So many good ones here. Just a sampling: * Guys who show up to work every day. * Sliding and diving, in any context. * Matchup stats. The smaller and more meaningless, the better. * Defense-first shortstops and catchers. Making ham-handed eye-winking comments about players and steroids. Any chance to say, "well he certainly looks/looked different that spring" will not be passed up. * Letting the viewers know just how much fouling a ball off of your foot hurts. Trust them, it hurts.