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Getting in David Wright's head

Kinda a slow day at work today, so I figured I would do another song parody like I did a few days ago.  This one is from the perspective of our favorite 3rd baseman to the tune of Snoop Dogg's Gin and Juice

With no protection here in N-Y-C
It's kinda hard bein me, D-U-B-Z
But I, somehow someway,
Keep comin up with bunches of hits like every single day
May I, say we need some more consistant pitching
Less of dumb Fred Wilpon bitching
Done with august and we're still at .500
Cause we're not all that good
I got Reyes batting leadoff gettin him on
And he aint leavin till end of the (end of the inning)
What I gotta do? Shit
hit an oppo field double and drive in a run too
So hold down that lead and shut the do'
Cause you know Dickey loves to throw
Now we gon get a win right here
Or not, Izzy blew it, he's a muthafuckin has been, shit

Back off the DL playin well now, my name is David Wright
Got my mind on the playoffs and the playoffs on my mind

Back off the DL playin well now, my name is David Wright
Got my mind on the playoffs and the playoffs on my mind

Now that the braves went on a big time run
Every Mets fan wants a win, but they don't get none
Now this type of shit happens all the time,
From the mid 90's through 2005
Sandy's doin fine, according to me
He's got the roster building skills its so easy to see
Who listens, to the dumb ass press
As they say "the mets needs, he didn't address"
I been talkin to this dude named Terry
He's keepin the met clubhouse merry
Terry says "please, to our batters oh jeez
get some good A-Bs or we'll use Jon Niese to squeeze"
As I rake in the majors help me team, byatch

Back off the DL playin well now, my name is David Wright
Got my mind on the playoffs and the playoffs on my mind

Back off the DL playin well now, my name is David Wright
Got my mind on the playoffs and the playoffs on my mind

Earlier this year
My homey Duda here
Came through with a few game changin hits
That fat 1-B has some straight tower power that made me stoked
This kid aint no joke, we have some backups starting, shit,
Sit your ass down
Yeah hariston and pidie? Well we're all fucked now
But I aint gon stop it, I'm still popin
Home runs here in the city of Gotham
Observe me, with some slick fielding on top
Cause when I start it up, you know I aint gonna stop
Don't get upset boys, this just how it goes
I love you bros, next year fo sho'
and I'll be

Back off the DL playin well now, my name is David Wright
Got my mind on the playoffs and the playoffs on my mind

Back off the DL playin well now, my name is David Wright
Got my mind on the playoffs and the playoffs on my mind

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