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Friday Morning Applesauce: Mets take series, K-rod approaches half of his vest, Reyes is a hero

The Mets won in only nine inning yesterday afternoon, defeating the A's by a score of 4-1.  K-rod converted the save last night, giving him 27 games finished on the season.  Despite his self acknowledged patheticness, that figure still puts him on pace to reach his very lucrative vest.

The Mets received some good news on the injury front yesterday.  David Wright has been cleared to resume baseball activities, meaning the stress fracture suffered from carrying the Mets for several seasons is actually healing.  While this is excellent news, it still puts Wright several weeks away from being back on the baseball field in Queens.  Luckily for us, that will still have him healthy in time for the trade deadline so that we can hear loads of "TRAID WRIGHT" garbage from the MSM.

Speaking of traids, rumor mill fodder Jose Reyes was apparently an idol of A's rookie Jamile Weeks.  Weeks had the opportunity to meet Reyes this week and seemed to genuinely enjoy it.  Some members of the MSM still don't get it however.

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Former Met John Maine of habitual lying fame may be retiring due to his injuries.  Fangraphs takes a look back at one of Omar Minaya's better moves.  While we're on the rare good moves by Minaya, Two Mets farmhands will be representing the club in the futures game.  Matt Harvey and Jeffry Marte will be playing in Arizona with a chance to impress a more national audience.

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The big news of the day involved Nats manager Jim Riggleman.  Riggleman stepped down after the Nats refused to talk about his contract with him.  It's certainly an interesting road to take in negotiations, although it's not the one I think I'd have taken.

Tim Lincecum had a nice night for the Giantsstriking out 12 batters.  Roy Oswalt may not have been as happy, as he found out he's going to be missing his next start with back issues.

I troubled ownership news, Frank McCourt doesn't seem to have the support of FOX if he wants to try to circumvent MLB in getting his TV deal approved.  With payroll being an issue in the impending days, Jose Reyes may be pushed to the back burner some as a "hot topic".

Finally, Roger Clemens may make his upcoming trial a little more of a media feeding frenzy than it already was.  His lawyers were granted access to some documents MLB had from it's steroid probe, so one can only imagine that this issue will be pushed back to the forefront as more information inevitably gets leaked.

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Attrocious spelling and grammar mistakes throughout

And digs at the “MSM” and other little meme crap from this site don’t help your cause.

Sorry, I calls it how it is.

by JaySchu on Jun 24, 2011 9:28 AM EDT reply actions  

what is this, an english- Art Literature course?

"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"

by feslenraster on Jun 24, 2011 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

The "meme crap" is regarding the compelte lack of logic

I don’t see people around here making fun of fools like Heyman etc because of his grammar and spelling.

by Balagast on Jun 24, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

It always gets me

that the person who criticizes someone else’s spelling/grammar errors always makes their own spelling/grammar errors while they’re correcting the original commenter. I mean, if I’m going to be that much of a douchebag, I’d make sure to at least check over the post 5-100 times before posting it to make sure I didn’t make a complete fool of myself by making a spelling mistake, the exact thing I was pointing out.

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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 24, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, it was a dick comment on my part

Still, Applesauce used to be a nice thing to read every day. Now it’s just filled with half-assed jokes. Was the second ‘traid’ necessary? No. It feels forced. Is he writing for the people that leave comments every day on the site or for the casual fan that shows up once in a while? If I didn’t read the comments here I wouldn’t have any idea what he was talking about. It’s just bad writing.

by JaySchu on Jun 24, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jokes and memes do tend to outlive their "use by" dates around here

e.g., “. . . a very good [WHATEVS]. Not a superstar.”

But grammar-niggling is and always will be for the douchey. Sometimes people have little brain farts and screw up a there/their. We’ll all pull through somehow.

by tmu on Jun 24, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am a member on several SBN blogs

They all employ inside humor and memes, which you refer to as “half-assed jokes”. This isn’t rocket science. Lighten up, Francis.

The 2011 New York Mets: Limit the Damage

by CTRefJay on Jun 24, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I often make comments from my phone

and as such, grammar and type-os should be disregarded.

—Sent from my Motorola Startec

by brooklynberger on Jun 24, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mobile phones are killing our discourse

-sent from my apple cart by way of my scary hi-tech thingamajigger

by tmu on Jun 24, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You kids and your newfangled gizmos!

When I was your age, phones had dials! And were attached to walls or sat on desks!
Now get off my lawn.

The 2011 New York Mets: Limit the Damage

by CTRefJay on Jun 24, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

OOPS

I began a sentence with “And…”
Please don’t arrest me, grammar police!

The 2011 New York Mets: Limit the Damage

by CTRefJay on Jun 24, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah the good ole days

When I used to run my fantasy baseball league using Lotus 1-2-3 and the Friday-Saturday-Sunday edition of USA today and actually remembered peoples’ phone numbers.

by brooklynberger on Jun 24, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

In college in the mid-nineties

we had a fantasy basketball league where one guy had to do all the stats on his computer after reading USA Today on Friday. We’d get stat updates once a week and that’s it. ’Twas a long time ago.

by David G on Jun 24, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here in Northern Vermont...

the phone STILL has a dial and is attached to the walls. But the local paper (no kidding) ran a feature this week about DSL lines being installed by horse (pulling the cables through the woods). Oh, and the lawns are cut every 30-40 years and sold to lumber companies.

by Cranky50 on Jun 24, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't tell if you're being funny

But if you still have a dial on your wall, that is too cool.

When I was in Africa, DSL (or whatever – cables for high-speed access, anyway) was being installed by hand, by big teams of like 40 people at a time. Some digging the ditches, some rolling the big wheels of cable. Worlds collide.

by SuperT on Jun 24, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I do still have a wall phone, rotary dial....

and a few rotary desk phones. A visitor from Virginia asked me if I “collected old phones”. and it was like what do you mean OLD phones, these are what I USE. No cell reception here either.

by Cranky50 on Jun 24, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a cousins in Cabot!

I believe every word of it.

The 2011 New York Mets: Limit the Damage

by CTRefJay on Jun 24, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cabot is one town away from here....

and they’re about in the same boat. Nice K-12 school there that graduates maybe 20 kids a year.

by Cranky50 on Jun 24, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you're coming down to Burlington when the Cyclones come to town let me know (my email is linked on the front)

The Lake Monsters play by play guy is a Mets fan and I already bribed him for some field passes for that series (July 30-Aug 1)

by Stephen Schmidt on Jun 24, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will see if I can work that out, and will let you know!

   And nope, I’m on the back side of a mountain, so while there was flooding in the lowlands, at 900+ elevation you all better start building arks if we flood.

by Cranky50 on Jun 24, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

thing is, you don't have to read applesauce.

there’s enough of us around that you reading it or not doesn’t really move the needle.

One day, this team is going to kill me.

by fxcarden on Jun 24, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually no

it’s called irony. Murphy’s law states that anything that can go wrong, will. – e.g – the New York Mets since 2007

by brooklynberger on Jun 24, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe

that’s “the person . . . always makes his own spelling/grammar errors.” Us need to do better.

by tmu on Jun 24, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rob Parker?

Is that you?

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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 24, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Help what cause?

It’s not like what we say has any impact on what Alderson will do. He’s gonna do what he thinks is best for the team regardless of what we or the media think of it.

by ZZPops on Jun 24, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why are you here?

Also, I am not sure if you realized this, but MSM means Major Sports Media, it is not a meme.

One more thing, explain what the amazinavenue ‘cause’ is

by Shevshevy on Jun 24, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

It means "mainstream media" actually

The people usually taking digs at the MSM are Fox News zealots. So yes, it is something of a meme.

by JaySchu on Jun 24, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA!!!

I’ve been called a lot of things in my 47 years on this planet, but “Fox News zealot” misses the mark by, perhaps, infinity.

The 2011 New York Mets: Limit the Damage

by CTRefJay on Jun 24, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

OT

When are you returning my “Best of Greta Van Susteren” Blu-Ray library?

by tmu on Jun 24, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, but perhaps never

she is just so hot

The 2011 New York Mets: Limit the Damage

by CTRefJay on Jun 24, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not. Cool.

I am not opening my still-shrikwrapped archival copy. No way.

by tmu on Jun 24, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I never said you were a fox news zealot

I’m just explaining where the meme came from.

by JaySchu on Jun 24, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Your premise is wrong.

The mainstream media has been bashed for eons before Fox News ever existed.

The 2011 New York Mets: Limit the Damage

by CTRefJay on Jun 24, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't even know what a meme is, do you?

Sigh, summer vacation. What’s an eight grader to do but wile his time away on the internet.

by dcmetsfan on Jun 24, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Complaining about Memes here

Is like the Simpsons’ headline “Old Man Yells at Cloud.”

the artist formerly known as TeufelCat
@jeffpaternostro

by Jeffrey Paternostro on Jun 24, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

28 games finished according to baseball-reference.

by attgig on Jun 24, 2011 9:36 AM EDT reply actions  

It was 27 as of 4:30 this morning

I actually linked his page there, so I’m sure it’s up to date now

by Stephen Schmidt on Jun 24, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

how come there's "incentive" based contract, when there's no vesting option on

how badly a player performs? for every blown save F-Rod should reimburse the Mets $2M!!

"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"

by feslenraster on Jun 24, 2011 9:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Its against the CBA

They only things you can really put in are terms that are not directly performance based. The intention of games finished is more or less to guarantee that extra year if they player is healthy.

Its still stupid to have such a huge escalation of the amount.

by Balagast on Jun 24, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know I was half-joking

but thanks for the information regardless

"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"

by feslenraster on Jun 24, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

OK

my sarcasm detector doesn’t work before I’ve had at least 2 cups of coffee.

by Balagast on Jun 24, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

OK

my sarcasm detector doesn’t work before I’ve had at least 2 cups of coffee.

by Balagast on Jun 24, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Keith

Keith

The 2011 New York Mets: Limit the Damage

by CTRefJay on Jun 24, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keith

Now, kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep; in giant blender.

by meigs1414 on Jun 24, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's true, according to Fulmer's Twitter account too.

Here’s the link.

I love it! I’m sure Nimmo will follow suit very soon, considering Fulmer was thought to be the tougher sign of the two.

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by Steve Schreiber on Jun 24, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

just did some twitter stalking

Michael Fulmer needs to do something about a new girlfriend now that he’s going to be a millionaire.

What Would Matt Szczur Do?
Fact on Villanova Sports

by Hoyadestroya85 on Jun 24, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's ready for an upgrade

__________________________________________________
"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden

by Russ on Jun 24, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw, come on now

Not very nice

"I think Murdertron makes a good point though."

by Joamiq on Jun 24, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

__________________________________________________
"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden

by Russ on Jun 24, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to have to agree with you

That was a pretty stupid thing for me to do. My apologies to the AA community.

__________________________________________________
"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden

by Russ on Jun 24, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

get down and give us 20

dollars………..

each……………

One day, this team is going to kill me.

by fxcarden on Jun 24, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

RIght after I get my monopoly game out of the closet

__________________________________________________
"He who gets the best players usually wins" - Bobby Bowden

by Russ on Jun 24, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

But. . . .

However will a newly wealthy young professional athlete meet an attractive woman who would like the pleasure of his company?

by tmu on Jun 24, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you guys read this ?.

Sorry if if was addressed before.


"If I am going to be traded, obviously I want the opportunity to close out games, but if it’s going to be good teams like the Yankees or the Rays, and it’s going to be for two months, I can go out there and help them out…"

K-Rod quote.

One day, this team is going to kill me.

by fxcarden on Jun 24, 2011 12:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Hm, Frankie going to Tampa. A place inhabited with older people that may or may not complain about his performance. This can only end well.

by MyFavBaseballSquadron on Jun 24, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'll drive him to the airport

Squeezed to Song and Bendtner and Song and Nasri oh lovely lovely lovely!
-Peter Drury, the one time his commentating has ever been acceptable.

by Aidan Gibson on Jun 24, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only midnight ones

Squeezed to Song and Bendtner and Song and Nasri oh lovely lovely lovely!
-Peter Drury, the one time his commentating has ever been acceptable.

by Aidan Gibson on Jun 24, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

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