Fred Wilpon decided to take his mind of his team's troubles by reviewing some popular current movies he has recently seen. 

On the Hangover II:  "Some schmucks in the audience paid admission based on that one movie,” he said,  “It's sixty-five to seventy percent of the original.”

On Thor: "A really good hero. A very good hero. Not a super hero.”

On Johnny Depp's performance in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides "A good actor. A shitty movie-good actor." 

On X-Men: First Class- "They think they're going to get Dark Knight money. They've had everything wrong with it- they won't get it."

Finally, when asked if he planned on seeing Super 8, he simply responded by saying "Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?" 

That was my attempt at humor. Could not work in the "snakebitten" thing yet. Hope you enjoyed it.