Classless Phillies don't provide eyeglass cleaner at the ballpark, force blurry-eyed kid to lick his own glasses just to see the action on the field. (via The Fightins) There's so much going on in this GIF. The guy on the left suddenly sitting up straight. A dead ringer for The Situation — possibly the glasses-licking kid's dad — almost certainly shouting at some broad to take her top off/make him something to eat. The guy on the right chewing on his thumb. It's like if Picasso made animated GIFs of the crowd at CBP: every time you look at it you see something new.