris Carpenter (5)
Darren Oliver (2)
Edgar Renteria (5)
Jason Varitek (5)
Jim Thome (5)
Jorge Posada (5)
Matt Stairs (4)
Miguel Cairo (3)
Scott Rolen (5)
Todd Helton (5)
Torii Hunter (5)
Arthur Rhodes
Bobby Abreu
Brett Tomko
Craig Counsell
Derek Lowe
Jamey Wright
Jason Isringhausen
LaTroy Hawkins
Livan Hernandez
Magglio Ordonez
Miguel Batista
Mike Cameron
Omar Vizquel
Orlando Cabrera
Tim Wakefield
Trever Miller

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by sj10689 on Jun 19, 2011 11:22 AM EDT reply actions

It's revealed the perpetrator did not date Madonna

A-Fraud is eliminated.

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by sj10689 on Jun 19, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions

One more interesting note

In a 2001 interview, Thiessen said the player in question was “one of the top baseball players.” Not surprisingly, of all the players in the above list, Giambi garnered more MVP award votes than any other player on the list of suspects from either the AL or NL. He placed 2nd in AL MVP voting.

Giambino’s looking more suspicious…

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by sj10689 on Jun 19, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions

And...

Giambi won the 2000 AL MVP voting, in case you question the date of the interview.

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by sj10689 on Jun 19, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions

bartolo colon cant even see his dong, he is too fat

eliminated

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by astromets on Jun 19, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions

Also, he's definitely not 'more famous' now.

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by BobbyV_Incognito on Jun 19, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions

Seconded

Although the player in question is (a little) more famous now than in ~1997, which I assume is the implication. Bartolo didn’t even debut until 1997, in which case he was a virtual unknown.

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by sj10689 on Jun 19, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions

Do you put this much work into everything you do?

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by BobbyV_Incognito on Jun 19, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions

My curiosity got the better of me

If I’m really interested in the topic, than the answer is ‘yes’. The funny thing was that I suspected Giambi before I even gathered names and put the list together. My findings seem to support my suspicions.

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by sj10689 on Jun 19, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions

Also, let's face it

Sundays are boring.

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