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R.A. (to the tune of the 90's classic The Way by Fastball)

I promised a masterpiece after my last MS Paint epic fail so here goes....


He made up his mind that he'd throw a knuckler.
The legend said the world changed that one day.
Now it is a serious knee buckler.
The batters don't know where the ball's gonna end up today

They step up to the plate and they just start hacking
Why did they even come to work today?
He's quite verbose and his facial hair's not lacking.
He'll make your head shutter when he throws that flutter, RA.

Chorus: Anyone can see the ball that he throws goes all over the place.
Look at the frustration on that batter's face.
It looks like a strike and then magically goes away.
You can see them trying to time that old knuckler just right.
And just when you think that they'll put up a fight.
He throws them a fastball. Just look at them swing away. Awayyy....


Victorino woke up then they couldn't find him
He left before the sun came up that day.
He ditched the park and left it all behind him.
Went back to Hawaii, he just couldn't handle R.A.

Repeat Chorus. 

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