Friday Morning Applesauce: Mets take series, K-rod approaches half of his vest, Reyes is a hero
The Mets won in only nine inning yesterday afternoon, defeating the A's by a score of 4-1. K-rod converted the save last night, giving him 27 games finished on the season. Despite his self acknowledged patheticness, that figure still puts him on pace to reach his very lucrative vest.
The Mets received some good news on the injury front yesterday. David Wright has been cleared to resume baseball activities, meaning the stress fracture suffered from carrying the Mets for several seasons is actually healing. While this is excellent news, it still puts Wright several weeks away from being back on the baseball field in Queens. Luckily for us, that will still have him healthy in time for the trade deadline so that we can hear loads of "TRAID WRIGHT" garbage from the MSM.
Speaking of traids, rumor mill fodder Jose Reyes was apparently an idol of A's rookie Jamile Weeks. Weeks had the opportunity to meet Reyes this week and seemed to genuinely enjoy it. Some members of the MSM still don't get it however.
Former Met John Maine of habitual lying fame may be retiring due to his injuries. Fangraphs takes a look back at one of Omar Minaya's better moves. While we're on the rare good moves by Minaya, Two Mets farmhands will be representing the club in the futures game. Matt Harvey and Jeffry Marte will be playing in Arizona with a chance to impress a more national audience.
Around MLB:
The big news of the day involved Nats manager Jim Riggleman. Riggleman stepped down after the Nats refused to talk about his contract with him. It's certainly an interesting road to take in negotiations, although it's not the one I think I'd have taken.
Tim Lincecum had a nice night for the Giants, striking out 12 batters. Roy Oswalt may not have been as happy, as he found out he's going to be missing his next start with back issues.
I troubled ownership news, Frank McCourt doesn't seem to have the support of FOX if he wants to try to circumvent MLB in getting his TV deal approved. With payroll being an issue in the impending days, Jose Reyes may be pushed to the back burner some as a "hot topic".
Finally, Roger Clemens may make his upcoming trial a little more of a media feeding frenzy than it already was. His lawyers were granted access to some documents MLB had from it's steroid probe, so one can only imagine that this issue will be pushed back to the forefront as more information inevitably gets leaked.
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Forfeited metaphor alert
Vest-Rod:
“I have to start pounding people in and be more aggressive."
Erm. . . . .
by tmu on Jun 24, 2011 9:08 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Too bad THAT can't be the "Unintention Sexual Quote of the Week"...
"Whatever I do, always act like I meant to do it" ~ R.A. Dickey
by MetRayGirl on Jun 24, 2011 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Attrocious spelling and grammar mistakes throughout
And digs at the “MSM” and other little meme crap from this site don’t help your cause.
Sorry, I calls it how it is.
what is this, an english- Art Literature course?
"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"
by feslenraster on Jun 24, 2011 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions
The "meme crap" is regarding the compelte lack of logic
I don’t see people around here making fun of fools like Heyman etc because of his grammar and spelling.
Go away.
Thank you.
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by CTRefJay on Jun 24, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
And you misspelled atrocious, douchenozzle.
FAIL.
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by CTRefJay on Jun 24, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Sorry, I calls it how it is.
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by CTRefJay on Jun 24, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
wow...my own private rec-valanche!
You guys are too kind.
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by CTRefJay on Jun 24, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
A natural hat trick, at that!
I’m humbled.
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by CTRefJay on Jun 24, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It always gets me
that the person who criticizes someone else’s spelling/grammar errors always makes their own spelling/grammar errors while they’re correcting the original commenter. I mean, if I’m going to be that much of a douchebag, I’d make sure to at least check over the post 5-100 times before posting it to make sure I didn’t make a complete fool of myself by making a spelling mistake, the exact thing I was pointing out.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 24, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, it was a dick comment on my part
Still, Applesauce used to be a nice thing to read every day. Now it’s just filled with half-assed jokes. Was the second ‘traid’ necessary? No. It feels forced. Is he writing for the people that leave comments every day on the site or for the casual fan that shows up once in a while? If I didn’t read the comments here I wouldn’t have any idea what he was talking about. It’s just bad writing.
Jokes and memes do tend to outlive their "use by" dates around here
e.g., “. . . a very good [WHATEVS]. Not a superstar.”
But grammar-niggling is and always will be for the douchey. Sometimes people have little brain farts and screw up a there/their. We’ll all pull through somehow.
I am a member on several SBN blogs
They all employ inside humor and memes, which you refer to as “half-assed jokes”. This isn’t rocket science. Lighten up, Francis.
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If it was unclear, I was responding to JaySchu, not you, tmu.
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I often make comments from my phone
and as such, grammar and type-os should be disregarded.
—Sent from my Motorola Startec
by brooklynberger on Jun 24, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mobile phones are killing our discourse
-sent from my apple cart by way of my scary hi-tech thingamajigger
by tmu on Jun 24, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You kids and your newfangled gizmos!
When I was your age, phones had dials! And were attached to walls or sat on desks!
Now get off my lawn.
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OOPS
I began a sentence with “And…”
Please don’t arrest me, grammar police!
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Ah the good ole days
When I used to run my fantasy baseball league using Lotus 1-2-3 and the Friday-Saturday-Sunday edition of USA today and actually remembered peoples’ phone numbers.
by brooklynberger on Jun 24, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
In college in the mid-nineties
we had a fantasy basketball league where one guy had to do all the stats on his computer after reading USA Today on Friday. We’d get stat updates once a week and that’s it. ’Twas a long time ago.
Here in Northern Vermont...
the phone STILL has a dial and is attached to the walls. But the local paper (no kidding) ran a feature this week about DSL lines being installed by horse (pulling the cables through the woods). Oh, and the lawns are cut every 30-40 years and sold to lumber companies.
I can't tell if you're being funny
But if you still have a dial on your wall, that is too cool.
When I was in Africa, DSL (or whatever – cables for high-speed access, anyway) was being installed by hand, by big teams of like 40 people at a time. Some digging the ditches, some rolling the big wheels of cable. Worlds collide.
Yeah, I do still have a wall phone, rotary dial....
and a few rotary desk phones. A visitor from Virginia asked me if I “collected old phones”. and it was like what do you mean OLD phones, these are what I USE. No cell reception here either.
Cabot is one town away from here....
and they’re about in the same boat. Nice K-12 school there that graduates maybe 20 kids a year.
If you're coming down to Burlington when the Cyclones come to town let me know (my email is linked on the front)
The Lake Monsters play by play guy is a Mets fan and I already bribed him for some field passes for that series (July 30-Aug 1)
by Stephen Schmidt on Jun 24, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Will see if I can work that out, and will let you know!
And nope, I’m on the back side of a mountain, so while there was flooding in the lowlands, at 900+ elevation you all better start building arks if we flood.
thing is, you don't have to read applesauce.
there’s enough of us around that you reading it or not doesn’t really move the needle.
One day, this team is going to kill me.
"that the person who criticizes someone else’s spelling/grammar errors always makes their own spelling/grammar errors"
Better known as “Muphry’s Law.”
actually no
it’s called irony. Murphy’s law states that anything that can go wrong, will. – e.g – the New York Mets since 2007
by brooklynberger on Jun 24, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
ah...i see what you did their
by brooklynberger on Jun 24, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rob Parker?
Is that you?
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 24, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Help what cause?
It’s not like what we say has any impact on what Alderson will do. He’s gonna do what he thinks is best for the team regardless of what we or the media think of it.
Why are you here?
Also, I am not sure if you realized this, but MSM means Major Sports Media, it is not a meme.
One more thing, explain what the amazinavenue ‘cause’ is
It means "mainstream media" actually
The people usually taking digs at the MSM are Fox News zealots. So yes, it is something of a meme.
HAHAHAHA!!!
I’ve been called a lot of things in my 47 years on this planet, but “Fox News zealot” misses the mark by, perhaps, infinity.
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OT
When are you returning my “Best of Greta Van Susteren” Blu-Ray library?
Not. Cool.
I am not opening my still-shrikwrapped archival copy. No way.
I never said you were a fox news zealot
I’m just explaining where the meme came from.
Your premise is wrong.
The mainstream media has been bashed for eons before Fox News ever existed.
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You don't even know what a meme is, do you?
Sigh, summer vacation. What’s an eight grader to do but wile his time away on the internet.
Complaining about Memes here
Is like the Simpsons’ headline “Old Man Yells at Cloud.”
the artist formerly known as TeufelCat
@jeffpaternostro
by Jeffrey Paternostro on Jun 24, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It was 27 as of 4:30 this morning
I actually linked his page there, so I’m sure it’s up to date now
by Stephen Schmidt on Jun 24, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
how come there's "incentive" based contract, when there's no vesting option on
how badly a player performs? for every blown save F-Rod should reimburse the Mets $2M!!
"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"
Its against the CBA
They only things you can really put in are terms that are not directly performance based. The intention of games finished is more or less to guarantee that extra year if they player is healthy.
Its still stupid to have such a huge escalation of the amount.
I know I was half-joking
but thanks for the information regardless
"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"
by feslenraster on Jun 24, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
It's true, according to Fulmer's Twitter account too.
I love it! I’m sure Nimmo will follow suit very soon, considering Fulmer was thought to be the tougher sign of the two.
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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 24, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
just did some twitter stalking
Michael Fulmer needs to do something about a new girlfriend now that he’s going to be a millionaire.
What Would Matt Szczur Do?
Fact on Villanova Sports
by Hoyadestroya85 on Jun 24, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, he's ready for an upgrade
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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
Really?

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"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden
This conversation could hardly be stupider
by Pack Bringley on Jun 24, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I'm going to have to agree with you
That was a pretty stupid thing for me to do. My apologies to the AA community.
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RIght after I get my monopoly game out of the closet
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But. . . .
However will a newly wealthy young professional athlete meet an attractive woman who would like the pleasure of his company?
Did you guys read this ?.
Sorry if if was addressed before.
"If I am going to be traded, obviously I want the opportunity to close out games, but if it’s going to be good teams like the Yankees or the Rays, and it’s going to be for two months, I can go out there and help them out…"
K-Rod quote.
One day, this team is going to kill me.
Hm, Frankie going to Tampa. A place inhabited with older people that may or may not complain about his performance. This can only end well.
by MyFavBaseballSquadron on Jun 24, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll drive him to the airport
Squeezed to Song and Bendtner and Song and Nasri oh lovely lovely lovely!
-Peter Drury, the one time his commentating has ever been acceptable.
by Aidan Gibson on Jun 24, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Good, taxis tend to destroy this team
by Stephen Schmidt on Jun 24, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Only midnight ones
Squeezed to Song and Bendtner and Song and Nasri oh lovely lovely lovely!
-Peter Drury, the one time his commentating has ever been acceptable.
by Aidan Gibson on Jun 24, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions

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